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    Misinterpretation Of Doctor Advice leads Patient far….!

    A  heavy weight patient went to Doctor and seek advice to weight loss.  The doctor asked the patient to run ten kilometers a day for a year then he would lose much weight. After running for the days which Doctor asked him, the patient called the doctor to inform he had lost weight, but got in a problem. When Doctor asked , ‘What is the problem?’Patient replied , ‘I am 3600 kms away from home.’ More

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    Getting Punished for ‘misbehavior’ is indeed right!

    A boy is crying after getting beaten from his teacher. His Mom asked, why are you crying? Son said, teacher had beaten me. Mom asked, why did she beat you? Son said, I called her hen! Mom asked, why did you call her hen? Son replied, why means, she is giving me zero (egg) in every exam. Mom scolded him for his mis- behavior towards his teacher.  More

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    Lack of knowledge is harmful!

    Two villagers come to the city for an outing and went to a restaurant to have coffee.  They asked the waiter about the price of coffee. Waiter replied, hot coffee- 3 Rs. and cold coffee 5 Rs. One of the villager ordered two hot coffees for them. Waiter brought coffee and served them. One Villager drinks coffee so fast that his tongue got burnt, then also finished it.  Other  Villager drinks it slowly.  The first villager asked the other to drink it fast else coffee will get cold and the waiter will ask for 5 Rs.  More

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    Students silly answers upset Teacher…

    Hyderabad Teacher To Her students. Teacher: Tell me one animal that lives in water? Johny : Harry what is she saying? Harry: She is asking us to tell name of water animal. Johny: answers fish is a water animal. Teacher : Good, tell me four more animals that live in water Johny: Harry, what is she asking now? Harry: she is asking us to tell more water animals  names. Johny : answers if she doesn’t know that fish’s mother, father, brother, step brother, etc lives in water with it, didn’t she know, asking us unnecessarily. ! lol More

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    Witty husband can handle lazy wife !

    Husband sent a message to wife at night, “Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” The wife didn’t reply. He sent another message, “I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in My salary at the end of month I’m getting you a new car” She text back, “Omg really?” Husband Replied: “No I just wanted to make sure you got my 1st message.  More

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    Desi parents’ reaction when you don’t get 100 out of 100

    Today I found out I got an 89 in my AP class and I had the highest score in my class. My dad started slapping, said I wasn’t his son, and that I would work at a gas station just like him for the rest of my life. He even says I should go ahead remember how much everything costs at the store.#MLID. -pakistani_memon More

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