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Today my mother and I were making pizza sauce and the recipe called for red pepper flakes. Rather than use our dubba of pepper my mom pulled out a ziploc full of red pepper flake packets from dominos pizza. MLID

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Wah, how desi yaar! (232) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (7)

Aug 28, 2010 07:20 PM - Cheapness - by gujjulove

Today, my yahoo homepage showed me the headlines "India unveils prototype of $35 tablet computer." Figures we would. MLID.

#57165

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Wah, how desi yaar! (188) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (9)

Aug 28, 2010 04:04 PM - Cheapness - by loony10

Today,my parents got in a fight and my dad said, 'now if YOU were a nurse we wouldn't be having this problem' and my mom says 'i could've married a rich man from Dubai'. Me, seeking a perfect opportunity, says " This is why i shouldn't have an arranged marriage!" but OF COURSE, both of them stop in their tracks and yell 'NO' and go back to arguing. gosh MLID!

#57217

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Wah, how desi yaar! (255) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (16)

Aug 28, 2010 03:38 PM - Random - by arranged

today i realized that whenever my mom or aunts think someone is handsome they call them "smart" when my cuzin called a guy hot they called her besharam MLID

#56777

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Wah, how desi yaar! (217) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (10)

Aug 28, 2010 03:34 PM - Dads/Uncles - by brownerthanu

Today, I realized I have literally 6 old SAT books that are all marked and used up. I decided to throw them out when my dad yelled at me for not saving them for my little brother who would need them later on. MLID

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Wah, how desi yaar! (162) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (4)

Aug 28, 2010 03:04 PM - Academics - by sumi345

Today, My mom said "My back is paining." Is it me or do Desis need to understand that pain is not a verb? MLID

#57183

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Wah, how desi yaar! (190) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (19)

Aug 28, 2010 02:48 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by 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