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Today, I saw this post on FML: "Today, I was getting ready to go to the movies with friends. I was brushing when my dad walked into the bathroom and said I couldn't go anymore. He thought I wanted fresh breath to make out with some guy. FML" ...I sense Desi. MLID

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Wah, how desi yaar! (243) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (39)

Aug 28, 2010 01:10 AM - Random - by spizey

Today I had to create a character for a video game. His name? Aloo Gobi. Aloo Gobi Sag was just too long.MLID

#56886

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Wah, how desi yaar! (156) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (16)

Aug 28, 2010 12:22 AM - Random - by Jsman52

Today, we bought a new store. I was the first one to enter and as soon as i first stepped into the store my mom slapped me across the head. Puzzled by her violence, i looked at her. "Vat" she said "You stepped in with your left foot you idiot. now you'll bring us bad luck" MLID

#57076

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Wah, how desi yaar! (242) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (15)

Aug 27, 2010 09:23 PM - Moms/Aunties - by right

Today, my family and I went to Red Lobster to celebrate my parent's anniversary. Before leaving, my mom told me to take all the Splenda packets from the table so we could use them for chai the next morning.

#57021

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Wah, how desi yaar! (178) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (8)

Aug 27, 2010 07:44 PM - Cheapness - by nikki

Today, my dad came back from India. Earlier in the week, my mom had asked her sister to send us a jar of Nivea face cream from India because it's apparently cheaper there. We found four tubes of Fair and Lovely when we opened the suitcase. MLID.

#57020

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Wah, how desi yaar! (171) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (14)

Aug 27, 2010 04:26 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Fanny

Today, I was talking to my Indian friend (we are both indian), and I was trying to explain to her how hot Fernando Torres (Spanish soccer team) is. She wasn't understanding how serious I was, so in frustration, I yelled out "He's so hot, he makes my butter turn into ghee!" ...MLID

#56863

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Wah, how desi yaar! (258) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (30)

Aug 27, 2010 01:58 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by sonaravi

Today, my mom was applying Vicks VapoRub to my brother's chest and back. We've had the jar for quite some time, so I picked it up to read the label. It had expired in 1998. MLID

#57049

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Wah, how desi yaar! (298) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (8)

Aug 27, 2010 04:26 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by Fanny

Today, my little brother asked my mom what love was. My mom replied, "its a mental disorder in the brain, don't fall in love". MLID

#57241

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Wah, how desi yaar! (336) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (28)

Aug 26, 2010 09:19 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous

Today, as my two younger cousins were leaving they bent down and touched my grandma's feet for ashirwad, she wished for both of them to get wonderful wives. They're 10 and 1...MLID

#57123

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Wah, how desi yaar! (248) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (8)

Aug 26, 2010 09:16 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Crashka

Today, My gori friends were at my house and my mom proceded to call all of them beta and feed them curry. MLID

#56979

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Wah, how desi yaar! (215) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (19)

Aug 26, 2010 08:51 PM - Moms/Aunties - by ohmygoshh

Today, I walked by one of the mini T.V.s at WalMart right as the woman on the T.V. shouted the word "India". I felt acknowledged. MLID.

#57207

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Wah, how desi yaar! (174) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (13)

Aug 26, 2010 06:28 PM - Random - by DorkyBengaliRani :D

Today, my mom told me to put my kapre shapre in the laundry phondry. MLID.

#56967

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Wah, how desi yaar! (258) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (26)

Aug 26, 2010 09:31 AM - Moms/Aunties - by indianYAARNI

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