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Today, my parents stopped me from going outside because I've become too dark, and unsuitable for marriage. Oh, and I'm only 17. MLID

#56960

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Wah, how desi yaar! (247) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (8)

Aug 24, 2010 01:00 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by Anonymous

Today I was home sick so I asked my mom for 7 up. She came into my room with water and a lemon squeezed in it and said it's the same thing beta.

#57095

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Wah, how desi yaar! (216) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (13)

Aug 24, 2010 12:59 AM - Moms/Aunties - by buttercup33

Today I decided to study my PSAT words by saying them in an Indian accent. MLID

#56888

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Wah, how desi yaar! (192) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (30)

Aug 24, 2010 12:51 AM - Academics - by queengurl

Today, my friends and I went to the beach. I forgot to mention that one of my friends was a girl, so when my parents found out, they insisted on coming with us. They didn't go in the water at all, but just followed us and spied on us the whole time. MLID

#56674

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Wah, how desi yaar! (225) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (7)

Aug 23, 2010 11:11 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by beachfun

Today, i was going to the mall with my mom and sister. On the way there, they started talking about akshara's husband. After thinking for a while, i realized that we don't know an Akshara. So I asked them who they were talking about and it turned out that they were talking about someone from their serials. MLID

#56785

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (168) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (8)

Aug 23, 2010 09:29 PM - Moms/Aunties - by punjabi_GABRU

Today, we had a pooja at our house. It started at 7 but we told the guests to come at 6 so that everyone would be here when it started. People finally started showing up at 8. MLID

#56797

2 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (150) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (10)

Aug 23, 2010 09:23 PM - Random - by desiii girlll;

Today I finally realized that all those stories about 15/16 year olds getting rishta proposals at desi gatherings, are actually NOT fake. I got 4 in 2 days while I was at a jilsah (religious gathering) in VA. One of them is a 25 year old doctor, and my mom actually considered the proposal. She's asked the guy's mom if the are willing to wait a few years until I finish highschool. I'm terrified.

#57029

18 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (218) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (10)

Aug 23, 2010 08:37 PM - Rishtas - by NoRishtasPlease

today i noticed that gora's go to the pool when its sunny out to work on their tan, while us desi's fear of getting darker and go once there are clouds in the sky... MLID

#56822

0 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (179) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (12)

Aug 23, 2010 08:23 PM - Random - by sophiemian

Today, I realized that I only want to see "Eat Love Pray" because Julia Roberts goes to India. MLID.

#57069

3 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (248) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (7)

Aug 23, 2010 08:22 PM - Random - by indiangirl

Today, I got home from a wedding... at 11:30. You can imagine how surprised I was. MLID

#56873

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (202) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (12)

Aug 23, 2010 08:17 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaiwalli

I have just realized that whenever Desi parents receive a call, they stare at the caller ID for far, far longer than anyone else would, and then pick it up. MLID

#56913

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (287) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (11)

Aug 23, 2010 08:12 PM - Random - by LOLZ

Today, I realized that all our silverwear is either plastic or stolen from a restuarnt. MLID

#56957

8 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (109) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (189)

Aug 23, 2010 05:57 PM - Cheapness - by Teja

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