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    The Missing Goat, “Goat no 3″… wonderful story, please

    It all started one lazy Sunday afternoon in a small town near Toronto in Canada.Two school-going friends had a crazy idea.They rounded up three goats from the neighborhood and painted the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on their sides.That night they let the goats loose inside their school building. The next morning, when the authorities entered the school, they could smell something was wrong.They soon saw goat droppings on the stairs and near the entrance and realized that some goats had entered the building.A search was immediately launched and very soon, the three goats were found.But the authorities were worried, where […]

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    Bad encounter with a Psychiatrist..

    Long but hilarious, every one of us will correlate with this… My family doc referred me to that psychiatrist. Its the first time I am being to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist seemed like a good man. He smiled at me and said, “Tell me sir, what can I do for you?” I introduced myself and said, “Sir, I work in healthcare industry as a DMT. I think I have issues with my mental health. You should diagnose what it is.” The doctor took his pen and his notepad and said, “Yes sir, tell me about your issues.” I said, “Sir, […]

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    A lady outsmarts a bank employee….

    Call from a Bank  To a Housewife: Hello Ma’am… We are Offering you  Credit Card with Best Deals. 1. No Annual Charges. 2. No Interest on Balance for Three Months. 3. Huge Credit Limit. 4. No Penalties for Over Spending. Smart Reply by the Lady:  No Thanks…  I have a Husband… 1. With Lifetime Zero Fee. 2. No Spending Limit. 3. No Penalties and more Importantly… 4. No Repayment Forever.  Line got Disconnected Without a Word.

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    Reminiscing Childhood Memories…

    When I was small • I’d put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms  • Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose • Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once • Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out. • Faked being asleep,so I could be carried to bed. • Used to think that the moon followed our car • Tried to balance the switch between On/Off • Watching two drops […]

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    A True Friend Always Care For His Friend’s Happiness…

    A man prayed to The God to keep his friend happy. God grants his wish only for four days. He asks Man to tell those days. Man said 1)summer day 2)winter day 3)rainy day 4)spring day God got Confused and said no, just tell three days. Man said 1)yesterday 2)today 3)tomorrow… Again God got confused and said just tell 2 days Man said ok and said 1) current day & 2) next day.. Confusion continues. God said just say one day. Man said 1)Everyday God laughed and said ok, your friend will be always happy Dedicated to all true friends.  […]

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    Any Situation Can Be Handled With Calm And Witty Mind…

    Some 7-8  colleagues came to Master ji’s house. Master ji’s wife said, we don’t have sugar at home, how to make tea? Master ji said, don’t worry, you just make tea and bring there, I will handle everything Wife brought the tea as asked by him. Master ji said to all his colleagues, whoever gets the less sweet tea, we will go to his house tomorrow to have dinner. All Colleagues drank the tea happily, One of them said…my tea has so much sugar, I am afraid that I may get diabetes.

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    School Life, Best Phase Of Everyone’s Life

    Big gang of friends. Colorful uniform Silly fight Friendly teachers Group photos…. Combined study Never ending P T periods Rocking annual day . Group discussion on anything nothing So many hands in one lunch box Remarkable marks Terror report card Self-parents signature Justified mistakes… Lovable tour School life.. Is just like heaven…

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    Are you hungry? (For success)

    Here is a buffet spread-you can eat some or eat nothing- It depends on how hungry you are. *Starters: (pick any 2)* 1. Get up early (you can accomplish 20% more during 5 am to 8 am) 2. Walk for at least 45 minutes or Exercise at least for 30 minutes daily (you have no choice on this) 3. Meditate /pray/ visualize positive things/do yoga for 30 minutes every day. *Main course (pick any 4)* 1) Invest in best clothes you can afford-along with good shoes (It has been proved, that better dressed people appeal 15 % more-all things being […]

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    Technology Update: Must Read

    *TECHNOLOGY UPDATE 1*  There is a device in market which converts your *Thoughts* into *Speech.*  It is called *Alcohol* *TECHNOLOGY UPDATE 2* There is another device which converts your Fake *forwards* into *Belief*.  It is called *whatsapp*  *TECHNOLOGY UPDATE 3*  There is another device which converts your *Speech* into *Silence*.  It is called *WIFE* 

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    Raise Awareness..Need Change In Govt System..

    No Helmet.. fine 500/- Parking at No Parking…fine 300/- Vehicle in no entry… Fine 500/-  No PUC… FINE 1000/- Triple seat driving… Fine 2000/- Plastic use…. Fine 5000/- Potholes on roads… No one responsible Non-working signal lights.. No one responsible  Dug road no repairs… No one responsible Political Flex banners on road… No one responsible  Encroached footpath.. No one Responsible  Overflowing Garbage bins on road… No one responsible…..no proper street lights.. no one responsible.. Looks like the public is the only culprit and liable to be fined.  Administration and government is no way responsible. No rules and regulations imply on […]

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