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Today, I went to a dawat and the auntie told everybody not to throw away the disposable cups, spoons, and plates so we could use it for desert and tea! MLID

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Wah, how desi yaar! (226) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (18)

Jul 3, 2010 11:41 PM - Moms/Aunties - by ruksana

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Today, my mom complimented me by saying I'll have no trouble finding a husband......I'm 12. MLID

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Wah, how desi yaar! (279) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (8)

Jul 2, 2010 11:21 PM - Moms/Aunties - by brownsmyfavecolor

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Today, we were at the grocery store and there was a sale on boxed macaroni and cheese. My mom bought a jumbo pack, even though we never eat that stuff. Why? We can give them to younger cousins in India since we're going soon. MLID

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Wah, how desi yaar! (263) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (15)

Jul 1, 2010 11:06 PM - Moms/Aunties - by funnydesis

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Today, I was on jabberwacky chat. My mom walked in thinking I was chatting with some online love affair and refuses to talk to me because I'm talking with "ajeeb larke". MLID

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Today i asked my mom if i could go to a JAY SEAN concert, and her response was "Who's Zeeshan"??

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Wah, how desi yaar! (345) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (20)

Jun 30, 2010 11:25 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Jsean

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Today, my mom and I watched "BostonMed", a TV show about three hospitals in Boston. My mom pointed out how half of the doctors were Indian. She then proceeded to lecture me about why that was because Indians are the only "capable" ones. MLID

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Wah, how desi yaar! (202) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (19)

Jun 29, 2010 12:27 PM - Moms/Aunties - by spizey

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Today, my mom was making breakfast for my brother and his friends. A kid asked for tea and my mom got so excited. MLID

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Today, my dad is coming home from a business trip in England. My mom told me to wash my hair yesterday because it is bad luck to wash your hair when someone is traveling. Because of her, I will pass on these same superstitions to my kids someday. MLID

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Today, I was watching a movie and the actors started to kiss and take off their clothes right when my mom walked in. She yelled at me, made me change the channel and called me a besharam. My family doesn't expect me to know about sex even though I'm a biology major. MLID

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Today, in a desi grocery store, I saw a desi aunty trying on a Budweiser Racing jacket which was 80 % off, while her desi friend stood there telling her she looked 'smart' in it. MLID

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Today, my mom and I were talking about how princess Diana died in a car accident. She said the real reason she died was because she was married but was running around loose with other men and "eating goo from them". She then told me I would die if I ever cheated on my husband. MLID

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Everyday, from the hours of 7:30 to 11pm, no one is allowed to touch the t.v. because my mom's dramas are on. MLID

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Wah, how desi yaar! (291) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (14)

Jun 28, 2010 12:59 PM - Moms/Aunties - by billorani09

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