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Today, I saw this post on FML: "Today, I was getting ready to go to the movies with friends. I was brushing when my dad walked into the bathroom and said I couldn't go anymore. He thought I wanted fresh breath to make out with some guy. FML" ...I sense Desi. MLID

#56826

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Wah, how desi yaar! (243) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (39)

Aug 28, 2010 01:10 AM - Random - by spizey

Today, the answer to final "Jeopardy" was 'Kama Sutra'. My dad blurted out the answer, then seemed unsure as to whether he should feel proud that the answer was Indian, or whether he should be ashamed it's considered "erotic literature". MLID

#56825

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Wah, how desi yaar! (196) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (9)

Aug 22, 2010 05:22 AM - Random - by spizey

today i noticed that gora's go to the pool when its sunny out to work on their tan, while us desi's fear of getting darker and go once there are clouds in the sky... MLID

#56822

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Wah, how desi yaar! (179) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (12)

Aug 23, 2010 08:23 PM - Random - by sophiemian

Today, I wrote on my name in Arabic on my arm, with henna. I feel so badass. MLID

#56820

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Wah, how desi yaar! (158) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (60)

Aug 23, 2010 09:31 AM - Random - by noorie

today, we had a family reunion and i brought my white friend over, the first thing his asks is, "how are ALL these ppl related to you?" i respond by saying "dude, im indian." MLID

#56809

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Wah, how desi yaar! (274) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (26)

Aug 16, 2010 12:52 AM - Random - by whiteboy

Today we went to some aunti's house. She asked me if i wanted to eat anything. I said "no, i'm not hungry. thank you." Immediately she goes "oh acha dieting shieting hora hai!" MLID.

#56800

8 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (395) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (8)

Aug 15, 2010 04:21 PM - Random - by sums

Today, my mom was saying how I'm a "smarty pants". Right then my step dad interrupts and says "Not smarty pants, smarty shalwar." MLID.

#56799

5 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (296) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (34)

Aug 25, 2010 02:12 PM - Random - by sums

Today, we had a pooja at our house. It started at 7 but we told the guests to come at 6 so that everyone would be here when it started. People finally started showing up at 8. MLID

#56797

2 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (150) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (10)

Aug 23, 2010 09:23 PM - Random - by desiii girlll;

Today I found out that basil was just the English way of saying Tulsi. My mind was blown. MLID

#56790

3 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (225) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (21)

Aug 24, 2010 02:46 PM - Random - by ladoosr4luvers

Today, well actually on the last day of school, we were having our 'Summer Dance'. Bored to tears with the gora music i tried to bribe the DJ to put on Imran Khan with the only money my parents gave me; $2

#56783

6 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (160) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (9)

Aug 9, 2010 08:12 PM - Random - by ImranKhanLover

Today I came back from India, and I forgot to reset my location on my iPhone. So when it said that it would be over 92 degrees and there will be a rainstorm today, I totally flipped out. Then I realized that we don't really have a monsoon season in California, USA. MLID.

#56773

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (133) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (15)

Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM - Random - by desi_gurl

Today, A week after the world cup ended, I realized the only soccer player ANYONE in my family knows is David Beckham. All because of the movie "Bend it like Beckham". MLID

#56772

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Wah, how desi yaar! (229) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (20)

Aug 6, 2010 01:15 AM - Random - by fifamunda

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