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Today, my mom told me to look up "vagina clinic" on Google. Confused, I asked her to repeat it. After 10 minutes of confusion, she got frustrated and wrote it down for me. Apparently my mom doesn't realize that there is a difference between "vagina clinic" and "Vezina clinic". MLID

#57564

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Wah, how desi yaar! (155) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (15)

Aug 31, 2010 12:31 AM - Moms/Aunties - by ...no comment

Today, My mom was calling me downstairs. When i came, she was sitting on the sofa and she said " Remote Lekyao!!!". It was infront of her at the table.

#57390

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Wah, how desi yaar! (241) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (14)

Aug 30, 2010 08:20 PM - Moms/Aunties - by HisLifeWasDesi

Today my Mom and I were going shopping at Wal-Mart, after 30 Minutes I see my Mom arguing with the Manager because she wanted a discount. MLID

#57326

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Wah, how desi yaar! (177) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (10)

Aug 30, 2010 01:18 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Felocity18

Today, my little brother asked my mom what love was. My mom replied, "its a mental disorder in the brain, don't fall in love". MLID

#57241

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Wah, how desi yaar! (296) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (23)

Aug 26, 2010 09:19 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous

Today, my mom, my sister and I were at Macy's, as we were leaving to go into the mall, we were passing the womens fragrance section, my mom saw a bag and she immediately said, "WOW, you like dis bag?, it comes free with the perfume!" MLID.

#57197

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Wah, how desi yaar! (145) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (37)

Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desigurrlll318

Today, my mother saw a profile picture on someone's Facebook. The guy was shirtless. She immediately started to berate him for taking a picture of himself without a shirt. Now I wonder, what does she think Salman Khan does in every single movie of his?

#57115

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Wah, how desi yaar! (196) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (8)

Aug 29, 2010 01:28 AM - Moms/Aunties - by Sam

today, i told my mom what the word "hobo" meant. she then looked my jeans and said i looked like a hobo because my jeans have holes in them. MLID

#57110

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Wah, how desi yaar! (223) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (8)

Aug 25, 2010 09:22 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desiluv♥

Today, my grandma's bottle of Listerine was about to run out. A few hours later it was completely filled up...with water. MLID

#57097

4 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (212) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (13)

Aug 23, 2010 10:56 AM - Moms/Aunties - by brownman91

Today I was home sick so I asked my mom for 7 up. She came into my room with water and a lemon squeezed in it and said it's the same thing beta.

#57095

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Wah, how desi yaar! (202) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (11)

Aug 24, 2010 12:59 AM - Moms/Aunties - by buttercup33

Today, I made the mistake of telling my mom I was going out to meet a guy friend. I am no longer allowed out of the house. Apparently, going on a walk with a guy is gonna ruin the family's name MLID.

#57093

2 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (263) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (15)

Aug 21, 2010 12:23 PM - Moms/Aunties - by !@#$%^

Today, my anti noticed my shirt and said "beta, our vomen do not care for this ollishter (hollister) mollishter fashions, desi vomen like our men in Shalwar Kameez" MLID

#57079

12 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (212) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (18)

Aug 21, 2010 12:42 AM - Moms/Aunties - by zadidhaq

Today, we bought a new store. I was the first one to enter and as soon as i first stepped into the store my mom slapped me across the head. Puzzled by her violence, i looked at her. "Vat" she said "You stepped in with your left foot you idiot. now you'll bring us bad luck" MLID

#57076

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Wah, how desi yaar! (208) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (13)

Aug 27, 2010 09:23 PM - Moms/Aunties - by right

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