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Today, I was talking to my mom and she mentioned our Jadoo Box got broken by our uncle on our dad's side, who she hates. When I asked how, she said, "He was standing near it and when he left it didn't work anymore! It had to be naazar!" MLID

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Feb 5, 7856 01:28 PM - Moms/Aunties - by maanio (woman)

There's a family friend of ours that works at Walmart. Except if you ask her where she works she'll say "balmaart". MLID

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Feb 5, 3994 01:28 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (woman)

Today my grandmother came up to me and said, "Beta facebook lagao naa." I gave her an awkward smile expecting she would understand that I didn't have a facebook. "Donta you no passe word?" Is all i got back. MLID

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Feb 4, 2012 02:05 AM - Moms/Aunties - by unicorns r pencil (woman)

Today, my mom told me these exact words...but in urdu of course. She said "Grow up faster so I can get you married off" Thanks mom. Sure shows how much you will miss me even when I do get married off one day! MLID

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Feb 3, 2012 06:37 AM - Moms/Aunties - by desigirl909 (woman)

Today, I came out of my room and saw my mom running after my brother, who is 20, with a golf club. I went back into my room and locked the door. MLID.

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Feb 1, 2012 08:31 PM - Moms/Aunties - by bruah! (woman)

Today, I called my little brother "stupid". Then my mom said 'B.J.!' I asked her if she even knew what that meant and she replied by saying "Boht Jaada!". MLID.

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Feb 1, 2012 08:53 PM - Moms/Aunties - by bruah! (woman)

Yesterday, my mom told me to not each too much because I'll gain weight. Today, she told me to eat roti and I said I wasn't hungry and then a thappar came flying at me. MLID.

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Feb 1, 2012 05:49 AM - Moms/Aunties - by bruah! (woman)

Today, my mom yelled at me for getting a ride home with my GAY friend, she thinks that he might try to rape me or something, and told me to stay away from him.....MLID

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Feb 1, 2012 12:08 AM - Moms/Aunties - by lifesgay (woman)

Today, my mom caught her friend's daughter with her gora boyfriend, my mom went up to the girl, pulled her from her boyfriend arms, and forced her into her car. She drove her home and told her parents everything. She later called up all the other aunties and told them everything as well, H(er)LID

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Feb 1, 2012 12:07 AM - Moms/Aunties - by gossipkirani (woman)

Today, I had to dress up for a speech tournament. The pencil skirt I had bought had a zip in the back. My mom yelled at me for an hour about how if I went out wearing something like that, it was easy access for the world's rapists... Did I mention it was a speech tournament at my all-girls school?

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Feb 1, 2012 12:09 AM - Moms/Aunties - by Chaigirllite (woman)

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