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Category: Dads/Uncles


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Today I was at the grocery store and my dad said to get "doh ya theen tamatar." (2 or 3 tomatoes) to be on the safe side i get 3 then he says "bas ithnai sain? doh + theen = paach. Jaoon or or utaoh." (only 3 tomatoes? 2+3=5. go get some more!)

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Feb 5, 7140 01:28 PM - Dads/Uncles - by DesiNonsense (woman)

 

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Today My dad wanted some ice cream so he said "beta eik (1) chamcha lakain do" So i literally went the the box and scooped out one spoon for him. i got yelled at for be "over smart"

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Feb 5, 4083 01:28 PM - Dads/Uncles - by DesiNonsense (woman)

 

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Today I was watching Desi TV and in this one add the guy marries this girl in a tea add. After Watching it so many times i realized he married her because she can make good tea. And my tea sucks. Oh well for my husband (future)

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Feb 5, 4017 01:28 PM - Dads/Uncles - by MeraSona (woman)

 

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Today my dad told me to put the address for "I We Wine Istreet". Confused, i tried anyway, than i realized he meant "Ivy Vines Street". MLID

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Feb 5, 4038 01:28 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Anonymous (man)

 

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Today my grandmother looked out the window and from the side you could see her eyes squint like she was having a staredown with someone. I looked out to see a black guy fixing his car on the other side of the street. My grandmother said ' dheko yeh kale yahaan pe bhi agaye' MLID

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Feb 4, 2012 01:56 AM - Dads/Uncles - by unicorns r pencil (woman)

 

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Today, we were running late for school and car in front of us had a slow driver. When the light went green, he didn't move so my dad proceeeded in calling him a ' Estoopid Gora' HLID! :D

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Wah! You are a true desi (68) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (8)

Feb 2, 2012 12:41 AM - Dads/Uncles - by TypicalSchoolGirl (woman)

 

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Today, my little brother was watching some American movie and right when the hero said the "F" word, my dad walks in and said "SHAATAP! NO MORE ENGLISH MOVIES IN THIS HOUSE!" MLID.

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Feb 1, 2012 08:57 PM - Dads/Uncles - by bruah! (woman)

 

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Today, I realized that my dad sits right near me (sleeping or working on his laptop) when I'm on the computer at late night and then leaves to go to bed at the exact moment when I leave to go to bed. MLID

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Feb 1, 2012 08:59 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Vikas (man)

 

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Today, in the car, I realized that whenever my mom makes a mistake while driving, she starts praying to herself, but whenever my dad makes a mistake while driving, he mutters that the driver in front of him is an idiot. MLID

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Jan 31, 2012 09:03 AM - Dads/Uncles - by Vikas (man)

 

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Today, my dad told me that I have to prepare my sister to study for the PSAT. She's in 6th grade. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (90) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2)

Jan 31, 2012 09:02 AM - Dads/Uncles - by Vikas (man)

 

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