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Today, I was Desi. I was also Desi yesterday. MLID

#34
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Wah! You are a true desi (568) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (3354)

Jun 15, 2009 02:02 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by gandu (man)

 

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Today, I went to a strip club. I saw someone staring at me. It was my Dad. MLID

#157
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Wah! You are a true desi (496) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (3284)

Jun 16, 2009 02:42 AM - Dads/Uncles - by TheBestSon (man)

 

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Today, I saw a girl that fell in love with. All i want is for her to turn my software into hardware.

#10996
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Wah! You are a true desi (382) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2949)

Jul 18, 2009 04:50 PM - Random - by desiiloves  (man)

 

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Today, I hooked up with this really hot girl. We start making out and she asked me to come to her room. As we were removing each other's clothes she said, "Wait I don't have any small sized condoms with me...let me run downstairs and get them". MILD

#4110
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Wah! You are a true desi (477) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2791)

Jun 27, 2009 01:38 AM - Rishtas - by Ggg (man)

 

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Today at a party, my aunt asked me when I'm going to get married. I'm 18... and I'm a lesbian. MLID.

#335
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Wah! You are a true desi (412) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2371)

Jun 16, 2009 09:16 PM - Random - by redthread (woman)

 

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Today, I talked back to my dad. He hit me with a chapal. MLID.

#154
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Wah! You are a true desi (4030) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2352)

Jun 16, 2009 02:00 AM - Dads/Uncles - by panipuri (man)

 

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Whenever I'm bored, I sit in front of the computer and keep going back and forth between Facebook, MySpace, and my E-Mail for about 5 minutes. Nothing ever changes in those 5 minutes. MLID

#453
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Wah! You are a true desi (615) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2119)

Jun 17, 2009 12:27 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by MLID (woman)

 

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Today, my parents walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Both of them had dandas. You can guess what happened... MLID

#6153
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Wah! You are a true desi (450) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2099)

Feb 5, 1232 12:46 PM - Random - by abcd (woman)

 

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Today, I looked in the mirror and realized I was Desi. Yesterday, I looked in the mirror and I realized I was Desi. Tomorrow, I'm hoping for a new surprise. MLID.

#336
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Wah! You are a true desi (244) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2061)

Jun 16, 2009 09:17 PM - Random - by anon (woman)

 

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I am 19. Today I met this cute girl. She was 14. But I still pursued her. MLID

#126
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Wah! You are a true desi (537) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (1950)

Jun 15, 2009 10:21 PM - Random - by Rundhi (man)

 

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Today, I realized that whenever my parents pass behind me when I am on the computer, I minimize the myspace and facebook tabs and open up "practice for SATs" MLID

#7343
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Wah! You are a true desi (12341) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (1688)

Jul 6, 2009 09:02 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

 

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Today, I had a date . I'm a girl, and my dad wouldn't come outside of his room to meet my boyfriend. My brother, on the other hand, is 10 and has a girlfriend. My dad always goes that's my munda! MLID.

#330
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Wah! You are a true desi (1502) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (1685)

Jun 16, 2009 08:27 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Teeny (woman)

 

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Today, I kept hitting refresh and clicking "Wah, how desi yaar!" because I didn't want people to think my story wasn't funny. MLID

#1899
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Wah! You are a true desi (984) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (1584)

Jun 21, 2009 06:36 PM - Random - by removed (man)

 

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Yesterday me and my gf kissed, it was her first ever, today she told me she thinks shes pregnant. she has never had sex. MLID

#946
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Wah! You are a true desi (3918) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (1483)

Feb 5, 8415 12:45 PM - Rishtas - by mojosaab (man)

 

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Today, I looked at one of my class rosters for the fall and noticed that there was another Indian person who was going to be in my class. I immediately felt the competition. I already don't like her. MLID

#12025
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Wah! You are a true desi (9436) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (1377)

Jul 22, 2009 12:16 PM - Academics - by desigirl52 (woman)

 

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