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Today, I politely told a brown girl that I wasn't interested in her. I called her my bhabi MLID

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Feb 22, 2012 07:37 AM - Rishtas - by Tmemon (man)

 

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My aunty went to Good Will (which is a store that sells used things) and asked for a discount.....smh MLID

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Feb 22, 2012 07:29 AM - Moms/Aunties - by browntown112233 (man)

 

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Today, or I should say lately I have been noticing that, she holds the phone in her hand when someones calling and wait to make it look like she was trying to find it. Such a weird idea.

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Feb 20, 2012 07:51 PM - Moms/Aunties - by NaamNayHain (man)

 

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Today, my mom held a party for all desis to come. Me and all the other older teenagers were really bored in the basement, so she decided it'd be a great idea to make the little kids come down and play with us to "have fun".MLID

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Feb 20, 2012 07:51 PM - Moms/Aunties - by broimdesiyo (man)

 

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Today, I noticed how my weight has gone up quickly from a 120 to 130 in one week and so I asked my mom is I can go jogging around school which is EXTREMELY close to us. Her answer: "Yeh kya bhakwas, you can jog in the house." -.- MLID.

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Feb 20, 2012 08:48 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by Sriti (man)

 

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Today, I was lectured about how i never 'work hard' and how im going to be homeless and poor when im older. I'm in the 8th grade. MLID

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Feb 20, 2012 08:37 AM - Academics - by thatdesichick9 (man)

 

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Today my family went to Ikea. Instead of buying us all our own separate drinks, we bought one, used 4 straws and used their free refills to get through lunch. People we're staring at us. MLID

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Feb 20, 2012 04:51 AM - Cheapness - by browntownexpress (man)

 

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Today, I remembered when I was younger and whenever I got hurt, my dad would always make me punch the object that I hit(chair,wall,table, door,etc.).MLID

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Feb 18, 2012 11:48 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Kala Wala (man)

 

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Today I realized how hard it is trying to argue about all people are equal at a party with some uncle when your dad is across the room saying that his family in India is high class and how much land they owned and how many servants etc. etc. MLID

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Feb 18, 2012 08:45 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Desiraja (man)

 

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Today, (whenever I ask my parents for some money) my dad's automatic reply is that "sub kuch tum logon ka hi to hai" and my mom's reply is always "deni waali zaat to Allah ki hai, mujh se to na maango". MLID

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Feb 23, 8614 01:29 PM - Cheapness - by the brown guy (man)

 

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