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Today my feet ached because of all the time I spent Bhangra-ing yesterday. MLID

#32263

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Oct 31, 2009 01:27 AM - Random - by desigirls (woman)

Today my mom and I saw 2 lesbians walking down the street holding hands
and flirting and my mom says "now why can't u be this close to your sister..?"
MLID...

#14525

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Jul 30, 2009 09:36 AM - Moms/Aunties - by yournotsotypicalabcd (woman)

Everytime I come over from a friend's house, the first question my mom asks is , "What did u eat?" MLID

#10110

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Jul 15, 2009 02:27 PM - Random - by hookie (woman)

Today, my friend and I went to starbucks, and when the lady asked for our names we put kutha and kuthi. She thought we were twins and the matching names were cute. MLID

#15850

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Aug 4, 2009 02:01 AM - Random - by Ishtarbucks (woman)

Today, we were invited to a superbowl party. When we went to the party I realized only 5 people out of 70 knew who was playing. I asked one aunty who do you want to win, she said "oh betta i dont like basketball". MLID

#48602

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Feb 7, 2010 03:58 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Akhan (man)

My parents say I am not allowed to date until I'm married. MLID.

#1725

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Feb 8, 4648 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, we had to write a story about a certain event in our life that caused us grief. I proceeded to write about when I watched Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. MLID.

#47372

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Jan 29, 2010 12:00 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desiii4evaaa (woman)

Today, my brother told my dad not to point fingers at anyone while they were arguing over something. My dad responded by saying "I'm not fingering anyone!" MLID.

#23704

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Sep 10, 2009 10:09 PM - Dads/Uncles - by LostInTranslation (man)

Today a Black guy in my Geometry class asked my friend and I to teach him how to say Hi in "Indian". We told him it was Saala Kuthi. He then said this to my teacher. My teacher's name is Mrs. Usha Bhatnagar. MLID.

#5687

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Feb 8, 5247 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by DesiGirl (woman)

Today, my dad decided to watch the hockey game with me. Whenever there would be a fight, my dad would shout," MAAR SAALE KO!" MLID

#47314

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Jan 29, 2010 02:54 AM - Dads/Uncles - by babaji_worshiper (man)

On a trip back from jersey with my brother, we passed a "Welcome to New Hampshire" sign and noticed an entire desi family stopped on the side of the highway taking a group picture. MLID

#9339

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Feb 8, 573 12:47 PM - Random - by mazarfaakhir (woman)

Today, I realized that most goray kids are afraid of the boogeyman, while most desi kids are afraid of the buddha baba. MLID

#37225

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Dec 2, 2009 04:20 PM - Random - by buddha baba (woman)

Today, we were looking at houses and my dad found one he liked. He wanted to ask the female agent if he could stay in touch with her. Instead, he said "You mind if I touch you." The ladies face turned red, my uncles and cousins were laughing, and my dad still didn't get what he said wrong. MLID

#730

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Jun 18, 2009 11:08 AM - Dads/Uncles - by DrDeep93 (man)

Today, my white friends arrived at my Sweet 16 before I did. Who knew people actually went to parties at the time listed on the card? MLID.

#9384

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Feb 8, 2461 12:47 PM - Random - by sixteen (woman)

Today, I realized that whenever I am asked for my name over the phone by an official for a company, bank, college, etc., I automatically spell it out instead of actually saying it. MLID.

#31864

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Oct 28, 2009 08:52 AM - Random - by brownies786 (woman)

Today I said f*** you to my sister, my dad replied with "sala chutiya, how can you say such things to your sister?!" MLID

#22597

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Sep 5, 2009 04:06 AM - Dads/Uncles - by amaan13 (man)

Today I opened my fridge at home and saw a dozen large yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt. MLID

#243

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Jun 16, 2009 04:05 PM - Cheapness - by omarhaq (man)

when i went trick or treating the other day with my white friends. we went to a house where a desi lady lived. she gave both my friends 2 peices of candy and secretly gave me 5. i felt so special. MLID

#32775

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Nov 3, 2009 03:46 PM - Random - by sonya87943 (woman)

Today, I went to Dunkin Donuts with my family. My dad talked to the Pakistani cashier and learned that he was alone, new in town and used to live a street away from where he grew up in Karachi. Because of this, he's coming to our house next week. We don't even know him. MLID.

#27057

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Sep 28, 2009 11:49 PM - Dads/Uncles - by ilovekashmirichai (woman)

Today i told my mom I was starving. After I rejected all of the food that she made, she told me to go eat grass. MLID

#9225

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Feb 8, 316 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by COW (woman)

Today, and for a while now I've been telling my parents that I don't wanna become a doctor. Their respond is always"We'll see in the the future." Im 22. MLID!

#32030

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Oct 29, 2009 11:52 AM - Random - by lalala (woman)

Today, it was raining very hard outside. Suddenly, I had this urge to run outside and dance hoping my future wife would also come out and start dancing with me. MLID.

#14935

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Jul 31, 2009 05:11 PM - Random - by billoo1 (man)

Today, I was reading some funny stuff off of MLID to my mom. First, she was appalled because of all of these kids who made fun of their parents... and then she proceeded to ask me if I have written anything about. MLID

#31712

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Oct 27, 2009 02:57 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Banana! (woman)

Today, I was looking at the members section of MyLifeIsDesi.com. I saw that crispeebrownboi was the only person with their picture up. I fell in love. MLID

#142

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Jun 16, 2009 12:29 AM - Rishtas - by yourstalker (woman)

Today, I was watching the Red Carpet for the Grammy's on E! when Ryan Seacrest was interviewing Katy Perry and Russell Brand. He asked them about how he proposed to her in India. He said he got the ring there, and Ryan Seacrest immediately responded with, "Did you get a deal?" MLID

#48504

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Feb 6, 2010 08:07 PM - Cheapness - by n (woman)

Today, I was walking down the street. I passed a desi family and they looked at me as if they had never seen another desi person in the US before. MLID

#116

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Jun 15, 2009 09:38 PM - Random - by anonimis06 (man)

Today I was on a flight to Dubai which was full of Indian people. A few hours into the flight, they made an announcement asking any doctor or paramedic on board to come forward. Half the plane got up. MLID.

#48414

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Feb 5, 2010 11:49 PM - Random - by xvaaslichokreex (woman)

Today, i wondered why Pakistanis and Indians seem to dislike each other so much. At the end of the day, we're all just cheap chai addicted brown kids anyway. MLID

#47175

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Jan 28, 2010 07:25 AM - Random - by desikid711 (woman)

Today, I got a friend request on facebook from a guy from India whom I have never met. He msged me saying " HI. Hello, lets make friends. and we will talk about marriage later" MLID.

#12597

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Feb 8, 5923 12:48 PM - Rishtas - by mMmfrooti (woman)

Today, my family and i were supposed to attend a party at 7 pm. we got there at 830. we were the first to arrive. MLID

#372

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Jun 16, 2009 11:35 PM - Random - by Eeshan (man)

Today, i thought of how cool it would be if this site had a desi dictionary! Please vote "wah, how desi yaar" if you think so, and "sorry, not enough too umreekan" if you think not.

#37146

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Dec 2, 2009 05:25 AM - Random - by imannnnnnnnnnnnnnn (woman)

Today, my mom told me she doesn't want me to apply to any out-of-state colleges because she wants to save the money for my wedding. MLID

#32193

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Oct 30, 2009 07:57 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Jazzy (woman)

Today I attended a party that had too many people and not enough seats, everyone was cutting the line at dinner which wasn't served until 10:30pm, the bathrooms had been hit by a hurricane and snot nosed kids were running around like rabid dogs, sadly it was just another Pakistani davat: MLID.

#81

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Jun 15, 2009 02:19 PM - Random - by Sani (woman)

Today, I got in a fight with a white girl, when she called me a jerk, I called her a Kamini. MLID

#18

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Jun 15, 2009 12:44 AM - Random - by Prateek (man)

We don't have blind dates....we have blind marriages. MLID

#24837

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Sep 16, 2009 10:26 PM - Rishtas - by pakipatriot (woman)

Today, I had a car accident. My parents came and my mom and the (injured) aunty that was with me found it more important to get the tray of pakora from the back seat before getting me out of the car. And after the cops left and my car was towed, we still had the get-together at my place. MLID

#33138

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Feb 8, 1930 12:57 PM - Moms/Aunties - by dipikakhatri (woman)

Today, my mom took me out to help me practice my driving. As I was doing a three point turn to park the car, another comes on the road and waits for me. My mom, an English teacher, noticing the car, panics and screams REWIND KARO! MLID

#9193

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Feb 8, 9884 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by me (woman)

Today, I realized that all my friends straight from India rarely say good luck and instead say all the best. MLID.

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Oct 28, 2009 04:35 PM - Random - by bengalidukiefromal (man)

Today, I was listening to "In the Ayer" by Flo Rida and got all excited because I thought he said "party sharty." It made my day. But then I looked up the lyrics and realized he said "party, shawty..." MLID

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Oct 27, 2009 11:52 PM - Random - by nilablueangel (woman)

Today, I hypothetically asked my dad "what would you do if i was gay?". He said "no".MLID

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Oct 27, 2009 01:29 AM - Dads/Uncles - by navid170 (man)

Today, I saw this post on MLIA: Today, my friend's mom went shopping with lots of coupons. She ended up owing a negative amount of money for her purchases, and the cashier had to pay her. I didn't know this was possible.
His friend's mom must have been desi...MLID

#22996

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Sep 7, 2009 01:52 AM - Cheapness - by drsnp9 (man)

Today, I compared goras to desis. The days before my gori friend's wedding, she's having a bachelorette party with strippers and drinks. The days before my sister's wedding, we're going to be doing desi rituals with mehndi and haldi. MLID

#48674

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Feb 8, 2010 06:40 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I went to India with my parents because they said we needed to attend my cousin's wedding. When we got to their home in India, people started giving me weird/shy looks. Turns out, my parents brought me here for my OWN surprise/arranged wedding with my cousin. I'm 16. MLID.

#7803

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Jul 8, 2009 01:00 AM - Rishtas - by screwed (woman)

Today, I went to Shalimar the restaurant and my clothes were destroyed from the heavy smell of the khana. I said Hi to an uncle, and he responded "I can smell you, its making me hungry..." MLID.

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Feb 8, 3348 12:47 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by ahmed91 (woman)

Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

#13

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Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster (man)

Today, an auntie told me stop drinking coke/pepsi during my pregnancy and to only drink sprite/7-up or else my baby would not have a fair color. MLID

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Jul 28, 2009 12:32 PM - Moms/Aunties - by anonymous (woman)

Today, I went to the grocery store to buy a watermelon. I checked the quality of the watermelons by playing tabla on them. MLID

#13315

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Jul 26, 2009 05:09 PM - Random - by tablaman (man)

Today I realized that my mom makes me write all her emails and texts just so that she can impress her friends with "her" great English. MLID.

#24491

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Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM - Moms/Aunties - by bubster786 (man)

My parents don't say drama, they say politics. MLID

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Apr 17, 2010 08:06 PM - Random - by Ami_D (woman)

Today, I got a 97 on my final exam. When I showed it to my parents, they asked me where the other 3 points went. MLID

#17

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Jun 15, 2009 12:44 AM - Academics - by wasti (man)

Today, it is free slurpee day. I told my parents about it and asked if they can drive me there to get one and they will get one too. They then told me that " Now who is going to pay the gas?". MLID

#8926

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Jul 11, 2009 07:11 PM - Cheapness - by Patwary23 (man)

Today, when the airlines annouced the boarding for families with little children, my mom said "Chalo pilu!" and proceeded to grab me by the arm to pull me up. I'm 25. - MLID

#23595

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Sep 10, 2009 03:57 PM - Moms/Aunties - by illinidesi4u (man)

Today my dad got mad at me for wearing "bathroom chappal" everyday. He was talking about my Hollister flipflops. MLID

#26144

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Sep 24, 2009 04:23 PM - Dads/Uncles - by desigirls (woman)

Today, my cousin came from india and his jeans are tighter than mine. I am a girl. MLID.

#15384

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Aug 2, 2009 04:13 AM - Random - by saddd (woman)

Today, my friend said peace to the middle east while saying good bye to me. MLID

#24215

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Sep 13, 2009 05:30 PM - Random - by qwertyuiop (woman)

I am a girl. Today, I asked my parents if I could go out with my friends. They said no. Two minutes later, my brother asked the same question. They said yes. MLID

#14

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Jun 15, 2009 12:42 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by Sidra (woman)

My parents never wanted to pay money for halloween costumes, so for five straight years, I wore a lehenga choli and was an "Indian princess" for halloween. MLID

#450

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Jun 17, 2009 12:07 PM - Random - by wannabefob (woman)

Today, I went to a club. This girl came up to me and started dancing. I didn’t know what to do so my fingers automatically pointed towards the sky and I busted out bhangra. MLID

#21

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Jun 15, 2009 12:46 AM - Random - by pakiboYz (man)

Today my mom got on the weighing scale and asked in frustration "why is my weight not losing?". MLID

#23530

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Feb 8, 2533 12:52 PM - Moms/Aunties - by TeriMaa (woman)

Today I met an Indian girl, the first question we asked each other was "What part are you from?" The second question was "How often do you go back?" MLID.

#30373

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Oct 18, 2009 01:23 AM - Rishtas - by manuer (man)

Today, I realized when a song on the radio came on of "Lil Wayne" and "Birdman" my friends and I jokingly called them "Chota Wayne" and "Tota Man" MLID

#9570

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Feb 8, 490 12:47 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

Today while sale shopping at Zara, I asked one of the assistants what their returns policy was. The (desi) assistant told me I could have a refund within 28 days with a receipt. Then, having sensed my desiness, she raised one eyebrow and said "as long as its unworn". MLID.

#42209

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Dec 27, 2009 07:55 PM - Cheapness - by GreasyDesi (man)

Today, I realized that whenever my parents pass behind me when I am on the computer, I minimize the myspace and facebook tabs and open up "practice for SATs" MLID

#7343

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Jul 6, 2009 09:02 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

Today I went to watch HP6, when Ginnie was tying Harry's shoelaces, I was thinking what a great desi wife she'd make. MLID.

#12254

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Jul 22, 2009 11:45 PM - Random - by Simboo (woman)

Today my dupatta got stuck in my bike MLID

#32367

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Oct 31, 2009 06:55 PM - Random - by muzamilluver (woman)

Today, my friend came over and told me to speak Indian. With a straight face I looked at her, and with an Indian accent I said, "Heh-lo." MLID

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Feb 8, 8381 12:46 PM - Random - by ispeakindian (woman)

Today, I went on a walk with my friend. He bent over to tie his shoe. Next he looked over his shoulder to see if I was watching. Next to his foot was a penny. MLID

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Oct 28, 2009 07:48 PM - Random - by soccer.dude290 (man)

Today I realized that the only thing Desis are on time to is school. I guess we're just that eager to learn. MLID

#28877

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Oct 9, 2009 08:53 PM - Academics - by desigirls (woman)

Chipotle is giving free burritos to people come with tin foil on them on Oct 31. Our family is hittin up every Chipotle within a 10 mile radius! MLID

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Oct 27, 2009 07:39 PM - Cheapness - by RUSKI (man)

Today, I asked my mom if I could go to my school dance. She compared it to some gang rape on the other side of the country. MLID

#48447

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Feb 6, 2010 02:12 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by DesiGirl (woman)

Today, I realized that no one in my family thinks it at all strange to ask someone to "ride them" to places. MLID

#32047

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Oct 29, 2009 05:24 PM - Random - by rideit (woman)

Today, I was at an Indian party. When I walked downstairs to say hi to all the adults, they suddenly all started clapping. I thought they were applauding at my entrance. Instead, somebody had just told a joke. MLID

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Oct 7, 2009 10:58 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I went shopping and bought some kurtis at the mall from Macy's. When I got home, my mom yelled at me and told me to return them even though I had bought them on sale. Why? She told me she could have just shortened some of my old kameezes and made them into kurtis. MLID

#31704

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Oct 27, 2009 02:09 PM - Cheapness - by LailaJ (woman)

Today a friendly neighborhood auntie made a casual observation looking at my family picture (with no offense intended), "You have your father's complexion, and your sister is nice and fair like your mother" - MLID

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Jan 29, 2010 01:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by rhymeswithsunday (man)

Today, i realized that whenever desi's are impressed they pout their lips, raise their eyebrows, and bobble their heads from side to side. MLID.

#25739

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Feb 8, 6562 12:53 PM - Rishtas - by shat (woman)

Today, my parents got 6 folding chairs from Costco for seats at our davat that we had at our house. The next day, we returned the folding chairs, MLID

#30423

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Oct 18, 2009 12:38 PM - Cheapness - by knickknack7450 (man)

Over Spring Break, I went skiing for the first time. I took a lesson there was another Indian kid in our group (tourist). As we learned how to slow down, his family kept yelling "aray brake maar, brake maar" and laughed extremely loudly at their own jokes. MLID

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Feb 8, 145 12:46 PM - Random - by Indian123 (man)

Today, I went to an Indian restaurant, and on the menu they had an item called, "Convict Curry Rape". I asked the waiter why it was called that, and he told me that "it literally fucks you in the ass in the middle of the night". MLID

#23339

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Feb 8, 54 12:52 PM - Random - by edmontonsfinest (man)

Today my dad was talking to me about why I am not allowed to talk to larkay. He said, in urdu, "you know how people say 'zamana badalgaya hai'. Baqwas. Kuch nahin badla". MLID

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Jul 22, 2009 12:48 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by pakola (woman)

Today I realized that the Indians living in other countries are more Desi than Indians living in India(like me). MLID

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Dec 2, 2009 10:51 AM - Random - by boo! (woman)

Today, Actually yesterday, I went to the movies with my friend who is a guy. Right when he put his arm around my shoulder, he got slapped on the back of his head. Turning around, we both saw my mom sitting in the row behind us. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (489) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (27)

Sep 26, 2009 05:07 PM - Moms/Aunties - by summmerr (woman)

Today, I went to my friend's dollar store. He didn't give me a discount. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (256) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (42)

Jun 17, 2009 10:43 PM - Cheapness - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, I saw that our family friends license plate said "GadiNo1." MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (353) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (14)

Sep 28, 2009 10:25 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by xMuSiCx94 (woman)

Today our school had a field trip to see this really funny play. Every few minutes you could hear someone clapping. Turns out it was a desi kid laughing. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (327) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (11)

Sep 29, 2009 08:31 PM - Random - by desigirls (woman)

Today, I got transferred to a different math class. When I took my seat, I heard someone say, "Finally, a brown dude, someone reliable to copy off of".......MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (300) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (5)

Sep 10, 2009 10:08 PM - Academics - by zadidhaq (man)

Today, I was on facebook and I saw this group that said "Its not that spicy, your just white", I immedietly joined. Then I looked at the friends list and 90% of the people were Indian. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (563) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Dec 2, 2009 08:04 PM - Random - by lalala (woman)

Today, I asked my khala why desi parents never admit they are wrong, she replied, "NO!! You are of the wrong!! Your mumy did struggling for you in thees Umb-rican country!" Wtf? Was that relevent to my question? - MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (507) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (41)

Feb 8, 5059 12:49 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by alwayswrong (woman)

Today, a girl came up to me and said "Why don't you go and F*ck Off then!?" I calmly replied , "You Go." MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (305) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (90)

Jun 17, 2009 11:34 PM - Random - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, I serenaded my gori (but very interested in desi culture) girlfriend by playing "tujhe dekha" from ddlj on my guitar. she said it was the sweetest gesture any ladka has ever done for her. MLID.

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Feb 8, 1566 12:46 PM - Rishtas - by Izzy (man)

today, when i came home from school, my mom called me down to get something for her. She says "woh laykhe ow" Like i am supposed to know what "woh" is? MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (487) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (36)

Oct 27, 2009 01:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by luckeycharms (woman)

This is my hero.

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Wah! You are a true desi (38) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

Sep 3, 2009 04:38 PM - Videos - by Bhangra (man)

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Today I was sitting in class and someone said something that was slightly funny. Suddenly I heard loud guffawing, sharp inhaling, and repeated hand clapping. Turns out it was the desi kid behind me laughing. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (292) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (11)

Sep 24, 2009 04:20 PM - Random - by desigirls (woman)

Today was a really windy day at our college campus and there were leaves blowing all over the place. I immediately thought of Mohabbatein. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (454) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (9)

Sep 28, 2009 09:22 PM - Random - by beharilarki (woman)

Today, I opened up an Indian magazine to an article about a wedding. The first line said, "They were so sure they were meant for each other that they let only two weeks elapse between their first meeting and their wedding." MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (521) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Oct 23, 2009 01:09 PM - Rishtas - by aloogobi (woman)

Today my ACTS scores finally came and before my dad opened the envelope he told me to bring his chappal..."just in case"......MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (677) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (22)

Feb 8, 1925 12:47 PM - Academics - by yournotsotypicalabcd (woman)

I realize that everytime i watch a movie that has kissing or more with my mom , my mom yells out " EYES BUNDH!" MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (693) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (25)

Oct 19, 2009 01:03 AM - Moms/Aunties - by whitebutpaki (woman)

Today my head hit some lady's butt during taraveeh because she decided to move back al of a sudden . The impact made me fall over . MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (362) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (54)

Feb 8, 6821 12:51 PM - Moms/Aunties - by idontknoww (woman)

I have been wearing the same contacts for 3 months. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (343) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (175)

Sep 28, 2009 09:54 PM - Cheapness - by daweed (man)

Today an Indian girl sat next to me. She smelled like paratha and aloo. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (339) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (24)

Feb 8, 4985 12:54 PM - Random - by desigirls (woman)

Today when my mom read the post about the free chipotle burrito give-away, she got out her iphone, she google mapped the nearest chipotle, placed pins on them, and erased all saturday night plans. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (369) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (256)

Oct 28, 2009 12:14 AM - Cheapness - by basketballerphx (man)

Today, all the drunk uncles and aunties were playing poker at huge table, with insults randomly being thrown out. Some were even making up their own - "Saala teri maa ki bhen chod" - with the kids in the next room... I think it was my dad... MLID

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Oct 19, 2009 04:17 AM - Random - by PokerFun (man)

i bought a homecoming dress for 60% off, i wore it to homecoming and hid the tag inside the dress so no one could see it, the next day i drove to the store and returned it. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (750) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (47)

Oct 27, 2009 09:53 PM - Cheapness - by browniewala (woman)

Today, I asked my mom if I could spend the night at my friend's house. She said to go ask my dad. And when I ask my dad, he says to go ask my mom. It goes on like that for five minutes, until I lie to both parents that the other said yes. MLID

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Jul 30, 2009 06:56 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Confused (woman)

Today, my family was watching a hindi movie in the family room. A sex scene came on and we all pretended to be asleep; then somehow magically woke up when it was over. MLID.

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Jul 31, 2009 10:24 PM - Random - by RubixHacker (man)

Yo, FML I'm really happy for you, ima let you finish, but MLID has the BEST STORIES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!.

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Oct 20, 2009 11:20 PM - Random - by navid170 (man)

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