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Name : DeDe Khan
City/Country : Florida, United States
Birthday : Nov 14, 1990
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Today, my younger brother stared at me for a while and then proceeded to say, "I wish I could grow a mustache like you." I'm a girl. MLID

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Jun 22, 2009 08:03 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by ojay (woman)

Today, a random desi creep followed me and told me he loved me. It took my gora boyfriend 2 years to say the same.

#8066

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Jul 8, 2009 09:43 PM - Random - by Canadian_desi (woman)

My dad called me downstairs to hand him the phone sitting 2 feet away from him. MLID.

#4584

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Jun 28, 2009 08:29 PM - Random - by mydesigirl (woman)

Today, I was walking down the street. I passed a desi family and they looked at me as if they had never seen another desi person in the US before. MLID

#116

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Jun 15, 2009 09:38 PM - Random - by anonimis06 (man)

Today, my family and i were supposed to attend a party at 7 pm. we got there at 830. we were the first to arrive. MLID

#372

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Jun 16, 2009 11:35 PM - Random - by Eeshan (man)

After leaving someone's house, my family talks crap about them. MLID.

#3731

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Jun 26, 2009 02:33 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chicago chick (woman)

My family takes extra ketchup packets from everywhere (McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc.) and saves them in a drawer right below the cabinet that holds the ketchup bottle, you know just in case we ever run out...MLID

#3144

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Jun 24, 2009 11:16 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by desisunited (woman)

Today i realized, i have spotted atleast 80% of desi aunties take their wedgies out before they get up off their seats...MLID

#6991

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Jul 5, 2009 07:32 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desidrama (woman)

Today, my mom yelled at me for ten minutes because I left my textbook open unattended for a few minutes. Apparently, the shaitan came and read it, and now I am going to fail all my tests. MLID.

#5834

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Feb 5, 7315 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desilife (man)

Today I noticed how my mom talks to her relatives in Pakistan on the phone longer than she talks to me in reality. MLID.

#7199

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Jul 6, 2009 01:13 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desi_by_nature (woman)

Today, I was talking to my mom in English. I said some thing really fast and she didn't understand me. Then I repeated it in English, but with an Indian accent. She understood me just fine. MLID

#6931

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Jul 5, 2009 04:13 PM - Moms/Aunties - by monsta_wayne (woman)

Today, my mom asked me if i wanted a cheese burger. I said yes and five minutes later i got bihari kabab on bread with chutney on top. MLID

#6514

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Jul 3, 2009 11:41 PM - Moms/Aunties - by uh huh (man)

Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

#13

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Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster (man)

Today was my parent anniversary. When my dad brought home flowers, my mom hugged and kissed me and my sisters instead of him. MLID

#34627

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Feb 5, 9449 12:58 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desi101 (woman)

Today my Desi boyfriend told me he loved me. We only got together yesterday. MLID.

#7834

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Jul 8, 2009 02:03 AM - Random - by desidudette (woman)

Today, I realized that in order for my father to agree to let me go to a distant university, I had to agree to his condition. I am now married.MLID

#15826

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Aug 4, 2009 12:32 AM - Rishtas - by asdfghkjl (woman)

Today my dad talked trash about my white freinds in Urdu. While they were in the same room.MLID

#9640

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Feb 5, 3179 12:47 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Bill (man)

Today, apparently, my parents have the same definition for breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks. MLID

#11513

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Jul 20, 2009 06:30 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by fulllydesi (man)

Today, I was writing on my friend's wall on facebook and my cousin in India happened to read to our wall to wall. He saw that we jokingly call each other "hoes" and now he calls me that because he wants to be western. MLID

#16867

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Aug 8, 2009 03:45 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, i was watching tv with my family when all of a sudden a kissing scene came up. I casually turned away and asked my brother how school was. I'm 17 and he's 22. He's not even in school. MLID.

#1553

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Feb 5, 1099 12:45 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by desigirl123 (woman)

Today, right before my Dad dropped me off at school, he saw an Indian kid walking on the sidewalk. The next thing that came out of his mouth was, "do you know him?". MLID

#8047

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Jul 8, 2009 08:44 PM - Dads/Uncles - by shiv (woman)

I was playing my Ipod through some speakers at a party with my white friends. Halfway through the party a random bollywood Indian song came on and I had to rush to change it. MLID.

#1650

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Feb 5, 1075 12:45 PM - Random - by bhangraman (man)

Today, I got a 97 on my final exam. When I showed it to my parents, they asked me where the other 3 points went. MLID

#17

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Jun 15, 2009 12:44 AM - Academics - by wasti (man)

Today I found out that Bollywood gave me unrealistic expectations about Desi guys. MLID

#1204

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Feb 5, 6924 12:45 PM - Rishtas - by ABCDfob (woman)

Today, I realized Indian women rhyme everything possible, especially when they're yelling. My mother told me, "Put that laptop, baptop away before I throw it out." MLID.

#1425

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Feb 5, 6093 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Suess Auntie (woman)

Today, I looked at one of my class rosters for the fall and noticed that there was another Indian person who was going to be in my class. I immediately felt the competition. I already don't like her. MLID

#12025

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Jul 22, 2009 12:16 PM - Academics - by desigirl52 (woman)

Living without chai is like a fish without water.MLID

#7853

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Jul 8, 2009 04:51 AM - Random - by nushpush (woman)

Today, when I was arguing with my parents, my mom said that I had learned my "bathameezee" from the bachas on "Full House". MLID.

#8167

3 Comments

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Jul 9, 2009 12:43 AM - Random - by anam629 (woman)

Everyday my mom complains about how bad it is here in America and how she wants to move to India, but whenever we visit India, she complains about India and says her life in America is much better. MLID.

#15565

3 Comments

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Aug 3, 2009 12:04 AM - Moms/Aunties - by Roshni (woman)

Today, I woke up to the sound of my dad yelling at me, "It is nearly two in the afternoon. You have vasted the whole day.". It was only 9:30am. MLID

#7925

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Jul 8, 2009 01:49 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Currypuff (woman)

Today, my mom asked me if i've held hands with my boyfriend. We've been together for 3 years. MLID

#14514

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Jul 30, 2009 06:33 AM - Moms/Aunties - by dazed&confused (woman)

Today, my dad was open-minded about my future job. He said I could be what ever I want in the medical field. MLID.

#12713

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (742) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (20)

Feb 5, 8677 12:48 PM - Academics - by Anonymous (man)

My parents went on vacation to pakistan and came back with a set of gold bangles. I asked who it was for and they said they bought it as my wedding present. I'm 14 years old. MLID

#6710

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Jul 4, 2009 06:41 PM - Rishtas - by sscuul (woman)

Today at a gas station the clerk (desi) was yelling at a guy, and the clerk told the guy to leave. I assumed he was attempting to say "Go....jerk, get off the property"...but came out as ."Go jerk off properly"...was soo hard not to laugh. In the car i was in tears from laughing so hard. MLID

#7929

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Jul 8, 2009 02:26 PM - Random - by laluprasad (man)

Today, my white friends arrived at my Sweet 16 before I did. Who knew people actually went to parties at the time listed on the card? MLID.

#9384

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Feb 5, 2461 12:47 PM - Random - by sixteen (woman)

Today, my mom was complaining about how I don't pray enough and jokingly said that she's going to get me married to a Mullah that will beat me until I pray. I responded saying "that's kinky". She didn't say anything, she has no idea what that means. MLID.

#7224

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Jul 6, 2009 02:37 PM - Moms/Aunties - by reeree (woman)

Today, my mom wanted me to learn how to make all kinds of indian food, cause she thinks if I don't know how to cook indian food then my mother-in-law will hate me, and my husband will leave me.MLID

#1350

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Feb 5, 1936 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by gujugrl (woman)

Today my father in law was in such a good mood that he allowed us to turn on the AC (it was 98 degrees outside). He must have been feeling extra generous, because he said we could turn it all the way down to 78. MLID.

#6142

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Feb 5, 9244 12:46 PM - Cheapness - by dyingofheatexhaustion (woman)

Today I went to the Indian store and asked the guy for a copy of Billo Barber. He went to the back room and came back in a few seconds. We stood there for about five minutes before I asked where it was. He replyed, "It's still burning." MLID.

#13679

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Jul 27, 2009 07:00 PM - Random - by DeDeKhan (woman)

Today, I asked my mother why it's usually Caucasian kids who have so much freedom for dating and etcetera. She replied with the age old response: "They don't love their children." MLID

#6815

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Jul 5, 2009 02:24 AM - Moms/Aunties - by frikkinfrik (woman)

Today my mom and I were at the mall, we saw a guy walking kind of feminish and my mom asks me if he was "a gay". Thats it. Not "a gay guy", just "a gay". MLID.

#15811

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Aug 3, 2009 11:29 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Roshni (woman)

Today, I ordered a long list of items from Taco Bell for my family. After each order, I specified "no meat". MLID

#15907

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Feb 5, 2894 12:49 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by tacobellfiend (woman)

Today, was the first time my parents have ever shown affection for each other. My dad kissed my mom on the forehead. I felt so awkward that I left the room. MLID

#2229

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (775) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (13)

Jun 22, 2009 02:24 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by AwkwardTurtle (woman)

Today I went to a wedding where the bride and groom were chatting with each other throughout the night. All of the aunties and uncles were gossiping about how the two of them talked to each other a little too much. MLID

#7972

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (913) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (11)

Jul 8, 2009 05:33 PM - Rishtas - by weirdodesi (woman)

Today I made a new friend. When I told my mother, she asked me for her grades. MLID

#203

1 Comments

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Jun 16, 2009 01:34 PM - Academics - by baka.hoon.main (woman)

Today my grandpa was telling someone a phone number and he said "It's 7, double 4, triple 5, 8, G-RO (0), 7, double 2. That isn't complicated AT all. MLID

#8310

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Jul 9, 2009 03:37 PM - Dads/Uncles - by shiv (woman)

Today, I realized that most indian movies are centered around the theme of romance and/or love; at the same time the majority of the people who watch it believe in arranged marriages (uncles & aunties especially). MLID

#7854

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Jul 8, 2009 04:53 AM - Rishtas - by theislanddesi (man)

Today, at the indian grocery store an indian man was complaining about the quality of the pirated DVD he received that came out in the theaters yesterday. MLID

#6704

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Jul 4, 2009 05:42 PM - Random - by beans (woman)

Today, I realized my name will never be on cool key chains that they sell in stores. MLID

#11619

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Jul 21, 2009 12:08 AM - Random - by khantasticyaar (woman)

Today I realized I have 30 first cousins... My white coworker has 8. MLID.

#190

9 Comments

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Jun 16, 2009 12:10 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Sani (woman)

Today, my cousin wouldn't let my mom FedEx some cloth directly to her in New York from Houston. Instead she is having my Khala take it on her trip to Karachi and then having her friend pick it up and bring it on her way back to New York. MLID.

#10090

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Jul 15, 2009 01:20 PM - Cheapness - by sw4484 (man)

Today, I was watching CNN. I realized the only Desi on the network is a doctor. MLID

#6382

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Jul 3, 2009 03:19 PM - Random - by Salman (man)

Today my mom packed me some kababs for lunch, I opened them up in my office and it smelled like straight up fart every where. MLID

#7885

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Jul 8, 2009 12:30 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by fobbyfob (man)

Today, my mom referred to diarrhea as "motion" MLID

#5830

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Feb 5, 7119 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by anu (woman)

Today, i was unable to open the front door because there was a pile of shoes blocking the way. MLID

#8140

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Jul 8, 2009 11:41 PM - Moms/Aunties - by woodchuckk (woman)

Last night I slept over at a white friend's house. Her room was hot so I suggested we open the fan. MLID.

#12946

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Feb 5, 1075 12:48 PM - Random - by neesh (woman)

Today, I realized that whenever I hear chooriyan outside my bedroom door I open a book because I know it's my mom coming in to check on me. MLID.

#13147

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Feb 5, 9307 12:48 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Jingle (woman)

At a dawat...when dinner comes out i sit back and watch. I call it the discovery channel. MLID

#6756

1 Comments

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Jul 4, 2009 10:22 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Tandoori Man (man)

Today, I told my friends i'm going to a party to sound cool. It was actually just another davat. MLID.

#4049

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Jun 26, 2009 10:11 PM - Random - by adesigirl786 (woman)

Today I watered our family's plants with an empty milk jug because all of our watering cans end up as lotas. MLID

#12598

4 Comments

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Feb 5, 7089 12:48 PM - Random - by Lotadude (man)

Today i realized that ever time my mom thinks that a guy is handsome she calls them "very smart" MLID

#6823

3 Comments

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Jul 5, 2009 03:10 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by unzi (woman)

Today, i realized that Princess Jasmine is my favorite princess...because she's brown. MLID

#10307

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Jul 16, 2009 01:56 AM - Random - by sja3583 (woman)

Today i realized that I dont know my Uncles and Aunties birthdays but i know how much cheeni (sugar) they take in their Chai. MLID

#11895

3 Comments

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Jul 21, 2009 10:30 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by manaaaaaa (woman)

Today instead of saying "what the f****" I said "what the fish." All my white friends stared at me. MLID

#8158

8 Comments

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Jul 9, 2009 12:33 AM - Random - by whatthefish (woman)

Today, I brought a Styrofoam cup with me to the bathroom at work, while trying to hide it on the way. MLID.

#11572

4 Comments

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Jul 20, 2009 10:16 PM - Random - by gobeeKillr (man)

Today, I realised that my papa's favourite line when arguing with my family is, "Are you trying to teach me?Meine dunia daykhee hai!" MLID

#7886

1 Comments

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Jul 8, 2009 12:32 PM - Dads/Uncles - by NK (woman)

Yesterday we went out to eat at a restaurant and my mom hated the food there. On our way back my mom and dad were going on about how the food was "3rd class khana". MLID

#6937

1 Comments

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Jul 5, 2009 04:38 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Brown'n'proud (woman)

when I was in the 8th grade my dad borrowed all of my $700 of allowance and eidi money which I had been collecting since the 1st grade. It has been two years and he has still not paid a cent back. Every time I ask him if he can pay me back he just laughs.MLID

#6253

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Feb 5, 8303 12:46 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Anonymous (man)

Today my freind suggested that we have lunch at Olive Garden. We ate the free breadsticks and salad and left. MLID.

#7589

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Jul 7, 2009 05:32 PM - Cheapness - by neesh (woman)

Today, I had to go to driver's ed. My mom wouldn't take me until I made her a cup of chai. Later, I realized that chai is the main bargaining chip of all our deals. MLID.

#12000

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Jul 22, 2009 10:25 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by expert chai maker (woman)

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