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Name : Sanchita
City/Country : United States
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Gender : Female
Profile Views : 4439
Number of comments : 112
Number of stories : 3

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suppp, i'm sancha! i'm marathi, which according to my mom means i'm an automatic bitch. i'm not really desi on the outside. some one teach me punjabi, please. get @ me http://www.facebook.com/sanchranchh?ref=profile NOT for a wife (:

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Several times during the day, I catch myself thinking "is that good enough to post on mylifeisdesi.com?" MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (598) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (105)

Nov 3, 2009 02:59 PM - Dads/Uncles - by 2desi (woman)

Today I saw a picture of Megan Fox. I told my mom to call her mom to make me a rishta. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (617) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (160)

Jun 27, 2009 09:37 PM - Rishtas - by Fobulous (man)

Today (or last night) I went with my family to garba. Lucky me --- while spinning in my extricate lahenga, one of my bangles got caught to a guy's kurta. It was the most romantic moment of my life when he smiled at me, and held my wrist, taking the bangle off his kurta. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (1284) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (32)

Feb 9, 8797 12:53 PM - Random - by ILoveMyIndiaa (woman)

Yo, FML I'm really happy for you, ima let you finish, but MLID has the BEST STORIES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!.

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Oct 20, 2009 11:20 PM - Random - by navid170 (man)

Today, my dad went to Walmart and started searching for something then later he went to the customer services n asked " dont you guys have fevicol and cello tape ? " the person at the desk was screeching his head to figure out what hack was this person asking for. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (195) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Oct 5, 2009 07:10 PM - Dads/Uncles - by wiseviru (man)

Today, I got engaged. I'm now going to start the process of getting to know her.

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Jan 24, 2010 05:28 PM - Rishtas - by desiflychick (man)

Yesterday me and my gf kissed, it was her first ever, today she told me she thinks shes pregnant. she has never had sex. MLID

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Feb 9, 8415 12:45 PM - Rishtas - by mojosaab (man)

Today, I discovered the desi grading scale:
A= average, acceptable
B= bad, better get an A next time and a LONG speech about why you didn't get one this time
C= crap, I'm not eating tonight
D= don't even go there....
F= funeral plans. MLID

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Nov 15, 2009 08:53 AM - Academics - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster (man)

Today, I realized that I am so used to goras pronouncing my name wrong that when i hear my name pronouced like it should be i am suprised. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (698) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (12)

Oct 7, 2009 03:57 PM - Cheapness - by upendraprasad (woman)

Today, I was cleaning out my basement and found a picture of my grandma when she was about my age wearing a short skirt. I plan to keep it and show my parents whenever they say anything I wear is too short. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (403) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (32)

Nov 25, 2009 05:45 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by monsta_wayne (woman)

Today, I was talking to my mom in English. I said some thing really fast and she didn't understand me. Then I repeated it in English, but with an Indian accent. She understood me just fine. MLID

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Jul 5, 2009 04:13 PM - Moms/Aunties - by monsta_wayne (woman)

Today, while I was doing my history homework, I meant to write down Abraham Lincoln but I caught myself writing John Abraham.....MLID

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Oct 6, 2009 09:30 PM - Academics - by brownandproud04 (man)

Today, I told my mother that someday I'm going to marry Shahrukh Khan. She said "Me too." MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (383) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (22)

Sep 19, 2009 08:32 AM - Random - by desified (woman)

Today, I tried to search my name on howmanyofme.com just for fun. When I entered my name, it told me I didn't understand the site and didn't know what to search for. That was my real name, thanks. MLID

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Feb 4, 2010 02:28 PM - Random - by monsta_wayne (woman)

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