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Hi I am Telugu & from Bay Area, CA where all the Computer/Software engineers at (go figure!) ♥ Jay Sean♥ Shah Rukh ♥ Atif Aslam♥ A.R. Rehman♥ Aishwarya Rai♥ Shahid Kapoor♥ Hrithik♥ Kal Penn♥ Bollywood Dance ♥ Bharathnatyam ♥ Bhangra ♥ Singing♥ Pakora ♥ Samosa♥ Dosa♥ Biriyani ♥ Naan ♥ Sambar♥ Kheer ♥Vegetarianism♥ Biotech major ♥ Diwali♥ Holi ♥ Desi Weddings♥ Wearing Sari♥ Eating w/hands ♥ SaReGaMaPa ♥ Smallville ♥ NBA ♥ FIFA♥ Any classic Disney movie♥ Johnny Depp♥ Drake♥ Faking British Accents♥ Phoenix Suns♥ Chocolate ♥ Optimism ♥ Family & Friends♥♥♥ indnsongbyrdz04@yahoo.com

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Today i found one of my moms report cards from when she went to school in india. She got a 60% in somthing so right away i went to show her to make myself look good. Instead, my mom told me how India's 60% is equal to Canadas 90%. MLID

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Jun 22, 2010 09:30 AM - Academics - by bindiaindia (woman)

Today I had an Indian substitute. He prononced all the Indian names perfectly and all the ameri an names were butchered. The American people were angry. Welcome to the desi world. MLID

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Jan 1, 2010 02:23 PM - Academics - by Indianteachersrock (woman)

Today i watched an indian movie and they were describing a modern woman. They said she called her husband by his first name.MLID

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Feb 9, 1292 01:02 PM - Videos - by marythomasimadesi (woman)

Today, my friend asked me if I wanted pizza or not. I responded with the famous figure 8 Indian nod for yes. MLID.

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Jun 30, 2009 08:34 AM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, when my mom went for a walk, she picked some tiny baby apples off of our neighbor's tree, and came home and made it into achaar. MLID.

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Jun 22, 2010 02:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today I went to watch HP6 with my family. As Ginny bent down to tie Harry's shoelace, my mom asked "ye uske pair kyun choo rahi hain?" MLID.

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Feb 9, 2352 12:48 PM - Moms/Aunties - by ginnyweasley (woman)

Today, I was taking a shower and i was expecting my gf's call. While in the shower i heard my phone ring and my dad answered. The first thing she said, BAby i missed you, cme to my place asap nbdy's home. My dad knocked and said "Beta Tu bahir nikal" i didnt cme out for two hours. MLID

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Jul 8, 2009 01:21 AM - Dads/Uncles - by PUnjarorpathan (man)

Today my dad explained how bad the economy is. Apparently lots of people are getting 'laid' in this recession. MLID

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Dec 5, 2010 07:13 AM - Dads/Uncles - by chaiwalli (woman)

Today, my dad told me that he bought a new phone. I asked him which kind and he said a blueberry. MLID

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Apr 12, 2010 07:02 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Lina (woman)

Today, my mom was astonsished when I told her Obama is half-white. In response to her shock, I asked her why else she thought he was so light. She said she thought he used Fair and Lovely. MLID

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Dec 6, 2010 09:54 AM - Moms/Aunties - by desiperson (man)

Today, I came up with a new system for rating bollywood movies. Rated G - friendly kid movie with nothing physical at all. Rated PG - holding hands. Rated PG13 - kissing. Rated R - Imran Hashmi. MLID.

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Nov 11, 2010 11:22 AM - Random - by chatmasala15 (woman)

Today, my dad told me to set a 'timetable' during which I will study everyday till the end of summer so I wouldn't get 'rusty' and 'lose track of my studies' during these two months. My mom agreed. MLID

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Aug 17, 2010 12:33 AM - Academics - by MsMonaji (woman)

Today I became an official citizen of the United States of America. To celebrate, I had sambar. MLID

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Feb 9, 855 12:46 PM - Random - by pnjbigujjukuri (woman)

Today, we had to turn around and go home on a family road trip because my Mother sneezed and that is apparently bad luck. MLID.

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Aug 21, 2010 08:37 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Sunny (man)

today i convinced my friend's little brother that when he got married, his marriage will be arranged to an electronic roti maker, new generation and all...he was utterly terrified...HisLID

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Feb 9, 1619 01:00 PM - Rishtas - by GANGAMURTHI SREENAGAR (man)

Today, my dad waited till today to get a haircut so he can ask for a "Father's Day Discount". The lady at the counter said there was no such thing. MLID.

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Jun 22, 2010 05:09 PM - Cheapness - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today, i told my mom that i was gonna be the next micheal jordan, she replied jordan pordan go study.... MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 08:38 PM - Moms/Aunties - by humza (man)

Today, I remembered back in 8th grade telling my friends how my dad had "sugar" and they all looked at me werid..I realized in 9th grade biology it's actually called diabetes..not sugar.. MILD

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Aug 26, 2009 07:42 AM - Random - by alooparata (woman)

Today my uncle was annoyed with his son who was bothering his little sister. He said, "Beta! Don't bother your sister. Go to your room and play with yourself". MLID

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Jun 29, 2009 08:37 PM - Dads/Uncles - by desinumber1 (man)

Today I attended a party that had too many people and not enough seats, everyone was cutting the line at dinner which wasn't served until 10:30pm, the bathrooms had been hit by a hurricane and snot nosed kids were running around like rabid dogs, sadly it was just another Pakistani davat: MLID.

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Jun 15, 2009 02:19 PM - Random - by Sani (woman)

Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster (man)

Today, I got asked for the millionth time how I can survive as a complete vegetarian. If only people knew about the 29458038503495 desi vegetarian dishes out there, they would understand. MLID

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Jul 18, 2009 11:59 PM - Random - by dishaster (woman)

Today, my friends and I played an epic game of Kabaddi. We live in a small town in Georgia. MLID

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Aug 18, 2010 03:32 PM - Random - by Pratik661 (man)

Today, I brought with me an Indian sweet to eat during break. One of my gori classmates started panicking before i put it into my mouth because she thought i didn't fully remove the aluminum foil. MLID.

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Aug 22, 2010 03:01 AM - Random - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today, I am loving the version of Google's logo set up to honor Mahatma Gandhi's Birthday. MLID

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Feb 9, 9543 12:54 PM - Random - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today is Saturday. I woke up to the smell of dosas and agarbattis and the sound of bhajans. MLID.

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Feb 9, 2097 12:45 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by FussClassFob (woman)

Today they played 2 Step Bhangra at my NYC Sports Club, I went to the dance studio and bhangra'ed my heart out all by myself. MLID.

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Feb 9, 8377 12:48 PM - Random - by anysia (woman)

Today i realized desis call a handshake a "shake-hand" and they call a full house, "housefull" (like the movie :] ) MLID

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Feb 27, 2011 01:15 AM - Random - by desigurl2fly (woman)

So funny i watch it so much. MLID

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Sep 4, 2009 12:23 PM - Videos - by fudje (man)

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Today i realized that at Desi parties singing "Happy Birthday" is a mess. All the kids sing "Happy Birthday Dear _____ UNCLE!", all the adults say " Dear ______!" or "Dear _____-ji/ Dear _____ gaaru !" and all the birthday-boy's kids will sing "Dear Daddy! MLID.

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May 1, 2011 11:39 AM - Random - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today i found out that my cousin's 14 year old son's name is actually Nikhil because he added me on facebook. I've called him Bunty all my life. MLID.

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May 21, 2011 06:27 PM - Random - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today, actually right now I'm watching the 6 billion dollar wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, and i have to say i still prefer the colorful and vibrant desi weddings! MLID.

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Apr 29, 2011 10:14 PM - Random - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today i read that Prince William had approximately 10k fans at his wedding whereas a Telugu film actor who is the grandson of an even more famous film actor (NTR) had approximately 12k fans at his wedding. I guess film actors are like royalty in India.MLID.

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May 7, 2011 09:09 AM - Random - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today, my 5 year old nephew had his little gora friend over for dinner. My bhabi made Indian food as usual and the gora kid proceeded to ask if the jeera and mustard seeds in the curry were bugs. We're vegetarian. MLID.

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Nov 28, 2010 09:04 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today for Iftar I made nachos. None of the aunties or uncles ate it until i told them it was mexican Papari Chaat. They finished it all and spent the next hour talking about how the whole world is trying to be indian. MLID

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Sep 1, 2009 03:38 PM - Moms/Aunties - by browntown786786786 (woman)

The other day I was watching 'I am Legend' with my parents. My dad immediately laughs and goes "heeyy its Eddie Murpheeeey". My mom corrected him instantly, "Noo! Its Smith Wilson!" MLID.

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Jul 15, 2009 06:55 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by dexelprp (woman)

Today i remembered my last India trip, during which i actually put on my seat belt as soon as i got into the taxi from the airport. My Chacha and cousins looked at me like i was doing some crazy or stupid. MLID.

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Feb 9, 3007 12:49 PM - Random - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today, i found out the first inter-caste and inter-language love-marriage in our family had been fixed. I hit up the boy on facebook and congratulated him and thanked him for paving the way for us younger ones, MLID :)

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Feb 20, 2011 09:12 PM - Rishtas - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today i got an ad for a South Asian dating site on facebook. It was called: twomangoes.com ! only desis xD MLID.

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Mar 11, 2011 08:17 PM - Rishtas - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Once again it is finals week for me, I've been listening to "Aal izz well" from 3 idiots to keep myself from stressing out too much. Jab life ho out of control, seeti bajaake bhol, aal izz well. MLID.

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Jun 28, 2010 01:21 AM - Academics - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today, I read a post on MLID that said all desis have the same plates- white ones with flowers circling it. I laughed, then i realized those are the same plates we have. MLID

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Jan 2, 2010 06:24 PM - Random - by bolechuriyan (woman)

Today, I was happy because all my friends got me jewelry for Christmas, but when I showed to my mom the first thing she asked was "Are real?"MLID

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Jan 1, 2010 08:57 PM - Moms/Aunties - by happyperson123 (woman)

Today, my mom made me and my brother study because she said whatever you do on the first day of the year you will do it for the rest of the year too. MLID

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Jan 1, 2010 11:26 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Brown! (woman)

My parents are planning a trip to Europe next week and my mom insists that they take a rice cooker and a jar of achaar, JUST IN CASE. MLID.

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Apr 13, 2011 11:44 PM - Moms/Aunties - by DosasOverCrepes (woman)

Today, 4 shows of "Three Idiots"were sold out. On the other hand "Sherlock Holmes" had 20 people in it. The reason:Bargain Tuesday. MLID

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Jan 1, 2010 04:06 PM - Cheapness - by cheapmovies (man)

Today my gora friend asked what "Desi" meant, I said "South Asian" and he gave me a blank stare, then i said anyone from the "curry-eating brown nations", he immediately understood. MLID.

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Apr 9, 2011 07:15 AM - Random - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today, some people came to see our house, which is on sale. They turned out to be indians, from Madras, which is where we're from. So now my parents are talking to them like they've always been friends. MLID

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Jun 22, 2010 04:38 PM - Random - by brownepicness (woman)

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. My mom wouldn't let me move in any of my boxes. She had to hang 7 chilies and a lemon at my front door entrance first. MLID.

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Jun 16, 2009 10:46 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by goodomens (woman)

Today I had to deal with an oil spill of my own- an entire achaar bottle spilled in the cabinet and soaked everything into a greasy mess. The way my mom reacted, you'd think it was as big as the BP disaster. MLID.

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Jun 21, 2010 09:52 PM - Moms/Aunties - by hyderabaadi (woman)

Today I bit into a springroll that my mom made. It was filled with spiced alloo. MLID.

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May 14, 2010 04:37 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today, as i was getting out of my car, i saw a fat mexican dude. I couldn't control myself and yelled out "motuuu". Apparently he's indian. MLID

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Jul 17, 2009 10:14 AM - Random - by demag kharab (man)

This video is hilarious.

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Sep 3, 2009 06:18 PM - Videos - by Cheengam (man)

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Today my dad told my cousin to stop giving him directions in english because he's indian. But my cousin doesn't know how to speak any indian language so he starts saying, "Oh Unclu turn leftu at the signalu!"

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Dec 31, 2010 08:07 PM - Dads/Uncles - by ohdesis (woman)

Today I sat in a car with an Indian family. In searching for his daughter, confused Uncle says "Where is Sunita?" When the Aunty said "Sunita is in the back" Uncle responded with "Oh yea, Sunita likes it in the back." My lip bled from biting it so hard. MLID

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Aug 10, 2009 10:46 PM - Dads/Uncles - by anj (woman)

Today, some people came to our relatives home to see my cousin sister for marriage. After a few questions and answers, they asked my sister, "Kya aap ko chai banani aati hai?" ("Do you know how to make tea?"). She said no. They left. MLID

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Aug 26, 2009 06:23 AM - Random - by pakipakipaki (man)

Today i realized that "family planning" is a word desis use to censor "birth control" or "condom". MLID.

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Sep 24, 2009 08:42 PM - Random - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today, I realized that whenever I talk to my mom about music or movies, she says "Maybe if you focused on school this much, you'd be getting straight A's" MLID.

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Jan 2, 2010 09:20 PM - Academics - by Desii (woman)

Today, my dad was telling me about a bad dream he had last night. In it, a huge alien named Chandriga came and kidnapped him. The police were really fat and just sat and didn't do anything because the alien gave them biriyani. MLID.

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Sep 2, 2009 12:26 AM - Dads/Uncles - by desirocker101 (woman)

Today, I saw my friend's pictures from her medical college in Chennai, all the girls had gray chunnis/dupattas to match their scrubs. MLID.

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Feb 5, 2011 04:37 AM - Academics - by desigurl2fly (woman)

Today,i was reading MLID to my dad, while i was laughing like crazy, my dad looked at me weirdly saying what is wrong with you, that is what i would have done, then he lectured me about how i was making fun of our culture. then he told me that i could be cleaning or studying istead of wasting my time on the Computer Shomputer. MLID

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Aug 15, 2010 01:28 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by MyNameIsKhan (woman)

Today, I realized that desi adults can never make up their mind about money. When they lend someone money, they talk behind their backs saying how they should re-pay the loan asap, but when the person tries to pay back, suddenly it's an insult, because it will make the lender look "cheap". MLID

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Dec 12, 2010 01:02 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by jan21 (woman)

Today i realized the reason why it takes so long for posts to get approved on this site: Because its overpopulated with very few moderators, just like India. MLID

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Dec 4, 2010 01:35 AM - Random - by ChaloLetsGo (woman)

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