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  • Name : jaffar hussain
  • City/Country : brownville (732), United States
  • Birthday : Apr 14, 1922
  • Gender : Male
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  • Number of stories : 15

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Today, a girl came up to me and said "Why don't you go and F*ck Off then!?" I calmly replied , "You Go." MLID.

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Today, I was looking at the members section of MyLifeIsDesi.com. I saw that crispeebrownboi was the only person with their picture up. I fell in love. MLID

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Today, I got in a fight with a white girl, when she called me a jerk, I called her a Kamini. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (1172) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (62)

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Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

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Today, I got a 97 on my final exam. When I showed it to my parents, they asked me where the other 3 points went. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:44 AM - Academics - by wasti (man)

 

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Today, my mom bought me the ugliest shit-colored shoes. She said it brought out my complexion. MLID.

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Today, I went to my friend's dollar store. He didn't give me a discount. MLID.

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Today, I walked into the bathroom only to notice a gigantic pool of water near the toilet. Somebody had knocked over the lota. MLID.

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Today, my friend called me a rundi. I'm a guy. MLID.

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Today, I was talking on the phone with my mom in Urdu. Suddenly, a group of girls walk by and I started speaking in English. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (847) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (304)

Jun 15, 2009 12:45 AM - Random - by jaffy taffy (man)

 

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Today, my friend called me while I was watching TV. He asked me what i was doing and I told him I was watching Cinemax. I was actually watching a drama on PTV. MLID.

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Today, I spent more money on gas taking back roads than I would've spent on toll on the Turnpike. MLID.

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Today, I went to Home Depot to buy a watering jug. I don't have a garden or any real plants in my house. It was for my bathroom. MLID

 

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Today, I was going to the grocery store to get some stuff for breakfast. On my way there, my mom called me and told me to get some long distance calling cards while I was there. MLID.

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Today, I was running low on gas. So, I went home and switched cars. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:43 AM - Cheapness - by Billz (man)

 

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Today, I woke up late and didn't have time to shower. I didn't bother reapplying deodorant because I knew I'd still smell like sh*t anyway. MLID.

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Today, I came home to find my sister crawling all over the floor on all fours. Turns out she was sweeping the floor. MLID.

 

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Today, as I pulled up into my driveway, I noticed a horrible stench coming from my house and I could hear the smoke alarm blaring. Turns out, my mom was cooking. MLID.

 

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