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Name : Evette
City/Country : United States
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Gender : Female
Profile Views : 1965
Number of comments : 19
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Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster (man)

Today I was reading old MLIDs when I came across the one about a guy whose last name was Butt. He thinks he has it bad: My name is Asad Butt. Much worse than a happy butt.

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Aug 31, 2009 10:03 AM - Random - by buttocksdepression (man)

Today i realised why we have 1 billion people in india, it's because condoms aren't reusable. MLID

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Jul 20, 2009 04:40 AM - Rishtas - by Anonymous (man)

Today, I went to a club. This girl came up to me and started dancing. I didn’t know what to do so my fingers automatically pointed towards the sky and I busted out bhangra. MLID

#21

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Wah! You are a true desi (4846) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (234)

Jun 15, 2009 12:46 AM - Random - by pakiboYz (man)

Today, this random desi guy came up to me at the mall and said "Hey gorgeous, how much spices did your mom eat because your sizzling hot!!!" My first thought was to slap him then my second thought was to post this on mlid. MLID

#39475

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Dec 12, 2009 04:01 PM - Random - by ishbabe427 (woman)

Today, I tripped down the stairs. My mom yelled at me to stop because I was going to break the stairs.

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Dec 4, 2009 04:21 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by SAAmazing (woman)

Watching this on TV, totally made my day! MLID

#22139

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Sep 3, 2009 02:27 AM - Videos - by sarindian (man)

Watching this on TV totally made my day! MLID" data-count="horizontal">Tweet

So funny i watch it so much. MLID

#22403

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Sep 4, 2009 12:23 PM - Videos - by fudje (man)

So funny i watch it so much MLID" data-count="horizontal">Tweet

Today my head hit some lady's butt during taraveeh because she decided to move back al of a sudden . The impact made me fall over . MLID.

#21122

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Feb 8, 6821 12:51 PM - Moms/Aunties - by idontknoww (woman)

Today at Starbucks I ordered a Chai Latte, that crap wasn't Chai. MILD

#39374

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Dec 12, 2009 12:44 AM - Random - by MrPerfectNaz (man)

I tell everyone I get 2350s and my GPA is 3.9, but in reality I got a 1900 and I have a 3.2 GPA. MLID

#38818

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Dec 9, 2009 08:18 AM - Academics - by AintNobodyLikeMyDesiGirl (man)

Today my mom typed on the internet "www.com" and after waiting for a while she started banging the mouse going "why no email come?"
MLID

#19349

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Wah! You are a true desi (509) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (62)

Aug 20, 2009 03:33 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Tasmea (woman)

Today, I went to a local high-Desi-density pizza adda and there were 2 people ahead of me in line. For the 1st guy, the Gori working the register wrote down his name without batting an eyelid (Sivakumar). When it was the 2nd guy's turn, she asked him to spell it. It was Bob. MLID.

#39012

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Dec 9, 2009 11:39 PM - Random - by IronDesiChef (man)

My favorite game to play at SFO International is "Count the Desis." The only problem is that I always loose count before we even enter the airport. MLID

#39208

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Dec 11, 2009 01:13 AM - Random - by chaiandrusk (woman)

Today, we "shifted". MLID

#41731

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Dec 24, 2009 09:43 PM - Random - by brownie777 (woman)

Today, I realized my mom has more bling than 50 cent. MLID

#38710

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Dec 8, 2009 08:31 PM - Moms/Aunties - by zidu (man)

Today, I went to the Sony Style store and was messing around on the new laptops. I secretly set all of the internet homepages to mylifeisdesi.com and walked away just as a desi guy walked to the laptop i was just using. We made eye contact and laughed. He wants to meet my parents. MLID.

#19653

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Aug 21, 2009 05:41 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, like every other day my mom left me a voicemail asking where I was. Today, like every other day it included one of the following words. Kuthi, harmzadi, kabees, kamini, chaval. I love you mom. MLID.

#32280

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Oct 31, 2009 10:01 AM - Moms/Aunties - by browniesrule (woman)

today i asked my mom if i could take her car to the mall. she looked like a bobble-head for a few seconds. MLID

#20600

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Aug 26, 2009 01:33 PM - Moms/Aunties - by MUKz (man)

today, i was driving my mother home, when a car cut us off. He then gave us the finger. my mom's response? she holds up 2 middle fingers and says (in a heavily indian accent) "oh ho, see here, i have TWO! what now?". MLID.

#19847

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Aug 22, 2009 04:13 PM - Moms/Aunties - by anonymous (woman)

Today, i asked my gf to marry me, she said she will say yes if i asked her through MLID. I'm counting on this site...Shivani, ask you parents if they'll let you marry me?

#35045

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Nov 20, 2009 10:55 PM - Random - by rajboi (man)

Today my mom asked me what lmao means. I told her laugh my ankle off. MLID

#41743

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Dec 24, 2009 10:52 PM - Moms/Aunties - by BlueRingPop (woman)

Today, I was browsing the drinks at a store after class when a man came up to me and began yelling at me to restock the cokes and started complaining about the terrible customer service. I don't even work there. It was a 7-11. MLID

#39193

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Dec 11, 2009 12:03 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by gobisingh (man)

Today, my mom caught me on the phone with my boyfriend. She flipped out and asked me who the guy was and what was going on between us. I told her that he was like a "bhai" to me. She then proceeded to tell me that I could talk to him then. MLID

#38893

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Dec 9, 2009 05:33 PM - Moms/Aunties - by aaloobaloo (woman)

Today, I was remembering how in first grade when my white friend told me where babies came from, I became confused and told her that Indian babies weren't made that way. MLID.

#38912

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Dec 9, 2009 06:20 PM - Random - by brownie (woman)

I can so relate to this. MLID

#22138

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Sep 3, 2009 02:24 AM - Videos - by Maro Saley Ko (man)

I can so relate to this MLID" data-count="horizontal">Tweet

today i got a 100% on my math test and my mom slapped me for not writing my full name. MILD

#25336

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Feb 8, 4459 12:53 PM - Academics - by Anonymous (man)

#22793

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Sep 6, 2009 02:47 AM - Videos - by FairAndLovelyFailure (woman)

Today, I was at the mall with my gora friends and I was feeling super gassy. We passed a huge indian family and I decided to let out my gas as we passed them so the smell would blend in with them. MLID

#5128

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Jun 30, 2009 01:31 AM - Random - by Bar710 (woman)

This video is so true.

#22224

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Wah! You are a true desi (264) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (8)

Sep 3, 2009 05:14 PM - Videos - by Mera Desh (man)

This video is so true" data-count="horizontal">Tweet

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