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Today my mom told me she will be joining me on my honeymoon, just to make sure my new husband and I dont do anything "Naughty". MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (1482) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (70)

Jul 3, 2009 11:29 PM - Rishtas - by FML : (woman)

 

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I was getting ready for my brothers shaadi in which I would have to speak. I asked my mom how I looked. She said, "no one will look at you." MLID

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Today, while watching mean girls I paused at the math competition scene and solved the limit. MLID.

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Today, we were looking at houses and my dad found one he liked. He wanted to ask the female agent if he could stay in touch with her. Instead, he said "You mind if I touch you." The ladies face turned red, my uncles and cousins were laughing, and my dad still didn't get what he said wrong. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (4434) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (226)

Jun 18, 2009 11:08 AM - Dads/Uncles - by DrDeep93 (man)

 

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Today, while watching Om Shani Om I told my sister that Shah Rukh Khan isn't real. She started crying and I got yelled at by my mom for saying such stupidity. MLID

 

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Today, I realized that everytime someone tells me to "just chill" I immediately start singing the song, " Just chill chill, just chill." MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (568) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (42)

Jul 19, 2009 07:54 PM - Random - by Jalebi (woman)

 

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Today, I got a friend request on facebook from a guy from India whom I have never met. He msged me saying " HI. Hello, lets make friends. and we will talk about marriage later" MLID.

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Today my girlfriend dumped me. I made myself feel better by knowing that if I can't find a girl to love me for the rest of my life, my parents will. MLID

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Today my uncle was annoyed with his son who was bothering his little sister. He said, "Beta! Don't bother your sister. Go to your room and play with yourself". MLID

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Today, an auntie told me stop drinking coke/pepsi during my pregnancy and to only drink sprite/7-up or else my baby would not have a fair color. MLID

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Today, I realized when a song on the radio came on of "Lil Wayne" and "Birdman" my friends and I jokingly called them "Chota Wayne" and "Tota Man" MLID

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Today, I overheard an auntie claiming Hannah Montana should be rated R. MLID

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Today, I told my mom that I liked this girl from school. She threatened to transfer me to a different school... MLID

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When i was three years old, my parents got me "engaged" to my first cousin back in the motherland. Today, 20 years later, they think it's still on. MLID.

#5463
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Wah! You are a true desi (654) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (34)

Feb 8, 4597 12:46 PM - Rishtas - by uffho (woman)

 

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My cousin's came from Pakistan and as we we're about to go to sleep I change into my pajamas while they they change into their shwaar kameeze to sleep in. MLID.

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Today, I was getting ready and my guy cousin who had came from India a few months ago called me "Sexy" MLID.

 

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Today, my mom told me that I can't see the new movie Bruno because I am not married. MLID.

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Whenever some says "Thank you very much" I mumble under my breath "You are magarmach". MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (302) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (80)

Jul 19, 2009 10:56 PM - Random - by desinumber1 (man)

 

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Today, I went to a desi party. All the chairs and sofas still had the same plastic on it that they originally came with from the store. MLID

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Today I was watching Ugly Betty and my mother asks "Ugly Beti? Kiskee ugly beti hay!?" MLID.

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Today, my dad and some uncles were having a serious conversation about business when my dad tilted himself to the side and farted. Everyone continued the conversation like nothing happened. MLID.

#13817
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Wah! You are a true desi (983) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (55)

Jul 28, 2009 03:04 AM - Dads/Uncles - by padh (woman)

 

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Today, I logged onto mylifeisdesi.com and the first advertisement that popped up was shaadi.com. MLID.

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Today my mom asked me if the iPhone was a phone.MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (377) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (93)

Jul 11, 2009 08:04 AM - Moms/Aunties - by desi! (man)

 

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My brother is engaged to our first cousin in Pakistan. And now the rest of my cousins are jealous of her because she is marrying a guy from America, MLID.

#7971
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Wah! You are a true desi (660) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (37)

Jul 8, 2009 05:27 PM - Rishtas - by toodesi (woman)

 

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Today my gora best friend asked me to tell him how to say "You are very beautiful" to a girl in Urdu because he had a Pakistani girlfriend. I said "Sali Kutti Kameeni Tu Duniya Ki Sabsay Batsoorat Aurat Hai" and felt very proud when his girlfriend dumped him MLID.

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Today, my white friend came over. Upon entering the house, he dropped his pen near my mom's feet. When he bent down to pick it up, my mom was shocked and started lifting him up and saying, "Nahin beta". She thought he was touching her feet for blessings. MLID.

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Today I introduced my gorrah boyfriend to my mom. Later she wanted to know if we hugged yet. MLID

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Everyday my mom complains about how bad it is here in America and how she wants to move to India, but whenever we visit India, she complains about India and says her life in America is much better. MLID.

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Today, my brother went to KFC to get us dinner. Before he left, I yelled "make sure you grab some paper plates and plastic utensils!" My dad heard me and asked why. I told him, " I'm just teaching him to be a good desi." So he shrugged and yelled back "in that case, steal some ketchup too!" MLID

#13929
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Wah! You are a true desi (542) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (29)

Jul 28, 2009 04:20 PM - Cheapness - by Shaz (woman)

 

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Today, my mom and I were walking in the park. We then sat on a bench when suddenly my mom put her feet on my lap. She wanted me to massage her feet. MLID.

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Today my overwieght brother found out that he had lost a pound.. to celebrate my mother bought him a box of mithai. MLID

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today my dad got a used phone. When someone called, it would say, "Hello Moto." When he heard that, he broke his phone. MLID

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