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Name : Prakhar Srivastava
City/Country : United States
Birthday : Feb 28, 1927
Gender : Male
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Number of comments : 35
Number of stories : 2

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http://www.facebook.com/prakhar.srivastava [I am a cosmic super-powered-super-hero-ninja from outer space.]

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Today I said f*** you to my sister, my dad replied with "sala chutiya, how can you say such things to your sister?!" MLID

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Sep 5, 2009 04:06 AM - Dads/Uncles - by amaan13 (man)

Today, my parents walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Both of them had dandas. You can guess what happened... MLID

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Feb 8, 1232 12:46 PM - Random - by abcd (woman)

We don't have blind dates....we have blind marriages. MLID

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Sep 16, 2009 10:26 PM - Rishtas - by pakipatriot (woman)

Today, I saw this post on MLIA: Today, my friend's mom went shopping with lots of coupons. She ended up owing a negative amount of money for her purchases, and the cashier had to pay her. I didn't know this was possible.
His friend's mom must have been desi...MLID

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Sep 7, 2009 01:52 AM - Cheapness - by drsnp9 (man)

Today I realized that my mom makes me write all her emails and texts just so that she can impress her friends with "her" great English. MLID.

#24491

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Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM - Moms/Aunties - by bubster786 (man)

Today, when the airlines annouced the boarding for families with little children, my mom said "Chalo pilu!" and proceeded to grab me by the arm to pull me up. I'm 25. - MLID

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Sep 10, 2009 03:57 PM - Moms/Aunties - by illinidesi4u (man)

Today, my friend said peace to the middle east while saying good bye to me. MLID

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Sep 13, 2009 05:30 PM - Random - by qwertyuiop (woman)

Today my mom got on the weighing scale and asked in frustration "why is my weight not losing?". MLID

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Feb 8, 2533 12:52 PM - Moms/Aunties - by TeriMaa (woman)

Today, my friend came over and told me to speak Indian. With a straight face I looked at her, and with an Indian accent I said, "Heh-lo." MLID

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Feb 8, 8381 12:46 PM - Random - by ispeakindian (woman)

My mom doesn't let me stay on the internet past 10 oclock because she thinks the later it gets, the more pornography and pop ups show up on the screen. MLID.

#26219

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Sep 24, 2009 10:12 PM - Moms/Aunties - by bruaahh (man)

Today, i realized that whenever desi's are impressed they pout their lips, raise their eyebrows, and bobble their heads from side to side. MLID.

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Feb 8, 6562 12:53 PM - Rishtas - by shat (woman)

Over Spring Break, I went skiing for the first time. I took a lesson there was another Indian kid in our group (tourist). As we learned how to slow down, his family kept yelling "aray brake maar, brake maar" and laughed extremely loudly at their own jokes. MLID

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Feb 8, 145 12:46 PM - Random - by Indian123 (man)

Today, I went to an Indian restaurant, and on the menu they had an item called, "Convict Curry Rape". I asked the waiter why it was called that, and he told me that "it literally fucks you in the ass in the middle of the night". MLID

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Feb 8, 54 12:52 PM - Random - by edmontonsfinest (man)

Today, Actually yesterday, I went to the movies with my friend who is a guy. Right when he put his arm around my shoulder, he got slapped on the back of his head. Turning around, we both saw my mom sitting in the row behind us. MLID

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Sep 26, 2009 05:07 PM - Moms/Aunties - by summmerr (woman)

Today,my relative from India were visiting us in rome.They spent the whole month trying to dissuade my 15-yr old brother rom becoming a pilot and study med instead.Why? They want him to handle their clinic after he supposedly marries their daughter,our first cousin. MLID

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Sep 30, 2009 08:55 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by rasputin (woman)

Today, I was in the electronics store with my dad. He asked him if they had the phone that i wanted. The man replied with : "Sorry sir, I'm afraid it's not available." Then my dad replied with: "Oh no, don't be afraid." MLID

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Nov 27, 2009 02:57 AM - Dads/Uncles - by BrknWngs (woman)

Today, I got transferred to a different math class. When I took my seat, I heard someone say, "Finally, a brown dude, someone reliable to copy off of".......MLID

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Sep 10, 2009 10:08 PM - Academics - by zadidhaq (man)

Today, I serenaded my gori (but very interested in desi culture) girlfriend by playing "tujhe dekha" from ddlj on my guitar. she said it was the sweetest gesture any ladka has ever done for her. MLID.

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Feb 8, 1566 12:46 PM - Rishtas - by Izzy (man)

Today, my grandfather and i went to the grocery store. He decided to ask a store worker in which aisle the dates could be found, even though his english skills are pretty bad. It took the worker about 20 minutes to figure out that my grandfather wasnt asking her out. MLID

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Jul 3, 2009 08:26 PM - Dads/Uncles - by mlid9809 (woman)

Today twitter's trending topic was #classicmoviequotes. I proudly posted "Heeyy Senorita, Bade Bade Deshon Mein, Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rahti Hain" from DDLJ.

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Nov 25, 2009 02:27 PM - Random - by DesiGal (woman)

Today, I asked my mom if she can make me pancakes for breakfast. When I brush my teeth and get downstairs, I see her making uthappam. MLID

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Sep 12, 2009 12:37 PM - Moms/Aunties - by asif786 (man)

Today, on Facebook, I found out my "Death Time" Date: December 8 of 2076 at 9:12 am. Cause: Shot by a robber at your convenience store. Age: 81 years old. I think you know the important part. MLID.

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Sep 14, 2009 07:49 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by WhiteWashedDesi (woman)

Today, I was in line with my mom to get my license renewed at DPS. There was a lady in front of us wearing very tight white pants. My mom noticed and said, "Where are her chuddies? Oh, she has triangle chuddy." She was wearing a thong. MLID.

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Jul 3, 2009 11:21 PM - Moms/Aunties - by FussClassFob (woman)

Today, we invited a few relatives over for a small family dinner. All 60 of us had a great time. MLID

#24235

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Sep 13, 2009 06:51 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by chanupie (woman)

ToDaY, i LoGgEd On To ChEcK faCeBoOk AnD NoTiCeD aLl My CoUsInS iN pAkI aNd InDiA tYpE lIkE tHiS. MLID.

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Feb 8, 700 12:47 PM - Random - by hasankhan23 (man)

Today I got an email from my uncle in India asking how I was doing in school. For some reason, he likes to shorten every single word down to just a few letters even when space isn't an issue, even if the word only has two letters. Hw r u dng n th schl? MLID

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Feb 8, 926 12:46 PM - Random - by pandrakaka (man)

When i was three years old, my parents got me "engaged" to my first cousin back in the motherland. Today, 20 years later, they think it's still on. MLID.

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Feb 8, 4597 12:46 PM - Rishtas - by uffho (woman)

Today, I went to Costco and bought a churro for my dad, he goes home and tells my mom that he really likes Mexican sticks MLID

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Sep 12, 2009 12:54 PM - Dads/Uncles - by sadiee22 (woman)

Today, my mom made a facebook account with a a madeup name to secretly spy on me. MLID

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Feb 8, 7855 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by ckk (woman)

Today my brother fell and hurt himself, instead of putting a bandaid on this wound, my mom put some Haldi on it and said it was the best anti-sep-tic out there and he would be tip-top by tomorrow. MLID

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Feb 8, 9601 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desigirl843 (woman)

Today, I discovered that because i still haven't congratulated my first cousins 3 months into their marriage everyone now thinks I have a crush on the groom. MLID

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Sep 30, 2009 09:05 AM - Moms/Aunties - by rasputin (woman)

Today, I was discussing Transformers 2 with my mom since I saw it a couple of days ago. I began telling her who Megan Fox was. She told me to show her a picture. When she saw Megan Fox's bikini pic. She slapped me and then told my dad about the situation and then he took my laptop away. MLID.

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Feb 8, 5694 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Born-Desi (man)

Today, when I stubbed my toe on a table, I yelled "Jesus Christ" and my mom tells me , " Jesus Christ kya hai, Sri Rama bol". MLID

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Sep 18, 2009 09:22 PM - Moms/Aunties - by suds (woman)

Today, my white friend questioned why my brother had so many bracelets on, and if he was gay. They were rakhis. MLID

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Aug 8, 2009 12:28 PM - Random - by =| (woman)

Today when the Singh is kinng video came on tv my mom asked me if it was the video that akshay kumar did with the black rapper snoopy doggy dog. MLID.

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Feb 8, 2865 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Punjabikuri (woman)

Today, I popped in one of my baby videos into the tv and found some shots of me as a kid playing with my childhood friends. I've noticed that my Bangla speaking skills were more badass back then than they are now. MLID

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Feb 8, 6630 12:46 PM - Random - by alittletoobrown (woman)

My mom thinks that when you take pictures with kissy faces, it makes the picture look pornographic. MLID

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Sep 13, 2009 12:52 PM - Moms/Aunties - by brownpride (woman)

When I was a teenager, I never wanted to wear a hat in winter and my dad would always yell at me, "Oh she just vaants to do fashion at school that's all...she'll get a zukaam then we'll see who does fashion after that"..MLID

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Feb 8, 9757 12:52 PM - Dads/Uncles - by chorbazari (woman)

Today, a really nice desi girl and accidentally bumped into me the first thing that came into my head when she said sorry was "It's all right senorita, bade bade deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rahti hai" she stared at me and walked away. MLID

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Sep 13, 2009 12:28 PM - Random - by desidancer (man)

Today my dad went around telling everyone how my 8 yearold brother is addicted to playboy. He was referring to his gameboy. MLID

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Jun 30, 2009 06:10 AM - Dads/Uncles - by papu (woman)

Today my dada-abu from Pakistan came to visit. He was walking around outside on the street in his shalwar kameez, with a topi on his head when the neighbour's grandson pointed at him and yelled out, "Look grandma, theres GOD!" MLID

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Jul 18, 2009 12:23 AM - Dads/Uncles - by God (woman)

Today, my mom woke me up at 7 AM to study for the SATS. It is summer and I'm only in seventh grade. MLID

#5545

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Feb 8, 791 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by gujjupridee (woman)

Today I saw my dad take his laptop into the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said he had some "very important business." MLID

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Jul 6, 2009 02:38 PM - Dads/Uncles - by maadaladla (woman)

The other day I was being a brat about going to a dawat instead of staying home and relaxing after work. My mom looked at me all angry and said 'SUCK IT!' She really meant 'suck it up' MLID

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Aug 8, 2009 12:20 PM - Moms/Aunties - by fat joh (woman)

Today, I was watching the Discovery Channel and they were talking about how sharks "mate", just as i was about the change the channel, my mom walks in and hears the word "sex". She will never let me watch Discovery Channel again. MLID.

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Aug 7, 2009 06:15 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Deshi Weshi (woman)

Today i asked my dad if i could get a car, his reply, "beta when i was your age i had to walk to school barefooted and uphill both ways"... MLID

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Feb 8, 6759 12:52 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by vballin223 (man)

Today, I realised whenever I have a test and I'm disappointed if I get more than 2 questions wrong, people think I'm bragging (because it might still be the highest mark in the class). They don't know that I'm gonna get beaten up when I get home. MLID

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Sep 12, 2009 02:43 AM - Academics - by JollyIndian (woman)

Today, my parents said that I wasn't allowed to date until I got married. I then asked "How can I date someone if I'm married?" My parents answered "You date your husband." MLID

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Feb 8, 6355 12:46 PM - Random - by xomishmish5ox (woman)

Today, my parents and I were talking about marriage...to which my dad added " when you get married I'm going to cry my balls out". I'm pretty sure he meant 'eye-balls'. MLID

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Sep 14, 2009 04:51 AM - Dads/Uncles - by hariyana (woman)

Today, I went to stay at my parents house for the first time after my wedding with my husband. Before we were married, my mum watched us like a hawk everytime we were in the same room together so we didn't get up to any 'hanky panky'. Now that we're married...nothings changed. MLID

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Feb 8, 3603 12:53 PM - Moms/Aunties - by yourdesigurl (woman)

Today, my dad heard "Down" by Jay Sean on the radio for the first time. He took an interest in the song after I told him an indian was singing it. Now, when he get's bored, he just sings "Baby are you bam bam bam bam bam?" MLID

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Feb 8, 6699 12:52 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Mirchi99 (woman)

Today, my brother told my dad not to point fingers at anyone while they were arguing over something. My dad responded by saying "I'm not fingering anyone!" MLID.

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Sep 10, 2009 10:09 PM - Dads/Uncles - by LostInTranslation (man)

Today, when my friends were fighting i told them to "Make chai, not war." - MLID

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Sep 7, 2009 05:39 PM - Random - by xxsabasuperiorxx (woman)

Today as I was watching a home video of my high school grad, amidst the cheering from my friends, I could hear my dad yelling "Wah, wah! Wah, wah!" as I went up to receive my diploma. MLID

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Jun 30, 2009 03:43 AM - Dads/Uncles - by seema_da_jatti (woman)

Today, I told my mother that someday I'm going to marry Shahrukh Khan. She said "Me too." MLID

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Sep 19, 2009 08:32 AM - Random - by desified (woman)

Today, actually often i correct my mom saying "Mom its 2 times 2 EQUALS 4" when she says
"2, 2 zaa 4" MLID

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Sep 13, 2009 11:41 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I realized that in a 30 mins desi soap opera episode there is only about 10 mins of plot. The rest of the time is taken up by zoom in shots of the charaters and commercials. MLID

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Sep 26, 2009 05:21 PM - Random - by LailaJ (woman)

Today a Black guy in my Geometry class asked my friend and I to teach him how to say Hi in "Indian". We told him it was Saala Kuthi. He then said this to my teacher. My teacher's name is Mrs. Usha Bhatnagar. MLID.

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Feb 8, 5247 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by DesiGirl (woman)

"Today, I went to a theme park with my mom. When the security guard was checking her purse, he asked, "Any bombs, drugs, or weapons?" My mom said, "No, they're all in the car." The guard cracked up and let her through. Coolest. Mom. Ever. MLIA." If I said that the guard wouldn't have laughed. MLID

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Sep 12, 2009 10:46 AM - Random - by mliad (woman)

Today, my friend drove me home after soccer practice. My mom came outside to say thank you for giving my daughter a ride but instead she said "Thank you for riding my daughter", and casually walked inside thinking nothing she said was wrong. MLID.

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Sep 22, 2009 04:38 PM - Moms/Aunties - by alishaismadflyy (woman)

Today, I asked my mom if I could go camping with my friends. She said that if I wanted to sleep on the floor, covered in dirt and bugs, then I should just go to Pakistan. MLID.

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Jul 10, 2009 01:05 PM - Moms/Aunties - by lardki-desi (woman)

Today, I was writing on my friend's wall on facebook and my cousin in India happened to read to our wall to wall. He saw that we jokingly call each other "hoes" and now he calls me that because he wants to be western. MLID

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Aug 8, 2009 03:45 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, i was going through my phone contacts and freaked out because I didn't recognize half the names. Then I remembered I changed all my guy friend names into girls in case my parents see it. Ajay is Amna, Parth is Pooja, Sagar is Sarthi, etc. MLID.

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Feb 8, 814 12:53 PM - Random - by kamini (woman)

Today, a gora guy I really like asked me out. I told him, "I can't, I'm not allowed dating." Being sweet, he came over in the evening and asked my dad permission to take me out. My dad punched him in the face and broke his nose. Now he won't even talk to me. MLID

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Feb 8, 5444 12:53 PM - Dads/Uncles - by brownInUmreeka (woman)

When I visited Bangladesh at the age of 19, I hung out with one of my 40 year old, single guy cousins a couple of times. I thought of him as a cool older brother. When I came back he called me on my cell phone and told me "he wanted to be my life partner." MLID

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Aug 7, 2009 03:25 PM - Rishtas - by ABCD (woman)

Today, during the Mtv video music awards when Kanye West stole the microphone from Taylor Swift and said Beyonce's video was better my mom called him bathameez and a jarkk(jerk). MLID

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Sep 13, 2009 10:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by brownie (man)

Today, a Michael Jackson special was on, my mom got annoyed and asked, "Why is everyone so upset over him dying?". I turned to her and tried to explain. "Mom imagine Sharukh Khan dead...". She immediately understood and proceeded to watch the special. She was in tears by the end of it. MLID

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Feb 8, 1359 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by PNjABiPRiDE (woman)

Today, when I was out with my family, my mom told me my "cords were loose". She meant my shoelaces were not tied. MLID

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Sep 11, 2009 07:04 AM - Rishtas - by ThatLittleIndianGirl (woman)

To this day, my mom's angry face scares me like nothing else. all she has to do is bite her lower lip, glare her eyes, and raise her hand in thappar mode and i cower in fear. i am 24. MLID.

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Feb 8, 3864 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by teedee (woman)

Today I introduced my gorrah boyfriend to my mom. Later she wanted to know if we hugged yet. MLID

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Jun 30, 2009 03:13 AM - Rishtas - by seema_da_jatti (woman)

Today,while I was eating gajar ka halwa, my brother and I remixed the song "fashion ka hain yeh jalwa" to "gajar ka hain yeh halwa." MLID.

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Sep 12, 2009 09:50 PM - Random - by redasorous (woman)

Today, my mom told me I have to start wearing shorts & a tank-top over my bathing suit when swimming in my pool. Why? coz the new neighbors are indian and have a son, and it's not appropriate to walk around "almost nungi". He's 12, i'm 21. AND he calls me didi. MLID.

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Feb 8, 8439 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by FOBulous (woman)

Today, I was stopped at the airport because security thought my shruthi box was a bomb. MLID

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Aug 8, 2009 01:27 PM - Random - by undercover desi (woman)

Today, my mom was complaining about how I don't pray enough and jokingly said that she's going to get me married to a Mullah that will beat me until I pray. I responded saying "that's kinky". She didn't say anything, she has no idea what that means. MLID.

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Jul 6, 2009 02:37 PM - Moms/Aunties - by reeree (woman)

Today, my dad told me to "upload the dishwasher." MLID

#5109

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Jun 30, 2009 12:35 AM - Dads/Uncles - by Anonymous (woman)

Today on facebook i got a friend request from a desi guy, we had a friend in common so i accepted. 1 minute later he wrote on my wall saying "thx sxy" and wrote "luv it" on one of my pics. He was immediately deleted. MLID

#26159

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Sep 24, 2009 06:24 PM - Random - by ihatecreepers (woman)

Today, we were watching the Oscars and my mom suddenly exclaims "Oh ho, yeh Anil Kapoor tha? Kitna modern ho gaya!" My sister and I just stared at her in shock and disbelief that she had mistaken BRAD PITT for ANIL KAPOOR. MLID.

#5411

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Feb 8, 5922 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by BradPitt (woman)

Today my mom and I purchased a television, and the worker that helped us carry it to the car was really cute. While I was admiring him, I all of sudden heard my mom shout, "Put it in my dicky!" ..."In your WHAT ma'am?" MLID.

#5757

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Feb 8, 3204 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by chikdu (woman)

Today, I realized, there's a girl in my grade who seriously reminds me of Priyanka Chopra. I'd tell her that as a compliment, but I think she'd get freaked out if i did. She's Indian. MLID

#24193

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Sep 13, 2009 03:24 PM - Random - by bravesfanatique (woman)

Yesterday, My parents said how open they were as Indian Parents and started giving me the sex talk. The discussion ended up being "stay away from boys. U get close to them, kiss them and get an STD." MLID.

#24935

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Sep 17, 2009 05:57 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by DesiiMasallaaa : (woman)

Today, my parents and I were watching T.V. An ad popped up for erectile disfunction and my parents quickly proceeded to change the channel. The remote stopped working so they tried to cough really loud to drown out the sound of the ad. MLID

#6374

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Jul 3, 2009 02:35 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by DesiGrl (woman)

Today, I was typing Bhangra on my itouch, and when I had only typed "Bha," Bhangra automatically popped up. I'm glad to know that my itouch knows what's important. MLID

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Feb 8, 589 12:52 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by starbeautylove (woman)

TOday, my mom saw chai tea written on the menu at Starbucks and started going on and on and on about how far ahead India had gotten in the world. She does this everytime she sees it written anywhere.MLID

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Sep 22, 2009 09:54 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Wats sup (woman)

There's this bitchy girl in my class named Sara Lund. I can't help but chuckle every time i hear her last name. MLID

#24994

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Sep 17, 2009 09:28 PM - Cheapness - by Malita (woman)

Today I saw that PSYCH is going to do a Bollywood Themed episode next week and they even changed up their opening credits to a partially Bollywood styled song. I don't have to tell you how excited I got or how much I love this show now. MLID

#23928

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Sep 12, 2009 11:43 AM - Random - by bhindination (man)

Today, we were shopping for souvenirs in Montana, there was a gag shirt that read "I like it on top...Rocky Mountains" Not only did my dad read the shirt out loud in his fobby accent (totally clueless), but then proceeded to ask my why I didn't want to buy that shirt. MLID

#16816

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Aug 8, 2009 11:13 AM - Dads/Uncles - by Omg (woman)

Today, my little cousin came to me for help about her family tree assignment. Her parents are 1st cousins. Can't wait to see how her white teacher reacts to that one. MLID.

#5266

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Feb 8, 5599 12:46 PM - Random - by tamil85 (woman)

Today, at an indian program, I needed something from these ladies. I tried every possible way to get their attention, Hey, Excuse me, You, Uhh, etc. Exhausted, I finally resolved to try "aunty". it worked. MLID

#24239

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Sep 13, 2009 07:15 PM - Moms/Aunties - by lovebeingindian. (woman)

Today, I waited 4 hours at the airport after my flight while my mom was being interrogated. She had brought a 'lota' on to the plane and waved it around the plane to dry it so she could store it again. The flight marshall thought it was a liquid-based bomb. MLID

#16464

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Feb 8, 950 12:50 PM - Moms/Aunties - by zidu (man)

Today, my dad called home and hung up before anybody picked up. My mom immediately called back. My dad has free incomnig calls, he's been doing this for 3 years. MLID

#26497

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Sep 26, 2009 03:01 PM - Cheapness - by SalmanMiah (man)

Today, my dad picked me up from school wearing nothing but a bunyan and a lungi. MLID

#5505

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Feb 8, 4212 12:46 PM - Dads/Uncles - by laadlabeta (man)

The first time my parents meet each other was on the day of their wedding. MLID

#5299

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Feb 8, 1009 12:46 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Goldkid (man)

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