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Name : Raj
City/Country : United States
Birthday : May 14, 1987
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Today I went to one of those Taco Bells that give you the sauce from behind the counter. I asked for only 3 sauces. The black guy looked at me skeptically and said "Usually you people hoard them." MLID

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Jun 17, 2009 07:32 PM - Random - by coconut (woman)

Today I met a guy, he asked me my religion. I said Jain, he said " Me Tarzan" and beat his chest. I threw my drink on him and walked away. MLID

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Jun 18, 2009 05:59 PM - Random - by hati (woman)

Today, a girl came up to me and said "Why don't you go and F*ck Off then!?" I calmly replied , "You Go." MLID.

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Jun 17, 2009 11:34 PM - Random - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, my mom and I went to toys'r'us to buy pacifiers for my baby cousin... My mom asked the employee "Excuse me sir, Where are your 'nipples'?" MLID.

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Feb 8, 7264 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by BrownsuGar (woman)

Today I found out that my mom thought a "boner" was something to do with dinosaur fossils.......MLID

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Feb 8, 4256 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by yournotsotypicalabcd (woman)

Today, we were looking at houses and my dad found one he liked. He wanted to ask the female agent if he could stay in touch with her. Instead, he said "You mind if I touch you." The ladies face turned red, my uncles and cousins were laughing, and my dad still didn't get what he said wrong. MLID

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Jun 18, 2009 11:08 AM - Dads/Uncles - by DrDeep93 (man)

Today, my cousins and i went to taco bell. I ordered a medium drink, my cousin called me a bhenchod for wasting money on a medium when there were free refills.MLID

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Jun 17, 2009 07:05 PM - Cheapness - by njsdesipunk (man)

My family added a receiver with my neighbors southasia package for dish network so we can split the bill in half. MLID!

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Feb 8, 4817 12:45 PM - Cheapness - by dish network (man)

After leaving someone's house, my family talks crap about them. MLID.

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Jun 26, 2009 02:33 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chicago chick (woman)

Today, my mom asked me if I completed 15 and was running on 16, or completed 16 and was running on 17. When I proceeded to say that I'm 16 years old, she restated the question. I still don't know the difference between completing years and being a certain age. MLID

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Feb 8, 9954 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desigurl (woman)

Today, I was at the mall and some nasty greasy desi guys were staring at me and my friends. In an attempt to hit on me, one of them said, "Damn girl, you are hotter than garaam garaam chai!" I slapped him with my purse and walked away. MLID

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Jul 3, 2009 05:54 PM - Random - by 2cool4u (woman)

My friends made fun of a guy working at 7 eleven,I laughed. Later,they showed me a picture. It was my uncle. MLID.

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Jun 24, 2009 10:02 PM - Random - by lali545 (man)

Today, I was in line with my mom to get my license renewed at DPS. There was a lady in front of us wearing very tight white pants. My mom noticed and said, "Where are her chuddies? Oh, she has triangle chuddy." She was wearing a thong. MLID.

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Jul 3, 2009 11:21 PM - Moms/Aunties - by FussClassFob (woman)

Even when Im with my nondesi friends I catch myself clapping after hearing things that are funny. MLID

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Jul 6, 2009 08:34 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by desigirlll (woman)

Today, my parents said they found a potential girl for me to marry. When she came to the house, it turned out to be the hideous girl my friends and i would laugh at on shaadi.com. MLID

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Jun 18, 2009 12:06 PM - Random - by batsoorat (man)

Today, some of my mom's Auntie friends were over for lunch. I was drinking a vitamin water. An auntie asked me "what is this Witamin Vater"? MLID

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Jun 18, 2009 03:15 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desidiva (woman)

Today, i realized when my mother was watching and blasting her Indian soap operas that i know all the words to the theme songs. I also realized i find myself singing them in my spare time. MLID.

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Feb 8, 8144 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by dogsarecool (woman)

Today, my friend wanted to go through my iPod, but I was very hesitant to hand it over to him because most of my songs are desi. Embarrassed, I've spent the last 3 hrs compiling white people songs to add just incase I'm put in this situation again. MLID.

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Jun 25, 2009 05:03 PM - Random - by FussClassFob (woman)

Today, i opened graduation gifts and saved the tissue paper and bags to be reused because i knew my mom would be mad if i threw them away. MLID

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Jun 29, 2009 11:55 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Sonu (woman)

Today my dada got into a fight with his physical therapist because he thinks shes dumb & she thinks he has memory probs, we are gujarati. The therapist's name u ask?? Kim Cho. So dada kept asking "Vat is your name" and she kept replying "Kim Cho" as he thought she was saying "Kem Cho" repeatingly. MLID

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Jun 18, 2009 02:25 AM - Random - by getmet (man)

Today, I went to an Indian restaurant. At the buffet I passed by the dessert table and saw that for the english translation for gulab jambus, the waiters had put down honey balls. MLID.

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Jun 17, 2009 05:36 PM - Random - by divya2008 (woman)

My mom found out I had a crush on a guy after she 'accidentally stumbled' upon my diary. She told me it was disgusting and got really angry at me. In the process of yelling, she screamed 'liking a man who will not be your husband is like losing your virginity! You aren't a virgin anymore!" MLID.

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Feb 8, 6328 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by ArkChick (woman)

Today i went to the gym and saw an aunty walking on the treadmill wearing a kurti, bangels, earings,sweatpants and chapels. she was also talking on her cellphone very loudly in hindi.MLID.

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Jun 25, 2009 08:23 PM - Moms/Aunties - by brownie235 (woman)

Today i realized, i have spotted atleast 80% of desi aunties take their wedgies out before they get up off their seats...MLID

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Jul 5, 2009 07:32 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desidrama (woman)

Today, I was explaining to my boyfriend that a "coconut" is someone who is brown on the outside and white on the inside. He piped up and said, "and hairy, too!" MLID.

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Jun 25, 2009 04:36 PM - Random - by Reenie (woman)

Today, I got my first car. My dad gave it to me and said, "Beta, take care of my Mercedeees." It's '90 Toyota Corolla . It has no air conditioning and the brake screeches like a girl in a scary movie. MLID

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Jun 17, 2009 07:56 PM - Cheapness - by abhay1120 (man)

Today, I realize that desi parents randomly throw in the word "THE" any where in any sentence in any order and in front of any word/name/thing. MLID

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Aug 19, 2009 10:52 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by fullydesi (man)

Last week my uncle got pissed off at a guy who cut him off while he was driving. My uncle rolled down the window and shouted at the guy - "Why don't you look where you're going, you piece of ass!". MLID.

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Jun 29, 2009 08:39 PM - Dads/Uncles - by desinumber1 (man)

Today, some kids at school asked If i spoke "Indian". I responded, "Yeah, do you speak bhenchode?". MLID

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Jun 18, 2009 06:59 PM - Random - by inge (man)

our GPS was "misbehaving" on a raod trip and my aunt yelled, "BATAMEEZ AURUTH!!" MLID.

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Jun 26, 2009 10:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by brownawesomeness28 (woman)

Today, I showed my mother the Mom/Aunties section of MyLifeIsDesi, and she was happy to know she wasn't the only one who stole taco bell sauce. MLID

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Jun 16, 2009 03:26 PM - Moms/Aunties - by anonymous (woman)

To this day, my mom's angry face scares me like nothing else. all she has to do is bite her lower lip, glare her eyes, and raise her hand in thappar mode and i cower in fear. i am 24. MLID.

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Feb 8, 3864 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by teedee (woman)

Today i was in the passenger seat while my dad was driving. He suddenly slammed the breaks because a woman decided to j-walk across the road. My dad then rolls down the window and yells "BEACH!" It took me a few seconds to realize that he meant "bitch." MLID

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Feb 8, 5176 12:45 PM - Dads/Uncles - by mujju (man)

Today, I made myself a burrito. I was putting it on my plate when my grandma asks, "Do you want masala on that?" I say no. She gets furious and says, "Garn tari, kay katha ni avre!" MLID

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Jun 21, 2009 06:51 PM - Moms/Aunties - by gujuangelgrl4eva (woman)

Today, my mom had the sex talk with me without even saying the word. MLID.

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Feb 8, 9739 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by sheeen (woman)

I can relate to everything in this video.

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Aug 18, 2009 09:03 PM - Videos - by lalalala (man)

Today, I got yelled at for wanting to donate blood. MLID.

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Jul 6, 2009 07:05 PM - Random - by Sham (man)

Today, Telemarketers called my house and my mom picked trying to outsmart them by saying "Please call back later, my parents aren't home right now (Indian Accent)"

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Feb 8, 6957 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (woman)

Today I was returning to my college for summer classes. My mom's parting words were "beta, its summer, all the gora girls are gonna be walking around with no clothes on. You keep your eyes straight on the books and if you see one, look up, remember my face and say "hare ram" three times." MLID

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Jun 17, 2009 02:55 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by yaren (man)

Today, my brother told my mom he was hungry and wanted to eat cookies. My mom replied, "Oh yea? I'll give you something. One thappad. Sala mota don't TOUCH the cookies!". MLID.

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Feb 8, 6608 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today while I was taking a number 2 in the bathroom, I kept on singing in a ghazal voice "tutti ayi hai ayi hai tutti ayi hai." MLID

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Jul 7, 2009 11:21 AM - Random - by tuttimaster (man)

Today i overheard my dad spelling something over the phone "E for egg. X for Christmas..." MLID

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Feb 8, 9520 12:46 PM - Cheapness - by can't spell (woman)

Today, my 7-year-old cousin and I proceeded to translate and sing Lil Wayne's "A Milli" in Hindi. This is the same cousin whose dad sings Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot" as "Shake It Like a Dog." MLID.

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Feb 8, 68 12:45 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by HashBrown (man)

Today I was alone in the elevator at work and farted 3 times in a row. Then the elevator stopped on a floor and 5 of my co-workers came on. They all turned to me and said, "Hey Raj---you using a new cologne? Smells better than usual!" MLID

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Jun 18, 2009 03:04 PM - Random - by RajjyRajRaj (man)

Today, on a tour bus in italy, an old lady in front of me reclined her chair all the way back, so i had barely any room. In hindi, i told my mom that she was fat and really annoying. After getting off, the lady introduced hrself, and told us she lived in india for 5 yrs & spoke fluent hindi. MLID

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Feb 8, 8070 12:45 PM - Random - by DesiGirl16 (woman)

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