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......im just a normal punjabi gurl.....and a lil desi ;) koi na koi na jatt ah! so ya i am jatt and hecka proud ;) and theres a reason i dont have a last name...dont facebook me or stuff....thats jus plain awkward


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Today, I came to the conclusion that every indian guy thinks he can hoop, but none of them ever make the school basketball team. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (1053) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (122)

Dec 13, 2009 08:04 PM - Random - by Showtime231_STL (man)

 

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Today, I had an argument with my mom over letting me go to india in the summer. She refuses to send me to india unless i promise to wear full sleeves, no skirts/capris/shorts and absolutly no make up, im also not allowed to leave the house without my mamaji. Why? She thinks ill get raped. MLID

#30547
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Oct 19, 2009 02:32 AM - Moms/Aunties - by boredkuri (woman)

 

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Today I found out that my mom thought a "boner" was something to do with dinosaur fossils.......MLID

#9649
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Feb 8, 4256 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by yournotsotypicalabcd (woman)

 

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Today, I remembered back in 8th grade telling my friends how my dad had "sugar" and they all looked at me werid..I realized in 9th grade biology it's actually called diabetes..not sugar.. MILD

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Aug 26, 2009 07:42 AM - Random - by alooparata (woman)

 

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Today my uncle was annoyed with his son who was bothering his little sister. He said, "Beta! Don't bother your sister. Go to your room and play with yourself". MLID

#4974
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Jun 29, 2009 08:37 PM - Dads/Uncles - by desinumber1 (man)

 

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My parents never wanted to pay money for halloween costumes, so for five straight years, I wore a lehenga choli and was an "Indian princess" for halloween. MLID

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Jun 17, 2009 12:07 PM - Random - by wannabefob (woman)

 

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Today, i went to Six Flags for the halloween thing. I tried not to act scared, but the ghost surprised me. The first thing that came out of my mouth was "SAALA BENCHOD!" MLID

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Oct 11, 2009 06:13 AM - Random - by boredkuri (woman)

 

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Today my dad was talking to me about why I am not allowed to talk to larkay. He said, in urdu, "you know how people say 'zamana badalgaya hai'. Baqwas. Kuch nahin badla". MLID

#12035
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Jul 22, 2009 12:48 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by pakola (woman)

 

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I still think that my first meeting with my future husband is gonna consist of him catching me from falling and my dupatta landing on his face. MLID

#11893
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Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM - Random - by motowndesi (woman)

 

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Today, at work, some gora co-workers who are kinda racist starting getting on my case. They asked mockingly ' Do you people have washing machines in pakistan ?'. I replied 'No, I get my servants to wash my clothes.' MLID

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Jul 21, 2009 01:24 PM - Random - by frylock (man)

 

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Today, I was taking a shower and i was expecting my gf's call. While in the shower i heard my phone ring and my dad answered. The first thing she said, BAby i missed you, cme to my place asap nbdy's home. My dad knocked and said "Beta Tu bahir nikal" i didnt cme out for two hours. MLID

#7815
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Jul 8, 2009 01:21 AM - Dads/Uncles - by PUnjarorpathan (man)

 

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Today I met a guy, he asked me my religion. I said Jain, he said " Me Tarzan" and beat his chest. I threw my drink on him and walked away. MLID

#838
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Jun 18, 2009 05:59 PM - Random - by hati (woman)

 

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Today my dad was telling me that his old friend "Fakkar" was coming to our house. Without thinking, I bursted out laughing. My mom then said "What is so funny about your father's Fakkar friend?" I laughed even more hysterically. Made my day. MLID.

#20625
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Aug 26, 2009 04:03 PM - Dads/Uncles - by MyLifeIsDesi (man)

 

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Today my parents told me I should be looking at girls for marriage. They said I should choose couple women in case the first ones don't work out. My dad yells from the other room, "Ya, like varranty...just dont break the seal".

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Feb 8, 962 12:49 PM - Rishtas - by Brownman (man)

 

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Today I was returning to my college for summer classes. My mom's parting words were "beta, its summer, all the gora girls are gonna be walking around with no clothes on. You keep your eyes straight on the books and if you see one, look up, remember my face and say "hare ram" three times." MLID

#477
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Jun 17, 2009 02:55 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by yaren (man)

 

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Today, as I pulled up into my driveway, I noticed a horrible stench coming from my house and I could hear the smoke alarm blaring. Turns out, my mom was cooking. MLID.

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Jun 15, 2009 01:49 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by crispeebrownboi (man)

 

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Today, my friend described some guy as muscular. I Immediately responded with "hai muscular, hai popular, spectacular, he's a bachelor, he's a bachelor, but pappu can't dance sala." MLID

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Jun 17, 2009 01:07 AM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

 

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