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Name : Chai Rusk
City/Country : Somewhere Over The Rainbow, United States
Birthday : Jun 12, 1994
Gender : Female
Profile Views : 3355
Number of comments : 29
Number of stories : 11

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Namaste my lovely indians! There's not much to know about me; I'm just your average indian teenager. I eat curry every day, and am completey in love with Jay Sean. I'm a Mallu and im proud!!! (Mohanlal fans....u r the best!!!) Even though Malayalam movies are SUPER DRAMATIC, they are still pretty good. Shahrukh Khan will live on FOREVER!!! Along with John Abraham ;) I have a huge extended family, and thousands of aunties and uncles whom I'm not even related to. Of course, I forget their names, but it's not like anyone else remembers them!!! I find just smiling, nodding, and adding aunty and uncle can get me through a conversation. Well, my chai is getting cold, and the rusk is calling. Okaaaaaaaay bye! Got a facebook? add me: Shilpa Stanley or facebook.com/always.yours.shilpa

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My grandma was watching the Pussycat dolls music video wiht me and they were shaking thier asses. She told me to excercise like that and I'd be as thin as them. MLID

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Sep 1, 2009 05:54 PM - Moms/Aunties - by cunadahdesigirl (woman)

Whenever I get dressed up a little, my mom says, "oh hero bungyay!" MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (669) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (20)

Dec 17, 2009 08:44 PM - Moms/Aunties - by SSK6161 (man)

Today, I realized I never need new jeans because my mom always makes me get them 2 sizes too big. Then she thinks I'm being a ghunda whenever my pants hang below my waste. MLID.

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Feb 8, 1149 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by topdog (man)

Today , i was asked by the aiport officals if i had my green card. jokingly i replied no i lost it playing uno. i was directly sent to the interagation room. apperantly ppl cant take jokes. MLID

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Feb 8, 6519 12:52 PM - Random - by woahbabee (woman)

Today, we were coming back from school when my mom told my sister: "Go up stairs, change into something comfortable, and come downstairs to do it." I replied with "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and my mom said, "Who? Who said that?". MLID

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Jan 27, 2010 06:32 PM - Moms/Aunties - by chaiandrusk (woman)

Today my friend from Rutgers wore this shirt that said "I'm going to be the doctor your parents want you to marry." It was probably the greatest shirt I've ever seen. MLID

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Feb 8, 344 12:59 PM - Academics - by dhichanhouse (man)

Today, I was talking to a gori friend of mine about how I thought I failed a physics test. She looked at me for a second and then quite seriously asked "An Indian fail, or legit fail?" MLID.

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Feb 8, 8398 12:59 PM - Academics - by bharglee (woman)

Today, a cute desi boy bumped into me at the grocery store. He said "excuse me" and, thinking this could be my big bollywood meeting with the guy of my dreams, I said "mention not." He gave me a weird look and walked away. MLID

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Aug 12, 2009 02:50 PM - Random - by bollywood istarrr (woman)

Today, this random desi guy came up to me at the mall and said "Hey gorgeous, how much spices did your mom eat because your sizzling hot!!!" My first thought was to slap him then my second thought was to post this on mlid. MLID

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Dec 12, 2009 04:01 PM - Random - by ishbabe427 (woman)

Today (or last night) I went with my family to garba. Lucky me --- while spinning in my extricate lahenga, one of my bangles got caught to a guy's kurta. It was the most romantic moment of my life when he smiled at me, and held my wrist, taking the bangle off his kurta. MLID.

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Feb 8, 8797 12:53 PM - Random - by ILoveMyIndiaa (woman)

Today, my friend told me a joke: How do peas talk? they mutter :) MLID

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Oct 7, 2009 12:00 PM - Random - by TUTUTUT (woman)

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Sep 19, 2009 04:04 AM - Videos - by navid170 (man)

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Today, my mom told my eye doctor to hurry up my appointment. When we were in the car, I asked why she was in such a hurry. She was going to Macy's and her coupons were expiring in half an hour. She drove faster than she ever has. MLID

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Feb 8, 5566 12:45 PM - Cheapness - by Desiboy (man)

Today, I realized that Russell Peters has achieved hero status among indian teenagers. Indian parents seem to hate him, because he mocks everything they do, and is usually right about it. MLID.

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Jul 28, 2009 11:03 PM - Random - by desicomedy (woman)

I still think that my first meeting with my future husband is gonna consist of him catching me from falling and my dupatta landing on his face. MLID

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Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM - Random - by motowndesi (woman)

Today, I realized that desis idolize john abraham the way white girls idolize zac efron. MLID

#8982

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Feb 8, 1306 12:47 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by ashveryasheth (woman)

Today, my mom asked me if dating is another way of saying having sex. MLID.

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Jul 15, 2009 05:14 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Jain (man)

Today I realized that I get more facebook friend requests from random Paki men then I do from people I actually know. MLID

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Jul 28, 2009 04:11 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, whilst driving back from a family mehndi the song Birthday Sex came on. Me and my cousin instantly recognised the intro and gave each other the most horrific looks. We then proceeded to laugh hysterically at each other until it was over. We drowned out the song. Mission accomplished. MLID

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Aug 7, 2009 06:28 AM - Random - by awkwardbeans (woman)

Today, my friend told me a joke. "what do you call a French prostitute living in Pakistan? La hore. MLID

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Oct 7, 2009 05:28 PM - Random - by thedesi (man)

My favorite game to play at SFO International is "Count the Desis." The only problem is that I always loose count before we even enter the airport. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (307) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (24)

Dec 11, 2009 01:13 AM - Random - by chaiandrusk (woman)

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Sep 24, 2009 03:46 PM - Videos - by DV (woman)

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Today, I realized that I never really get to "sleep over" at my friend's house. My mom and dad drop me off before dinner, I have dinner there, watch a movie there, go back home, sleep, wake up, and go back to my friend's house for breakfast. MLID

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Dec 3, 2009 01:06 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaiandrusk (woman)

I used the story line of Kal Ho Na Ho as my shortstory project for English. I got 100%. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (615) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (17)

Sep 5, 2009 05:17 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by cunadahdesigirl (woman)

Today, while I was doing my history homework, I meant to write down Abraham Lincoln but I caught myself writing John Abraham.....MLID

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Oct 6, 2009 09:30 PM - Academics - by brownandproud04 (man)

Today, I realized my parents blame the bad things that happen in my life on my listening to rap music. MLID

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Feb 8, 1625 12:46 PM - Random - by Paki24 (man)

Today, my mom was telling me about a distant relative who got an arranged marriage and got divorced the next day. I asked her if he was ugly and she replied with "noooo! he was a dentist." MLID

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Nov 30, 2009 03:37 PM - Moms/Aunties - by shivaniiii893 (woman)

Today, my little cousin was playing with his gora friend. They were playing with toy guns. His gora friend yelled "Bang! Bang!" while shooting his gun. My cousin yelled "Dishum! Dishum!" MLID

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Jan 23, 2010 05:01 PM - Random - by desigirl (woman)

Today, we had Dress-as-a-Celebrity day in school. My only two options were the girl from Bend It Like Beckham, or the girl from Slumdog Millionaire. MLID

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Oct 7, 2009 04:30 PM - Random - by crzychk202 (woman)

Today, I imagined life without B4U, pirated DVD's, desi gallis, tilda rice, gulab jamuns, and Jay Sean. Life would just suck. MLID.

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Feb 8, 9465 12:49 PM - Random - by desi_by_nature (woman)

Today, I was talking with my god-sister in India on Facebook. We were chatting for a bit, then she asked me, "ur father is cumming rite?" MLID

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Feb 8, 1058 12:59 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaiandrusk (woman)

Today, my friend called me over to her house to fix her computer. MLID

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Feb 2, 2010 03:02 AM - Random - by chaiandrusk (woman)

Today, the creators of MLID came across this video and wanted to give props to the little superstar!

His LID

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Aug 18, 2009 05:05 PM - Videos - by MyLifeIsDesi Admin (man)

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I can relate to everything in this video.

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Aug 18, 2009 09:03 PM - Videos - by lalalala (man)

Today, I was looking up funny little sayings online. All these white people write about how they get freaked out when the toaster pops, then I realized that desis get freaked out when the pressure cooker goes off. MLID

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Dec 18, 2009 02:04 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaiandrusk (woman)

Today, I went to the carnival in my town and the clown there makes rude remarks to everyone to get them to play this one game. As soon as i walk by he goes, "Hey, slumdog millionaire! Wanna play?" MLID

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Feb 8, 3736 12:45 PM - Random - by clowns suck (woman)

Enough

said. MLID

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Aug 18, 2009 06:49 PM - Videos - by gujju_girl (woman)

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For the past couple of weeks, every time I turned on the radio, Down was playing. Every time I turned on the TV for music videos, Down was on. As soon as I sign into YM, Down is the song playing on the station. I feel that this is a sign that Jay Sean and I are meant to be together. MLID

#28253

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Oct 6, 2009 02:22 AM - Rishtas - by chaiandrusk (woman)

Bollywood is truly global.

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Feb 8, 7485 12:52 PM - Videos - by Desiqueen (woman)

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Today, I met the guy who is responsible for creating the Patel Brothers franchise. I feel accomplished, now that I have met a celebrity. MLID

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Apr 11, 2010 03:15 AM - Random - by chaiandrusk (woman)

Today while I was taking a number 2 in the bathroom, I kept on singing in a ghazal voice "tutti ayi hai ayi hai tutti ayi hai." MLID

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Jul 7, 2009 11:21 AM - Random - by tuttimaster (man)

Today I saw four guys on moterbikes ahead of me. Immediately I started humming the dhoom theme song in my head. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (471) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Jul 26, 2009 09:05 PM - Random - by forallyouknow (woman)

Today, I realized that there is nothing more painstaking than watching a desi family order at a drive-thru. MLID

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Apr 4, 2010 03:19 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaiandrusk (woman)

Today, I was on sparknotes, and saw and add for Bing.com. The first thing that popped up on the screen was a guy with a red dot on his forehead. I was excited, because I thought it was going to be something about India, when it was really about popping a zit. MLID

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Feb 8, 2264 12:52 PM - Random - by chaiandrusk (woman)

When ever a guy even looks at my younger sister, I clentch my fists and Gabbar Singh's intro song from Sholay plays in my head. MLID

#13610

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Jul 27, 2009 02:02 PM - Random - by badwal (man)

Today, I realized I have not once met a desi who can pronounce 'comfortable' correctly. MLID

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Nov 30, 2009 07:11 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by tashiji (woman)

for my parents ordering in a drive thru window is like taking the act/sat. MLID

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Feb 8, 5185 12:49 PM - Random - by Showtime231_STL (man)

Today, my mom, sister and I were watching music videos. A music video for I'm In Miami Trick by LMFAO came on, and my mom immediately grabbed the newspaper and covered the TV screen as soon as she saw a girl wearing a bikini. MLID

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Sep 24, 2009 07:54 PM - Moms/Aunties - by chaiandrusk (woman)

Today, my friend described some guy as muscular. I Immediately responded with "hai muscular, hai popular, spectacular, he's a bachelor, he's a bachelor, but pappu can't dance sala." MLID

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Jun 17, 2009 01:07 AM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today my dad was watching tv and a black guy comes up. He immideatly says " There goes Kobe Bryant" MLID

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Jul 14, 2009 10:57 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Bill (man)

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