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Name : Usama Muhammad
City/Country : Chicago, United States
Birthday : Aug 5, 1992
Gender : Male
Profile Views : 8005
Number of comments : 278
Number of stories : 9

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I attend Loyola University Chicago. I'm a model at American Eagle. hit me up. www.formspring.com/usamarsalan or add me on Facebook, its on super private though.

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The other day, I walked into a desi grocery store to pick up some stuff, and near some smaller packaged items, i noticed a little handwritten note taped to the display saying: 'Please do not open packages, Allah is watching.' MLID

#41274

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Wah! You are a true desi (401) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (26)

Dec 22, 2009 02:25 PM - Random - by boredg (man)

Today, I came to the conclusion that every indian guy thinks he can hoop, but none of them ever make the school basketball team. MLID

#39771

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Wah! You are a true desi (1053) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (122)

Dec 13, 2009 08:04 PM - Random - by Showtime231_STL (man)

Today, I noticed that some desis wear the same clothes two days in a row, and they are pretty much okay with it. MLID

#40116

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (513) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (85)

Dec 15, 2009 07:12 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by usama (man)

Today, I was playing Call of Duty online and some kid killed me and he had gamertag with the name punjab and i checked his bio at the end of the game and he was from pakistan. I added him. MLID

#38914

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Wah! You are a true desi (369) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (41)

Dec 9, 2009 06:24 PM - Random - by Desi (man)

Today, I thought it would be cool for mlid to have a messaging feature or a chat forum type of thing for its users. Comment if you agree. MLID

#40122

57 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (406) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (138)

Dec 15, 2009 07:26 PM - Random - by ishbabe427 (woman)

Today, one of the desi kids in my school came and asked me where I was from. I told him I was from Sri Lanka and he was in total shock and I asked him why. He said that I was the lightest Sri Lankan he has ever seen in his life. MLID

#39935

27 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (411) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (54)

Dec 14, 2009 07:23 PM - Random - by usama (man)

Whenever i go to a non desi persons house, i never know if i should take off my shoes at the door or not. MLID

#41529

11 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (860) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (45)

Dec 23, 2009 09:41 PM - Random - by jay_sean's_girl (woman)

Today I made chai 8 times, for the same 2 people- my parents. MLID.

#40234

30 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (609) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Dec 16, 2009 10:06 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by zuzu (woman)

Today, I was taking a friend and his sister home from school and while I was driving I made a quick brake and nearly hit the car in front of me. I heard his sister in the back saying "OMA". I was totally confused what she meant by that but later that day I found out it means: "Oh My Allah". MLID

#41512

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (269) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (69)

Dec 23, 2009 08:24 PM - Random - by usama (man)

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