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Today, a girl came up to me and said "Why don't you go and F*ck Off then!?" I calmly replied , "You Go." MLID.

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Jun 17, 2009 11:34 PM - Random - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, I went to a dollar store to buy clothes MLID.

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Jun 17, 2009 10:41 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, I made biryani for the first time. A typical response from the aunties: "Biryani banaye? Arey wah, shabaash! Chalo, ab iski shaadi kardo." MLID

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Aug 30, 2009 07:16 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Biryani=Shaadi (woman)

Today, in my dorm lobby, I saw some white boys singing Daler Mehndi's Tunak Tunak Tun song and dancing to it. I felt so proud. MLID.

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Sep 13, 2009 01:31 PM - Random - by phobnumbervone (woman)

Today, I remembered back in 8th grade telling my friends how my dad had "sugar" and they all looked at me werid..I realized in 9th grade biology it's actually called diabetes..not sugar.. MILD

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Aug 26, 2009 07:42 AM - Random - by alooparata (woman)

Today, I got in a fight with a white girl, when she called me a jerk, I called her a Kamini. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:44 AM - Random - by Prateek (man)

Today i realized that whenever indians wash there hands they dont use a paper towel to wipe it they just wave it around like crazy and than wipe it down on there clothes MLID

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Feb 8, 952 12:51 PM - Random - by desipuri123 (man)

In gym I walked into the gym lockers and saw everyone with a nylon string bag. I looked down at my bag... It was a patel brothers cash and carry bag. MLID

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Sep 13, 2009 07:21 PM - Random - by ramborishi (man)

Yesterday, my dad told my sister i wear "the box chaddi". He meant to say boxers. MLID

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Aug 30, 2009 09:19 AM - Dads/Uncles - by Haha oh desis (man)

Today I tried on my leather jacket that I bought while in India. While buying the jacket, my aunties told me to get it a size bigger so that I could grow into it. After a couple seconds looking in the mirror, I realized that I am 6'3, 200 lbs and 19 years old. I think I'm done growing. MLID

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Aug 25, 2009 06:50 PM - Random - by currybear (man)

Today during a heavy rain storm, my dad went outside and took a shower in the middle of the street. Later, he said "When I was your age, this is how we used to shower." It only rained there once a year. MLID

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Aug 11, 2009 04:45 PM - Dads/Uncles - by farizzle (man)

Today, at my cousin's wedding, we were all dancing. My cousin accidentally punched me in the face while doing bhangra enthusiastically. He didn't apologize. MLID.

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Aug 30, 2009 02:21 AM - Random - by browniejee (woman)

Today, I was talking on the phone with my mom in Urdu. Suddenly, a group of girls walk by and I started speaking in English. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:45 AM - Random - by jaffy taffy (man)

Today, I realized the extent of our household desi-ness when I used the pepper shaker and out came Chaat masala. MLID

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Aug 25, 2009 11:46 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Chatpatta (woman)

Today my uncle from india picked me up from school on his way home from work...in his cab...and all of my friends were standing outside so I just told them that my parents sent a cab driver to pick me up because they're at work. MLID

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Aug 14, 2009 12:36 PM - Dads/Uncles - by kb (woman)

Today, I remembered that when I was in first grade, a random non-desi girl started talking to me in the bathroom. She said "Do you do doodoo?" and I thought she meant milk and replied "Yes, I drink doodoo". MLID.

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Feb 8, 8393 12:50 PM - Random - by desigirls (woman)

Today I showed my white co-workers a picture of my newest girlfriend. They are very impressed. I still haven't told them it's a picture of Aishwarya Rai.

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Aug 26, 2009 03:00 PM - Random - by MyLIFEisDesi (man)

Today I was out running on the track with my ipod on. After running a mile, I felt really tired and was about to stop. My ipod then shuffled to "Chale Chalo" from Lagaan. I suddenly felt like running another 2 laps. MLID

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Aug 23, 2009 01:06 PM - Random - by desigurl88 (woman)

Today we had relatives over. As they left we followed them 10 feet to the driveway and proceeded to wave goodbye to them until their car turned off the street. My parents said that it was hospitality. MLID

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Feb 8, 8395 12:50 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by hahasaha (woman)

Today I my mom requested me on facebook. I accepted. I had a conversation with a girl on facebook. She asked if I wanted to hang out with her. I was going to say yes but ,y mom butts in and says "Sorry, he has to focus on his studies right now." MLID.

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Aug 30, 2009 11:23 AM - Moms/Aunties - by Saj (man)

Today, I watched my mom floss her teeth immediately after eating. I was wondering where in the kitchen she had found dental floss, until I realized that the thread she was using to floss her teeth with had come from her dupatta. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (393) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Aug 30, 2009 05:52 AM - Moms/Aunties - by chiru (woman)

Today, I googled "hottest guy in the world" and in images, John Abraham came up as the 7th picture. I was proud. MLID

#20477

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Wah! You are a true desi (301) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Aug 25, 2009 09:07 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I had to tell my parents that my friend's boyfriend is her cousin, so they wouldn't think she's a bad person for being 18 and having a boyfriend. MLID.

#24174

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Sep 13, 2009 01:33 PM - Random - by phobnumbervone (woman)

Whenever my mom comes in the room i pretend to be doing homework so she doesn't make me do kaam. MLID

#24172

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Sep 13, 2009 01:21 PM - Moms/Aunties - by amsodope (woman)

Today, I walked into the washroom and the lotta was full. I felt like I won the jackpot. MLID

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Aug 26, 2009 04:36 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by browntown (woman)

Today, some people came to our relatives home to see my cousin sister for marriage. After a few questions and answers, they asked my sister, "Kya aap ko chai banani aati hai?" ("Do you know how to make tea?"). She said no. They left. MLID

#20564

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Aug 26, 2009 06:23 AM - Random - by pakipakipaki (man)

Today, I realized I'm going to be studying MUCH MUCH harder than all the other freshmen students, because they don't have a first cousin their age in the exact same program, with the exact same schedule and professors. MLID

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Sep 13, 2009 03:08 PM - Academics - by pakipatriot (woman)

Today, I came home to find my sister crawling all over the floor on all fours. Turns out she was sweeping the floor. MLID.

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Jun 15, 2009 01:44 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, as I pulled up into my driveway, I noticed a horrible stench coming from my house and I could hear the smoke alarm blaring. Turns out, my mom was cooking. MLID.

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Jun 15, 2009 01:49 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by crispeebrownboi (man)

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