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Today, I was on campus and I had to take a dump. Not having a lota on me, I had to get a Dasani water bottle. I paid $2 to wash my own ass. MLID

#29578

42 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (779) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (110)

Feb 8, 9724 12:55 PM - Rishtas - by Salim rao (man)

Today, I was finally reading the sixth Harry Potter book. Out of instinct, I did Fatiha for Dumbledore when he died. MLID

#19867

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (418) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (35)

Aug 22, 2009 07:00 PM - Random - by ilovebariyani (woman)

Our family name is BUTT. Nothing was worse than attendance at school. MLID

#19547

8 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (423) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Aug 21, 2009 09:42 AM - Academics - by tenu-main... (woman)

Today, when I was with my white friends, they asked if I wanted anything to eat. Not feeling hungry i replied with 'click' noise and shook my head a little. They all stared. MLID

#21837

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (424) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (17)

Sep 2, 2009 03:31 AM - Random - by brownerthanyouxx (woman)

Today, I stopped at a Dunkin' Donuts in a town I'd never been to before for directions to the nearest desi grocery store. The uncle behind the counter gave me directions to the two nearest stores and even drew me a map. MLID

#29372

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Feb 8, 7022 12:55 PM - Random - by Manisha (woman)

Today, i decided to show my dad mlid. He readed some of the "naughty" posts and then proceeded to tell me that he was going to block this site because it qualified as porn. MLID.

#34231

7 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (472) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (30)

Nov 14, 2009 07:53 PM - Random - by brownchick3000 (woman)

Today I realized that the Indians living in other countries are more Desi than Indians living in India(like me). MLID

#37166

13 Comments

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Dec 2, 2009 10:51 AM - Random - by boo! (woman)

Today, I had a conversation with my friend over which company has better masala, Shan or National. MLID.

#29651

15 Comments

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Feb 8, 8281 12:55 PM - Random - by xtoastedskin (woman)

Today, my mother told me one of my cousins was having an affair. I asked her which one. Turns out, my unmarried cousin was talking to a guy at a party we recently we went to, and that qualifies as "having an affair". MLID.

#22168

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Wah! You are a true desi (404) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (8)

Sep 3, 2009 11:37 AM - Moms/Aunties - by samosaplease (woman)

Today, i found this and thought it was very cute & made me wish i had an older brother to protect me like heroines do in the bollywood movies , MLID

#20040

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Aug 23, 2009 05:46 PM - Videos - by xx_pakichick_xx (man)

Today I realized that I'm probably gonna live with my parents for the rest of their lives. I complain to my friends about it, but I secretly like it. MLID.

#21798

10 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (291) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (31)

Sep 2, 2009 12:00 AM - Random - by VisaMasterCard (man)

Today, I thought it would be cool for mlid to have a messaging feature or a chat forum type of thing for its users. Comment if you agree. MLID

#40122

57 Comments

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Dec 15, 2009 07:26 PM - Random - by ishbabe427 (woman)

Today, everyone is doing yard work in there shorts or sweat pants, my dad decides the pair of dress pants and dress shirt is okay to use for yard work. MLID

#34056

3 Comments

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Nov 13, 2009 06:33 PM - Dads/Uncles - by pakora (woman)

Today, I reminisced on how when I was little all my friends were given nicknames from their parents like "cupcake" and "sweetie" while I was called a "pakora". MLID.

#19707

3 Comments

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Aug 21, 2009 11:36 PM - Random - by iznotapakora (woman)

Today, I asked my mother to get me a sunblock from the pharmacy. She bought me Fair and Lovely instead. MLID.

#36086

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (539) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (7)

Nov 27, 2009 10:58 AM - Moms/Aunties - by desigirl0 (woman)

Today, my mom was telling me about a distant relative who got an arranged marriage and got divorced the next day. I asked her if he was ugly and she replied with "noooo! he was a dentist." MLID

#36782

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Nov 30, 2009 03:37 PM - Moms/Aunties - by shivaniiii893 (woman)

Today, my aunt told me that my cousin has to go to harvard or jail, i asked "why jail" shes said "not jail, JAIL" she meant yale.MLID.

#37410

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Dec 3, 2009 02:44 PM - Random - by desichick14 (woman)

Today, I went to the Sony Style store and was messing around on the new laptops. I secretly set all of the internet homepages to mylifeisdesi.com and walked away just as a desi guy walked to the laptop i was just using. We made eye contact and laughed. He wants to meet my parents. MLID.

#19653

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Wah! You are a true desi (440) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (10)

Aug 21, 2009 05:41 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today I thought the only party Desis could be on time to were Iftar parties. My family proved that wrong. MLID.

#20334

2 Comments

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Aug 25, 2009 09:47 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by Farzana (woman)

Today was my parent anniversary. When my dad brought home flowers, my mom hugged and kissed me and my sisters instead of him. MLID

#34627

3 Comments

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Feb 8, 9449 12:58 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desi101 (woman)

Today, I realized that my chacu is younger then me, and I have nieces and nephews who are 10 years older then me. MLID

#22029

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Wah! You are a true desi (440) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (15)

Sep 2, 2009 08:11 PM - Rishtas - by jskaldkgeajhklja (man)

today, i was driving my mother home, when a car cut us off. He then gave us the finger. my mom's response? she holds up 2 middle fingers and says (in a heavily indian accent) "oh ho, see here, i have TWO! what now?". MLID.

#19847

10 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (552) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (40)

Aug 22, 2009 04:13 PM - Moms/Aunties - by anonymous (woman)

Today, I realized that I have to tell my boss I need time off for Eid, but I don't know how to explain to him that I won't know what day it will be until I find the moon. MLID.

#19966

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (473) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (16)

Aug 23, 2009 10:32 AM - Random - by lllooollllzzzz (woman)

I realized that the only 50 first dates that I'm going to get is in ramadan. MLID

#20294

2 Comments

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Aug 25, 2009 12:04 AM - Random - by chickentikka (man)

Today, my mom saw me re-reading twilight. She then tells my dad that "look she is going to be reading the toilet saga again!" MLID

#35895

17 Comments

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Nov 26, 2009 02:44 PM - Random - by DesiGirl (woman)

Today, I was watching Indian TV with my mom and an ad for makemytrip.com came on that said "it takes an Indian to know that sometimes no means yes". I laughed...My mom had no idea why. MLID

#19941

10 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (252) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (26)

Aug 23, 2009 01:38 AM - Moms/Aunties - by jester (man)

Today, I had 0 profile views on this mlid account, then I put up a picture (that wasn't even of me, or any face- just some lips) and 10 minutes later i had 12 views.. MLID.

#23456

2 Comments

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Feb 8, 2204 12:52 PM - Random - by ohhh teri bhen nu (woman)

Today, we were having guests over. My mom told me to put the "nice" napkins on the table. What were the "nice" napkins? The white McDonald's ones instead of the brown Taco Bell ones. MLID

#35938

3 Comments

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Nov 26, 2009 05:15 PM - Cheapness - by sharaabi (man)

So, I have this Mexican doll and i decided to name it Jorge. When I showed my my mom i said, " hey mom, look its jorge!" She glared at me and yelled, "don't say things like that"! She had thought I said whore hai instead of jorge. MLID.

#30118

2 Comments

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Oct 16, 2009 09:40 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Sophie (woman)

Today, I asked someone in Pakistan for directions and they told me: "turn right at the panwala, go straight past the gully with the chaatwala, and then go left from the roundabout. Its the one next to the mitaiwala, where the tailor used to be. You can't miss it." MLID.

#21792

2 Comments

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Sep 1, 2009 11:30 PM - Random - by iluvchaat (woman)

Today, my dad was telling me about a bad dream he had last night. In it, a huge alien named Chandriga came and kidnapped him. The police were really fat and just sat and didn't do anything because the alien gave them biriyani. MLID.

#21803

3 Comments

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Sep 2, 2009 12:26 AM - Dads/Uncles - by desirocker101 (woman)

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw a young Desi guy making out with a white girl. Later on I saw him at the Masjid with his parents keeping his gaze at the ground the entire time. I can't stop laughing at his split personality. MLID.

#21949

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (372) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (9)

Sep 2, 2009 05:46 PM - Random - by MyLIFEIsDesi (woman)

Today, My dad bought a soda from our local indian store. After Iftar, I started drinking it, and it tasted really weird. Turns out it expired in July of 2008. I finally realize how cheap are desis can be. MLID.

#22050

3 Comments

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Sep 2, 2009 09:38 PM - Cheapness - by gotcurry789 (woman)

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