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Name : Kha Bar
City/Country : New York, United States
Birthday : Aug 20, 1930
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Today I was reading old MLIDs when I came across the one about a guy whose last name was Butt. He thinks he has it bad: My name is Asad Butt. Much worse than a happy butt.

#21468

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Aug 31, 2009 10:03 AM - Random - by buttocksdepression (man)

My parents named me Sukhdeep Singh. Everyone at school pronounces it "Suckdeep Singh". Being made fun of throughout my life, I asked my parents for an opinion. They asked me to use my middle name from now on. My middle name is Hardik. MLID

#32152

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Oct 30, 2009 10:25 AM - Moms/Aunties - by ballonmyhead (man)

My parents say I am not allowed to date until I'm married. MLID.

#1725

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Feb 8, 4648 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, my friend asked me if I wanted pizza or not. I responded with the famous figure 8 Indian nod for yes. MLID.

#5198

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Jun 30, 2009 08:34 AM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, I looked at one of my class rosters for the fall and noticed that there was another Indian person who was going to be in my class. I immediately felt the competition. I already don't like her. MLID

#12025

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Jul 22, 2009 12:16 PM - Academics - by desigirl52 (woman)

Nelly Furtado

#23890

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Sep 12, 2009 05:04 AM - Videos - by Anonymous (woman)

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Today, I got a 97 on my final exam. When I showed it to my parents, they asked me where the other 3 points went. MLID

#17

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Jun 15, 2009 12:44 AM - Academics - by wasti (man)

Today I realized that Deepika Padukone should be glad she's not gujarati.. coz her last name means "who farted?" in guji.. MLID

#34471

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Feb 8, 5919 12:58 PM - Random - by magajmari (woman)

I hate it when everytime I hang out with my gora friends at the mall, they spot a man with a turban and scream "hey its your uncle" MLID

#53840

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May 26, 2010 03:43 PM - Random - by fez123091 (man)

Today, I realized that even English alphabets favor Desi's. A B B G, T P O G, I P K I, U P O G.MLID

#34863

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Nov 19, 2009 06:06 PM - Random - by pathakkishaan (woman)

Question for MLID users....."Do you guys feel too brown for your white friends and too white for your
brown friends?"....or is it just me?...MLID

#29189

21 Comments

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Oct 11, 2009 05:12 PM - Random - by yournotsotypicalabcd (woman)

I am a girl. Today, I asked my parents if I could go out with my friends. They said no. Two minutes later, my brother asked the same question. They said yes. MLID

#14

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Jun 15, 2009 12:42 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by Sidra (woman)

My parents never wanted to pay money for halloween costumes, so for five straight years, I wore a lehenga choli and was an "Indian princess" for halloween. MLID

#450

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Jun 17, 2009 12:07 PM - Random - by wannabefob (woman)

Today, I realized that I am so used to goras pronouncing my name wrong that when i hear my name pronouced like it should be i am suprised. MLID

#28466

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Oct 7, 2009 03:57 PM - Cheapness - by upendraprasad (woman)

Today we were driving past a White Castle. My grandma thought it was a masjid. MLID

#40021

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Dec 15, 2009 01:33 AM - Random - by obk (man)

This song has been stuck in my head since the moment i saw it about 3 years ago!!! i always sing it wenever i hear of the word "handsome." Bestttt commercial everr!

#25725

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Feb 8, 8780 12:53 PM - Videos - by lovafied0223 (woman)

This song has been stuck in my head since the moment i saw it about 3 years ago!!! i always sing it wenever i hear of the word "handsome " Bestttt commercial everr" data-count="horizontal">Tweet

Today, I was at an Indian party. When I walked downstairs to say hi to all the adults, they suddenly all started clapping. I thought they were applauding at my entrance. Instead, somebody had just told a joke. MLID

#28580

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Oct 7, 2009 10:58 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I realized the liquid soap in my bathroom consists of 20% soap and 80% water. MLID.

#43609

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Jan 5, 2010 09:04 PM - Cheapness - by mivish (man)

Today, my mom bought me the ugliest shit-colored shoes. She said it brought out my complexion. MLID.

#37

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Jun 15, 2009 02:09 AM - Random - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, I realized that the guys always eat before the girls because they need people to "wait on them" in case they need anything. I'm always one of those girls. MLID

#28949

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Oct 10, 2009 10:09 AM - Random - by mimiX3 (woman)

Today, the IASA at my school got T-shirts. They have a dhol on the back and say "I'd hit that." My parents, of course, don't understand. MLID

#28653

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Oct 8, 2009 04:41 PM - Random - by g (woman)

Today, I went to an Indian restaurant, and on the menu they had an item called, "Convict Curry Rape". I asked the waiter why it was called that, and he told me that "it literally fucks you in the ass in the middle of the night". MLID

#23339

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Feb 8, 54 12:52 PM - Random - by edmontonsfinest (man)

Today I read an article in the newspaper about two very dangerous rival Indian gangs in my area who are responsible for multiple murders in the city. Their names? Fresh off the Boat and the FOB Killers. MLID

#21485

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Aug 31, 2009 12:18 PM - Random - by eanieranaway (woman)

Today, we saw a desi aunty wearing skinny jeans, a short, tight t-shirt, and big black sunglasses on her head at the mall. My mom called her a kuthi for wanting to look american and modern. MLID

#28893

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Oct 9, 2009 09:43 PM - Moms/Aunties - by As-Salam-Al-Aikum (woman)

Today I realized that the Indians living in other countries are more Desi than Indians living in India(like me). MLID

#37166

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Dec 2, 2009 10:51 AM - Random - by boo! (woman)

Today, I went to a desi grocery store where they also sell halal meat. There was a sign in the store saying, "Do not steal. Allah Is watching." MLID.

#55084

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Jun 14, 2010 06:23 PM - Random - by ZeeJaff (woman)

Today, I found out there is a place called Narnia in Bangladesh. I'm proud to be a Bengali. MLID

#37518

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Dec 3, 2009 11:01 PM - Random - by rythumbalina (woman)

Today, I realize that no matter where I go, whenever I accidentaly stare at a desi, they are always staring right back at me. MLID

#34564

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Feb 8, 9565 12:58 PM - Random - by Chapati (man)

Today, I was talking to my Indian friend, who was a boy. My white friend then said "He's Indian! You should go out with him!" So next time she talks to a white boy I'm going to say "Oh my god, like he's like white so like you should go out with him!" MLID.

#41502

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Dec 23, 2009 07:07 PM - Random - by whiteoutsidebrowninside (woman)

Today, I was wondering how Jay Sean ever told his parents that he was dropping out of med school to become a musician. MLID

#28939

9 Comments

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Oct 10, 2009 03:08 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by suds (woman)

Today, I realized that only an Indian movie could pull off raping someone with their clothes on. MLID.

#52962

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May 8, 2010 05:14 PM - Random - by brownbatman (woman)

Today, #21468 complained about how his name is Asad Butt. My name is Waqas Butt. Americans pronounce it Walk Ass Butt. To make matters worse, my middle name is Mahnoor. So people call me Walk Ass Manure Butt. MLID

#21595

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Aug 31, 2009 10:11 PM - Random - by names! (man)

Today, I realized my parents are completely okaaay with me smoking hookah, yet I am not allowed to smoke cigarettes, because they give a "bad impression" on other desi aunties/uncles and Not because its bad for my health. MLID

#29392

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Feb 8, 1066 12:55 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desii90 (woman)

Today, I realized that my mom still calls a period a full stop no matter how many times I correct her. MLID.

#23787

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Sep 11, 2009 03:23 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desigirrrrrl123 (woman)

Today, I realized that my mom always makes me change into shalwar kameez whenever we have desi ppl visiting. MLID

#27275

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Sep 30, 2009 09:16 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by rasputin (woman)

Whenever our smoke alarm goes off, I know my mum is making roti/paratha. MLID

#43673

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Jan 6, 2010 03:24 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by bookworm (woman)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom and she was wearing a burka. This little boy looked at his mommy and said "Mommy look its a ninja turtle." MLID.

#22078

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Sep 2, 2009 11:38 PM - Moms/Aunties - by lildesimizz (woman)

Yesterday, I was at a friends house for a sleepover. I heard a joke that said "The only thing faster than a jet plane is an indian with a coupon." I told this joke to my parents. They didn't laugh. MLID

#41472

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Dec 23, 2009 03:49 PM - Random - by DesiGirl (woman)

Today, I realized that my white friends think I'm related to every Indian alive because they are all either Auntys or Uncles. MLID.

#52357

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Apr 28, 2010 09:23 PM - Random - by brownbatman (woman)

Today, a little girl came up to me and called me Elvis. Why? Because of my side burns. I'm a girl.

#52393

7 Comments

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Apr 29, 2010 02:13 PM - Random - by elvis (woman)

Today, for the first time in their 20 years of marriage, I saw the first sign of affection between my parents when my dad gave my mom a one armed hug. I felt so embarrassed that I had to leave the room. MLID

#28934

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Oct 10, 2009 02:16 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by BrownAndProud (woman)

Today I decided to eat with my hands for dinner. I made the mistake of not washing my hands with enough soap. It's four hours later and my hands still smell like curry. MLID.

#40807

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Dec 19, 2009 06:01 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by badummm (woman)

Today, I watched Harry Potter with my parents. The whole time my mom referred to Dumbledore as "bubbah". Before he drank water, she said "Bismillah". MLID

#10987

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Jul 18, 2009 03:56 PM - Moms/Aunties - by amifunblock (man)

Today, I popped in one of my baby videos into the tv and found some shots of me as a kid playing with my childhood friends. I've noticed that my Bangla speaking skills were more badass back then than they are now. MLID

#5570

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Feb 8, 6630 12:46 PM - Random - by alittletoobrown (woman)

Today, I discovered the desi grading scale:
A= average, acceptable
B= bad, better get an A next time and a LONG speech about why you didn't get one this time
C= crap, I'm not eating tonight
D= don't even go there....
F= funeral plans. MLID

#34293

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Nov 15, 2009 08:53 AM - Academics - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I was thinking of how I was going to propose. Then I realized, my parents will just do it for me. MLID

#31692

10 Comments

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Oct 27, 2009 12:06 PM - Rishtas - by Anonymous (man)

Today, my younger brother stared at me for a while and then proceeded to say, "I wish I could grow a mustache like you." I'm a girl. MLID

#2330

13 Comments

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Jun 22, 2009 08:03 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by ojay (woman)

Today, I found out my name is spelled wrong on my own birth certificate. MLID.

#42328

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Dec 28, 2009 02:20 PM - Random - by Farhaan (man)

Today, I heard a new desi joke. How do you blow up an Indian? By pushing the red dot! MLID

#52355

7 Comments

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Apr 28, 2010 09:06 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by t3nni5lord (man)

My dad is always talking about how he's going to arrange my marriage. Today, I told him, "What right do you have to arrange my marriage, when yours and mom's marriage wasn't arranged?" He replied, "It was arrange. We arranged it ourselves." MLID

#41507

2 Comments

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Dec 23, 2009 07:27 PM - Dads/Uncles - by just_another_desi (woman)

Today, my friend told me a joke. "what do you call a French prostitute living in Pakistan? La hore. MLID

#28490

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Oct 7, 2009 05:28 PM - Random - by thedesi (man)

Today, I realized that during finals week, I was seriously considering dropping out of college and becoming a chai wallah. Half my life is spent making chai anyway; I might as well get paid for it. MLID

#41236

9 Comments

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Dec 22, 2009 02:06 AM - Academics - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, i realized that Princess Jasmine is my favorite princess...because she's brown. MLID

#10307

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Jul 16, 2009 01:56 AM - Random - by sja3583 (woman)

Today, I realized my mom doesn't say "how dare you." She says "How dare you are." MLID

#35419

2 Comments

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Nov 23, 2009 06:26 PM - Moms/Aunties - by amat (man)

Today, while trying to get something out of the cupboard, an avalanche of shan masala packets fell on me. MLID

#54991

2 Comments

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Jun 14, 2010 10:23 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by meinteraamplifier (woman)

Today I was eating smarties, I found the brown one way at the bottom of the box. I guess they just had to save the best for last. MLID

#34739

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Feb 8, 1989 12:58 PM - Random - by DesiGal (woman)

Today, my friend had "FOB" with a heart around it written on her hand. I started cracking up till I realized that she meant Fall Out Boy. MLID.

#21738

1 Comments

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Sep 1, 2009 07:31 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, well, actually last year, i went to a wedding and me and my friend we're checking out the hot drummer guy. My friend said "dayumm, i would love to be his dhool, so he can bang me anytime". MLID

#50130

2 Comments

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Apr 1, 2010 02:52 AM - Random - by chak de patteee (woman)

Today, I realized my dad doesn't mind if I have guy friends.He just feels uncomfortable when they're desi because he knows that they're ''thinking about shaadi all the time''.MLID.

#27281

2 Comments

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Sep 30, 2009 09:24 AM - Random - by rasputin (woman)

Today, we had Dress-as-a-Celebrity day in school. My only two options were the girl from Bend It Like Beckham, or the girl from Slumdog Millionaire. MLID

#28473

4 Comments

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Oct 7, 2009 04:30 PM - Random - by crzychk202 (woman)

Today, I read a post on MLIA about someone who wrote I love you on a leaf. I immediately thought of Mohabbatein. MLID

#40699

2 Comments

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Dec 19, 2009 12:41 AM - Random - by nightowl (woman)

My cousin spent his entire childhood getting picked on in school. He last name is Fakhar. His first name is Mazhar. His name is Mazhar Fakhar. MLID.

#8068

6 Comments

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Jul 8, 2009 09:52 PM - Random - by desinumber1 (man)

Today I was typing a letter to a friend. That's when I realized the spelling suggestion for "Assalamualkim" is Hypothalmus.MLID

#55019

2 Comments

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Jun 13, 2010 02:02 PM - Random - by 2desiforu (man)

Today, I realized on the disney show, Phineas and Ferb, there is a little indian boy named Baljeet. I now adore him! MLID.

#41495

8 Comments

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Dec 23, 2009 06:21 PM - Random - by whiteoutsidebrowninside (woman)

Today, i found out that when you type in 'International Night' on youtube, about a billion desi dances pop up. MLID.

#41542

0 Comments

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Dec 23, 2009 10:37 PM - Random - by achaabachaa (woman)

Today, it was raining heavily. I quickly ran outside and stood in the middle of the road. I expected Barso Re from Guru to start playing. It didn't. MLID.

#17861

3 Comments

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Aug 13, 2009 12:19 PM - Random - by mylifeisSOdesi!: (woman)

Today on TV i saw the Metro PCS "Tech and Talk" commercial followed by a Subway commercial with Indian girls dancing, followed by the commercial of that Indian girl and the cream with the scrubber included. Desis have take over the ad world. MLID.

#49729

2 Comments

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Feb 18, 2010 02:55 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by desisruletv (man)

Today, a gora guy I really like asked me out. I told him, "I can't, I'm not allowed dating." Being sweet, he came over in the evening and asked my dad permission to take me out. My dad punched him in the face and broke his nose. Now he won't even talk to me. MLID

#25251

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Feb 8, 5444 12:53 PM - Dads/Uncles - by brownInUmreeka (woman)

Today, I was trying to decide what to be for Halloween. My mom told me to throw on my burqa and go as a nun. MLID.

#32247

4 Comments

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Oct 31, 2009 12:30 AM - Moms/Aunties - by adorkablebrwni (woman)

Today, I realized that everytime I walk down a street or hallway, my eyes naturally gravitate toward anyone with brown skin. MLID.

#26023

5 Comments

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Sep 23, 2009 07:09 PM - Random - by winniedapooh (woman)

Today, my grandmother asked me if i've ever done masti in bed..with my husband. I'm 25, we've been married for 7 years...and we have two kids with the third on its way...MLID

#21693

6 Comments

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Sep 1, 2009 03:50 PM - Moms/Aunties - by mli'def'd (woman)

I am a girl. I am okay with tops/tees and jeans but salwar kameez without dupatta makes me feel besharam.

#40876

8 Comments

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Dec 20, 2009 12:00 AM - Random - by SMS (woman)

Today, I was looking at the driver's license handbook in preparation for my driving test. Did you know that all road signs for "cultural areas" are brown? MLID

#23939

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Sep 12, 2009 12:41 PM - Random - by driverslicense (woman)

Today my mom asked me what lmao means. I told her laugh my ankle off. MLID

#41743

4 Comments

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Dec 24, 2009 10:52 PM - Moms/Aunties - by BlueRingPop (woman)

The other day, I randomly turn to my mother and say, "Mama Sita!!". The next thing you know, she replies with a "Papa Ram"... MLID

#56950

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Oct 3, 2010 08:56 PM - Random - by omg123 (woman)

Today, I realised that whenever I meet a new boy, I wonder if he will make a good husband, not a good boyfriend. MLID.

#27491

11 Comments

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Feb 8, 2021 12:54 PM - Rishtas - by theoriginalbrownsugar (woman)

Today we checked our schedule and found a day off. On reflex, my friend and I did ballay ballay, shoulders and all, in front of the notice board. MLID

#41246

2 Comments

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Dec 22, 2009 09:17 AM - Random - by zuzu (woman)

Today, someone called me a terrorist. MLID

#43744

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Jan 6, 2010 07:42 PM - Random - by a.desi.girl123 (woman)

Today, my mom told me that gossiping is the work of the devil. If that's true, every desi aunty in my community is going to hell. MLID

#34217

6 Comments

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Nov 14, 2009 06:28 PM - Moms/Aunties - by yummyinmytummy (woman)

Today, I caught myself reading with my middle finger instead of my pointer finger. MLID

#53922

5 Comments

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May 25, 2010 05:35 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by ku5165 (man)

Today, at a multicultural event at school the song "nimbooda" was playing. My friend asked me to translate, but I didn't know how to tell her that the entire song was about a lemon. :-) MLID.

#28632

9 Comments

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Oct 8, 2009 01:13 PM - Random - by umrikanladki (woman)

today, I tied a scarf around my face so I'd look like a ninja. I was called a terrorist. MLID.

#43954

1 Comments

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Jan 11, 2010 05:13 PM - Random - by Narayana (man)

In English class, we had to bring in a food that represented an object we were reading from Dante's Inferno. One Desi kid brought samosas, and he said that it represented treachery because "even though they are filled with vegetables, they're not good for you." I lol'd inside.

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Jun 14, 2010 08:31 PM - Random - by HotBeefInjections (woman)

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Feb 8, 2693 12:52 PM - Random - by vatutalking (woman)

Today, as I walked into my math class, everyone wanted me to be in their group so they could copy off me because I am brown. MLID

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Dec 27, 2009 10:48 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by wowmyparentsareindian (man)

Today, when I was taking the PSAT in school, there was a story about an indian kid and met a guy named Mr. Panwallah. I couldn't stop laughing when I read that name and everyone in the room gave me weird looks. MLID

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Feb 8, 912 12:55 PM - Random - by tmennn (man)

Today, I realised I can't eat corn on the cob unless it has chaat masala on it.

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May 22, 2010 06:00 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by desikid711 (woman)

Today, I realized I hadn't seen any fireworks on the Fourth of July because I was at Fobana, trying to touch Habib's hand and get on NTV. MLID.

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Jul 6, 2009 02:09 AM - Random - by Faeeza (woman)

I can so relate to this. MLID

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Sep 3, 2009 02:24 AM - Videos - by Maro Saley Ko (man)

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Whenever my mom comes in the room i pretend to be doing homework so she doesn't make me do kaam. MLID

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Sep 13, 2009 01:21 PM - Moms/Aunties - by amsodope (woman)

Today, someone asked me why Indians always win the spelling bee. I said that if you had a name like Akulya Venketaraman Sunderaj Chinapalamalayam Adakampati, you would be a good speller too. MLID.

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Dec 22, 2009 09:36 PM - Academics - by asdfasdfasdf (man)

Today, i went to the mall with some of my white friends. Every time they saw a piece of clothing they like, they looked at the size. Every time i saw a piece of clothing i liked, i looked at the price. MLID

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May 22, 2010 06:09 PM - Cheapness - by bollywoodgyal55 (woman)

Today, I was playing Super Mario Bros and my last Mario died. I called the turtle that killed him a chutiya.

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Jan 4, 2010 08:14 PM - Random - by HowFweet (woman)

Today, my relatives came to visit. My mom made me go change my clothes so I don't give them a wrong impression about her upbringing. MLID

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Oct 30, 2009 12:10 AM - Moms/Aunties - by kb1000 (woman)

Today, I complained to my dad about not having a car and having to be driven to school which makes me late. He then told me about back in India when he walked 5 miles to school in 150 degree weather, in 6 inches of snow, uphill both ways. MLID

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Sep 2, 2009 06:59 PM - Dads/Uncles - by epicfob (man)

Today, I was looking through my elementary school photos. I realized my hair was in a braid in all of them. MLID

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Oct 9, 2009 06:44 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today I realized that to get me to do work my mom always says, "pata nahin kaun isse shaadi kare ga". MLID

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Dec 23, 2009 05:39 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I discovered my Bengali parents' marriage law: Cooking Skills>Beauty. MLID

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Dec 26, 2009 01:42 PM - Moms/Aunties - by zadidhaq (man)

Today,I went to school and someone asked me if i had a skin disease....it was actually mehendi MLID

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Sep 24, 2009 04:05 PM - Random - by mehndi (woman)

Today, I started my period for the first time. I told my mom not to tell anyone. The next day, I received gifts/jewellery/congratulations calls from my family in India. MLID

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Sep 18, 2009 08:57 PM - Moms/Aunties - by embarassed (woman)

Today, after reading the post about the kid with the last name BUTT, I realized that isn't half as bad as being a girl named Anus. MLID.

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Aug 21, 2009 03:45 PM - Random - by AnusGirl (woman)

Today, I went to get my hair trimmed. She took too much off and now I feel like less of a desi girl. MLID.

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Jan 11, 2010 02:27 PM - Random - by loony10 (woman)

Today, I got a new nickname in school. What was it? Fuzzy peach, because of the amount of facial hair I have. I am a girl. MLID

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Apr 28, 2010 02:57 PM - Random - by FuzzyPeach (woman)

Today, I got my period, so i couldn't pray or fast. WE had an iftaari party and when everyone went to go pray, my niece kept asking why i wasnt praying. MLID

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Feb 8, 4528 12:52 PM - Random - by desi (woman)

Today, I saw crisperbrownboi's profile for the first time. I was estatic to find out his name. Now we can get married without questions from our Muslim desi parents MLID.

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Sep 1, 2009 12:52 AM - Rishtas - by Fobarrival (woman)

Today my 4 year old brother wouldn't eat the apple my mom cut up for him. So she sprinkled chaat masala on them and he finished the lot. MLID.

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Oct 29, 2009 11:37 AM - Random - by GreasyDesi (man)

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