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City/Country : atlanta, United States
Birthday : May 11, 1992
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Today, my mom and I went to toys'r'us to buy pacifiers for my baby cousin... My mom asked the employee "Excuse me sir, Where are your 'nipples'?" MLID.

#9179

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Feb 8, 7264 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by BrownsuGar (woman)

Today, I decided to go for a run. On my way out, my adorable pakistani dad insisted that he would join me, but that he would walk behind me. he ended up coming in his suit and loafers singing ghazals the entire time. MLID.

#26185

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Sep 24, 2009 08:15 PM - Dads/Uncles - by umrikanladki (woman)

Today, I noticed that all older desi men look pregnant - MLID

#17634

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Aug 12, 2009 02:34 AM - Dads/Uncles - by xxsabasuperiorxx (woman)

Today , i was asked by the aiport officals if i had my green card. jokingly i replied no i lost it playing uno. i was directly sent to the interagation room. apperantly ppl cant take jokes. MLID

#23301

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Feb 8, 6519 12:52 PM - Random - by woahbabee (woman)

Last summer I got chased by a hijra at Tariq Road, Karachi, Pakistan for 20 rupees.MLID

#19915

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Aug 22, 2009 11:49 PM - Random - by pakibizzle021 (man)

Today, the light was on in a room we weren't sitting in and my mom said "kya teri baap ki shaadi hai?" MLID.

#7789

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Jul 8, 2009 12:23 AM - Moms/Aunties - by Aao JO (woman)

Today, a set of headphones I bought from Best Buy stopped working. We couldn't use the warranty because we didn't have the receipt. So we went to Best Buy and bought another pair. My dad then used the receipt for the new pair to return the broken headphones and get his money back. MLID.

#24652

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Sep 15, 2009 09:42 PM - Cheapness - by à¤ (man)

Today, I was walking down the street. I passed a desi family and they looked at me as if they had never seen another desi person in the US before. MLID

#116

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Jun 15, 2009 09:38 PM - Random - by anonimis06 (man)

Today I attended a party that had too many people and not enough seats, everyone was cutting the line at dinner which wasn't served until 10:30pm, the bathrooms had been hit by a hurricane and snot nosed kids were running around like rabid dogs, sadly it was just another Pakistani davat: MLID.

#81

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Jun 15, 2009 02:19 PM - Random - by Sani (woman)

My parents never wanted to pay money for halloween costumes, so for five straight years, I wore a lehenga choli and was an "Indian princess" for halloween. MLID

#450

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Jun 17, 2009 12:07 PM - Random - by wannabefob (woman)

Today, I went to an Indian restaurant, and on the menu they had an item called, "Convict Curry Rape". I asked the waiter why it was called that, and he told me that "it literally fucks you in the ass in the middle of the night". MLID

#23339

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Feb 8, 54 12:52 PM - Random - by edmontonsfinest (man)

Today my dad put his cell phone on speaker phone and still held it up to his ear and mouth. MLID

#24636

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Sep 15, 2009 09:35 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Palu (woman)

So funny i watch it so much. MLID

#22403

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Sep 4, 2009 12:23 PM - Videos - by fudje (man)

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Today I realized that no matter how small the jamat for prayer is at the masjid, there's always the little kid running in front of you, the other kids screaming, the auntie that whispers her prayer to herself a little too loudly, and the auntie that's about to head butt you during sijdah. MLID

#22850

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Sep 6, 2009 12:30 PM - Random - by simplydesi (woman)

when ever im in my spanish class and someone says the word camina ( he/she/they walk) i always crack up cuz i always think about the word kameena.MLID

#22303

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Sep 3, 2009 10:10 PM - Random - by hellurr (man)

Today, i realized my mom talks to plastic containers as if they are humans. For example, "arrey haramzade tho phir se ghir gaya". MLID

#23210

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Feb 8, 503 12:52 PM - Moms/Aunties - by camelgurl (woman)

Today, #21468 complained about how his name is Asad Butt. My name is Waqas Butt. Americans pronounce it Walk Ass Butt. To make matters worse, my middle name is Mahnoor. So people call me Walk Ass Manure Butt. MLID

#21595

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Aug 31, 2009 10:11 PM - Random - by names! (man)

Today, my mom attempted to force feed me by offering me cake. Feeling full, I turned it down. Then she offered to make me some samosas. You win this time, mom. MLID.

#24617

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Sep 15, 2009 08:58 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, we named our GPS voice Basanti, like the girl from 'Sholay', because she talks too much. We also call her "besharam" when she tells us a route we don't like. MLID

#18385

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Feb 8, 4789 12:50 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by MaaDaLaadla (man)

Today my little brother asked my mom to tell him a story. She says "ek tha raja ek thi rani dono mar gaye khatham kahani." MLID

#7664

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Jul 7, 2009 07:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by brownie (woman)

Yesterday, my mom told me to get "woh". She told to get it for like ten minutes. I still haven't figured out "woh" is. MLID

#15923

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Feb 8, 7494 12:49 PM - Moms/Aunties - by imurdesigirl (woman)

Today, i saw a link of video which shows how a non-indian thinks an indian song sounds like.

I laughed and I laughed at the fact that it was so true. MLID

#18792

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Aug 18, 2009 06:03 PM - Videos - by TaniaPrincess (woman)

I laughed and I laughed at the fact that it was so true MLID" data-count="horizontal">Tweet

Today, i went to a wedding in pakistan, i saw a cute girl and started flirting with her and my mum comes up to me and says, "oh beta i see you have met your niece aisha". MLID

#13274

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Jul 26, 2009 03:11 PM - Rishtas - by tasteslikeali (man)

Today, I realized my phone can predict the words "chai" and "samosa". MLID

#35427

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Nov 23, 2009 06:56 PM - Random - by umrikanladki (woman)

I saw this live and just had to post it

#22357

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Sep 4, 2009 02:12 AM - Videos - by Bollywood (woman)

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Today, for the first time, my mom packed my lunch in brown bag. When I sat down to eat, I realized that instead of a Turkey sandwich, I got a Shammi Kabab Sandwich, chevdra instead of chips, pakola instead of Coke , and mithai instead of cookies. MLID.

#7565

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Jul 7, 2009 04:03 PM - Moms/Aunties - by brownbaglunch (man)

Today,while I was eating gajar ka halwa, my brother and I remixed the song "fashion ka hain yeh jalwa" to "gajar ka hain yeh halwa." MLID.

#24062

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Sep 12, 2009 09:50 PM - Random - by redasorous (woman)

Today, i realized that while most parents discipline their kids by threatening to take away their phones, cars, tvs, etc., my parents try to get me to behave by claiming they will marry me off to some goa kha larka in Paki. MLID

#13918

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Jul 28, 2009 04:05 PM - Rishtas - by Anonymous (woman)

Today I realized that if the entire world had no food left, I know I could go to my freezer and everything would be okay. MLID

#15142

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Aug 1, 2009 11:56 AM - Moms/Aunties - by :D (woman)

Today, my mom lined our gas stove with tin foil. MLID

#36925

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Dec 1, 2009 12:28 AM - Cheapness - by divya2008 (woman)

Today, i realized that indian grocery stores have more aisles dedicated to hair oil rather than shampoo. MLID.

#39780

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Dec 13, 2009 09:14 PM - Random - by umrikanladki (woman)

Today I realized that the saying 'Your Mom' is actually 'Teri Maa Ki' in urdu. It now sounds 10 times dirtier. MLID.

#22732

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Sep 5, 2009 09:03 PM - Random - by Desiiier.than.thou (woman)

Today, my parents watched a 30 min drama that consisted of 10 mins of "dun dun duns", 10 mins of "la la la la las", 5 mins of commercials, and 5 mins of actual dialogue. MLID.

#23527

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Feb 8, 1658 12:52 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by iluvchaat (woman)

Today my mom asked me what I wanted for dinner on Friday. Today is Tuesday. MLID

#24635

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Sep 15, 2009 09:33 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Palu (woman)

Today, I realized that India has the worlds second largest population but still cant make it into the fifa world cup. MLID

#22507

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Sep 4, 2009 07:40 PM - Random - by wardfan1 (man)

Today, my sister met Anoop Desai at starbucks. You can imagine how jealous i am. MLID

#21685

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Sep 1, 2009 03:10 PM - Random - by indianidolcopy (woman)

Today, i realized that hindi and urdu news never fail to leave out President Obama's middle name, when referring to him. MLID.

#34745

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Feb 8, 3051 12:58 PM - Random - by umrikanladki (woman)

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