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Name : Christine Shannon
City/Country : Niskayuna, United States
Birthday : Feb 7, 1994
Gender : Female
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Number of comments : 120
Number of stories : 6

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White on the outside, brown on the inside!! ;) add me on fb just make sure you tell me youre from MLID :)

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Today I was reading old MLIDs when I came across the one about a guy whose last name was Butt. He thinks he has it bad: My name is Asad Butt. Much worse than a happy butt.

#21468

4 Comments

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Aug 31, 2009 10:03 AM - Random - by buttocksdepression (man)

Today, I went to a club. This girl came up to me and started dancing. I didn’t know what to do so my fingers automatically pointed towards the sky and I busted out bhangra. MLID

#21

44 Comments

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Jun 15, 2009 12:46 AM - Random - by pakiboYz (man)

My parents say I am not allowed to date until I'm married. MLID.

#1725

51 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (6179) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (300)

Feb 9, 4648 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, I was watching TV and saw an ad with Aishwarya Rai in it. I've now seen this ad in both the US and UK. Both times, I was kind of proud. MLID.

#41451

1 Comments

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Dec 23, 2009 02:58 PM - Random - by anonymous1 (woman)

Today, I started my period for the first time. I told my mom not to tell anyone. The next day, I received gifts/jewellery/congratulations calls from my family in India. MLID

#25115

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (456) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (74)

Sep 18, 2009 08:57 PM - Moms/Aunties - by embarassed (woman)

We don't have blind dates....we have blind marriages. MLID

#24837

2 Comments

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Sep 16, 2009 10:26 PM - Rishtas - by pakipatriot (woman)

Today i realised why we have 1 billion people in india, it's because condoms aren't reusable. MLID

#11396

13 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (1546) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (689)

Jul 20, 2009 04:40 AM - Rishtas - by Anonymous (man)

Today I was arguing with my dad and I said the word 'f***'. After yelling at me forever for learning 'such dirty American words' my dad called me a bhenchod. MLID

#265

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (1421) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (58)

Jun 16, 2009 05:10 PM - Dads/Uncles - by what? (man)

Today, my brother told my dad not to point fingers at anyone while they were arguing over something. My dad responded by saying "I'm not fingering anyone!" MLID.

#23704

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (239) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (11)

Sep 10, 2009 10:09 PM - Dads/Uncles - by LostInTranslation (man)

Today, my cousins and i went to taco bell. I ordered a medium drink, my cousin called me a bhenchod for wasting money on a medium when there were free refills.MLID

#539

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (1755) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (74)

Jun 17, 2009 07:05 PM - Cheapness - by njsdesipunk (man)

Today, I found out i got a 790 on the SAT II Math Level 2. My dad called me an ignorant bhenchod. MLID

#3385

1 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (310) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (22)

Jun 25, 2009 01:22 PM - Dads/Uncles - by yamidesi (man)

Yesterday me and my gf kissed, it was her first ever, today she told me she thinks shes pregnant. she has never had sex. MLID

#946

52 Comments

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Feb 9, 8415 12:45 PM - Rishtas - by mojosaab (man)

Today, my younger brother stared at me for a while and then proceeded to say, "I wish I could grow a mustache like you." I'm a girl. MLID

#2330

13 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (2920) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (153)

Jun 22, 2009 08:03 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by ojay (woman)

Today, I got a 97 on my final exam. When I showed it to my parents, they asked me where the other 3 points went. MLID

#17

45 Comments

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Jun 15, 2009 12:44 AM - Academics - by wasti (man)

Today, I realized that for almost every hip-hop or rap song i have on my ipod, i have the bhanra remix. MLID.

#35969

8 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (370) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Nov 26, 2009 08:00 PM - Random - by bhangragirl (woman)

My parents never wanted to pay money for halloween costumes, so for five straight years, I wore a lehenga choli and was an "Indian princess" for halloween. MLID

#450

27 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (2973) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (65)

Jun 17, 2009 12:07 PM - Random - by wannabefob (woman)

Today, I realized when a song on the radio came on of "Lil Wayne" and "Birdman" my friends and I jokingly called them "Chota Wayne" and "Tota Man" MLID

#9570

17 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (5143) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (363)

Feb 9, 490 12:47 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

Today, my friend texted me and said wtp, I asked her if that was what the poo and she goes no what the pakora, stupid. MLID

#27382

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (223) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (173)

Sep 30, 2009 09:48 PM - Random - by motu (man)

Today my grandma asked my sister if she has "good news" of being pregnant yet. My sister and her husband had an arranged marriage and have only been married for 24 hours. -MLID

#25079

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (358) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (15)

Sep 18, 2009 04:56 PM - Moms/Aunties - by mikah (woman)

Today, I realized that my goldfish has better acting skills than Katrina Kaif. MLID

#44147

36 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (588) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (287)

Jan 12, 2010 10:55 PM - Random - by rimkhan (woman)

Yesterday, I went to an uncle's (family friend) place for dinner. While wasting some time, a couple other kids and I were watching a Rated R movie. The uncle's 5yr old son came and asked to watch the movie. When I said no, he punched me in the ribs, called me a bhenchod and ran away laughing. MLID

#14577

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (283) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (74)

Jul 30, 2009 01:53 PM - Random - by vadapavchutney (man)

While american girls dream of the perfect wedding dress, I dream of the perfect Lehenga. MLID.

#43537

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (463) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (29)

Jan 5, 2010 02:06 PM - Random - by Ninju (woman)

Today my mom typed on the internet "www.com" and after waiting for a while she started banging the mouse going "why no email come?"
MLID

#19349

8 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (509) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (62)

Aug 20, 2009 03:33 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Tasmea (woman)

One of my gora friend stopped by today at my house, his brother was in a minor accident couple of weeks ago. My dad came out tried to act all cool and ask him "hey Sam! how is your BRA?" he meant bro. MLID

#24729

1 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (360) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (26)

Sep 16, 2009 11:22 AM - Dads/Uncles - by URNS (man)

Today my dad asked me if I wanted a biscuit. He was talking about Oreos. MLID

#24793

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (499) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (29)

Sep 16, 2009 07:31 PM - Dads/Uncles - by desigirls (woman)

Today, I took a quiz on face-book "Where will Kanye interrupt you?". The quiz result said "On your first time after marriage". Even this quiz knows that I haven't had my first time and wont have it until after marriage! MLID

#24898

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (431) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (63)

Sep 17, 2009 02:41 PM - Random - by classic (man)

Today, I remembered how this random desi guy sent me a message on fb giving me his entire "bio data" phone number, income everything included. I messaged him back saying "Not interested!". He replied, "Don't vorry not here for hanky panky vant frandsheep." MLID.

#8016

10 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (462) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (25)

Jul 8, 2009 07:33 PM - Random - by desi_by_nature (woman)

Today, my uncle listened to the song "my humps" by black eyed peas. He turned to my sister and said "listen they are saying your name". Her name is Maham. MLID

#19830

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (467) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (14)

Aug 22, 2009 02:58 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Zaleelaurat (woman)

Today when I had some free time at work, I explained arranged marriage and showed my white coworkers an Indian matrimonial site and we are all making fun of it, including me. I stopped laughing when I saw a girl who I think is my future wife. I am in love. -MLID

#21954

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (490) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Sep 2, 2009 05:51 PM - Rishtas - by shawn (man)

Today, I realised whenever I have a test and I'm disappointed if I get more than 2 questions wrong, people think I'm bragging (because it might still be the highest mark in the class). They don't know that I'm gonna get beaten up when I get home. MLID

#23887

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (434) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (15)

Sep 12, 2009 02:43 AM - Academics - by JollyIndian (woman)

I am taking an elective course in my university called "The Music of Bollywood Films". MLID

#41378

15 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (368) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (14)

Dec 22, 2009 10:55 PM - Academics - by masalababy (woman)

Today, my parents and I were talking about marriage...to which my dad added " when you get married I'm going to cry my balls out". I'm pretty sure he meant 'eye-balls'. MLID

#24331

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (456) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (16)

Sep 14, 2009 04:51 AM - Dads/Uncles - by hariyana (woman)

Today I noticed how my mom talks to her relatives in Pakistan on the phone longer than she talks to me in reality. MLID.

#7199

0 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (396) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (28)

Jul 6, 2009 01:13 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desi_by_nature (woman)

Today, my parents and I were listening to the radio in the car and "This is why I'm Hot" was playing. My dad said it's summer which is why I'm hot. My mom said this is a song drug addicts listen to. MLID

#70227

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (184) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (5)

May 10, 2011 09:34 PM - Dads/Uncles - by gujusrock (woman)

Today, I had difficulty cooking biryani because my dupatta kept getting in the way. MLID.

#56830

10 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (283) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Aug 10, 2010 09:52 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by InsideOutCoconut (woman)

Today, when our neighbor asked us where we were going on vacation, my dad responded, "Wirginya Bitch". I hope my neighbor understood that he meant "Virginia Beach". MLID.

#1331

13 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (2412) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (82)

Feb 9, 9520 12:45 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by gujrati_chokri (woman)

Last Weekend, I went to an Eid party. I'm still getting friend requests on facebook from random desi guys. MLID.

#62078

0 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (168) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Dec 15, 2010 05:09 AM - Rishtas - by InsideOutCoconut (woman)

Today I realized that whenever I see two gay guys, I think of Dostana. MLID

#24978

1 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (291) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (32)

Sep 17, 2009 08:42 PM - Random - by desigirls (woman)

Today, some kids at school asked If i spoke "Indian". I responded, "Yeah, do you speak bhenchode?". MLID

#862

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (326) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (17)

Jun 18, 2009 06:59 PM - Random - by inge (man)

Today the cashier at Starbucks told me "If you were a drink, you'd be the tall brown skinny latte" -MLID

#24749

1 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (375) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (45)

Sep 16, 2009 03:27 PM - Random - by nina (woman)

Today,at my college orientation my mom attended a seminar on student life with other gora parents. The Dean of students mentioned that 40% of the students were involved in Greek life(frats/sororities). In an auditorium full people my mom raised her hand asking why so many kids were from Greece. MLID

#10281

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (538) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (26)

Jul 16, 2009 12:28 AM - Academics - by Greek (woman)

Today I started using Sunsilk shampoo just because Priyanka Chopra uses it. MLID

#24977

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (262) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Sep 17, 2009 08:41 PM - Random - by desigirls (woman)

Yesterday, My parents said how open they were as Indian Parents and started giving me the sex talk. The discussion ended up being "stay away from boys. U get close to them, kiss them and get an STD." MLID.

#24935

1 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (320) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (20)

Sep 17, 2009 05:57 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by DesiiMasallaaa : (woman)

The background of this site makes me want some chaat masala. MLID.

#6641

1 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (257) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (60)

Jul 4, 2009 01:43 PM - Random - by FussClassFob (woman)

Today, my auntie asked me what I what to become when i go to college, I said "I wanna have my own company!" my dad slapped me and said "Bhen Chode, sala, you're going to be a doctor". MLID.

#4905

0 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (377) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (13)

Jun 29, 2009 06:03 PM - Random - by desi115 (man)

Today, I found out Preity Zinta is attending harvard. I thought I should tell all the Harvard Students on this site. MLID.

#35079

13 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (491) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Nov 21, 2009 09:47 AM - Random - by InsideOutCoconut (woman)

Today i relized when people think of things that start with the "A" sound people usually say "apple". I think "Aishwarya". MLID.

#34651

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (302) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (81)

Feb 9, 4693 12:58 PM - Random - by Insideoutcoconut (woman)

Today is Friday night, all goras are headed to the pubs & clubs, the desis are headed to Walmart or the neighborhood desi store to pick up a DVD. MLID.

#8786

1 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (344) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (24)

Jul 11, 2009 12:10 AM - Random - by Mandy2311 (man)

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying a shirt that was a small even though that is my size. He felt that a small was a waste of money when I could have gotten a large. Same price but more cloth. MLID

#86

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (582) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Jun 15, 2009 03:27 PM - Cheapness - by Smartshopper (woman)

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