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Name : Ali Khan
City/Country : Djibouti
Birthday : Aug 27, 1990
Gender : Male
Profile Views : 443
Number of comments : 14
Number of stories : 9

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today was my birthday. More aunties/uncles called to congratulate my parents then actually wish me happy birthday. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (330) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (40)

Sep 28, 2009 09:46 PM - Random - by Akhan (man)

Today, well actually 5 years ago. I got my mom a Pizza cutter, to cut pizza. I realize she uses it to cut aloo parathas rather then pizza. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (417) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (7)

Oct 12, 2009 12:24 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Akhan (man)

Today I took my learners permit test. I got a 19/20. I had to lie and tell my Dad that I got a hundred so he wouldn't yell at me in front of everyone in the DMV. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (210) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (7)

Feb 25, 2011 08:55 AM - Academics - by Akhan (man)

Today, we were invited to a superbowl party. When we went to the party I realized only 5 people out of 70 knew who was playing. I asked one aunty who do you want to win, she said "oh betta i dont like basketball". MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (675) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Feb 7, 2010 03:58 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Akhan (man)

Today, I went to a desi bakery... the attendee put 4 different types of cake in the same small box. When I got home not only did it look like there was only one cake, but there were also two dead flies inside the cake. Lesson learned never go to a desi bakery. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (107) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Feb 8, 7867 01:13 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Akhan (man)

Today I realized all the desi foods are predominately brown. Kofta, korma, chicken tika, byrani, partha, the list goes on and on! MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (139) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (8)

Apr 24, 2011 07:38 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Akhan (man)

Today I realized that recently everyone has been making posts about ending all the trepidations between muslims, hindus, etc. Anyone can make a comment like that. The real thing is what are we going to do to stop it. Mlid

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Wah! You are a true desi (151) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

May 14, 2011 12:14 AM - Random - by Akhan (man)

Today was my cousins wedding. Our grandfather's "original " 30 minute speech was too long so we told him to cut it down to about 10 minutes because there was not enough time. However, when the time came for his speech, he decided that it was too short- so he ended up giving his 30 minute speech.MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (78) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (16)

Sep 11, 2011 02:02 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by Akhan (man)

Today, my Dad said I don't have to go to school on the day of the Pakistan vs India cricket match MLID. And guys do not spread the message of hate. Spread the message of peace! Everyone should enjoy this match:)

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Wah! You are a true desi (253) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

Mar 26, 2011 02:00 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Akhan (man)

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