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  • Name : Mustafa Murtaza
  • City/Country : United States
  • Birthday : Mar 18, 1996
  • Gender : Male
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  • Number of comments : 11
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Heya my name's Mustafa, 15, I live in Dubai. Send me a message or something, we can make the fraandship :)


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My dad got yelled at by the loss prevention guy at WalMart for stealing too many plastic bags...it was the most embarrassing moment of my life. MLID

#15943
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Wah! You are a true desi (904) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (44)

Feb 8, 4710 12:49 PM - Cheapness - by GulGuppa (man)

 

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Today, we were looking at houses and my dad found one he liked. He wanted to ask the female agent if he could stay in touch with her. Instead, he said "You mind if I touch you." The ladies face turned red, my uncles and cousins were laughing, and my dad still didn't get what he said wrong. MLID

#730
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Wah! You are a true desi (4434) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (226)

Jun 18, 2009 11:08 AM - Dads/Uncles - by DrDeep93 (man)

 

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My parents named me Sukhdeep Singh. Everyone at school pronounces it "Suckdeep Singh". Being made fun of throughout my life, I asked my parents for an opinion. They asked me to use my middle name from now on. My middle name is Hardik. MLID

#32152
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Wah! You are a true desi (979) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (72)

Oct 30, 2009 10:25 AM - Moms/Aunties - by ballonmyhead (man)

 

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Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

#13
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Wah! You are a true desi (5459) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (310)

Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster (man)

 

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Today, my friend asked me if I wanted pizza or not. I responded with the famous figure 8 Indian nod for yes. MLID.

#5198
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Wah! You are a true desi (3521) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (196)

Jun 30, 2009 08:34 AM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

 

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After leaving someone's house, my family talks crap about them. MLID.

#3731
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Wah! You are a true desi (3402) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (183)

Jun 26, 2009 02:33 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chicago chick (woman)

 

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Today, someone said thank you to me. Without thinking i replied "mention not" I have been in america all my life. MLID

#13586
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Wah! You are a true desi (440) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (25)

Jul 27, 2009 01:08 PM - Random - by cleanbowledyaar (man)

 

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Today, i went to Six Flags for the halloween thing. I tried not to act scared, but the ghost surprised me. The first thing that came out of my mouth was "SAALA BENCHOD!" MLID

#29112
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Wah! You are a true desi (520) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Oct 11, 2009 06:13 AM - Random - by boredkuri (woman)

 

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Today, I asked my mother if she thinks kissing before marriage is bad. She said " Of course, that's like a prostitute." I guess my sister and I are whores. MILD.

#18027
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Wah! You are a true desi (643) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (65)

Aug 14, 2009 10:31 AM - Moms/Aunties - by desiho (woman)

 

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Today, my dad was picking his nose in the car and had the window open. The booger flew into my face. MLID

#22618
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Wah! You are a true desi (189) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (260)

Sep 5, 2009 11:42 AM - Random - by biryanifest (woman)

 

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Today, I realized that every time I'm at a dance, they play "Mundian Ton Bach Ke Rahi" by Punjabi MC, and my gora friends form a circle around me and make me do bhangra for the entire song. This has been happening for 5+ years now. I love it EVERY SINGLE TIME. MLID

#28063
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Wah! You are a true desi (297) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (14)

Oct 5, 2009 02:26 AM - Random - by bhangrarocks (man)

 

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Today my dad told me i was useless and i was no good at the guitar simply because i didn't know how to play any desi tunes MLID

#28274
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Wah! You are a true desi (341) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Oct 6, 2009 10:13 AM - Random - by bored182 (man)

 

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Today, I received a phone call from someone and after exchanging 'Salaams' with each other they asked me, 'Tumne Mujhe Nahi Pehchana?' No, no you a***hole. I did not. Not you or the other million desi people who call my house asking me that. MLID

#8722
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Wah! You are a true desi (385) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (80)

Jul 10, 2009 08:30 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by fghori786 (man)

 

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Today, for the first time in their 20 years of marriage, I saw the first sign of affection between my parents when my dad gave my mom a one armed hug. I felt so embarrassed that I had to leave the room. MLID

#28934
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Wah! You are a true desi (1116) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (20)

Oct 10, 2009 02:16 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by BrownAndProud (woman)

 

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Today, i was talking to my friend. He asked me if i too smelled the smell of "passed gas". I realized that i forgot to wash my mouth after eating a hajmola. MLID.

#7700
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Wah! You are a true desi (275) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (14)

Jul 7, 2009 09:54 PM - Random - by desigirl123 (woman)

 

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Today my dad was holding our neighboor's cat and claimed in front of everyone that "it was the nicest pussy he's ever seen..."
I had to awkwardly explain to everyone that he was talking about cats....MLID

#9228
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Wah! You are a true desi (516) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (34)

Feb 8, 567 12:47 PM - Dads/Uncles - by yournotsotypicalabcd (woman)

 

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Today I told my mom that we didn't have any ketchup left. She looked at me and said "Uffo, mujhe do" so i gave her the bottle. She then put some water in it, shook it and handed it back. MLID

#20369
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Wah! You are a true desi (600) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (25)

Aug 25, 2009 03:08 PM - Cheapness - by Chumpuno1 (woman)

 

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Today, we went to watch an Indian film which had a few on screen kisses. My dad insists it's all the power of technology.

#73446
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Wah! You are a true desi (134) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (7)

Aug 6, 2011 05:11 PM - Dads/Uncles - by bored182 (man)

 

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Today, I went to the Sony Style store and was messing around on the new laptops. I secretly set all of the internet homepages to mylifeisdesi.com and walked away just as a desi guy walked to the laptop i was just using. We made eye contact and laughed. He wants to meet my parents. MLID.

#19653
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Wah! You are a true desi (440) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (10)

Aug 21, 2009 05:41 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

 

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My cousin spent his entire childhood getting picked on in school. He last name is Fakhar. His first name is Mazhar. His name is Mazhar Fakhar. MLID.

#8068
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Wah! You are a true desi (674) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (27)

Jul 8, 2009 09:52 PM - Random - by desinumber1 (man)

 

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Today, some kids at school asked If i spoke "Indian". I responded, "Yeah, do you speak bhenchode?". MLID

#862
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Wah! You are a true desi (326) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (17)

Jun 18, 2009 06:59 PM - Random - by inge (man)

 

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today, i was driving my mother home, when a car cut us off. He then gave us the finger. my mom's response? she holds up 2 middle fingers and says (in a heavily indian accent) "oh ho, see here, i have TWO! what now?". MLID.

#19847
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Wah! You are a true desi (552) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (40)

Aug 22, 2009 04:13 PM - Moms/Aunties - by anonymous (woman)

 

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Today, I realized Indian women rhyme everything possible, especially when they're yelling. My mother told me, "Put that laptop, baptop away before I throw it out." MLID.

#1425
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Wah! You are a true desi (432) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (20)

Feb 8, 6093 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Suess Auntie (woman)

 

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Today, I was at a charity event where my group organiser was an Indian lady a lot older then me. When I asked what she'd prefer for me to call her, she told me to call her by her name ( Anamika ) The whole time, it was a constant struggle, trying not to call her aunty. MLID.

#78189
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Wah! You are a true desi (123) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

Nov 18, 2011 10:32 PM - Random - by bored182 (man)

 

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Today, my dad called Kobe Bryant Ghobi Bryant. MLID

#5848
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Wah! You are a true desi (483) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Feb 8, 8494 12:46 PM - Dads/Uncles - by 101lakerfan (man)

 

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