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Name : Laila & Sonia Kapoor
City/Country : Brownsville, Pakistan
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We love being brown.Fobs zinda bhad.We love Kamaljit Singh Jhooti.We love desi movies.Go Atif.Ranbir is the bomb.Jay Sean.

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Today, I went to a club. This girl came up to me and started dancing. I didn’t know what to do so my fingers automatically pointed towards the sky and I busted out bhangra. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:46 AM - Random - by pakiboYz (man)

Today I sat in a car with an Indian family. In searching for his daughter, confused Uncle says "Where is Sunita?" When the Aunty said "Sunita is in the back" Uncle responded with "Oh yea, Sunita likes it in the back." My lip bled from biting it so hard. MLID

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Aug 10, 2009 10:46 PM - Dads/Uncles - by anj (woman)

Today, I realized that everything I "bought" on itunes was free. MLID

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Dec 16, 2009 12:44 AM - Cheapness - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I realized that whenever we have to talk to someone in India we leave them a blank call and then talk on skype, so we dont have to pay anything. MLID

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Dec 9, 2009 07:17 PM - Cheapness - by desi_girl23 (woman)

Last week, everyone's cell phone plans changed. Texts cost changed from 1cent to 10cent. I haven't received one text from any of my desi friends for a week now.

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Dec 7, 2009 04:27 PM - Cheapness - by VutYouTalking (woman)

Today I saw the new Jay Sean album in Target. It was a double bonus because it was on sale! MLID

#36193

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Feb 9, 2742 12:59 PM - Cheapness - by jayseanfan (woman)

Today, as a birthday gift from my desi friend, I got a CD. Without even putting the CD in, I saw the plastic packaging was removed from the case, there were scratches on the CD, and it was burned. MLID

#33876

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Nov 11, 2009 06:43 PM - Cheapness - by theoriginalbrownsugar (woman)

Today, I realized that during finals week, I was seriously considering dropping out of college and becoming a chai wallah. Half my life is spent making chai anyway; I might as well get paid for it. MLID

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Dec 22, 2009 02:06 AM - Academics - by Anonymous (woman)

Today in AP Economics, my teacher sang the song "Down" when he was describing a perfect competition graph. I think he's my favorite teacher now. MLID

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Dec 12, 2009 12:25 AM - Academics - by sabby (woman)

today, i realized that im so desi that my blood group is A+. MLID

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Dec 5, 2009 10:58 AM - Academics - by desigirl88 (woman)

Today my mom told me that I was a nalaic(illarte), jamadar(janitor) and had no future, because i got one B+. MLID

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Nov 22, 2009 01:26 AM - Academics - by rfrmthep (man)

Today, I found out "brown nose" means a person is a suck up, now i know why desi's have progressed so far. MLID

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Nov 11, 2009 01:52 PM - Academics - by downforbrown (woman)

Today I realized that the Indians living in other countries are more Desi than Indians living in India(like me). MLID

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Dec 2, 2009 10:51 AM - Random - by boo! (woman)

Today, I went to taco bell. I made sure I brought my masala from home because I knew the taco wont be spicy enough for me. MLID.

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Oct 27, 2009 08:29 PM - Random - by babaji_worshiper (man)

Today, I was on YouTube listening to Jay Sean (naturally), and I came across this comment that said he was sick. I immediately burst out laughing--because he IS Sikh! MLID!

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Dec 22, 2009 03:28 AM - Random - by masalainyoursamosa (woman)

Today, I put chaat masala on my green apple slices for lunch. MLID

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Dec 16, 2009 08:50 PM - Random - by PKprincess (woman)

Today, my dad was driving us to Las Vegas and going at 90mph. The cops pulled him over, and asked we he going so fast. My dad replies in his indian accent, "because I wanted to get there faster." luckily, the cop didn't understand and let him go with a warning. MLID.

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Dec 16, 2009 02:21 AM - Random - by ppaaiinntt (woman)

Today I had to choose what i was wearing for my cousins sangeet tomorrow, but before i could make my decision i had to first call up atleast 10 of my other cousins and check what they were wearing. MLID

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Dec 7, 2009 11:34 AM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, it is snowing outside and I had to go to a desi function. I still had to wear chapals with my shalwar kameez and walk in the snow with my chapals on. MLID

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Dec 5, 2009 05:20 PM - Random - by af120 (woman)

Today, at work a customer comes to pickup up his stuff and his last name was j. kalabandar.MILD

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Feb 9, 111 12:58 PM - Random - by rubel (man)

Today, I was watching Iron Chef and I found out that Chef Mehta (Indian) would be in the final two and was going to compete to be top Iron Chef. Never have I been so proud of my race. MLID.

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Nov 15, 2009 11:23 PM - Random - by anonymousdesidude (man)

I went to a McDonalds and accidently asked for a Miranda (instead of saying orange soda or Fanta)...the lady replied.. 'She dont work here no more hun' . MLID

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Feb 9, 2027 12:57 PM - Random - by manoj_14612 (man)

Today, I realized every time we have a sub and he/she goes "Uhh..." I raise my hand because I know it's me. MLID.

#30594

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Oct 19, 2009 03:16 PM - Random - by mahi7837 (woman)

Today, I saw a Diwali video on Featured Videos on YouTube's front page. I then knew I was among the many who would celebrate this historical moment for years to come. Until I saw the comments. MLID

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Feb 9, 4931 12:55 PM - Random - by o.haZe.o (man)

Today, I realized that although I'm 19 years old, my mom still insists on coming inside the Dressing Rooms with me. MLID

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Dec 5, 2009 10:35 PM - Moms/Aunties - by suds (woman)

Today, well actully a couple of days ago i tripped and hurt my chin and needed to go to the hospital, i asked my dad if he can take me he said 'nahi kaal tak theek ho jai ga" turns out i needed stiches. MLID

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Dec 9, 2009 03:45 PM - Dads/Uncles - by desichick14 (woman)

Today, I was in the electronics store with my dad. He asked him if they had the phone that i wanted. The man replied with : "Sorry sir, I'm afraid it's not available." Then my dad replied with: "Oh no, don't be afraid." MLID

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Nov 27, 2009 02:57 AM - Dads/Uncles - by BrknWngs (woman)

Today, my sister came home and told us about a fight she had with one of her friends. My dad attempted to console her by saying, "Who needs friends when you have grades?" MLID.

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Nov 21, 2009 06:20 PM - Dads/Uncles - by mydesigirl (woman)

Today, I realized that my parents don't even think I like girls yet. I'm a 17 year old boy. MLID

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Oct 29, 2009 07:01 PM - Rishtas - by love (man)

Today I opened my fridge at home and saw a dozen large yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt. MLID

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Jun 16, 2009 04:05 PM - Cheapness - by omarhaq (man)

Today, a gora guy I really like asked me out. I told him, "I can't, I'm not allowed dating." Being sweet, he came over in the evening and asked my dad permission to take me out. My dad punched him in the face and broke his nose. Now he won't even talk to me. MLID

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Feb 9, 5444 12:53 PM - Dads/Uncles - by brownInUmreeka (woman)

I'm tempted to go to the Thanksgiving Parade tomorrow just because Jay Sean will be performing. MLID.

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Nov 25, 2009 08:21 PM - Random - by rani (woman)

Today, my dad was trying to say "whats up dawg"...he ended up saying "whats up my doggy"- MLID

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Oct 27, 2009 09:52 PM - Dads/Uncles - by AzZiE (man)

Today i found trailers to Bollywood movies on Apple's website....this made my day. MLID

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Dec 8, 2009 04:30 PM - Random - by desiboy16 (man)

Today I realized that indian parents say there's a "full stop" at the end of a sentence
instead of a "period"....MLID

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Oct 4, 2009 09:21 PM - Random - by yournotsotypicalabcd (woman)

Today i realised that i have never gone over a guest's house without a present or food. MLID

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Dec 6, 2009 03:34 PM - Random - by s-kid08 (man)

I have never downloaded a song from itunes. MLID

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Nov 27, 2009 05:39 PM - Random - by DesiGal (woman)

Today, I came to the conclusion that every indian guy thinks he can hoop, but none of them ever make the school basketball team. MLID

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Dec 13, 2009 08:04 PM - Random - by Showtime231_STL (man)

My dad has the tendency to scratch his private area whenever he wants, even in public... MLID.

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Oct 20, 2009 11:03 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Saboor (man)

Today I realized that it takes me 2x as long to read the emails my cousins send me when they "abbreviate" their words, butchering the english language, and tlk lyke ths al tha tyme. I always write back with perfectly spelled and grammatically correct emails hoping they will get the hint... MLID

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Nov 11, 2009 11:39 AM - Random - by grammarpolicewala (man)

Today, I found out that this website existed and I have been sitting for hours reading it. I am not Desi, I'm Nigerian. But our cultures are similar so MLID

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Nov 19, 2009 07:28 PM - Random - by NaijaBabe (woman)

Today, i realized that white people have spice racks when desi people have spice cabinets. MLID

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Nov 23, 2009 07:16 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by bhangraboy (man)

Today, I realized that most goray kids are afraid of the boogeyman, while most desi kids are afraid of the buddha baba. MLID

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Dec 2, 2009 04:20 PM - Random - by buddha baba (woman)

Today, I looked at one of my class rosters for the fall and noticed that there was another Indian person who was going to be in my class. I immediately felt the competition. I already don't like her. MLID

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Jul 22, 2009 12:16 PM - Academics - by desigirl52 (woman)

Today I realized that I have watched enough Bollywood movies to be able to administer a Hindu wedding. I am a Pakistani Muslim and have never been to one in real life. MLID

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Nov 12, 2009 03:44 PM - Rishtas - by cbdc (woman)

Today, I was Desi. I was also Desi yesterday. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 02:02 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by gandu (man)

Today I realized that all of my desi friends and I have the same dinnerware sets. You know the white plates with the flowers circling it? MLID

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Dec 7, 2009 11:31 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by jaasi (woman)

Today, i thought of how cool it would be if this site had a desi dictionary! Please vote "wah, how desi yaar" if you think so, and "sorry, not enough too umreekan" if you think not.

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Dec 2, 2009 05:25 AM - Random - by imannnnnnnnnnnnnnn (woman)

Today, I went to Taco Bell with my family. As soon as my father approached the counter, the cashier immediately said,
"I know, I know, no meat right?" MLID.

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Dec 10, 2009 03:58 PM - Random - by Borad (man)

Today, this random desi guy came up to me at the mall and said "Hey gorgeous, how much spices did your mom eat because your sizzling hot!!!" My first thought was to slap him then my second thought was to post this on mlid. MLID

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Dec 12, 2009 04:01 PM - Random - by ishbabe427 (woman)

Today I realized that Deepika Padukone should be glad she's not gujarati.. coz her last name means "who farted?" in guji.. MLID

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Feb 9, 5919 12:58 PM - Random - by magajmari (woman)

Today, i felt like crying because i realized that we're not going to go black friday shopping because of Kurbaani Eid.MLID.

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Nov 15, 2009 01:06 AM - Cheapness - by RanbirKaMrs. (woman)

Today, I realized that even English alphabets favor Desi's. A B B G, T P O G, I P K I, U P O G.MLID

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Nov 19, 2009 06:06 PM - Random - by pathakkishaan (woman)

Today, inspired from MLIA, i decided to type random phrases on google to see what autocompletes would appear. I typed in "Why is there" and the first option is "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch". MLID

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Nov 25, 2009 09:19 PM - Random - by Deso (woman)

Today, I realized that for almost every hip-hop or rap song i have on my ipod, i have the bhanra remix. MLID.

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Nov 26, 2009 08:00 PM - Random - by bhangragirl (woman)

Today when I found out Jay Sean's album has topped the charts I skipped happily to my kali friend and told her that Brown people had it in them too. MLID

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Nov 25, 2009 09:03 PM - Random - by simmi (woman)

Today, I realized I spend more time adjusting and perfecting my hijab than my gora friends do styling their own hair. MLID

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Dec 7, 2009 03:37 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by Maya (woman)

Today we were driving past a White Castle. My grandma thought it was a masjid. MLID

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Dec 15, 2009 01:33 AM - Random - by obk (man)

Today, I realized that whenever my parents pass behind me when I am on the computer, I minimize the myspace and facebook tabs and open up "practice for SATs" MLID

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Jul 6, 2009 09:02 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

Today, I realized my all my desi friends talk crap on each other behind each others backs but act like they love each other in front of each others faces. I am one of them. MLID

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Dec 2, 2009 10:27 PM - Random - by shitalker (woman)

Today, I realized that my goldfish has better acting skills than Katrina Kaif. MLID

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Jan 12, 2010 10:55 PM - Random - by rimkhan (woman)

Today, I realized that whenever my mom picks up the phone and it is an Indian friend, she always starts the conversation with either "Come eat with us, we have made a nice dinner of dhaal, baath, shaag, rotli" or "Ah, we were just talking about you". MLID

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Dec 5, 2009 11:53 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by indiangirl102 (woman)

Today, i decided to show my dad mlid. He readed some of the "naughty" posts and then proceeded to tell me that he was going to block this site because it qualified as porn. MLID.

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Nov 14, 2009 07:53 PM - Random - by brownchick3000 (woman)

Today, i realized that new moon is definitely a movie bollywood will copy, most likely they will call it 'neya chand'. MLID

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Nov 21, 2009 08:52 PM - Random - by blahblah (woman)

Today, I figured if MLIA does it, why not do it on MLID? So here it goes, Zoya Almaas Alam, will you go out with me, Mohammad Pradhan? MLID

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Dec 5, 2009 08:09 PM - Rishtas - by Loverboy (man)

Today, I had a Molecular Biology exam. When I got home, my dad asked how I think I did on it. I told him I raped it. He slapped me in the face and called me a stupid chutiya for saying bad words. MLID.

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Feb 9, 7832 12:56 PM - Dads/Uncles - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, I was at school and was mistaken for a Mexican many times, no one believed that I was Bengali. Until they saw my lunch, it was rice and fish, then they immediately believed me. MLID

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Dec 12, 2009 01:42 PM - Random - by BengaliGal (woman)

Today, i realized my parents make me clean my room when we have guests coming over even when there not gonna come anywhere near my room. MLID

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Nov 21, 2009 06:40 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by bhangraboy (man)

Today I realized that while Americans have arguments over Jacob Black and Edward Cullen, my Indian friends have fights over Amir Khan and Shahrukh Khan. MLID

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Dec 30, 2009 07:42 PM - Random - by Team amir khan (woman)

Today, I realize that no matter where I go, whenever I accidentaly stare at a desi, they are always staring right back at me. MLID

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Feb 9, 9565 12:58 PM - Random - by Chapati (man)

Today, I decided to try the famous Google vs. Yahoo thing that everyone does on MLIA. I typed in "bollywood is" on both. Both of the results were "bollywood is ridiculous". I am extremely offended. MLID

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Nov 22, 2009 05:16 PM - Random - by omshantiom (woman)

Today I looked at my bedroom walls and realized that all the posters are of Desi people, like Freida Pinto and Shahid Kapoor. MLID

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Feb 9, 9029 12:58 PM - Random - by desigirls (woman)

Today, I realized that many desis don't know that Middlesex County, NJ is known as Little India. MLID

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Dec 13, 2009 03:21 PM - Random - by khann ! (woman)

Today I realized when I say thank you to my dad, he doesn't say you're welcome, he says thank you. MLID

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Feb 9, 7193 12:59 PM - Random - by nvjdid (woman)

Today, I was feeling really sick of the american food in the campus diner. I decided I needed to add some taste to my food, so i put salad dressing on my rice hoping it would taste like chutney. It didn't. MLID

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Feb 9, 6155 12:59 PM - Random - by snsiddiq (woman)

Today, I was watching a cartoon show. All the kids were supposed to dress up as what they were most afraid of and the only Indian kid dressed as a F on a math test. MLID

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Nov 21, 2009 12:08 AM - Academics - by nilablueangel (woman)

How to pronounce V if you're Indian I am a bit insulted. MLID

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11 Comments

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Feb 9, 9328 12:59 PM - Random - by Currysmyname (woman)

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Today, I realized that Amir Khan has better abs in Ghajini than Taylor Lautner does in New Moon. MLID

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Dec 18, 2009 03:00 PM - Random - by absolute (woman)

Today, while I was Black Friday shopping, I was trying on a scarf and put it over my head. Almost immediately after that I had about 6 different aunties all in their Salvars wish me Eid Mubarak. I'm a Malayalee Hindu. MLID.

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Feb 9, 1280 12:59 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Sharks (woman)

Today I realized that most guys who are 20 think about going out and sleeping around with girls...I juts think about finding a nice girl to marry. MLID

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Dec 10, 2009 02:00 PM - Rishtas - by MrPerfectNaz (man)

Today, a really nice desi girl and accidentally bumped into me the first thing that came into my head when she said sorry was "It's all right senorita, bade bade deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rahti hai" she stared at me and walked away. MLID

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Sep 13, 2009 12:28 PM - Random - by desidancer (man)

Today, someone asked me if i was casino indian or dot indian. MLID

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Nov 3, 2009 09:33 PM - Random - by ishbabe427 (woman)

Today, I was talking to my white boyfriend about how our English teacher loved him. I told him he was a brown-noser, and he started laughing hysterically and went, "That's only because your nose rubs mine when we make out!" MLID.

#38230

15 Comments

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Dec 6, 2009 05:25 PM - Rishtas - by rachita (woman)

Today, I included Jay Sean in my facebook status. Within 20 minutes, all of my brown friends had commented on or liked it. MLID.

#34871

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (453) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (22)

Nov 19, 2009 06:35 PM - Random - by browngirllll78 (woman)

today i went to walmart with my mom after she payed she went to the side and she looked at her receipt for about an hour.......MLID

#37872

10 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (764) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (31)

Dec 5, 2009 10:10 PM - Moms/Aunties - by whitedesigurl267 (woman)

Today, I had an Indian sub in my math class & while taking attendance he paused. Because subs usually stop at my name I raised my hand out of habit and realized he was trying to figure out how to say a gori's name. Angelica. MLID

#37115

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (453) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Dec 1, 2009 11:56 PM - Random - by desigirl (woman)

Today, I remembered how this random desi guy sent me a message on fb giving me his entire "bio data" phone number, income everything included. I messaged him back saying "Not interested!". He replied, "Don't vorry not here for hanky panky vant frandsheep." MLID.

#8016

10 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (462) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (25)

Jul 8, 2009 07:33 PM - Random - by desi_by_nature (woman)

Today, in English class, we were learning about Edgar Allen Poe and how he fell in love with his cousin. Everyone thought it was gross. Secretly, I thought it was perfect. MLID

#32640

23 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (693) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (315)

Nov 2, 2009 04:13 PM - Rishtas - by Paki4ever (woman)

Today I saw a No Entry sign and in my head I started singing "ishq di galli vich no entry....". MLID.

#34958

6 Comments

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Nov 20, 2009 06:59 AM - Random - by GreasyDesi (man)

Today, I noticed that my mom bought a whole bunch of "hajmolas" from india. When i asked why she bought so many, she said it was to give to kids for trick or treating. MLID

#31759

4 Comments

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Oct 27, 2009 08:11 PM - Random - by halloween (woman)

Today I realized that I am taco bell's most valuable customer. I know this because this is where our family reunions are held. MLID.

#31792

1 Comments

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Oct 27, 2009 09:46 PM - Random - by Armaan (man)

Today, while at a Desi family get together, an aunty asked me how old I was. Before I could even open my mouth to reply, my mother answered for me, "Oh, she is 16 complete, 17 running." MLID.

#38047

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (579) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (12)

Dec 6, 2009 12:17 PM - Moms/Aunties - by nameimpending (woman)

Today, someone stuck a postit to the back of my jacket that said "MLID" when i found it i took it off and tucked it into my pocket to put in my room becuase i liked it. MLID.

#38747

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (309) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (57)

Dec 8, 2009 09:55 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by brownerlolcatz123 (man)

Today, well everyday, you know you're a desi when your parents are yelling in the background when you're on the phone. MLID.

#35423

7 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (598) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Nov 23, 2009 06:44 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by ughdippers (woman)

Today I was watching Jay Sean's "Down" video and couldn't help but wonder "I wonder what his parents were thinking when they saw the video" referring to him dancing with the goris. MLID

#29059

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (468) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (29)

Oct 10, 2009 10:27 PM - Random - by udie527 (woman)

today, my mom was cleaning our bathrooms. by the time i woke up to go to teh bathroom, i couldnt find my toothbrush. upon asking my mom where it was, she says " I eused it to cleeain te toilet" , after flipping out on her, she says" ja papa ka toothbrush use kar" MLID.

#39457

13 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (447) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (120)

Dec 12, 2009 02:04 PM - Moms/Aunties - by YOUWAT!! (woman)

Today, I just overheard my mom telling my brother that he isn't "mature enough" to travel in an airplane by himself. He's 22 years old. MLID

#39481

14 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (476) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (27)

Dec 12, 2009 04:27 PM - Moms/Aunties - by dontevenbother (woman)

Today, my mom was telling me about a distant relative who got an arranged marriage and got divorced the next day. I asked her if he was ugly and she replied with "noooo! he was a dentist." MLID

#36782

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (656) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (46)

Nov 30, 2009 03:37 PM - Moms/Aunties - by shivaniiii893 (woman)

Today, I realized that my mom prounounces Jay Seans name as Jay SHANTH. MLID

#36352

19 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (344) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (44)

Feb 9, 3470 12:59 PM - Moms/Aunties - by babiiash712 (woman)

Today, my dad saw Jay Sean on B4U and went, "heyy! isn't that JAY SEEN?" MLID.

#10957

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (421) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (62)

Jul 18, 2009 12:57 PM - Dads/Uncles - by xD (man)

Today, I realized my phone can predict the words "chai" and "samosa". MLID

#35427

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (375) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (15)

Nov 23, 2009 06:56 PM - Random - by umrikanladki (woman)

Today, one of the desi kids in my school came and asked me where I was from. I told him I was from Sri Lanka and he was in total shock and I asked him why. He said that I was the lightest Sri Lankan he has ever seen in his life. MLID

#39935

27 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (411) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (54)

Dec 14, 2009 07:23 PM - Random - by usama (man)

Today, I found out that Jay Sean's Down hit #1 on Billboard Hot 100. I almost cried. MLID

#28588

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (406) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (69)

Oct 7, 2009 11:10 PM - Random - by jasmineDER (woman)

Today, I imagined life without B4U, pirated DVD's, desi gallis, tilda rice, gulab jamuns, and Jay Sean. Life would just suck. MLID.

#15929

7 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (489) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (116)

Feb 9, 9465 12:49 PM - Random - by desi_by_nature (woman)

When Slumdog Millionaire came out, people from my school asked me if i knew Dev Patel. I told them I do, they will never know MLID

#21125

3 Comments

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Feb 9, 7041 12:51 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by mylifeisdesi4 (woman)

College is awesome. "Going out to study" is the best excuse for everything. MLID

#38385

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (489) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (53)

Dec 7, 2009 02:38 AM - Random - by Zeeartist09 (man)

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