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Today I decided to wake up late because I didn't have work or any classes. At 7 am, my dad bangs on the door and shakes me awake. He then proceeds to yell at me for wasting daylight sleeping and tells me to be productive. 15 mins later, when Im eating breakfast, he falls asleep on the couch for 3hrs. MLID

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Jun 22, 2009 04:50 PM - Dads/Uncles - by samuraidude (man)

Today my dad said "Put on a nice dress, we are going to someone's house." Im a boy. MLID

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Jun 24, 2009 08:16 PM - Dads/Uncles - by lulz (man)

Today, we were looking at houses and my dad found one he liked. He wanted to ask the female agent if he could stay in touch with her. Instead, he said "You mind if I touch you." The ladies face turned red, my uncles and cousins were laughing, and my dad still didn't get what he said wrong. MLID

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Jun 18, 2009 11:08 AM - Dads/Uncles - by DrDeep93 (man)

Today, my brother told me the stupidest joke: "What did the cookie say to the milk?" I asked "what?" He replied "Vats up Dhood (milk)?" MLID.

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Sep 29, 2009 06:42 PM - Random - by milk (woman)

Today, my dad went to Walmart and started searching for something then later he went to the customer services n asked " dont you guys have fevicol and cello tape ? " the person at the desk was screeching his head to figure out what hack was this person asking for. MLID.

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Oct 5, 2009 07:10 PM - Dads/Uncles - by wiseviru (man)

Today, I realized my father is a self-certified engineer, electrician, doctor, carpenter, plumber, religious scholar, logician, philosopher, and master of any other field of interest, or I'll get two thappars. MLID.

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Sep 12, 2009 05:42 PM - Dads/Uncles - by batameez (man)

Today, I was being harassed by some guy in town. A random Desi guy turned up and yelled at him to stay away from 'his sister'. The guy left and 'my brother' nodded at me. I felt like I was in a Bollywood movie. MLID

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Sep 26, 2009 09:31 PM - Random - by CallMeKareena (woman)

Today I opened my fridge at home and saw a dozen large yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt. MLID

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Jun 16, 2009 04:05 PM - Cheapness - by omarhaq (man)

Jay Sean sticking to his roots

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Sep 5, 2009 02:28 AM - Videos - by Sean John (man)

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Today, I noticed that all older desi men look pregnant - MLID

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Aug 12, 2009 02:34 AM - Dads/Uncles - by xxsabasuperiorxx (woman)

Today, I realized that whenever I am chatting with my friends online, I say "jm" instead of "jk".... "Jm" means "Just Mazaaking!" MLID

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Jul 28, 2009 04:22 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

Yesterday me and my gf kissed, it was her first ever, today she told me she thinks shes pregnant. she has never had sex. MLID

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Feb 8, 8415 12:45 PM - Rishtas - by mojosaab (man)

Today, I hypothetically asked my dad "what would you do if i was gay?". He said "no".MLID

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Oct 27, 2009 01:29 AM - Dads/Uncles - by navid170 (man)

Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster (man)

Today, I talked back to my dad. He hit me with a chapal. MLID.

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Jun 16, 2009 02:00 AM - Dads/Uncles - by panipuri (man)

Today (or last night) I went with my family to garba. Lucky me --- while spinning in my extricate lahenga, one of my bangles got caught to a guy's kurta. It was the most romantic moment of my life when he smiled at me, and held my wrist, taking the bangle off his kurta. MLID.

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Feb 8, 8797 12:53 PM - Random - by ILoveMyIndiaa (woman)

Today my Spanish teacher said that when you go to Mexico you should barter with the street vendors. I was instantly reminded of Pakistan. MLID

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Sep 17, 2009 04:47 PM - Random - by desigirls (woman)

Today I saw a picture of Megan Fox. I told my mom to call her mom to make me a rishta. MLID

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Jun 27, 2009 09:37 PM - Rishtas - by Fobulous (man)

Today, I came to the conclusion that every indian guy thinks he can hoop, but none of them ever make the school basketball team. MLID

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Dec 13, 2009 08:04 PM - Random - by Showtime231_STL (man)

Today I tried this on a desi girl at school, "damn girl you must eat eggplant cuz yo body is bangan," I got her number MLID

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Sep 29, 2009 09:24 PM - Random - by monk (man)

Today, I realized when a song on the radio came on of "Lil Wayne" and "Birdman" my friends and I jokingly called them "Chota Wayne" and "Tota Man" MLID

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Feb 8, 490 12:47 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

Today, we had guests over for dinner. My mother looks at their son and turns around to tell me "beta, go take him to your room and play with him." I am 20, and he was 25. MLID

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Jun 26, 2009 05:04 AM - Moms/Aunties - by miss makhan malai (woman)

Today, I realized that I am so used to goras pronouncing my name wrong that when i hear my name pronouced like it should be i am suprised. MLID

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Oct 7, 2009 03:57 PM - Cheapness - by upendraprasad (woman)

Today, i went to Six Flags for the halloween thing. I tried not to act scared, but the ghost surprised me. The first thing that came out of my mouth was "SAALA BENCHOD!" MLID

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Oct 11, 2009 06:13 AM - Random - by boredkuri (woman)

Today I realized that the only thing Desis are on time to is school. I guess we're just that eager to learn. MLID

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Oct 9, 2009 08:53 PM - Academics - by desigirls (woman)

Today, my friend told me a joke: How do peas talk? they mutter :) MLID

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Oct 7, 2009 12:00 PM - Random - by TUTUTUT (woman)

Today, because it's the 14th of August my mum is making me wear a green suit, with green bangles, and green jewellery, and green shoes, and green makeup with a green handbag. I love my country....but I look like Shrek. MLID.

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Aug 14, 2009 05:53 AM - Moms/Aunties - by iluvpakistan (woman)

Today, I asked my mother if she thinks kissing before marriage is bad. She said " Of course, that's like a prostitute." I guess my sister and I are whores. MILD.

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Aug 14, 2009 10:31 AM - Moms/Aunties - by desiho (woman)

today, when i came home from school, my mom called me down to get something for her. She says "woh laykhe ow" Like i am supposed to know what "woh" is? MLID

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Oct 27, 2009 01:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by luckeycharms (woman)

Today, I was at the mall and some nasty greasy desi guys were staring at me and my friends. In an attempt to hit on me, one of them said, "Damn girl, you are hotter than garaam garaam chai!" I slapped him with my purse and walked away. MLID

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Jul 3, 2009 05:54 PM - Random - by 2cool4u (woman)

Today at a gas station the clerk (desi) was yelling at a guy, and the clerk told the guy to leave. I assumed he was attempting to say "Go....jerk, get off the property"...but came out as ."Go jerk off properly"...was soo hard not to laugh. In the car i was in tears from laughing so hard. MLID

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Jul 8, 2009 02:26 PM - Random - by laluprasad (man)

Today, I realized that every time I'm at a dance, they play "Mundian Ton Bach Ke Rahi" by Punjabi MC, and my gora friends form a circle around me and make me do bhangra for the entire song. This has been happening for 5+ years now. I love it EVERY SINGLE TIME. MLID

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Oct 5, 2009 02:26 AM - Random - by bhangrarocks (man)

Today, I received a phone call from someone and after exchanging 'Salaams' with each other they asked me, 'Tumne Mujhe Nahi Pehchana?' No, no you a***hole. I did not. Not you or the other million desi people who call my house asking me that. MLID

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Jul 10, 2009 08:30 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by fghori786 (man)

Today i pretended to be friends with a guy and suck up to his parents because i want to marry his sister in the future. MLID

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Aug 23, 2009 01:18 AM - Rishtas - by MUKz (man)

My grandma was watching the Pussycat dolls music video wiht me and they were shaking thier asses. She told me to excercise like that and I'd be as thin as them. MLID

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Sep 1, 2009 05:54 PM - Moms/Aunties - by cunadahdesigirl (woman)

Today, for the first time in their 20 years of marriage, I saw the first sign of affection between my parents when my dad gave my mom a one armed hug. I felt so embarrassed that I had to leave the room. MLID

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Oct 10, 2009 02:16 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by BrownAndProud (woman)

Today, we were at a restaurant with our family and friends. The waiter was serving chicken. As he turns to give a sample to my grandmother, she replies "no, no, we are vegetables." MLID

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Oct 16, 2009 08:22 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Madhouse (woman)

I have a friend who’s middle name is “No”, because when her dad was filling out her birth certificate, there was no middle name for her, so that’s what he wrote. MLID

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Oct 21, 2009 04:33 AM - Dads/Uncles - by ABCD (woman)

Today, I was talking to my mom in English. I said some thing really fast and she didn't understand me. Then I repeated it in English, but with an Indian accent. She understood me just fine. MLID

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Jul 5, 2009 04:13 PM - Moms/Aunties - by monsta_wayne (woman)

Yesterday, i quoted russell peters on the SATs. MLID

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Oct 11, 2009 03:19 PM - Academics - by MUKz (man)

Today, I have my cousins back in India and other desis on limited profile on my facebook so they can't see what I am actually up to and spread rumours about me. MLID

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Jul 15, 2009 01:52 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by pulskeeter (man)

Today, I remembered that when I was in first grade, a random non-desi girl started talking to me in the bathroom. She said "Do you do doodoo?" and I thought she meant milk and replied "Yes, I drink doodoo". MLID.

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Feb 8, 8393 12:50 PM - Random - by desigirls (woman)

Today, while I was doing my history homework, I meant to write down Abraham Lincoln but I caught myself writing John Abraham.....MLID

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Oct 6, 2009 09:30 PM - Academics - by brownandproud04 (man)

Today I was in Abercrombie & Fitch with my friends, and sudenly i hear the tune of "haule haule" from Rab Ne Ban Di Jodi and for a second i tott it was playin in Abercrombie, until i turned around and saw an desi aunty scrambling thru her bag to get her fone out while her daughter was embarresed. MLID

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Feb 8, 6285 12:55 PM - Moms/Aunties - by annoymous (woman)

Today I got a 100% on a science test. I was disappointed. Why? Because I got the bonus question wrong. MLID

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Sep 14, 2009 04:17 PM - Academics - by desigirls (woman)

My mom found out I had a crush on a guy after she 'accidentally stumbled' upon my diary. She told me it was disgusting and got really angry at me. In the process of yelling, she screamed 'liking a man who will not be your husband is like losing your virginity! You aren't a virgin anymore!" MLID.

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Feb 8, 6328 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by ArkChick (woman)

Today, my aunt told me that my cousin has to go to harvard or jail, i asked "why jail" shes said "not jail, JAIL" she meant yale.MLID.

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Dec 3, 2009 02:44 PM - Random - by desichick14 (woman)

Today, my uncle's backyard lights went out at a family BBQ. Instead of getting new bulbs from the store down the block, my uncle had my brother run in and out of our gora neighbor's yards every 20 minutes to turn their motion-sensor lanterns on to light our party..MLID.

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Aug 23, 2009 02:06 PM - Cheapness - by Jazzy (woman)

today, my dad told me this one joke. What did one pizza say to the other pizza?... Pizza Hut! MLID

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Sep 29, 2009 06:39 PM - Random - by brownie :l (woman)

Today, I went to the Sony Style store and was messing around on the new laptops. I secretly set all of the internet homepages to mylifeisdesi.com and walked away just as a desi guy walked to the laptop i was just using. We made eye contact and laughed. He wants to meet my parents. MLID.

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Aug 21, 2009 05:41 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, at work a customer comes to pickup up his stuff and his last name was j. kalabandar.MILD

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Feb 8, 111 12:58 PM - Random - by rubel (man)

Today, I was explaining to my boyfriend that a "coconut" is someone who is brown on the outside and white on the inside. He piped up and said, "and hairy, too!" MLID.

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Jun 25, 2009 04:36 PM - Random - by Reenie (woman)

My cousin spent his entire childhood getting picked on in school. He last name is Fakhar. His first name is Mazhar. His name is Mazhar Fakhar. MLID.

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Jul 8, 2009 09:52 PM - Random - by desinumber1 (man)

My family was watching a dance show today and the guy danced really well so m dad goes"He danced like a perfect math problem."MLID

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Feb 10, 2010 06:46 PM - Dads/Uncles - by jayman (man)

Today, some kids at school asked If i spoke "Indian". I responded, "Yeah, do you speak bhenchode?". MLID

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Jun 18, 2009 06:59 PM - Random - by inge (man)

today, i was driving my mother home, when a car cut us off. He then gave us the finger. my mom's response? she holds up 2 middle fingers and says (in a heavily indian accent) "oh ho, see here, i have TWO! what now?". MLID.

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Aug 22, 2009 04:13 PM - Moms/Aunties - by anonymous (woman)

Today, I realized Indian women rhyme everything possible, especially when they're yelling. My mother told me, "Put that laptop, baptop away before I throw it out." MLID.

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Feb 8, 6093 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Suess Auntie (woman)

Today, my uncle asked me to book 1 ROOM in Vegas for all 14 of us, MLID.

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Jul 8, 2009 03:31 PM - Cheapness - by knite786 (man)

Today, i realised every desi household has a whole cupboard in their kitchen devotes to Shan Masalay. MLID

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Sep 27, 2009 01:06 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by sabz (woman)

Today, i bumped into a pretty large guy in the hallway at school. When i apologized, he said to me, "Jai Ho bro, Jai Ho, its all good." MLID

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Aug 23, 2009 03:16 PM - Random - by brownboymagic (man)

Today, my mom and I went to toys'r'us to buy pacifiers for my baby cousin... My mom asked the employee "Excuse me sir, Where are your 'nipples'?" MLID.

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Feb 8, 7264 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by BrownsuGar (woman)

Today I was returning to my college for summer classes. My mom's parting words were "beta, its summer, all the gora girls are gonna be walking around with no clothes on. You keep your eyes straight on the books and if you see one, look up, remember my face and say "hare ram" three times." MLID

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Jun 17, 2009 02:55 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by yaren (man)

Today, I realized that whenever we go to the supermarket it's always for 'ek do cheez'. We end up leaving with two carts full of groceries. MLID.

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Oct 4, 2009 07:36 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by desi-ness (man)

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