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Name : Rimsha Arshad
City/Country : montreal, Canada
Birthday : Jun 24, 1995
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Today, my dad told me he got chocolate from Govinda. He meant Godiva Chocolate. MLID

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Feb 9, 8785 12:59 PM - Random - by Priyankuh (woman)

Today, I went to a club. This girl came up to me and started dancing. I didn’t know what to do so my fingers automatically pointed towards the sky and I busted out bhangra. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:46 AM - Random - by pakiboYz (man)

Today, I went to the grocery store to buy a watermelon. I checked the quality of the watermelons by playing tabla on them. MLID

#13315

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Jul 26, 2009 05:09 PM - Random - by tablaman (man)

Today, I was watching a movie at my desi friend's house when we went down to get popcorn. The bag read "Popping Corn". It was from an Indian store, no questions asked.

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Nov 20, 2009 01:11 AM - Cheapness - by desicutiee (woman)

Today, I went to a restaurant with my family of four. We all shared from one dish and my dad told the waiter it was my birthday to get free dessert. MLID.

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Nov 2, 2009 10:11 PM - Cheapness - by Sonya (woman)

Today, at Taco Bell, I saw a desi aunty pull out a strand of hair and start flossing with it....MLID

#30527

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Oct 18, 2009 11:53 PM - Cheapness - by yournotsotypicalabcd (woman)

This summer, I took a course at Harvard. I was the only non-gora in the class and somehow the conversation went from contemporary documentaries to MLID. The professor wrote down the website's name to look it up later. We then discussed the origins of the word "yaar." MLID.

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Feb 9, 7557 12:59 PM - Academics - by sjamal (woman)

Today, in Geography class, my teacher was talking about Developed and Developing countries. She then said, "India is a Developing country because if of it's lack of medical attention." Every single desi kid in my class gave her the dirtiest look alive. MLID.

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Nov 23, 2009 05:48 PM - Academics - by Anonymous (woman)

My parents say I am not allowed to date until I'm married. MLID.

#1725

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Feb 9, 4648 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today I was reading old MLIDs when I came across the one about a guy whose last name was Butt. He thinks he has it bad: My name is Asad Butt. Much worse than a happy butt.

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Aug 31, 2009 10:03 AM - Random - by buttocksdepression (man)

Today, I went home and I saw this bald 35 year old male sitting on the couch. Turned out he is my cousin. He was here for a rishta. I am 19. MLID

#23

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Jun 15, 2009 12:47 AM - Rishtas - by chandni (woman)

Today, My two fobilicious friends had a cookoff to see who makes better chai... I was the judge. MLID

#30595

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Oct 19, 2009 03:30 PM - Random - by SindhiStyle (man)

Today, I realized every time we have a sub and he/she goes "Uhh..." I raise my hand because I know it's me. MLID.

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Oct 19, 2009 03:16 PM - Random - by mahi7837 (woman)

Today, my geography teacher was talking about religions and where they spread or start. She stopped before saying "Rajasthan" and immediately looked over at me and my desi friend and asked how to say it. Everyone stared at us because they wanted to hear it "The Indian Way" MLID

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Oct 17, 2009 10:23 PM - Random - by ishalovesmangos (woman)

Today, my older cousin asked me if I've seen any "raapchik maal" at my college. MLID

#30258

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Oct 17, 2009 04:30 PM - Random - by another.desi.guy (man)

Today I saw Slumdog Millionaire. Then I went to bed, dreaming I won a millionaire dollars, but upon coming back to my village with the cash, I tripped over a bowl of curry and somehow donated all my money to build a statue in front of Taj Mahal. MLID.

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Oct 16, 2009 09:34 PM - Random - by MyLifeIsDesi (man)

Today, I realized that, in all desi movies, the hero and heroin rub noses instead of kissing. MLID

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Oct 16, 2009 08:22 PM - Random - by Bhoot (man)

Today I realized that money doesn't buy happiness you need coupons for that, MLID

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Oct 16, 2009 05:46 PM - Random - by Ankita (woman)

Today, I realized Jacob Black is cooler than Edward Cullen, because Jake's brown.-MLID

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Feb 9, 3887 12:55 PM - Random - by desigurl (woman)

Whenever I get dressed up a little, my mom says, "oh hero bungyay!" MLID

#40496

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Dec 17, 2009 08:44 PM - Moms/Aunties - by SSK6161 (man)

Even though we have mops and brooms, my mom still uses a rag, squats on the floor and cleans the whole house. MLID.

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Nov 13, 2009 06:53 PM - Moms/Aunties - by oy? (woman)

Today I was in Abercrombie & Fitch with my friends, and sudenly i hear the tune of "haule haule" from Rab Ne Ban Di Jodi and for a second i tott it was playin in Abercrombie, until i turned around and saw an desi aunty scrambling thru her bag to get her fone out while her daughter was embarresed. MLID

#29642

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Feb 9, 6285 12:55 PM - Moms/Aunties - by annoymous (woman)

Today, because it's the 14th of August my mum is making me wear a green suit, with green bangles, and green jewellery, and green shoes, and green makeup with a green handbag. I love my country....but I look like Shrek. MLID.

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Aug 14, 2009 05:53 AM - Moms/Aunties - by iluvpakistan (woman)

Today, I was taking a shower and i was expecting my gf's call. While in the shower i heard my phone ring and my dad answered. The first thing she said, BAby i missed you, cme to my place asap nbdy's home. My dad knocked and said "Beta Tu bahir nikal" i didnt cme out for two hours. MLID

#7815

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Jul 8, 2009 01:21 AM - Dads/Uncles - by PUnjarorpathan (man)

Today, my dad spit on his glasses and use kleenex to clean it - the same one he had used to blow his nose. MLID

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Oct 15, 2009 05:10 PM - Dads/Uncles - by wah wah wah (woman)

Today I opened my fridge at home and saw a dozen large yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt. MLID

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Jun 16, 2009 04:05 PM - Cheapness - by omarhaq (man)

Today, I became a legend within my gora friends because I told them I had maids and drivers back in Pakistan. MLID

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Feb 15, 2010 08:35 AM - Random - by pakkkforlife (woman)

Today, a gora guy I really like asked me out. I told him, "I can't, I'm not allowed dating." Being sweet, he came over in the evening and asked my dad permission to take me out. My dad punched him in the face and broke his nose. Now he won't even talk to me. MLID

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Feb 9, 5444 12:53 PM - Dads/Uncles - by brownInUmreeka (woman)

Today, my mom told me to get "woh" from the kitchen 10 times. I still haven't figured out what "woh" is.

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Feb 9, 1293 12:47 PM - Cheapness - by vatermellun (woman)

When I was a teenager, I never wanted to wear a hat in winter and my dad would always yell at me, "Oh she just vaants to do fashion at school that's all...she'll get a zukaam then we'll see who does fashion after that"..MLID

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Feb 9, 9757 12:52 PM - Dads/Uncles - by chorbazari (woman)

Today my dad went around telling everyone how my 8 yearold brother is addicted to playboy. He was referring to his gameboy. MLID

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Jun 30, 2009 06:10 AM - Dads/Uncles - by papu (woman)

Today, I got on my school bus and said Assalamu Alaikum to the bus driver by mistake. MLID.

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Oct 16, 2009 09:51 PM - Random - by Sunny (woman)

Today, I had an argument with my mom over letting me go to india in the summer. She refuses to send me to india unless i promise to wear full sleeves, no skirts/capris/shorts and absolutly no make up, im also not allowed to leave the house without my mamaji. Why? She thinks ill get raped. MLID

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Oct 19, 2009 02:32 AM - Moms/Aunties - by boredkuri (woman)

Today, I was wondering how Jay Sean ever told his parents that he was dropping out of med school to become a musician. MLID

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Oct 10, 2009 03:08 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by suds (woman)

Today, I hypothetically asked my dad "what would you do if i was gay?". He said "no".MLID

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Oct 27, 2009 01:29 AM - Dads/Uncles - by navid170 (man)

Today, we were at a restaurant with our family and friends. The waiter was serving chicken. As he turns to give a sample to my grandmother, she replies "no, no, we are vegetables." MLID

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Oct 16, 2009 08:22 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Madhouse (woman)

Today I tried to microwave some Mac n Cheese. It came out smelling like last nights curry. MLID.

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Jul 30, 2009 05:49 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by zara malik (woman)

We don't have blind dates....we have blind marriages. MLID

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Sep 16, 2009 10:26 PM - Rishtas - by pakipatriot (woman)

Yo, FML I'm really happy for you, ima let you finish, but MLID has the BEST STORIES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!.

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Oct 20, 2009 11:20 PM - Random - by navid170 (man)

Today I met a guy, he asked me my religion. I said Jain, he said " Me Tarzan" and beat his chest. I threw my drink on him and walked away. MLID

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Jun 18, 2009 05:59 PM - Random - by hati (woman)

Today, I got Chinese Food delivered to the house. When I was done eating, I threw out the plastic container and sat down to watch TV. A few minutes later, my mom flipped out when she saw the container in the trash, made me take it out, and wash it so we could reuse it later on. MLID.

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Jun 15, 2009 02:15 AM - Cheapness - by chootmasala (man)

My dad has the tendency to scratch his private area whenever he wants, even in public... MLID.

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Oct 20, 2009 11:03 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Saboor (man)

Today, I saw a desi aunty walking. She was wearing pink and purple sari with black sneakers. It was the most bizarre thing I have ever seen in my life. MLID

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Dec 1, 2009 05:23 PM - Moms/Aunties - by bunniesrawesome (woman)

Today at Starbucks I ordered a Chai Latte, that crap wasn't Chai. MILD

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Dec 12, 2009 12:44 AM - Random - by MrPerfectNaz (man)

Today my mom called me down for dinner saying it was "Taco Night" I got excited cause Ive had desi food for the past week. I went downstairs and the "tacos" were naan and keema rolled up. MLID

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Jul 8, 2009 08:08 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by afzalym14 (man)

Today, my brother told my dad not to point fingers at anyone while they were arguing over something. My dad responded by saying "I'm not fingering anyone!" MLID.

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Sep 10, 2009 10:09 PM - Dads/Uncles - by LostInTranslation (man)

Today, i realized that white people have spice racks when desi people have spice cabinets. MLID

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Nov 23, 2009 07:16 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by bhangraboy (man)

Today, I realized why there are so many desi people in the world. There are no coupons for condoms. MLID

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Oct 11, 2009 10:50 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by lolwink; (woman)

Today, a friend told me that white people are undercooked, black people are overcooked, but brown people are just right. I definitely agree. MLID.

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Jan 19, 2010 11:12 PM - Random - by crazydesi7564 (woman)

My American friend saw my grandfather wearing a kurta, and asked me if he was wearing a "manskirt." -MLID

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Feb 9, 1554 12:58 PM - Random - by Rocketdesi (man)

Today my friend from Rutgers wore this shirt that said "I'm going to be the doctor your parents want you to marry." It was probably the greatest shirt I've ever seen. MLID

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Feb 9, 344 12:59 PM - Academics - by dhichanhouse (man)

Today, I remembered back in 8th grade telling my friends how my dad had "sugar" and they all looked at me werid..I realized in 9th grade biology it's actually called diabetes..not sugar.. MILD

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Aug 26, 2009 07:42 AM - Random - by alooparata (woman)

Today I realized that all of my desi friends and I have the same dinnerware sets. You know the white plates with the flowers circling it? MLID

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Dec 7, 2009 11:31 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by jaasi (woman)

Today I attended a party that had too many people and not enough seats, everyone was cutting the line at dinner which wasn't served until 10:30pm, the bathrooms had been hit by a hurricane and snot nosed kids were running around like rabid dogs, sadly it was just another Pakistani davat: MLID.

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Jun 15, 2009 02:19 PM - Random - by Sani (woman)

Today, I got in a fight with a white girl, when she called me a jerk, I called her a Kamini. MLID

#18

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Jun 15, 2009 12:44 AM - Random - by Prateek (man)

Today, I have decided that I will be serving a giant somosa at my weddings instead of a cake. MLID.

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Dec 24, 2009 04:04 AM - Random - by Toobrownforyou (woman)

Today, my siblings and my parents went out to eat at a restaurant. While we were all looking over the menu, the song "Birthday Sex" came on, and it was pretty loud, so me and my siblings start talking really loudly about random things in an attempt to drown out the song. SO awkward. MLID.

#6462

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Jul 3, 2009 07:52 PM - Random - by alakazaam (woman)

Today, I went to a Dunkin Donuts and my dad had a coupon for a free Iced Coffee that he found in his car with his other coupons. I went up to the cash register only to find that that coupon expired in 2007, the lady looked at me weird but gave me the coffee anyways just because i was indian. MLID

#2758

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Jun 23, 2009 10:40 PM - Cheapness - by shivaniiii893 (woman)

Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster (man)

Today, I talked back to my dad. He hit me with a chapal. MLID.

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Jun 16, 2009 02:00 AM - Dads/Uncles - by panipuri (man)

Today I realized that Deepika Padukone should be glad she's not gujarati.. coz her last name means "who farted?" in guji.. MLID

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Feb 9, 5919 12:58 PM - Random - by magajmari (woman)

Today, I was throwing away some old ripped shirts. My mom yelled at me and told me we could use them to mop the kitchen. MLID

#54

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Jun 15, 2009 08:34 AM - Cheapness - by desiGiRlxOxO (woman)

Today, i joined a group on facebook called All of our Tuppaware is stained yellow from Haldi... MLID

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Feb 9, 1231 12:58 PM - Random - by NUMii_786 (woman)

Today is Saturday. I woke up to the smell of dosas and agarbattis and the sound of bhajans. MLID.

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Feb 9, 2097 12:45 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by FussClassFob (woman)

Today I tried this on a desi girl at school, "damn girl you must eat eggplant cuz yo body is bangan," I got her number MLID

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Sep 29, 2009 09:24 PM - Random - by monk (man)

Today, we had guests over. My grandpa walks in scratching his ass. Then greets the guests. MLID.

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Jul 29, 2009 06:52 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by shat (woman)

Today, i went to Six Flags for the halloween thing. I tried not to act scared, but the ghost surprised me. The first thing that came out of my mouth was "SAALA BENCHOD!" MLID

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Oct 11, 2009 06:13 AM - Random - by boredkuri (woman)

Today, I realized how most desi parents do NOT know how to swim. For example, once my dad was swimming with us kids and all of a sudden we hear, "Bachaow mein mar raha hoon! Mein drown hora hoon!" He wasn't even in the deep end and his feet were on the ground. MLID.

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Jul 7, 2009 02:03 AM - Dads/Uncles - by desi_by_nature (woman)

Today, while getting picked up from school I saw that my mom was in the drivers seat and my dad in the passengers seat, my mind was blown and my jaw dropped to the ground. Obviously this doesn't happen often. MLID

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Nov 20, 2009 09:58 PM - Random - by iLoveBiryani yar (woman)

Today, I realized Dollar Stores are the best thing that happened to Desi people. MLID

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Dec 26, 2009 01:13 PM - Cheapness - by wasverynice (woman)

Today, i realized that whenever desi's are impressed they pout their lips, raise their eyebrows, and bobble their heads from side to side. MLID.

#25739

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Feb 9, 6562 12:53 PM - Rishtas - by shat (woman)

Today, I looked in the mirror and realized I was Desi. Yesterday, I looked in the mirror and I realized I was Desi. Tomorrow, I'm hoping for a new surprise. MLID.

#336

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Jun 16, 2009 09:17 PM - Random - by anon (woman)

Over Spring Break, I went skiing for the first time. I took a lesson there was another Indian kid in our group (tourist). As we learned how to slow down, his family kept yelling "aray brake maar, brake maar" and laughed extremely loudly at their own jokes. MLID

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Feb 9, 145 12:46 PM - Random - by Indian123 (man)

Today, my mom yelled at me for ten minutes because I left my textbook open unattended for a few minutes. Apparently, the shaitan came and read it, and now I am going to fail all my tests. MLID.

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Feb 9, 7315 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desilife (man)

Today, there was a new girl in my 2nd hour. Her name was Adishree, but she looked painfully gora. I asked her to borrow a pen, it was from the Holiday Inn. Then I knew. MLID.

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Dec 22, 2009 06:08 PM - Random - by HERlifeisdesi. (woman)

Today, Actually yesterday, I went to the movies with my friend who is a guy. Right when he put his arm around my shoulder, he got slapped on the back of his head. Turning around, we both saw my mom sitting in the row behind us. MLID

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Sep 26, 2009 05:07 PM - Moms/Aunties - by summmerr (woman)

Today, I tripped down the stairs. My mom yelled at me to stop because I was going to break the stairs.

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Dec 4, 2009 04:21 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by SAAmazing (woman)

Today, as i walked in the washroom, i realized that the lotta was full with warm water. I can't describe how happy i was. MLID

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Oct 19, 2009 04:18 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by brownbboy (man)

Today, I had a Molecular Biology exam. When I got home, my dad asked how I think I did on it. I told him I raped it. He slapped me in the face and called me a stupid chutiya for saying bad words. MLID.

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Feb 9, 7832 12:56 PM - Dads/Uncles - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, I saw that our family friends license plate said "GadiNo1." MLID

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Sep 28, 2009 10:25 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by xMuSiCx94 (woman)

Yesterday, I went to an uncle's (family friend) place for dinner. While wasting some time, a couple other kids and I were watching a Rated R movie. The uncle's 5yr old son came and asked to watch the movie. When I said no, he punched me in the ribs, called me a bhenchod and ran away laughing. MLID

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Jul 30, 2009 01:53 PM - Random - by vadapavchutney (man)

Today, when we opened our fast, the hot topic at the table was how the "Rooh Afzah" bottle no longer came in glass but was now in plastic-MLID

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Aug 24, 2009 01:29 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chutneylover (man)

Today, I was wearing a banyan and loongi in the morning. One of my dad's friends from out of town came to our house. he thought i was the nowkar. MLID.

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Jun 15, 2009 02:03 AM - Random - by Gandu (man)

Today, I was watching a cartoon show. All the kids were supposed to dress up as what they were most afraid of and the only Indian kid dressed as a F on a math test. MLID

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Nov 21, 2009 12:08 AM - Academics - by nilablueangel (woman)

Today my mom typed on the internet "www.com" and after waiting for a while she started banging the mouse going "why no email come?"
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Aug 20, 2009 03:33 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Tasmea (woman)

Today, I took my Mom to this nice Mexican restaurant. As soon as my Mom got his burrito, my Mom starts up. "This is nothing but some roti, tamaatar, kheera, dhaniya and chicken...you paid $20 for this?! Come home, I'll make it for you for free." My Mom was saying this to some gori 2 tables over,MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 01:16 AM - Moms/Aunties - by charger203 (man)

Today, I asked my desi stats professor for some help. He looked up at me with disgust and said, "Dafa ho." MLID.

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Jun 15, 2009 10:22 AM - Random - by Faris (man)

Today I was comparing arm hair with a friend. It was a girl. MLID

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Jun 16, 2009 03:09 AM - Random - by churga (man)

Today, for the first time in their 20 years of marriage, I saw the first sign of affection between my parents when my dad gave my mom a one armed hug. I felt so embarrassed that I had to leave the room. MLID

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Oct 10, 2009 02:16 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by BrownAndProud (woman)

One of my gora friend stopped by today at my house, his brother was in a minor accident couple of weeks ago. My dad came out tried to act all cool and ask him "hey Sam! how is your BRA?" he meant bro. MLID

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Sep 16, 2009 11:22 AM - Dads/Uncles - by URNS (man)

Today, I realized that desis idolize john abraham the way white girls idolize zac efron. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (361) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (77)

Feb 9, 1306 12:47 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by ashveryasheth (woman)

Today, I just got back from the Emergency Room of my local hospital. I was admitted this morning with deep lacerations to my hand. I hurt myself trying to squeeze the last remaining toothpaste from the tube. MLID

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Sep 25, 2009 03:39 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by ouchsohardtotype (woman)

Today I decided to eat with my hands for dinner. I made the mistake of not washing my hands with enough soap. It's four hours later and my hands still smell like curry. MLID.

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Dec 19, 2009 06:01 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by badummm (woman)

Today my dada-abu from Pakistan came to visit. He was walking around outside on the street in his shalwar kameez, with a topi on his head when the neighbour's grandson pointed at him and yelled out, "Look grandma, theres GOD!" MLID

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Jul 18, 2009 12:23 AM - Dads/Uncles - by God (woman)

Today, I realized that in every Indian movie there is a song where the couple goes to some snowy mountain, i always wonder why the girl isn't freezing in a see-through sari. MLID

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Oct 18, 2009 11:12 PM - Random - by desigirl (woman)

Today I was on the train listening to Bhangra in my headphones. I had an urge to suddenly burst into dance, and for about ten seconds, I actually contemplated it and believed that the rest of the people on the train would join me in the most epic Bhangra dance ever. MLID

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Feb 9, 3116 12:59 PM - Random - by Shaiyra (woman)

Today, I thought I'd spend some quality time with my grandmother and make some namak paara with her. She ditched me to go watch the Nadia Khan Show. MLID.

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Feb 9, 5888 12:57 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Sania (woman)

Today, I noticed how my brother, sister, and I conjugate hindi/urdu verbs with english endings, and it seems perfectly normal to my whole family. "Yes, I kila-ed (fed) dadi." "Ma, I already saf-ed (cleaned) my room." "I was panee-na-ing (showering) but, then I got cold water." MLID.

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Feb 9, 3756 12:48 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by hibsy (woman)

Today, my relatives called me using Skype and immediately hung up after one bell. I then realized that they had just given me a missed call using Skype's free call service. MLID.

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Oct 22, 2009 12:00 PM - Cheapness - by desi-ness (man)

Today, my uncle listened to the song "my humps" by black eyed peas. He turned to my sister and said "listen they are saying your name". Her name is Maham. MLID

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Aug 22, 2009 02:58 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Zaleelaurat (woman)

Today, my brother suggested we pass out Parle G biscuits to the trick or treaters on Halloween. MLID

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Oct 15, 2009 11:52 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by cookiemonster (woman)

Today, I ate a RIDICULOUS amount of eggrolls, samosas, pakores, kebab patties, and chana to break my fast. Afterwards I prayed in excrutiating discomfort wishing I hadn't eaten so much... then I came back 10 minutes later to eat "dinner". MLID

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Aug 23, 2009 08:36 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by airport1233 (man)

Today I was rolling down the street, not smoking anything, sipping on my thermos filled with green tea...Uptight, with my mind on my studies and my studies on my mind. MLID.

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Jul 30, 2009 04:22 AM - Academics - by mmhmm (woman)

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