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  • Name : Madhuri Patel
  • City/Country : United States
  • Birthday : Oct 2, 1994
  • Gender : Female
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hey the names Madhuri :D Im 15, desi, and i freakin love Panic! at the Disco. :))


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Today in history, we were reading out of the textbook and at one part it said "Anastasio Somoza of Nicaragua...". I thought of samosas. MLID

#35000
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Nov 20, 2009 05:41 PM - Academics - by pfizzy (man)

 

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Today, my sister came home and told us about a fight she had with one of her friends. My dad attempted to console her by saying, "Who needs friends when you have grades?" MLID.

#35133
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Nov 21, 2009 06:20 PM - Dads/Uncles - by mydesigirl (woman)

 

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Today, my mom yelled at me for cutting my nails after dark. She still didnt tell me why. MLID

#95
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Jun 15, 2009 05:20 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by crazydesi (man)

 

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Today, I told my parents that I failed my test. They hit me with a chappal. Then I said "APRIL FOOL", they hit me with a chappal again. MLID

#50170
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Apr 1, 2010 11:25 AM - Random - by Zolo (man)

 

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Today, i realized that white people have spice racks when desi people have spice cabinets. MLID

#35434
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Nov 23, 2009 07:16 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by bhangraboy (man)

 

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Today, we were looking at houses and my dad found one he liked. He wanted to ask the female agent if he could stay in touch with her. Instead, he said "You mind if I touch you." The ladies face turned red, my uncles and cousins were laughing, and my dad still didn't get what he said wrong. MLID

#730
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Jun 18, 2009 11:08 AM - Dads/Uncles - by DrDeep93 (man)

 

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Today I realized that all of my desi friends and I have the same dinnerware sets. You know the white plates with the flowers circling it? MLID

#38573
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Dec 7, 2009 11:31 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by jaasi (woman)

 

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Today, I realized that whenever I am chatting with my friends online, I say "jm" instead of "jk".... "Jm" means "Just Mazaaking!" MLID

#13932
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Jul 28, 2009 04:22 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

 

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Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

#13
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Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster (man)

 

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Today, I was throwing away some old ripped shirts. My mom yelled at me and told me we could use them to mop the kitchen. MLID

#54
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Jun 15, 2009 08:34 AM - Cheapness - by desiGiRlxOxO (woman)

 

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Today I hung out with my fobby cousin at a huge indian get together. He kept talking about his favorite singer 'Litt-HUL" John and his favorite song 'Popsicle'. It took me me half an hour to figure out that he was really talking about the rapper Lil Wayne and the song Lollipop. MLID.

#35324
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Nov 22, 2009 08:59 PM - Random - by chatoobore (woman)

 

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Today, I was watching a cartoon show. All the kids were supposed to dress up as what they were most afraid of and the only Indian kid dressed as a F on a math test. MLID

#35056
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Nov 21, 2009 12:08 AM - Academics - by nilablueangel (woman)

 

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Today, i went mini golfing with the family. We did one course. We did not do the last hole, so that we wouldnt lose the ball and we could play a second course. MLID

#41922
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Dec 26, 2009 01:48 AM - Cheapness - by desigolfergirl (woman)

 

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Today, I have decided to replace the term "I'd tap that" with "I'd shaadi that." MLID.

#48960
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Feb 10, 2010 07:52 PM - Random - by InsideOutCoconut (woman)

 

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Today i saw a 4 story dollar store in New York. It was as if i was staring at Heaven itself. MLID

#42201
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Wah! You are a true desi (583) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (34)

Dec 27, 2009 07:26 PM - Cheapness - by freshbrownie93 (man)

 

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Today, I realized my mom has more bling than 50 cent. MLID

#38710
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Dec 8, 2009 08:31 PM - Moms/Aunties - by zidu (man)

 

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Today, when i was eating animal crackers i felt the need to not eat the crackers shaped like cows. MLID

#41687
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Dec 24, 2009 06:23 PM - Random - by desigirl (woman)

 

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Today I realized that our family doesn't have a 'family doctor' because there are already three doctors in the family.MLID

#51098
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Wah! You are a true desi (532) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (32)

Apr 11, 2010 01:32 PM - Random - by desi! (woman)

 

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