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Name : Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Mehwish!
City/Country : United States
Birthday : Feb 8, 1942
Gender : Female
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Number of comments : 79
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Today I found out that Bollywood gave me unrealistic expectations about Desi guys. MLID

#1204

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Wah! You are a true desi (602) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (39)

Feb 8, 6924 12:45 PM - Rishtas - by ABCDfob (woman)

My parents say I am not allowed to date until I'm married. MLID.

#1725

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Wah! You are a true desi (6178) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (300)

Feb 8, 4648 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today my girlfriend dumped me. I made myself feel better by knowing that if I can't find a girl to love me for the rest of my life, my parents will. MLID

#10995

10 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (1778) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (70)

Jul 18, 2009 04:44 PM - Rishtas - by brokenhearted (man)

Today well actually yesterday I went to the mall with my friends. While we were walking I saw this desi aunty that I knew, I tried to hide behind my friends so she wouldn't see me. MLID

#41255

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Wah! You are a true desi (355) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (29)

Dec 22, 2009 10:38 AM - Random - by lolsmileyface (woman)

Today, my mom asked me if I completed 15 and was running on 16, or completed 16 and was running on 17. When I proceeded to say that I'm 16 years old, she restated the question. I still don't know the difference between completing years and being a certain age. MLID

#1037

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Wah! You are a true desi (341) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (22)

Feb 8, 9954 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desigurl (woman)

Today, when we opened our fast, the hot topic at the table was how the "Rooh Afzah" bottle no longer came in glass but was now in plastic-MLID

#20123

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Wah! You are a true desi (356) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (31)

Aug 24, 2009 01:29 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chutneylover (man)

Today, I realized that during finals week, I was seriously considering dropping out of college and becoming a chai wallah. Half my life is spent making chai anyway; I might as well get paid for it. MLID

#41236

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Wah! You are a true desi (440) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (13)

Dec 22, 2009 02:06 AM - Academics - by Anonymous (woman)

Today I told my mom that we didn't have any ketchup left. She looked at me and said "Uffo, mujhe do" so i gave her the bottle. She then put some water in it, shook it and handed it back. MLID

#20369

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Wah! You are a true desi (600) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (25)

Aug 25, 2009 03:08 PM - Cheapness - by Chumpuno1 (woman)

Today, I got my first car. My dad gave it to me and said, "Beta, take care of my Mercedeees." It's '90 Toyota Corolla . It has no air conditioning and the brake screeches like a girl in a scary movie. MLID

#556

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Wah! You are a true desi (282) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Jun 17, 2009 07:56 PM - Cheapness - by abhay1120 (man)

i went to eat with a desi friend of mine. When it came to pay the bill, he kept his hand in the back pocket and didnt say anything. when i paid, he said let me pay, let me pay. MLID

#269

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Wah! You are a true desi (361) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (11)

Jun 16, 2009 05:16 PM - Cheapness - by angad (man)

Today, my friends invited me to the beach but I pretended to be sick because I didn't want to take off my shirt and show the world my hair chest ... MLID

#19979

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (389) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (39)

Aug 23, 2009 01:09 PM - Random - by Anonymous (man)

Today, I watched my mom floss her teeth immediately after eating. I was wondering where in the kitchen she had found dental floss, until I realized that the thread she was using to floss her teeth with had come from her dupatta. MLID.

#21245

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Wah! You are a true desi (393) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Aug 30, 2009 05:52 AM - Moms/Aunties - by chiru (woman)

The other day, I walked into a desi grocery store to pick up some stuff, and near some smaller packaged items, i noticed a little handwritten note taped to the display saying: 'Please do not open packages, Allah is watching.' MLID

#41274

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Wah! You are a true desi (401) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (26)

Dec 22, 2009 02:25 PM - Random - by boredg (man)

Yesterday in my english class i got my book. I read the name of a previous student who had the book. Her name was Sadaf Khan. I immediatly wrote down the name to search for her on facebook to make her my future wife. MLID

#22625

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (339) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (232)

Sep 5, 2009 01:00 PM - Rishtas - by PAKIBOIII (man)

My mom bought me a jacket five years ago and she bought a size bigger so I would grow into it. I'm still growing into it. MLID

#52

1 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (564) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (15)

Jun 15, 2009 08:18 AM - Cheapness - by desiGiRlxOxO (woman)

Today, I got burned on the stove while making chai. My mom told me to put toothpaste on it. MLID.

#12962

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (587) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (85)

Feb 8, 5525 12:48 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by BaMF4LyFe! (woman)

My mom just asked me to not empty water down the drain but to go pour it outside on the lawn. MLID

#8892

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (335) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (39)

Jul 11, 2009 05:16 PM - Cheapness - by KingVaroon (man)

I think that instead of wishing at 11:11 desi people should make a wish at 7:11.MLID

#43972

7 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (369) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (87)

Jan 11, 2010 06:32 PM - Random - by navid170 (man)

Today, my aunt and uncle came over. The entire time they were here, them and my parents talked crap about all our other aunts and uncles. Then as soon as they left my parents started talked crap about them. MLID

#12567

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (769) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (16)

Feb 8, 997 12:48 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I realized that whenever i tell one of my desi friends that i have big news they automatically think that im engaged to get married. MLID.

#17617

1 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (961) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (44)

Aug 12, 2009 12:24 AM - Rishtas - by desipunk'd (woman)

Today, I was running low on gas. So, I went home and switched cars. MLID

#15

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Wah! You are a true desi (859) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (285)

Jun 15, 2009 12:43 AM - Cheapness - by Billz (man)

Today, my mom was telling me about marriage proposals that came for me. When I complained to my cousin that i didn't know I was on the market and that I was still too young at 19, she said, "You're Brown. You've been on the market since you were 16 at least." MLID.

#18865

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Wah! You are a true desi (543) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (26)

Aug 19, 2009 12:27 AM - Rishtas - by desigirl (woman)

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