Desiiiiiiiiiiii's Profile

Desiiiiiiiiiiii

Search for a member

Send Message

Information

Name : Atif Choudhury
City/Country : Nashvegas, United States
Birthday : Apr 8, 1989
Gender : Male
Profile Views : 2744
Number of comments : 51
Number of stories : 0

Recent visitors

About Member

just another American desi (def. not ABCD though...I was prob. ON that train as a kid :-) doing his thing...oh and this site OWNS FML ahahaha

Favorites

Today, I went to a club. This girl came up to me and started dancing. I didn’t know what to do so my fingers automatically pointed towards the sky and I busted out bhangra. MLID

#21

44 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (4847) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (234)

Jun 15, 2009 12:46 AM - Random - by pakiboYz (man)

Today, i looked outside to see my chinese neighbor mowing his lawn in his boxers. I laughed. I looked out to my front yard and saw my dad doing the same thing. Except in a lungi. MLID.

#801

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (375) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

Jun 18, 2009 05:01 PM - Dads/Uncles - by desigirl123 (woman)

Today, the only reason I showered was because I was gonna be hanging out with white people. MLID.

#1538

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (124) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (296)

Feb 9, 9303 12:45 PM - Random - by Jasen (man)

Today, I went to the Hindu temple to eat the free food after the puja. I'm a Muslim. MLID

#9130

41 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (2785) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (424)

Feb 9, 8552 12:47 PM - Cheapness - by ladooooo (woman)

Today, me and my sister complained to my father about how green and algae filled our pool is. He continued to say that in bangladesh he used toi swim in ponds "full of leeches and shit everyday." MLID.

#2340

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (266) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (22)

Jun 22, 2009 08:33 PM - Cheapness - by Navsun (man)

Today, i got sent to the office for being suspected of gang activity because my gym coach saw the mehndi on my hands when i was stretching in gym. MLID

#10295

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (410) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (31)

Jul 16, 2009 01:26 AM - Random - by orangeflamingo (woman)

Today, I remembered how this random desi guy sent me a message on fb giving me his entire "bio data" phone number, income everything included. I messaged him back saying "Not interested!". He replied, "Don't vorry not here for hanky panky vant frandsheep." MLID.

#8016

10 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (462) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (25)

Jul 8, 2009 07:33 PM - Random - by desi_by_nature (woman)

Today, my friend called my house. My grandfather picked up and started talking in Bengali. My friend got scared and hung up. MLID

#1373

0 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (219) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (7)

Feb 9, 9086 12:45 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by anonimis06 (man)

Today at a desi party, I saw a couple of children misbehaving. All of a sudden, a random Auntie told them that if they didn't be quite, a big black dog was going to eat them. MLID

#7658

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (431) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (61)

Jul 7, 2009 07:37 PM - Moms/Aunties - by ...... (woman)

Today my dad got drunk at my cousins wedding reception and started throwing money everywhere on the dance floor. My mom then told me to go pick it up. MLID

#7044

1 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (500) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (51)

Jul 5, 2009 10:24 PM - Cheapness - by desi everyday (woman)

My cousin spent his entire childhood getting picked on in school. He last name is Fakhar. His first name is Mazhar. His name is Mazhar Fakhar. MLID.

#8068

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (674) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (27)

Jul 8, 2009 09:52 PM - Random - by desinumber1 (man)

When Obama was still runnning, my desi parents applauded him for pronouncing "Pakistan" and "Iraq" correctly. That's why they voted for him. MLID.

#8090

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (624) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Jul 8, 2009 10:29 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by raagini (woman)

Everytime we stay at hotels, I end up using the complimentary coffee pots as lotas. I put them back in their place before checking out so the cleaning ladies don't think I'm weird. MLID.

#5629

9 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (263) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (26)

Feb 9, 6486 12:46 PM - Random - by pappu (woman)

Today, I logged onto my Shaadi.com profile, which I had created under pressure from my family. I saw there were not one, not two, but three guys who expressed interest. All were from Kerala, and had the same hairstyle, same thick mustache, and wore a polo shirt and lungi. MLID.

#590

7 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (406) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (16)

Jun 17, 2009 09:30 PM - Rishtas - by mallu_ladki (woman)

Today, my dad was telling me that Harry Potter had Bengali twins in the third movie. That was the only reason he wanted to watch it with me. MLID

#10031

13 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (463) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Jul 15, 2009 04:23 AM - Dads/Uncles - by insanepoet9 (woman)

Today, my friend and i were laughing and talking in the back of the classroom. Our indian teacher gave us both dirty looks and said, "YOU TWO! STOP JACKING OFF BACK THERE." MLID

#10431

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (386) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (62)

Jul 16, 2009 03:53 PM - Random - by T-T (woman)

Today my father called me besharam for wearing my pants low. He was in his Lungi... MLID

#2926

1 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (288) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (9)

Jun 24, 2009 01:18 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Lungi ka Beta (man)

Today, I had my chemistry exam, and I went to fill out my name on the scantron, but could not fit it in. As you might have guessed, I'm south indian. MLID.

#6053

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (498) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (12)

Feb 9, 4747 12:46 PM - Random - by subraMONEYum (man)

Today, my mom gave me a united states history lesson and told me that the 16th president was "Ibrahim Lincoln." MLID

#5144

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (465) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Jun 30, 2009 02:17 AM - Moms/Aunties - by desigirl1 (woman)

Today, my dad picked me up from school wearing nothing but a bunyan and a lungi. MLID

#5505

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (467) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Feb 9, 4212 12:46 PM - Dads/Uncles - by laadlabeta (man)

Today my aunt from Pakistan wore her salwar kameez to the beach and I pretended I was not with her.MLID

#1834

0 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (288) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (22)

Jun 21, 2009 03:23 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Lahore kurri (woman)

Home

Funtaastic Stories

Rubbish Stories

Random Stories

Submit

Moderate

Submit your story