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Today, I hypothetically asked my dad "what would you do if i was gay?". He said "no".MLID

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Today, we were at a restaurant with our family and friends. The waiter was serving chicken. As he turns to give a sample to my grandmother, she replies "no, no, we are vegetables." MLID

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Today i realised why we have 1 billion people in india, it's because condoms aren't reusable. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (1546) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (688)

Jul 20, 2009 04:40 AM - Rishtas - by Anonymous (man)

 

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Today, I noticed that all older desi men look pregnant - MLID

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Today, my brother told my dad not to point fingers at anyone while they were arguing over something. My dad responded by saying "I'm not fingering anyone!" MLID.

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Today I opened my fridge at home and saw a dozen large yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (5834) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (178)

Jun 16, 2009 04:05 PM - Cheapness - by omarhaq (man)

 

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Today, my dad got mad at my brother. I started saying something to defend my brother and my dad says, "I talk, he talk, why you middle talk??" MLID

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Today, this random desi guy came up to me at the mall and said "Hey gorgeous, how much spices did your mom eat because your sizzling hot!!!" My first thought was to slap him then my second thought was to post this on mlid. MLID

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Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

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Today, I saw the new MetroPCS commercial featuring Ranjit and Chad. I'm sure all desis will switch to MetroPCS just because of that commercial.




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Today, I got a 97 on my final exam. When I showed it to my parents, they asked me where the other 3 points went. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (5955) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (255)

Jun 15, 2009 12:44 AM - Academics - by wasti (man)

 

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Today, I went to a club. This girl came up to me and started dancing. I didn’t know what to do so my fingers automatically pointed towards the sky and I busted out bhangra. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (4846) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (234)

Jun 15, 2009 12:46 AM - Random - by pakiboYz (man)

 

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Today, i went to Six Flags for the halloween thing. I tried not to act scared, but the ghost surprised me. The first thing that came out of my mouth was "SAALA BENCHOD!" MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (520) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Oct 11, 2009 06:13 AM - Random - by boredkuri (woman)

 

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Today, I was at the mall and some nasty greasy desi guys were staring at me and my friends. In an attempt to hit on me, one of them said, "Damn girl, you are hotter than garaam garaam chai!" I slapped him with my purse and walked away. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (412) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (53)

Jul 3, 2009 05:54 PM - Random - by 2cool4u (woman)

 

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Today, i was walking down the street wearing shorts and i passed by this desi aunty. I heard her muttering words under her breath and i'm pretty sure one of them was randi. I pulled my shorts down lower. MLID

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Today, I received a phone call from someone and after exchanging 'Salaams' with each other they asked me, 'Tumne Mujhe Nahi Pehchana?' No, no you a***hole. I did not. Not you or the other million desi people who call my house asking me that. MLID

 

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I was telling my mother how it's alright to marry for love instead of money. She replied,"Of course money doesn't buy happiness... money IS happiness and that is what marrying a doctor or lawyer will get you, no?" MLID

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Today, someone asked me if i was casino indian or dot indian. MLID

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Yesterday, i quoted russell peters on the SATs. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (531) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (46)

Oct 11, 2009 03:19 PM - Academics - by MUKz (man)

 

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Today, my dad was pointing at something at the store with his middle finger. He didn't think this was wrong at all. MLID

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Today, i tripped over my mom's dupatta and almost broke my arm. She yelled at me because i ripped it. She cares more about her stupid dupatta than her own daughter. MLID

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Today, i found this and thought it was very cute & made me wish i had an older brother to protect me like heroines do in the bollywood movies , MLID


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Today, I remembered that when I was in first grade, a random non-desi girl started talking to me in the bathroom. She said "Do you do doodoo?" and I thought she meant milk and replied "Yes, I drink doodoo". MLID.

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Today my mom told me "we marry to love, we dont love to marry." MLID

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Today, I thought it would be cool for mlid to have a messaging feature or a chat forum type of thing for its users. Comment if you agree. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (406) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (138)

Dec 15, 2009 07:26 PM - Random - by ishbabe427 (woman)

 

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Today, I realized that my parents TiVo everything on TV that has the word India in it. MLID

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Today, like every other day my mom left me a voicemail asking where I was. Today, like every other day it included one of the following words. Kuthi, harmzadi, kabees, kamini, chaval. I love you mom. MLID.

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Today me and my gori friend were looking at pictures from my childhood. When she saw one my friend said, " OHMIGOSH You got so tan since then." I smiled and laughed it off but as I write this I am now plotting for her downfall.MLID

 

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Today, my mom told me that gossiping is the work of the devil. If that's true, every desi aunty in my community is going to hell. MLID

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Today, I realized unlike english movie trailers, that have clips from the movie, hindi movie trailers have songs. MLID

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Today, my cousin was looking for her wedding dress. My uncle told her to get the priciest one and she could just return it after the wedding. Everyone laughed because they thought he was joking. He wasn't. MLID

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On Friday, everyone came to school dressed in their halloweens costumes. I thought it would be fun to dress up as Hermione. When I got to school, one girl said, "You're Parvati Patil, right?" MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (724) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Nov 1, 2009 12:36 PM - Random - by tammiii (woman)

 

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Today I realized that my dad still thinks I don't know what sex is. I'm 19. MLID

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Today, I asked my mother when I can start dating. She looked at me all surprised and shocked and she said "Where did you learn that dirty word from?" I guess I better not tell her that I have a boyfriend. MLID

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Today, I got called a coconut (brown on the outside, white on the inside) by my 6 year old cousin. I don't know where he learns that stuff from. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (362) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Oct 16, 2009 07:54 PM - Random - by ishee427 (woman)

 

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Today, i realized that last year my sister dressed up as a "fairy princess" by wearing a salwar kameez. Obviously, my mom's idea. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (452) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (26)

Oct 27, 2009 08:19 PM - Random - by costume (woman)

 

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