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Name : Maheen
City/Country : New York City, United States
Birthday : Oct 23, 1996
Gender : Female
Profile Views : 2551
Number of comments : 17
Number of stories : 0

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I have writing on my hands, Chineese food in my stomach, and nonsense on my mind. my email!: miarulesxd@gmail.com

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Today i realized that we dont have blind dates, we have blind marriages MLID

#47117

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Wah! You are a true desi (1042) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (33)

Jan 27, 2010 10:36 PM - Rishtas - by burnoutboy28 (man)

Today, I got engaged. I'm now going to start the process of getting to know her.

#46408

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Wah! You are a true desi (1667) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (35)

Jan 24, 2010 05:28 PM - Rishtas - by desiflychick (man)

Today (or last night) I went with my family to garba. Lucky me --- while spinning in my extricate lahenga, one of my bangles got caught to a guy's kurta. It was the most romantic moment of my life when he smiled at me, and held my wrist, taking the bangle off his kurta. MLID.

#25532

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Wah! You are a true desi (1284) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (32)

Feb 8, 8797 12:53 PM - Random - by ILoveMyIndiaa (woman)

After leaving someone's house, my family talks crap about them. MLID.

#3731

18 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (3402) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (183)

Jun 26, 2009 02:33 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chicago chick (woman)

Today, I realized that whenever I am chatting with my friends online, I say "jm" instead of "jk".... "Jm" means "Just Mazaaking!" MLID

#13932

14 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (2192) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (267)

Jul 28, 2009 04:22 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

Today, i went to Six Flags for the halloween thing. I tried not to act scared, but the ghost surprised me. The first thing that came out of my mouth was "SAALA BENCHOD!" MLID

#29112

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Wah! You are a true desi (520) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Oct 11, 2009 06:13 AM - Random - by boredkuri (woman)

Today I realized that, as much as it sucked to be 1st-generation US-born to immigrant parents who don't understand, our kids will definitely miss out on the collective humor of having parents straight outta the motherland. MLID

#4129

10 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (898) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (28)

Jun 27, 2009 02:54 AM - Random - by closetFOB (woman)

Today at Starbucks I ordered a Chai Latte, that crap wasn't Chai. MILD

#39374

9 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (1027) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (34)

Dec 12, 2009 12:44 AM - Random - by MrPerfectNaz (man)

ToDaY, i LoGgEd On To ChEcK faCeBoOk AnD NoTiCeD aLl My CoUsInS iN pAkI aNd InDiA tYpE lIkE tHiS. MLID.

#6257

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Wah! You are a true desi (612) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (54)

Feb 8, 700 12:47 PM - Random - by hasankhan23 (man)

Today, I realized that Russell Peters has achieved hero status among indian teenagers. Indian parents seem to hate him, because he mocks everything they do, and is usually right about it. MLID.

#14046

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Wah! You are a true desi (556) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (82)

Jul 28, 2009 11:03 PM - Random - by desicomedy (woman)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend over MSN. I asked him to tell me something sexy about him. He said he owns a lab coat. Rawr. MLID

#32882

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Wah! You are a true desi (955) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (197)

Nov 3, 2009 11:23 PM - Academics - by theoriginalbrownsugar (woman)

Today, at work, some gora co-workers who are kinda racist starting getting on my case. They asked mockingly ' Do you people have washing machines in pakistan ?'. I replied 'No, I get my servants to wash my clothes.' MLID

#11740

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Wah! You are a true desi (1023) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Jul 21, 2009 01:24 PM - Random - by frylock (man)

Today my mom called me a "kutti ki bachi". Apparently she did not see the irony in that. MLID

#4636

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Wah! You are a true desi (432) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (20)

Jun 28, 2009 11:17 PM - Moms/Aunties - by SK (woman)

Today, my mom was talking to her friend on the phone with her daily gossip. She was like "Hai hai, so and so's daughter was wearing a sleeveless shirt. How do I know? Facebook ki kamaal. You should either get one or force your children to give you their passwords." MLID

#3694

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Wah! You are a true desi (516) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (22)

Jun 26, 2009 12:32 AM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (woman)

Everytime a substitute is taking atttendance in class, and she pauses with a confused look, i automatically raise my hand, sigh, and say "Im here.." MLID

#17144

19 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (2149) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (37)

Aug 9, 2009 09:05 PM - Academics - by pshah (man)

Today, my non desi friend came over and she thought my nickname was Kuthi, because thats what my mom always calls me. MLID.

#15562

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Wah! You are a true desi (548) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (41)

Aug 2, 2009 11:57 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Roshni (woman)

Today, I realized my mom has more bling than 50 cent. MLID

#38710

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Wah! You are a true desi (1194) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (37)

Dec 8, 2009 08:31 PM - Moms/Aunties - by zidu (man)

My best friend (who is desi) and I assign all the guys we know female names (i.e. Samarth = Samriddhi, Noel = Noelyn, Jacob = Jessica) so that our parents won't suspect anything when we talk about them on the phone. MLID.

#41251

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Wah! You are a true desi (509) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (38)

Dec 22, 2009 10:03 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by karishmah (woman)

Today, i looked outside to see my chinese neighbor mowing his lawn in his boxers. I laughed. I looked out to my front yard and saw my dad doing the same thing. Except in a lungi. MLID.

#801

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Wah! You are a true desi (375) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

Jun 18, 2009 05:01 PM - Dads/Uncles - by desigirl123 (woman)

Today, my gori friend came and told me she got her first B on an essay so I offered her my condolences. She hasn't spoken to me since. MLID

#37135

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Wah! You are a true desi (712) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (32)

Dec 2, 2009 02:10 AM - Academics - by om shanthi om (woman)

Today, at the stoplight, this gangster tough guy next to me is blasting rap music. i put my window down and put in my CD of K3G blasting "Bole Chudiyan". He looks up and slowly puts the volume down. Never underestimate the power of bollywood music. MLID

#29083

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Wah! You are a true desi (627) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Oct 11, 2009 12:50 AM - Random - by darkbeauty: (woman)

Today, I asked my mother when I can start dating. She looked at me all surprised and shocked and she said "Where did you learn that dirty word from?" I guess I better not tell her that I have a boyfriend. MLID

#43607

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Wah! You are a true desi (574) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (43)

Jan 5, 2010 08:55 PM - Moms/Aunties - by ishbabe427 (woman)

We had some families over for dinner today. As soon as one family got up to leave around 11p.m., my mom asks, "You're leaving this early?!" MLID

#14385

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Wah! You are a true desi (592) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (28)

Jul 29, 2009 11:26 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by DesiGirl : (woman)

Every time i go out with my friends, my mom wants to know their names and their phone numbers. MLID

#45228

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Wah! You are a true desi (549) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (29)

Jan 19, 2010 02:25 AM - Moms/Aunties - by prasheeenSHAH (man)

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