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Today i realised why we have 1 billion people in india, it's because condoms aren't reusable. MLID

#11396

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Jul 20, 2009 04:40 AM - Rishtas - by Anonymous (man)

Today, we were looking at houses and my dad found one he liked. He wanted to ask the female agent if he could stay in touch with her. Instead, he said "You mind if I touch you." The ladies face turned red, my uncles and cousins were laughing, and my dad still didn't get what he said wrong. MLID

#730

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Jun 18, 2009 11:08 AM - Dads/Uncles - by DrDeep93 (man)

Today, I talked back to my dad. He hit me with a chapal. MLID.

#154

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Jun 16, 2009 02:00 AM - Dads/Uncles - by panipuri (man)

Today (or last night) I went with my family to garba. Lucky me --- while spinning in my extricate lahenga, one of my bangles got caught to a guy's kurta. It was the most romantic moment of my life when he smiled at me, and held my wrist, taking the bangle off his kurta. MLID.

#25532

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Feb 8, 8797 12:53 PM - Random - by ILoveMyIndiaa (woman)

#43171

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Jan 3, 2010 03:01 AM - Videos - by Desimannnn (man)

Today I went to a wedding where the bride and groom were chatting with each other throughout the night. All of the aunties and uncles were gossiping about how the two of them talked to each other a little too much. MLID

#7972

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Jul 8, 2009 05:33 PM - Rishtas - by weirdodesi (woman)

Today my mom asked me if I do "masti" with my boyfriend. in bed. MLID

#20310

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Aug 25, 2009 01:16 AM - Rishtas - by Russia (woman)

Today, I realized that most people worry about their BF's dating or sleeping with other girls. But I have to worry about his parents marrying him off via Shaadi.com MLID

#20795

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Feb 8, 633 12:51 PM - Rishtas - by Desi Girl (woman)

Today i was at the mall with my brother and a few aunties saw us. A few hours later after getting off the phone my mom yelled at me for hanging out with "boys." At night the same aunties saw me with my brother at a stupid desi party and showed my mom who the "boy" was. MLID

#823

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Jun 18, 2009 05:36 PM - Random - by ladooo (woman)

Today I found out that Bollywood gave me unrealistic expectations about Desi guys. MLID

#1204

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Feb 8, 6924 12:45 PM - Rishtas - by ABCDfob (woman)

Today, I got a friend request on facebook. As soon as I looked at the picture, I knew he majored in Electrical Engineering. I clicked on his profile and his info came up. I was right. MLID.

#27941

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Oct 4, 2009 04:35 PM - Rishtas - by blondeatheartoh9 (woman)

Today, I was thinking about an upcoming wedding. I proceeded to daydream of dancing, and all of a sudden my dupatta would get stuck on a cute boys shirt. and then we'd fall in love and live happily ever after...MLID.

#6213

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Feb 8, 434 12:46 PM - Rishtas - by dreamgirl12 (woman)

Today, I saw two desi guys holding hands. I thought they were gay until my friend explained that they weren't gay but had just come from Pakistan and were childhood bestfriends.

#15897

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Feb 8, 9485 12:49 PM - Random - by LailaJ (woman)

Today, i realized that whenever desi's are impressed they pout their lips, raise their eyebrows, and bobble their heads from side to side. MLID.

#25739

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Feb 8, 6562 12:53 PM - Rishtas - by shat (woman)

Today, I realized that while my parents have spend over $100 on entertainment for my brother on the flight to India, They refuse to pay even $20 for songs from iTunes for me. MLID.

#40047

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Dec 15, 2009 10:07 AM - Cheapness - by nidhigirl (woman)

Today, my parents found out that my school (International Academy) was the second best in the country. They immediately started telling everyone they knew. MLID

#39668

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Dec 13, 2009 10:35 AM - Academics - by brown'nnerdy (man)

Today my friend came to spend a few nights at our place. My dad, instead of saying "Feel at home" said "Feel yourself" we all cracked up but my dad didnt catch his mistake till much later...MLID

#24690

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Sep 16, 2009 12:35 AM - Dads/Uncles - by desipana (man)

My mom, dad, uncle, and aunt all make weird slurping noises when they "drink" dal and chai. MLID

#40341

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Dec 16, 2009 10:04 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by sanman20 (man)

Today I realized, every time someone asks for my name they always pronounce it wrong or say "how do you spell that?". MLID

#39644

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Dec 13, 2009 04:59 AM - Random - by 2indian4u (man)

Today, I received a phone call from someone and after exchanging 'Salaams' with each other they asked me, 'Tumne Mujhe Nahi Pehchana?' No, no you a***hole. I did not. Not you or the other million desi people who call my house asking me that. MLID

#8722

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Jul 10, 2009 08:30 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by fghori786 (man)

Today my mom told me she will be joining me on my honeymoon, just to make sure my new husband and I dont do anything "Naughty". MLID.

#6506

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Jul 3, 2009 11:29 PM - Rishtas - by FML : (woman)

When i was three years old, my parents got me "engaged" to my first cousin back in the motherland. Today, 20 years later, they think it's still on. MLID.

#5463

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Feb 8, 4597 12:46 PM - Rishtas - by uffho (woman)

Today my mom made her own yougurt. She was so excited to show me and then she decided to put it in a tupperware box instead of the millions of yogurt containers lying around the house. MLID

#6660

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Jul 4, 2009 03:26 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desigirl11 (woman)

Today, I discovered the desi grading scale:
A= average, acceptable
B= bad, better get an A next time and a LONG speech about why you didn't get one this time
C= crap, I'm not eating tonight
D= don't even go there....
F= funeral plans. MLID

#34293

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Nov 15, 2009 08:53 AM - Academics - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I was talking to my white boyfriend about how our English teacher loved him. I told him he was a brown-noser, and he started laughing hysterically and went, "That's only because your nose rubs mine when we make out!" MLID.

#38230

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Wah! You are a true desi (310) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (934)

Dec 6, 2009 05:25 PM - Rishtas - by rachita (woman)

Today, I was on MLID at school. I had to explain to my gori friend that the advertisement on the side for singlemuslim.com was a marriage site, not a dating one. MLID

#37357

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Wah! You are a true desi (505) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Dec 3, 2009 01:48 AM - Rishtas - by desigirl (woman)

Today, I was taking a timed quiz for a class of mine with a few minutes left. My mom starts yelling from downstairs. I run downstairs to find out what happened. Turns out that she wants me to get her the remote for the tv and flip the light switch all which were a few feet away from her. MLID

#26188

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Sep 24, 2009 08:25 PM - Rishtas - by imnotindian (man)

Today, (more like last night) I played dhandiya with an extremely hot desi dude during the Garba Raas. I was smiling the rest of the night. MLID.

#25525

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Feb 8, 8107 12:53 PM - Rishtas - by garbagirl (woman)

Today, I told my mom I was going to get a gym membership. She told me not to waste the money and just run up and down the stairs twenty times. MLID.

#23177

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Feb 8, 4211 12:52 PM - Moms/Aunties - by AshsSister (woman)

today, my mom was cleaning our bathrooms. by the time i woke up to go to teh bathroom, i couldnt find my toothbrush. upon asking my mom where it was, she says " I eused it to cleeain te toilet" , after flipping out on her, she says" ja papa ka toothbrush use kar" MLID.

#39457

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Dec 12, 2009 02:04 PM - Moms/Aunties - by YOUWAT!! (woman)

Today, while talking to my white friend, I realized that I can refer to at least 50 people as my "uncle" and have no idea how I'm related to them. MLID

#7462

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Wah! You are a true desi (873) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Jul 7, 2009 02:29 AM - Rishtas - by aamir (man)

Everytime a substitute is taking atttendance in class, and she pauses with a confused look, i automatically raise my hand, sigh, and say "Im here.." MLID

#17144

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Aug 9, 2009 09:05 PM - Academics - by pshah (man)

Today, my non desi friend came over and she thought my nickname was Kuthi, because thats what my mom always calls me. MLID.

#15562

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Aug 2, 2009 11:57 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Roshni (woman)

#42986

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Jan 1, 2010 05:14 PM - Videos - by desigurl247 (woman)

Today, i went to a wedding in pakistan, i saw a cute girl and started flirting with her and my mum comes up to me and says, "oh beta i see you have met your niece aisha". MLID

#13274

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Wah! You are a true desi (980) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (51)

Jul 26, 2009 03:11 PM - Rishtas - by tasteslikeali (man)

Today, we went to a wedding and my mom said the bride was shameless and "modern" because she wore a sleeveless top and smiled for her pictures. MLID

#12878

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Wah! You are a true desi (1210) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (46)

Feb 8, 7537 12:48 PM - Rishtas - by LailaJ (woman)

Today, I got a friend request on facebook from a guy from India whom I have never met. He msged me saying " HI. Hello, lets make friends. and we will talk about marriage later" MLID.

#12597

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Wah! You are a true desi (1236) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (43)

Feb 8, 5923 12:48 PM - Rishtas - by mMmfrooti (woman)

Today my mom and I saw 2 lesbians walking down the street holding hands
and flirting and my mom says "now why can't u be this close to your sister..?"
MLID...

#14525

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Wah! You are a true desi (1294) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (29)

Jul 30, 2009 09:36 AM - Moms/Aunties - by yournotsotypicalabcd (woman)

Today, my mom told me all the latest gossip she's found out from stalking her aunty friends on Facebook. "Noreen is wearing a sleeveless dress! Rina dyed her hair blonde!" If only she knew the things I've learned about Noreen and Rina's kids from Facebook. MLID

#24316

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Sep 14, 2009 01:52 AM - Moms/Aunties - by facebookie (woman)

i'm going to try that.

#25435

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Feb 8, 3598 12:53 PM - Videos - by roshneeee (woman)

Today after several rounds of interviews I found out I got my dream job in a new city, I envisioned my new apartment, friends coming over, chilling- until my dad said he would come live with me because there are too many "kaley badmaash" there MLID

#39230

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Wah! You are a true desi (550) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Dec 11, 2009 09:51 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by Pathanjaan (woman)

Today my mom asked me what lmao means. I told her laugh my ankle off. MLID

#41743

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Dec 24, 2009 10:52 PM - Moms/Aunties - by BlueRingPop (woman)

Today, when I was out with my family, my mom told me my "cords were loose". She meant my shoelaces were not tied. MLID

#23753

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Sep 11, 2009 07:04 AM - Rishtas - by ThatLittleIndianGirl (woman)

Today I got an email from a guy in India that I met at a party while I was there. He wrote: "I'm doing fairly heavy workouts in the gym these days" and then sent me a link to his orkut page. His "about me" says "waitin 4 u 2 to check me out coz i am what u want." He's my 2nd cousin. MLID

#6865

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Jul 5, 2009 10:43 AM - Rishtas - by fuhtang (woman)

Today I introduced my gorrah boyfriend to my mom. Later she wanted to know if we hugged yet. MLID

#5169

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Jun 30, 2009 03:13 AM - Rishtas - by seema_da_jatti (woman)

Today, I wrote a song about love. I hid the lyrics because if my mom saw them, she would ask me why i was thinking about such things before marriage. MLID

#14621

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Jul 30, 2009 04:22 PM - Random - by hotbrownchick (woman)

Today, I told my Mexican boyfriend that I have a big confession to make. When he asked me what?, I told him my family and I still don't have a green card yet. He is suppose to be the illegal one, not me. MLID.

#12447

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Feb 8, 2423 12:48 PM - Rishtas - by Jasmine20 (woman)

Today, my mom won $200 in a raffle. After we got home, my parents immediately called our relatives back in India to let them know about the vast riches we had just acquired. MLID

#39459

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Dec 12, 2009 02:17 PM - Cheapness - by another.desi.guy (man)

Today, we went to a desi party and one of the auntys asked my mom to save my sister for any one of her sons. My sister is 15. MLID

#33694

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Nov 9, 2009 09:32 PM - Rishtas - by D-licious (woman)

Today I got denied from a university for the first time. The first thing I said was, "If anyone from the family asks, I got in, I just chose not to go." MLID

#39399

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Dec 12, 2009 01:57 AM - Academics - by R. Mana (woman)

Official Sean-Kingston Remix. MLID

#26992

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Sep 28, 2009 07:01 PM - Videos - by dey.c.girl (woman)

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Today, I asked my mom a hypothetical question, "What would happen if I married a boy who is not desi?" Her response? "Jahanam mein janaa hain?" MLID.

#32414

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Nov 1, 2009 12:00 AM - Rishtas - by InLove (woman)

Enough

said. MLID

#18796

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Aug 18, 2009 06:49 PM - Videos - by gujju_girl (woman)

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when i say i danced with a boy, my mom just assumes we stood facing each other doing bhangra, not grinding. MLID

#34423

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Nov 16, 2009 12:54 AM - Moms/Aunties - by chotibachi (woman)

Today, my dad tells me that he will not allow BMWs. I was confused because he drove a BMW, so I asked him to elaborate. He then tells me no blacks, mexicans, and whites. MLID

#21092

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Feb 8, 7688 12:51 PM - Rishtas - by Janks (woman)

For the past couple of weeks, every time I turned on the radio, Down was playing. Every time I turned on the TV for music videos, Down was on. As soon as I sign into YM, Down is the song playing on the station. I feel that this is a sign that Jay Sean and I are meant to be together. MLID

#28253

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Oct 6, 2009 02:22 AM - Rishtas - by chaiandrusk (woman)

Today, I made things really awkward with my boyfriend when I accidentally called him "bhaiya". MLID

#37525

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Dec 3, 2009 11:28 PM - Rishtas - by theoriginalbrownsugar (woman)

Today, my mom said "chi chi" when the subject of holding hands came up. MLID.

#4997

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Jun 29, 2009 09:23 PM - Rishtas - by notenough (woman)

We had some families over for dinner today. As soon as one family got up to leave around 11p.m., my mom asks, "You're leaving this early?!" MLID

#14385

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Jul 29, 2009 11:26 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by DesiGirl : (woman)

Today, I found a new boyfriend on MyLifeIsDesi. MLID

#30565

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Oct 19, 2009 09:02 AM - Rishtas - by desigrl93 (woman)

Today, I got out of trouble for not doing any chores all week with the excuse of studying. MLID.

#39380

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Dec 12, 2009 01:05 AM - Academics - by indiandoll90 (woman)

today i realized that every time i want to go to a party or a club i have to lie to my parents saying i m staying at a friends house. and Im 21. MLID

#37983

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Dec 6, 2009 09:45 AM - Random - by niki (woman)

i cannot stop watching this lol

#29237

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Oct 11, 2009 07:59 PM - Videos - by muzamilluver (woman)

Today, at lunch, I saw these kids eating pasta with their hands. At first I thought, "ew." I then realized that white people were adapting to South Indian culture. Good job India, we're one step closer to dominating the world. MLID

#40098

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Dec 15, 2009 06:26 PM - Random - by iLoveNaan (woman)

Today, I invited my white friend to come over. First thing she asked me is "So do we tell ur parents we're studying, or have a project?" MLID.

#39470

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Dec 12, 2009 03:39 PM - Random - by browniegirl=] (woman)

Today was a party for us medical students. I tried to meet all the desi guy students first. I hope this leads to a possible rishta before I graduate. MLID

#24018

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Sep 12, 2009 05:46 PM - Rishtas - by doctor (woman)

Today, I was reading a girl's profile on Shaadi.com and in her bio it said, "You can book face me." MLID

#23213

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Feb 8, 822 12:52 PM - Rishtas - by kamleshbhai (man)

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