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City/Country : New Zealand
Birthday : Jun 6, 1924
Gender : Male
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Today, my mom saw an empty can of Red Bull on my table. She started hitting me without listening to my explanation that "IT'S NOT BEER!!". MLID.

#3565

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Wah! You are a true desi (402) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (7)

Jun 25, 2009 08:07 PM - Moms/Aunties - by brownie (woman)

Today, my mom said "chi chi" when the subject of holding hands came up. MLID.

#4997

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Wah! You are a true desi (583) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (16)

Jun 29, 2009 09:23 PM - Rishtas - by notenough (woman)

Today, my dad started cursing at me because he saw I had a guy's number on my phone. It was my biology lab partner's number, which I needed for a project and I got the number the same day my dad saw it. MLID.

#3566

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Wah! You are a true desi (269) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (17)

Jun 25, 2009 08:11 PM - Moms/Aunties - by brownie (woman)

Today, I just spent an hour reading posts on MLID on a Saturday night because my parents wouldn't let me go out because I already went out once this week. MLID.

#4380

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Wah! You are a true desi (709) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (16)

Jun 28, 2009 12:33 AM - Random - by AchiBachi (woman)

Today, my dad started teaching me Calculus. I just graduated 8th grade. MLID.

#4878

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Wah! You are a true desi (464) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (8)

Jun 29, 2009 04:50 PM - Dads/Uncles - by hoorayfordesi (man)

Today we took a roadtrip - our senior trip, upon which our mothers insisted they come. We made our halfway stop in front of Subway; when we got out we turned around and saw our mothers pulling out various plastic bags filled with kabaabs, wheat burger buns, and bottles of ketchup and mustard. MLD.

#3608

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Wah! You are a true desi (336) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (12)

Jun 25, 2009 09:56 PM - Cheapness - by Embarassed (woman)

Today my dad tried to hold my hand while crossing the road. I am 17 years old. MLID

#4586

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (402) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (26)

Jun 28, 2009 08:43 PM - Dads/Uncles - by KingKhan (man)

Today, my friend asked me if I wanted pizza or not. I responded with the famous figure 8 Indian nod for yes. MLID.

#5198

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Wah! You are a true desi (3521) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (196)

Jun 30, 2009 08:34 AM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

After leaving someone's house, my family talks crap about them. MLID.

#3731

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Wah! You are a true desi (3402) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (183)

Jun 26, 2009 02:33 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chicago chick (woman)

Today, I met my second cousin from India for the first time. I asked her what her favorite sport was..soccer or basketball and she immedietely responded cricket. MLID.

#4787

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Jun 29, 2009 11:44 AM - Random - by malika93 (woman)

Today, my friend came over and asked me why we had olive oil in the bathroom. Embarrassed, I had to explain that we put it in our hair. MLID

#4779

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Jun 29, 2009 11:16 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by desiness (woman)

Today I realized that, as much as it sucked to be 1st-generation US-born to immigrant parents who don't understand, our kids will definitely miss out on the collective humor of having parents straight outta the motherland. MLID

#4129

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Jun 27, 2009 02:54 AM - Random - by closetFOB (woman)

Today wz reding my wall on fbook, n I relzed tht any Indian from India typez msgs lyke dis. It is highly irritating. MLID

#7884

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Jul 8, 2009 12:30 PM - Random - by Shiv (woman)

Today I found a pair of really nice heels that I LOVED, they were for $150 on sale. I asked the cashier to remove all the tags because my mom would kill me. He was nice enough to put on a new sticker and write $30. But this was still too expensive for my mom. MLID

#4285

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Wah! You are a true desi (391) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (25)

Jun 27, 2009 07:02 PM - Cheapness - by minnie (woman)

Today I saw Taking Pelham 123 with my parents. They learned the word 'douchebag' from the movie. They think it's so funny and won't stop saying it. Do they even know what it means? The entire ride home they kept saying "douchebag" & cracking up. MLID

#4371

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Jun 27, 2009 11:56 PM - Random - by whatevs (woman)

Today my mom bought something for the original price. I was shocked. MLID

#4051

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Jun 26, 2009 10:23 PM - Random - by just another desi (woman)

Today, my mom took me with her to the groceries. I told her I was thirsty and she grabbed a Frooti and told me to drink it. When I was done, she threw it in a random corner of the store. MLID

#3598

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Wah! You are a true desi (341) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (44)

Jun 25, 2009 09:29 PM - Moms/Aunties - by asif786 (man)

Today, I saw my dad sneak into my room in the middle of the night and take my cell phone. I questioned him where is he taking it. He told me to mind my own business, go to sleep, and that I shouldn't be needing my phone this late at night anyways. He goes through my phone every night. MLID.

#3568

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Jun 25, 2009 08:14 PM - Dads/Uncles - by brownie (woman)

ToDaY, i LoGgEd On To ChEcK faCeBoOk AnD NoTiCeD aLl My CoUsInS iN pAkI aNd InDiA tYpE lIkE tHiS. MLID.

#6257

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Feb 8, 700 12:47 PM - Random - by hasankhan23 (man)

Im engaged to a guy 7 years older than me and who Ive only seen once. MLID

#4362

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Wah! You are a true desi (1115) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Jun 27, 2009 11:04 PM - Rishtas - by asibye50 (woman)

Today when my family and I were watching CNN they reported michael jackson's death. My dad immediatly said "What a loss of a great basketball player." MLID

#3855

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Jun 26, 2009 01:41 PM - Random - by desilife (woman)

Today while i was going through my moms closet to steal some of her good suits, i found condoms.... They were Masala Flavored....MLID

#4763

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Wah! You are a true desi (567) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (189)

Jun 29, 2009 09:09 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by Media Room Crew (woman)

Today, I realized that desi people rhyme everything! My dad asked for some "chai shai" today, later for some "fruit shruit" and "khana shana." MLID

#4869

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (388) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Jun 29, 2009 04:43 PM - Random - by desi@ (woman)

Today we called 911 for an emergency......and still made them take off their shoes before they came in. MLID

#5135

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Wah! You are a true desi (707) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Jun 30, 2009 02:02 AM - Random - by nange payr (man)

My dad called me downstairs to hand him the phone sitting 2 feet away from him. MLID.

#4584

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Wah! You are a true desi (562) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (25)

Jun 28, 2009 08:29 PM - Random - by mydesigirl (woman)

Today, I watched hangover. When Tyson punched the guy I yelled "DUSHOOM"... MLID

#4663

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (470) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (20)

Jun 29, 2009 12:26 AM - Random - by ABsemiCD (man)

Today, my third cousin from India was flirting with me on MSN. MLID.

#4661

0 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (363) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (31)

Jun 29, 2009 12:12 AM - Random - by ronica (woman)

Today, my mom was talking to her friend on the phone with her daily gossip. She was like "Hai hai, so and so's daughter was wearing a sleeveless shirt. How do I know? Facebook ki kamaal. You should either get one or force your children to give you their passwords." MLID

#3694

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Jun 26, 2009 12:32 AM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, my mom was trying to call me down for dinner, she literally said the whole family tree before she finally got to my name. MLID

#59917

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Wah! You are a true desi (161) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (3)

Nov 27, 2010 04:11 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Jessi (woman)

Today, I bobbed my head from side to side unknowingly. MLID.

#4638

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Jun 28, 2009 11:19 PM - Random - by roti_time (woman)

Today, my mother and i were watching Indian Idol......she then proceeded to explain to me that American idol stole the idea and that most hollywood films are based on bollywood films. MLID

#4794

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Wah! You are a true desi (466) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (12)

Jun 29, 2009 12:24 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by saifee (man)

Today I saw another brown person on the street and stared at her. MLID.

#3681

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Wah! You are a true desi (459) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (44)

Jun 26, 2009 12:07 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by MeraNaamJoker (woman)

Today, I went to an Indian party. An uncle was trying to take a picture and instead of telling the people to say "cheese" he told them to say "paneer." MLID.

#4365

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Jun 27, 2009 11:14 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I realized that whenever I see a Desi in an American movie, I always get excited and brag to my parents so they'll watch the movie. MLID

#4939

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Wah! You are a true desi (422) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (16)

Jun 29, 2009 07:18 PM - Random - by DesiFanatic (man)

Today, I realized my new favorite TV show is "Outsourced", for the sole fact that it's based on a calling center in India. MLID

#61143

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Dec 11, 2010 03:11 PM - Random - by DaalChaawal (woman)

Today, my Dad and I were at the supermarket when an old lady unknowingly drops her coupon book. My Dad picked it up, looked through it, and took the ones he could use before returning it to the lady. MLID

#5023

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Jun 29, 2009 10:14 PM - Cheapness - by Anonymous (man)

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