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City/Country : san francisco, India
Birthday : Nov 15, 1991
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My main goal in life is to be famous on MLID!

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I was IMing my best friend today. She suddenly had to leave the computer for some reason. When I asked why, she replied, "My mom said I have to go learn to make subjee so I can get married one day." Oh Aunty. MLID.

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Dec 23, 2009 09:09 PM - Moms/Aunties - by 100%Desi (man)

Everytime a substitute is taking atttendance in class, and she pauses with a confused look, i automatically raise my hand, sigh, and say "Im here.." MLID

#17144

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Aug 9, 2009 09:05 PM - Academics - by pshah (man)

Today, i downloaded the Carrom app for my iPod Touch. MLID

#47796

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Jan 31, 2010 09:23 PM - Random - by Desiman (man)

Today, I went to the grocery store to buy a watermelon. I checked the quality of the watermelons by playing tabla on them. MLID

#13315

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Jul 26, 2009 05:09 PM - Random - by tablaman (man)

Today I sat in a car with an Indian family. In searching for his daughter, confused Uncle says "Where is Sunita?" When the Aunty said "Sunita is in the back" Uncle responded with "Oh yea, Sunita likes it in the back." My lip bled from biting it so hard. MLID

#17380

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Aug 10, 2009 10:46 PM - Dads/Uncles - by anj (woman)

Today I got home late and discovered that my parents have this theory that only drug dealers and kidnappers are out after 11:00 p.m. MLID

#10664

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Jul 17, 2009 07:00 AM - Dads/Uncles - by Ladaa (man)

Today, I found out that we had the rest of the week off of school because of snow (Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday). I was really happy, but only because I realized that I could buy my friend's Christmas presents during the after Christmas sales and give it to them after Winter Break.

#41449

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Dec 23, 2009 02:33 PM - Cheapness - by ABCD (woman)

A couple days ago, I went out to an Italian restaurant with my family. We told the waitress it was my cousin's ninth birthday, and we got a free ice cream sundae. It wasn't really his birthday. His birthday was three months ago. MLID

#41267

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Dec 22, 2009 01:15 PM - Cheapness - by priyam92 (woman)

Today, my dad booked a hotel for 4 days in Disney World. They serve breakfast free from 6-10 AM. He said that we should get up at 6 and eat, and then go back to sleep, and then wake up again at 9 to fill ourselves up so we dont have to spend money on lunch. I think he's serious. MLID.

#41250

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Dec 22, 2009 09:57 AM - Cheapness - by DBUW4life (woman)

When we went to the supermarket, I asked my mom if we could buy the frEnchfries that were on sale, She said No. Why? Because we had already gotton a bag of potatos(on sale, the only way we buy them) and she saId I could just make frenchfires from those.
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#41244

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Dec 22, 2009 07:56 AM - Cheapness - by Maheen (woman)

Today, while playing Monopoly, I had two "get out of jail" cards and $1,038 dollars.
I got send to jail and still chose to roll and try and get a double rather than use $50 or "waste" one of my card. MLID

#40525

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Dec 17, 2009 11:00 PM - Cheapness - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I realized that while my parents have spend over $100 on entertainment for my brother on the flight to India, They refuse to pay even $20 for songs from iTunes for me. MLID.

#40047

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Dec 15, 2009 10:07 AM - Cheapness - by nidhigirl (woman)

Today, I realized that whenever we have to talk to someone in India we leave them a blank call and then talk on skype, so we dont have to pay anything. MLID

#38930

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Dec 9, 2009 07:17 PM - Cheapness - by desi_girl23 (woman)

My dad made me join the soccer team, and I told him I wanted to quit, but he said no. Today, because the weather's getting colder, our coach gave us all free warm-up sweatpants and hoodies. My dad said I can quit now. MLID.

#28508

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Oct 7, 2009 06:57 PM - Cheapness - by toodesiyaar (woman)

Today, i went to a wedding in pakistan, i saw a cute girl and started flirting with her and my mum comes up to me and says, "oh beta i see you have met your niece aisha". MLID

#13274

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Jul 26, 2009 03:11 PM - Rishtas - by tasteslikeali (man)

Everytime we get large envelopes in the mail my mom yells at me to open them nicely so we can use them to store other papers. MLID

#41298

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Dec 22, 2009 04:29 PM - Academics - by ku5165 (man)

Today I got a large envelope from a college I applied to. Instead of tearing it open, I was forced by my parents to place it in front of Vishnu Deva and pray to further increase the chances of acceptance. I was accepted! MLID.

#41248

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Dec 22, 2009 09:30 AM - Academics - by heshie (man)

Today, I realized that during finals week, I was seriously considering dropping out of college and becoming a chai wallah. Half my life is spent making chai anyway; I might as well get paid for it. MLID

#41236

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Dec 22, 2009 02:06 AM - Academics - by Anonymous (woman)

Today in language arts class we got assigned a project where we have to think of a new look for Frosty the Snowman. I did Frosty the Doctor. MLID

#40318

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Dec 16, 2009 08:28 PM - Academics - by brownboy (man)

Today, I got my acceptance letter from community college. I applied as a backup of the backup of the backup. I was so excited to just know that I got into college that I ran to tell my mom. Her response? "Sharam karo" MLID

#40022

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Dec 15, 2009 01:34 AM - Academics - by whattosay (woman)

Today, we got our course selection booklets for the 2010-11 school year. One of the courses we can take next year is Punjabi. Looks like that's 1 out of 8 courses that have been chosen. MLID.

#39588

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Dec 12, 2009 11:05 PM - Academics - by b-towner (man)

Today in AP Economics, my teacher sang the song "Down" when he was describing a perfect competition graph. I think he's my favorite teacher now. MLID

#39371

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Dec 12, 2009 12:25 AM - Academics - by sabby (woman)

Today my mom told me that I was a nalaic(illarte), jamadar(janitor) and had no future, because i got one B+. MLID

#35202

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Nov 22, 2009 01:26 AM - Academics - by rfrmthep (man)

Yesterday, i quoted russell peters on the SATs. MLID

#29170

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Oct 11, 2009 03:19 PM - Academics - by MUKz (man)

Today, when I went in for a job interview my interviewer asked me what my favorite subject in school was and I replied with, "Maths". MLID.

#10658

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Jul 17, 2009 05:25 AM - Academics - by Yash (man)

Today, I was running low on gas. So, I went home and switched cars. MLID

#15

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Jun 15, 2009 12:43 AM - Cheapness - by Billz (man)

Today, I went to Home Depot to buy a watering jug. I don't have a garden or any real plants in my house. It was for my bathroom. MLID

#40

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Jun 15, 2009 02:11 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, I was going to the grocery store to get some stuff for breakfast. On my way there, my mom called me and told me to get some long distance calling cards while I was there. MLID.

#27

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Jun 15, 2009 01:38 AM - Random - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, during my night class, an Indian guy started speaking hindi to one of his friends. He was talking about how the guy next to him looked like, " a gay." I was next to him. MLID

#36

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Jun 15, 2009 02:07 AM - Random - by Gandu (man)

Today, a Michael Jackson special was on, my mom got annoyed and asked, "Why is everyone so upset over him dying?". I turned to her and tried to explain. "Mom imagine Sharukh Khan dead...". She immediately understood and proceeded to watch the special. She was in tears by the end of it. MLID

#5499

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Feb 9, 1359 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by PNjABiPRiDE (woman)

Today, I went home and I saw this bald 35 year old male sitting on the couch. Turned out he is my cousin. He was here for a rishta. I am 19. MLID

#23

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Jun 15, 2009 12:47 AM - Rishtas - by chandni (woman)

Today, I was taking the PATH train to NYC and I was listening to “Desi Girl” from Dostaana really loud. As I was jamming to the music, I looked up, only to see a Desi Girl staring at me. I turned my iPod off and sat in another seat. MLID.

#24

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Jun 15, 2009 12:48 AM - Random - by aMack (man)

Today, I realized that in all our student-teacher conferences, my 8th grade desi English teacher and I never spoke a word of English to each other. MLID.

#41558

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Dec 24, 2009 12:24 AM - Random - by Asha (woman)

The word "Fail" doesnt exist in my parents dictonary. MLID.

#41458

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Dec 23, 2009 03:11 PM - Random - by choti (woman)

Today, I was watching TV and saw an ad with Aishwarya Rai in it. I've now seen this ad in both the US and UK. Both times, I was kind of proud. MLID.

#41451

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Dec 23, 2009 02:58 PM - Random - by anonymous1 (woman)

Today, I saw the word 'chapattis' on MLIA. It feels good to know that MLID is slowly taking over the internet. MLID

#41293

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Dec 22, 2009 04:09 PM - Random - by randombrownperson (woman)

Today, I realized that I never watched a Hollywood award ceremony like the Oscars. But I've always watched Bollywood ones like Filmfare and IIFA. MLID.

#41263

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Dec 22, 2009 12:26 PM - Random - by choti (woman)

Today well actually yesterday I went to the mall with my friends. While we were walking I saw this desi aunty that I knew, I tried to hide behind my friends so she wouldn't see me. MLID

#41255

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Dec 22, 2009 10:38 AM - Random - by lolsmileyface (woman)

Today we checked our schedule and found a day off. On reflex, my friend and I did ballay ballay, shoulders and all, in front of the notice board. MLID

#41246

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Dec 22, 2009 09:17 AM - Random - by zuzu (woman)

Today, I went to Mystery Google and typed in 'Muslims rock!". I ended up getting directed to a page talking all about ham and bacon. I think they did that on purpose. MLID

#41242

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Dec 22, 2009 04:54 AM - Random - by brownperson (woman)

Today, I was on YouTube listening to Jay Sean (naturally), and I came across this comment that said he was sick. I immediately burst out laughing--because he IS Sikh! MLID!

#41240

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Dec 22, 2009 03:28 AM - Random - by masalainyoursamosa (woman)

Today, my uncle in Pakistan uploaded some pictures onto facebook. I saw a group of desi guys in shalwar kameezes and in the center was my uncle wearing a leather jacket from the 1990s with a lungi on. Someone thinks they're cool. MLID.

#40340

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Dec 16, 2009 10:01 PM - Random - by desi_by_nature (woman)

Today, I put chaat masala on my green apple slices for lunch. MLID

#40320

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Dec 16, 2009 08:50 PM - Random - by PKprincess (woman)

Today, my dad was driving us to Las Vegas and going at 90mph. The cops pulled him over, and asked we he going so fast. My dad replies in his indian accent, "because I wanted to get there faster." luckily, the cop didn't understand and let him go with a warning. MLID.

#40207

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Dec 16, 2009 02:21 AM - Random - by ppaaiinntt (woman)

Today, I went on Google and they had a green and white flag to commemorate L.L. Zamenhof. I got all excited because I thought it was the Pakistani flag. MLID

#40150

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Dec 15, 2009 09:06 PM - Random - by chai-wai (man)

Today, at lunch, I saw these kids eating pasta with their hands. At first I thought, "ew." I then realized that white people were adapting to South Indian culture. Good job India, we're one step closer to dominating the world. MLID

#40098

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Dec 15, 2009 06:26 PM - Random - by iLoveNaan (woman)

Today, my friend asked me if I wanted pizza or not. I responded with the famous figure 8 Indian nod for yes. MLID.

#5198

13 Comments

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Jun 30, 2009 08:34 AM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today in English class, I noticed that the person who sat in my desk before me had written "Hi!!! Hola!!! Bonjour!!!". I felt like something was missing, and wrote down "Namaskar!!!". MLID

#39918

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Dec 14, 2009 06:13 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Whenever my relatives call from Pakistan, they always try to speak English, but it feels really awkward to talk to them in English. I always reply in Urdu hoping they'll get the hint. They don't. MLID

#36783

7 Comments

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Nov 30, 2009 03:40 PM - Random - by itscuzimbrown (woman)

Today, at work a customer comes to pickup up his stuff and his last name was j. kalabandar.MILD

#34538

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Feb 9, 111 12:58 PM - Random - by rubel (man)

Today, I was watching Iron Chef and I found out that Chef Mehta (Indian) would be in the final two and was going to compete to be top Iron Chef. Never have I been so proud of my race. MLID.

#34411

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Nov 15, 2009 11:23 PM - Random - by anonymousdesidude (man)

Today I realized that money doesn't buy happiness you need coupons for that, MLID

#30059

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Oct 16, 2009 05:46 PM - Random - by Ankita (woman)

Today, I realized that my decision to skip my high school's homecoming and go to a diwali function instead was the right one. MLID.

#29958

3 Comments

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Oct 15, 2009 08:20 PM - Random - by desiboy44 (man)

Today, an aunty squeezed my cheeks so hard they stung for the rest of the day. MLID

#40498

1 Comments

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Dec 17, 2009 08:56 PM - Moms/Aunties - by zidu (man)

Whenever I get dressed up a little, my mom says, "oh hero bungyay!" MLID

#40496

13 Comments

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Dec 17, 2009 08:44 PM - Moms/Aunties - by SSK6161 (man)

Today, me and my brother went to the airport with my aunt to pick my mom. an old, white lady started talking to my aunt. my aunt became very fond of her and introduced me and my brother to her. she said to her "yes, yes...these are my niece"...we are both guys...the lady just nodded. MLID

#40000

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Dec 14, 2009 11:24 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desiguy (man)

Today, i realized that whenever my mom and I are talking about american clothes, instead of saying jeans and a shirt my mom says 'pant shirt'. MLID

#37817

2 Comments

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Dec 5, 2009 06:43 PM - Moms/Aunties - by browniesftw (woman)

Today, I asked my mother if she thinks kissing before marriage is bad. She said " Of course, that's like a prostitute." I guess my sister and I are whores. MILD.

#18027

18 Comments

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Aug 14, 2009 10:31 AM - Moms/Aunties - by desiho (woman)

Today, I watched Harry Potter with my parents. The whole time my mom referred to Dumbledore as "bubbah". Before he drank water, she said "Bismillah". MLID

#10987

7 Comments

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Jul 18, 2009 03:56 PM - Moms/Aunties - by amifunblock (man)

Today, my mother told me that I have to learn to make subjee or else im never going to get married.MLID

#41519

1 Comments

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Dec 23, 2009 09:05 PM - Rishtas - by learntocook (woman)

Today I went to watch HP6 with my family. As Ginny bent down to tie Harry's shoelace, my mom asked "ye uske pair kyun choo rahi hain?" MLID.

#12683

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Feb 9, 2352 12:48 PM - Moms/Aunties - by ginnyweasley (woman)

Today, I'm laying in bed with a migraine. My mom came in a few days ago with the vicks rub and chai and informed me my headache is caused from the "gas in my head." Doctor Mom never fails to amuse. MLID.

#12171

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Jul 22, 2009 07:17 PM - Moms/Aunties - by punjaban (woman)

Today, i looked outside to see my chinese neighbor mowing his lawn in his boxers. I laughed. I looked out to my front yard and saw my dad doing the same thing. Except in a lungi. MLID.

#801

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Jun 18, 2009 05:01 PM - Dads/Uncles - by desigirl123 (woman)

Today, I was taking a shower and i was expecting my gf's call. While in the shower i heard my phone ring and my dad answered. The first thing she said, BAby i missed you, cme to my place asap nbdy's home. My dad knocked and said "Beta Tu bahir nikal" i didnt cme out for two hours. MLID

#7815

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Jul 8, 2009 01:21 AM - Dads/Uncles - by PUnjarorpathan (man)

Today I watched the movie Wake Up Sid with my dad. I probably would have enjoyed it, except that my dad used the movie to lecture me about how ungreatful our generation is. MLID

#41441

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Dec 23, 2009 12:21 PM - Dads/Uncles - by justanotherdesi (woman)

Today, well yesterday, the carpet people came over to my house to put new carpet on my sister's floor. As they were rolling up the old carpet to throw it away, my dad shouted "STOP!". We looked confused, and later found out he wanted to grab 3 pennies on the carpet "Because it would help us in the future". MLID

#41297

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Dec 22, 2009 04:25 PM - Dads/Uncles - by pakiguuurl (woman)

Today my dad said, "Thees vinter waycasun, ve vill go to the wegas" MLID

#40439

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Dec 17, 2009 03:51 PM - Dads/Uncles - by disigurl101 (woman)

Today, everyone is doing yard work in there shorts or sweat pants, my dad decides the pair of dress pants and dress shirt is okay to use for yard work. MLID

#34056

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Nov 13, 2009 06:33 PM - Dads/Uncles - by pakora (woman)

Today, i wore sweatpants to school. My dad looked at me and told me to tuck my "nadi" inside my pants.MLID

#32816

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Nov 3, 2009 08:02 PM - Dads/Uncles - by kjefhsfh (woman)

Today I said f*** you to my sister, my dad replied with "sala chutiya, how can you say such things to your sister?!" MLID

#22597

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Sep 5, 2009 04:06 AM - Dads/Uncles - by amaan13 (man)

Today, I realized that whenever i tell one of my desi friends that i have big news they automatically think that im engaged to get married. MLID.

#17617

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Aug 12, 2009 12:24 AM - Rishtas - by desipunk'd (woman)

I was at a recent party where there were both whites and desis. I realized that all the whites brought various food dishes to the party, whereas desis just brought more desis! MLID

#22005

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Sep 2, 2009 06:48 PM - Random - by imran (man)

Today I opened my fridge at home and saw a dozen large yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt. MLID

#243

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Jun 16, 2009 04:05 PM - Cheapness - by omarhaq (man)

Today my feet ached because of all the time I spent Bhangra-ing yesterday. MLID

#32263

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Oct 31, 2009 01:27 AM - Random - by desigirls (woman)

My best friend (who is desi) and I assign all the guys we know female names (i.e. Samarth = Samriddhi, Noel = Noelyn, Jacob = Jessica) so that our parents won't suspect anything when we talk about them on the phone. MLID.

#41251

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Dec 22, 2009 10:03 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by karishmah (woman)

Today I saw a picture of Megan Fox. I told my mom to call her mom to make me a rishta. MLID

#4330

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Jun 27, 2009 09:37 PM - Rishtas - by Fobulous (man)

Today my mom and I purchased a television, and the worker that helped us carry it to the car was really cute. While I was admiring him, I all of sudden heard my mom shout, "Put it in my dicky!" ..."In your WHAT ma'am?" MLID.

#5757

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Feb 9, 3204 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by chikdu (woman)

My parents named me Sukhdeep Singh. Everyone at school pronounces it "Suckdeep Singh". Being made fun of throughout my life, I asked my parents for an opinion. They asked me to use my middle name from now on. My middle name is Hardik. MLID

#32152

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Oct 30, 2009 10:25 AM - Moms/Aunties - by ballonmyhead (man)

Today, my mom took me the doctor's office for a general check up. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active and she immediately screamed "NO! She is not!" When I insisted she could leave she whispered in my ear, "If you tell the doctor that you are active I will find out and beat you." MLID

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Jun 17, 2009 09:03 PM - Moms/Aunties - by rooster (woman)

Today, my winter break began. My parents immediately asked me what I planned to do to improve my "studies." I realized that "break" is not a word in the desi language.

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Dec 23, 2009 01:00 AM - Academics - by trivea (man)

Today my gora best friend asked me to tell him how to say "You are very beautiful" to a girl in Urdu because he had a Pakistani girlfriend. I said "Sali Kutti Kameeni Tu Duniya Ki Sabsay Batsoorat Aurat Hai" and felt very proud when his girlfriend dumped him MLID.

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Feb 9, 6093 12:48 PM - Rishtas - by DeathHelper (woman)

Today, me and my desi friend decided to watch Twilight. When we saw the pakistan flag in the cafeteria scene, we both screamed and rewinded to see it again. MLID

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Dec 23, 2009 09:43 PM - Random - by pagalpunjjaabi (woman)

Today, I received this text message: "Jingle bells, Seniors smell, Juniors go away, Sophomores suck, What the f@#%, Freshmen all the way!!". Me and my brown friends collaborated and came up with this: Jingle bells, Kalloos smell, Chinos go away, Arabs yuck, Goras suck, Punjabis all the way!" MLID

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Jan 30, 2010 09:22 PM - Random - by pagalpunjjaabi (woman)

Today, my little cousin was playing with his gora friend. They were playing with toy guns. His gora friend yelled "Bang! Bang!" while shooting his gun. My cousin yelled "Dishum! Dishum!" MLID

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Jan 23, 2010 05:01 PM - Random - by desigirl (woman)

Today, on MSN, my friend gave me an emoticon that shows two people slapping each other. guess what it was called. chaata ! MLID

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Dec 24, 2009 12:30 PM - Random - by anonymous13 (woman)

Today, I realized that every auntie I will meet until I get married will say, "Hai, beta, tum bas aur lambi mat hona, acha ladka nahin milega!" I'm 14 and 5'10. I've got a while to go. MLID

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Dec 23, 2009 10:58 PM - Moms/Aunties - by sharamkaro (woman)

Today I realized that when goras decide to go to a party they think about the music and the dancing. When I decide whether to go to a party I think about the food. MLID

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Dec 21, 2009 09:44 PM - Random - by i'mdesi (woman)

Today, my friend called me while I was watching TV. He asked me what i was doing and I told him I was watching Cinemax. I was actually watching a drama on PTV. MLID.

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Jun 17, 2009 10:45 PM - Random - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today (or last night) I went with my family to garba. Lucky me --- while spinning in my extricate lahenga, one of my bangles got caught to a guy's kurta. It was the most romantic moment of my life when he smiled at me, and held my wrist, taking the bangle off his kurta. MLID.

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Feb 9, 8797 12:53 PM - Random - by ILoveMyIndiaa (woman)

I am in college. Last term I got five A's and one B+. My dad flipped at me and took my laptop and cell phone away for 2 months. MLID

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Dec 24, 2009 12:02 AM - Academics - by rabbeeyah (woman)

Today, when I was out with my family, my mom told me my "cords were loose". She meant my shoelaces were not tied. MLID

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Sep 11, 2009 07:04 AM - Rishtas - by ThatLittleIndianGirl (woman)

Today, I realized that the highlight of my freshman year at college was when Dharma Productions shot a scene from "My Name is Khan" on the UCLA campus. MLID.

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Jul 8, 2009 01:21 AM - Random - by neesh (woman)

Today, we had guests over for dinner. My mother looks at their son and turns around to tell me "beta, go take him to your room and play with him." I am 20, and he was 25. MLID

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Jun 26, 2009 05:04 AM - Moms/Aunties - by miss makhan malai (woman)

Today, I hypothetically asked my dad "what would you do if i was gay?". He said "no".MLID

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Oct 27, 2009 01:29 AM - Dads/Uncles - by navid170 (man)

Today, we were at a restaurant with our family and friends. The waiter was serving chicken. As he turns to give a sample to my grandmother, she replies "no, no, we are vegetables." MLID

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Oct 16, 2009 08:22 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Madhouse (woman)

Today, I showed my mom pictures of my desi friends on facebook just to prove how much more ''innocent'' I am.MLID.

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Sep 30, 2009 09:33 AM - Moms/Aunties - by rasputin (woman)

Today, I got Chinese Food delivered to the house. When I was done eating, I threw out the plastic container and sat down to watch TV. A few minutes later, my mom flipped out when she saw the container in the trash, made me take it out, and wash it so we could reuse it later on. MLID.

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Jun 15, 2009 02:15 AM - Cheapness - by chootmasala (man)

Today, a girl came up to me and said "Why don't you go and F*ck Off then!?" I calmly replied , "You Go." MLID.

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Jun 17, 2009 11:34 PM - Random - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, I came to the conclusion that every indian guy thinks he can hoop, but none of them ever make the school basketball team. MLID

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Dec 13, 2009 08:04 PM - Random - by Showtime231_STL (man)

Today, as I was going through the "Men seeking Women" section in Craigslist, I happened to come to a post entitled "Indian Raja seeks his Indian Rani." The guy wanted to get married, unlike the other goras in the website who just wanted a relationship. MLID.

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Dec 18, 2009 07:49 PM - Rishtas - by ProudPak (woman)

Today, I went to a dollar store to buy clothes MLID.

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Jun 17, 2009 10:41 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today my dad called the car dealership and a white guy picked up. The guy asked for my dad's name. My dad said in a FOBBY accent, "My name is Hari: H for Hanuman, A for Amir Khan, R for Rama, I for India" The guy didn't understand and proceeded to ask him 6 more times. MLID

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Aug 21, 2009 02:55 PM - Dads/Uncles - by accentssuck (woman)

Today I realized that to get me to do work my mom always says, "pata nahin kaun isse shaadi kare ga". MLID

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Dec 23, 2009 05:39 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (woman)

Today at Starbucks I ordered a Chai Latte, that crap wasn't Chai. MILD

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Dec 12, 2009 12:44 AM - Random - by MrPerfectNaz (man)

Today, my mom told me I have to start wearing shorts & a tank-top over my bathing suit when swimming in my pool. Why? coz the new neighbors are indian and have a son, and it's not appropriate to walk around "almost nungi". He's 12, i'm 21. AND he calls me didi. MLID.

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Feb 9, 8439 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by FOBulous (woman)

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