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Name : Dania
City/Country : South Africa
Birthday : Jan 26, 1993
Gender : Female
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Today, my gori friends on facebook became fans of " Oooh a friend request...Who the hell is Iqbal?"...I found it funny that the creepy person in the title is a desi guy. MLID

#47106

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Wah! You are a true desi (368) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (26)

Jan 27, 2010 10:02 PM - Random - by desi_by_nature (woman)

Today, my dad told me he got chocolate from Govinda. He meant Godiva Chocolate. MLID

#36674

8 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (621) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (11)

Feb 9, 8785 12:59 PM - Random - by Priyankuh (woman)

Today, I went to a club. This girl came up to me and started dancing. I didn’t know what to do so my fingers automatically pointed towards the sky and I busted out bhangra. MLID

#21

44 Comments

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Jun 15, 2009 12:46 AM - Random - by pakiboYz (man)

today, i realized that im so desi that my blood group is A+. MLID

#37738

8 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (779) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (52)

Dec 5, 2009 10:58 AM - Academics - by desigirl88 (woman)

Today, my gori friend came and told me she got her first B on an essay so I offered her my condolences. She hasn't spoken to me since. MLID

#37135

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (712) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (32)

Dec 2, 2009 02:10 AM - Academics - by om shanthi om (woman)

Today I was reading old MLIDs when I came across the one about a guy whose last name was Butt. He thinks he has it bad: My name is Asad Butt. Much worse than a happy butt.

#21468

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (298) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (14)

Aug 31, 2009 10:03 AM - Random - by buttocksdepression (man)

Today, my parents walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Both of them had dandas. You can guess what happened... MLID

#6153

43 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (450) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2100)

Feb 9, 1232 12:46 PM - Random - by abcd (woman)

Today i realized that we dont have blind dates, we have blind marriages MLID

#47117

8 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (1042) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (33)

Jan 27, 2010 10:36 PM - Rishtas - by burnoutboy28 (man)

My favorite game to play at SFO International is "Count the Desis." The only problem is that I always loose count before we even enter the airport. MLID

#39208

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (307) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (24)

Dec 11, 2009 01:13 AM - Random - by chaiandrusk (woman)

Whenever I get dressed up a little, my mom says, "oh hero bungyay!" MLID

#40496

13 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (669) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (20)

Dec 17, 2009 08:44 PM - Moms/Aunties - by SSK6161 (man)

Today, i realized that whenever my mom and I are talking about american clothes, instead of saying jeans and a shirt my mom says 'pant shirt'. MLID

#37817

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (889) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Dec 5, 2009 06:43 PM - Moms/Aunties - by browniesftw (woman)

Today, like every other day my mom left me a voicemail asking where I was. Today, like every other day it included one of the following words. Kuthi, harmzadi, kabees, kamini, chaval. I love you mom. MLID.

#32280

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (371) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (57)

Oct 31, 2009 10:01 AM - Moms/Aunties - by browniesrule (woman)

Today, my mom took me the doctor's office for a general check up. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active and she immediately screamed "NO! She is not!" When I insisted she could leave she whispered in my ear, "If you tell the doctor that you are active I will find out and beat you." MLID

#579

9 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (416) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (9)

Jun 17, 2009 09:03 PM - Moms/Aunties - by rooster (woman)

Today I realized that when goras decide to go to a party they think about the music and the dancing. When I decide whether to go to a party I think about the food. MLID

#41197

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (370) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (17)

Dec 21, 2009 09:44 PM - Random - by i'mdesi (woman)

Today, I hooked up with this really hot girl. We start making out and she asked me to come to her room. As we were removing each other's clothes she said, "Wait I don't have any small sized condoms with me...let me run downstairs and get them". MILD

#4110

35 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (477) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2793)

Jun 27, 2009 01:38 AM - Rishtas - by Ggg (man)

Today, I went to a strip club. I saw someone staring at me. It was my Dad. MLID

#157

41 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (497) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (3288)

Jun 16, 2009 02:42 AM - Dads/Uncles - by TheBestSon (man)

A couple of days ago, I changed my profile picture to my friend and I in bikinis at the beach. Ever since then I started getting tons of friend requests from creepy old Indian men with profile pictures of Shah Rukh Khan and other actors. MLID.

#56554

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (272) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (90)

Aug 8, 2010 01:27 PM - Random - by spicybrown (woman)

Today, as I was going through the "Men seeking Women" section in Craigslist, I happened to come to a post entitled "Indian Raja seeks his Indian Rani." The guy wanted to get married, unlike the other goras in the website who just wanted a relationship. MLID.

#40663

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (489) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (27)

Dec 18, 2009 07:49 PM - Rishtas - by ProudPak (woman)

Today i realised why we have 1 billion people in india, it's because condoms aren't reusable. MLID

#11396

13 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (1546) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (689)

Jul 20, 2009 04:40 AM - Rishtas - by Anonymous (man)

Today at Starbucks I ordered a Chai Latte, that crap wasn't Chai. MILD

#39374

9 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (1027) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (34)

Dec 12, 2009 12:44 AM - Random - by MrPerfectNaz (man)

Today, I dropped a lot of Parle-G biscuits in my chai. It was all soggy and I was forced to drink it so it would not go to waste.

#47067

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (315) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (5)

Jan 27, 2010 07:52 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by DesiBoy (man)

Today, I realized that only an Indian movie could pull off raping someone with their clothes on. MLID.

#52962

9 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (1202) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (41)

May 8, 2010 05:14 PM - Random - by brownbatman (woman)

Today, I saw a girl that fell in love with. All i want is for her to turn my software into hardware.

#10996

34 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (382) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2951)

Jul 18, 2009 04:50 PM - Random - by desiiloves (man)

Today, I was Desi. I was also Desi yesterday. MLID

#34

30 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (570) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (3354)

Jun 15, 2009 02:02 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by gandu (man)

Today I was wearing shalwar kameez. My boner was clearly sticking out. MLID

#163

15 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (299) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (879)

Jun 16, 2009 02:51 AM - Dads/Uncles - by nanga (woman)

I am 19. Today I met this cute girl. She was 14. But I still pursued her. MLID

#126

31 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (537) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (1952)

Jun 15, 2009 10:21 PM - Random - by Rundhi (man)

Whenever I'm bored, I sit in front of the computer and keep going back and forth between Facebook, MySpace, and my E-Mail for about 5 minutes. Nothing ever changes in those 5 minutes. MLID

#453

14 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (616) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2120)

Jun 17, 2009 12:27 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by MLID (woman)

Today, this random desi guy came up to me at the mall and said "Hey gorgeous, how much spices did your mom eat because your sizzling hot!!!" My first thought was to slap him then my second thought was to post this on mlid. MLID

#39475

19 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (669) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (51)

Dec 12, 2009 04:01 PM - Random - by ishbabe427 (woman)

Today, we were driving in Pakistan and I saw a store named "Butt Oil Store." I sincerely hope "Butt" is the owner's name, or else Pakistan has become a very, very dirty place. MLID

#56531

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (190) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (17)

Aug 9, 2010 04:14 PM - Random - by BORAN (man)

Today, I realized my all my desi friends talk crap on each other behind each others backs but act like they love each other in front of each others faces. I am one of them. MLID

#37319

9 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (610) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (104)

Dec 2, 2009 10:27 PM - Random - by shitalker (woman)

Today I realized that whenever I come to Pakistan(for a vacation) I end up drinking more medicine than I eat actual food.MLID

#37364

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (468) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (48)

Dec 3, 2009 04:27 AM - Random - by desigirl (woman)

Today, my family was visiting my family in Laos, my uncle ordered a beer for my parents. The beer was called "Beer Lao." I cracked up. MLID

#37690

13 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (339) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (56)

Dec 4, 2009 10:15 PM - Random - by desigurl101 (woman)

Today, my family and I went shopping for clothes. There was already a 25% discount for a pair of jeans that I wanted. I took them to my mom and she said that we can come back later when she has a coupon for those jeans so we can get them cheaper. We never went back to get them. MLID

#68

0 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (415) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Jun 15, 2009 12:25 PM - Cheapness - by bhatt saab (man)

Today, I was on facebook and I saw this group that said "Its not that spicy, your just white", I immedietly joined. Then I looked at the friends list and 90% of the people were Indian. MLID

#37282

7 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (563) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Dec 2, 2009 08:04 PM - Random - by lalala (woman)

Today, I realize that no matter where I go, whenever I accidentaly stare at a desi, they are always staring right back at me. MLID

#34564

18 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (864) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Feb 9, 9565 12:58 PM - Random - by Chapati (man)

Today my head hit some lady's butt during taraveeh because she decided to move back al of a sudden . The impact made me fall over . MLID.

#21122

7 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (362) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (54)

Feb 9, 6821 12:51 PM - Moms/Aunties - by idontknoww (woman)

Today I realised no matter the weather in an Indian song, the man is always dressed appropriately and the woman is always dressed in Salwaar Kameez with not even a coat. Okay, maybe if she's in the mountains with 10 feet of snow, she might wear a pair of gloves. MLID

#37421

8 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (577) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (13)

Dec 3, 2009 04:26 PM - Random - by soni (woman)

Today my mom typed on the internet "www.com" and after waiting for a while she started banging the mouse going "why no email come?"
MLID

#19349

8 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (509) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (62)

Aug 20, 2009 03:33 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Tasmea (woman)

Today, at work, we had a Christmas party. Everyone was supposed to bring some food. People brought drinks, brownies, chips, etc. This one brown guy brought pakoras. MLID.

#40762

7 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (598) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (37)

Dec 19, 2009 01:40 PM - Random - by BrownLife786 (woman)

Today, when we were setting up the Christmas Tree, my mom said to me, "Maybe after Christmas I'll go out and buy some more ornaments." When i asked her why -after- Christmas, she replied with, "Because they'll be cheaper, then." MLID

#40758

8 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (417) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (62)

Dec 19, 2009 01:06 PM - Cheapness - by Nadia :] (woman)

Today, I was talking to my white boyfriend about how our English teacher loved him. I told him he was a brown-noser, and he started laughing hysterically and went, "That's only because your nose rubs mine when we make out!" MLID.

#38230

15 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (310) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (934)

Dec 6, 2009 05:25 PM - Rishtas - by rachita (woman)

Today, I realized that I never really get to "sleep over" at my friend's house. My mom and dad drop me off before dinner, I have dinner there, watch a movie there, go back home, sleep, wake up, and go back to my friend's house for breakfast. MLID

#37352

7 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (500) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (146)

Dec 3, 2009 01:06 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaiandrusk (woman)

Today, my mom bought 5 gallons of milk to make homemade yogurt, like always. MLID

#30582

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (546) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (22)

Oct 19, 2009 12:49 PM - Moms/Aunties - by MakkhanMalayi (woman)

Today I was rolling down the street, not smoking anything, sipping on my thermos filled with green tea...Uptight, with my mind on my studies and my studies on my mind. MLID.

#14505

9 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (472) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (660)

Jul 30, 2009 04:22 AM - Academics - by mmhmm (woman)

Today, I realized my mom has more bling than 50 cent. MLID

#38710

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (1194) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (37)

Dec 8, 2009 08:31 PM - Moms/Aunties - by zidu (man)

Today, My dad told me that I need to learn the art of "bargaining" if I want to be successful in life.

#41318

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (375) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (12)

Dec 22, 2009 06:14 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Anonymous (man)

Today my friend and I were picking a place to eat. I said I wanted something "high-class"...we ate at Subway. MLID

#481

0 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (174) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (8)

Jun 17, 2009 03:24 PM - Cheapness - by yaren (man)

I remember my childhood when I had taken something that my parents did not feel comfortable me holding, they would take it and say the Kaka(crow) took it. I fell for it. MLID

#37281

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (319) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Dec 2, 2009 08:03 PM - Random - by DesiBoiKerala (man)

Today, I read a post on MLIA about someone who wrote I love you on a leaf. I immediately thought of Mohabbatein. MLID

#40699

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (433) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Dec 19, 2009 12:41 AM - Random - by nightowl (woman)

today i asked my mom if i could take her car to the mall. she looked like a bobble-head for a few seconds. MLID

#20600

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (316) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (54)

Aug 26, 2009 01:33 PM - Moms/Aunties - by MUKz (man)

Today, my mom told me her favorite song is 'Umbrella' by Rihanna because it has Allah in it. She thinks Rihanna is saying Allah during the 'ella' chorus.

#37570

9 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (681) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (68)

Dec 4, 2009 09:05 AM - Moms/Aunties - by GTG786 (woman)

I am a girl. I am okay with tops/tees and jeans but salwar kameez without dupatta makes me feel besharam.

#40876

8 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (530) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (25)

Dec 20, 2009 12:00 AM - Random - by SMS (woman)

today, i was driving my mother home, when a car cut us off. He then gave us the finger. my mom's response? she holds up 2 middle fingers and says (in a heavily indian accent) "oh ho, see here, i have TWO! what now?". MLID.

#19847

10 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (552) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (40)

Aug 22, 2009 04:13 PM - Moms/Aunties - by anonymous (woman)

Today, my father was doing some work with engineering. I saw the number 69 and had just recently found out what a 69 was. I started to crack up. My dad just stared at me; he had no idea what a 69 was. MLID.

#7353

1 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (188) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (693)

Jul 6, 2009 09:31 PM - Dads/Uncles - by JJ1212 (woman)

Today, I was submitting a story on MLIA and at the end I accidentally typed MLID. My submissions have never been posted on MLIA, but they have on MLID. The brown-ness has overpowered my average-ness. MLID

#37747

0 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (340) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (44)

Dec 5, 2009 12:24 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by jayseanfan (woman)

Today I realised that my dad pronounces the sound 'e' before words that start with an S. Ex: espeech, eschool, esnake, estupid. MLID

#37488

7 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (611) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (39)

Dec 3, 2009 09:48 PM - Dads/Uncles - by espot (man)

Today, I realised the first question my dad asks me after my friends leave is what each of their parents do. MLID

#47501

6 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (609) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Jan 30, 2010 07:17 AM - Dads/Uncles - by Dania_Chughtai (woman)

Today I realized that my dad still thinks I don't know what sex is. I'm 19. MLID

#32018

15 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (993) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (31)

Oct 29, 2009 09:08 AM - Dads/Uncles - by filmygirl101 (woman)

I can so relate to this. MLID

#22138

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (261) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (10)

Sep 3, 2009 02:24 AM - Videos - by Maro Saley Ko (man)

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Today, I realized it is more stressful to be at home than at college. MLID

#40877

8 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (566) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (26)

Dec 20, 2009 12:07 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by amit23 (man)

Today, I was talking to my uncle and he asked me to do something in his thick indian accent. I couldn't understand him even after asking him to repeat himself. I just nodded and smiled. MLID.

#37272

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (361) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (46)

Dec 2, 2009 07:36 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by coconut24 (woman)

Today, I made things really awkward with my boyfriend when I accidentally called him "bhaiya". MLID

#37525

17 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (1100) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (74)

Dec 3, 2009 11:28 PM - Rishtas - by theoriginalbrownsugar (woman)

Today, my white friend gave me a $40 gift certificate and a Christmas card. All I gave her was a cheap lotion basket. MLID

#40662

1 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (468) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (29)

Dec 18, 2009 07:36 PM - Cheapness - by eesha[: (woman)

Today, I made my indian friend a brownie for her birthday (oh, the irony.). I took it to school with two candles and gave it to her. After school, she called me and asked me if i wanted the candles back. I said yes. MLID

#37452

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (962) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Dec 3, 2009 07:44 PM - Cheapness - by neenanjulie (woman)

Today, I woke up late and didn't have time to shower. I didn't bother reapplying deodorant because I knew I'd still smell like sh*t anyway. MLID.

#632

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (225) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (847)

Jun 17, 2009 10:50 PM - Random - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, my mom asked me what my "shed-yule" is for this weekend. I think she meant schedule. MLID

#37703

4 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (381) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (48)

Dec 4, 2009 11:57 PM - Moms/Aunties - by deis chick (woman)

Today, I realized that I inherently determine the credibility of colleges based on whether or not there are brown people on the brochure. MLID

#37443

0 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (441) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (42)

Dec 3, 2009 07:18 PM - Academics - by desiprincess (woman)

Tonight, I've had samosas for dinner for the third night in a row. I don't mind this whatsoever. MLID

#31903

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (484) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (64)

Oct 28, 2009 06:54 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by mockAPstudent (woman)

Today, I was at the mall with my gora friends and I was feeling super gassy. We passed a huge indian family and I decided to let out my gas as we passed them so the smell would blend in with them. MLID

#5128

7 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (440) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (920)

Jun 30, 2009 01:31 AM - Random - by Bar710 (woman)

Today, on facebook I saw a fan page that says I make plans then ask my parents. Everyone was desi. MLID.

#47048

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (351) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (9)

Jan 27, 2010 06:58 PM - Dads/Uncles - by heyhey (woman)

Today, I realized that instead of setting the table, we set the duster khan. MLID.

#40709

5 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (244) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (55)

Dec 19, 2009 01:27 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by crazydesi7564 (woman)

Today, my mom asked me to serve our guests some cold drinks. MLID.

#11005

10 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (622) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (787)

Jul 18, 2009 05:39 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by bengalitiger (woman)

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