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Name : Mohit MoMoney
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I'm as desi as it gets. And I love Chicken and Rice on 53rd and 6th ave.

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Today in church, they were serving some homemade food and i asked my mom if we cud go to a restaurant for a more family fathers day setting. She told me to shutup and eat because the food was free. MLID

#1849

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Jun 21, 2009 03:48 PM - Cheapness - by bunty (man)

Today I opened my fridge at home and saw a dozen large yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt. MLID

#243

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Jun 16, 2009 04:05 PM - Cheapness - by omarhaq (man)

Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

#13

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Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster (man)

Today, my friend came over and asked me why we had olive oil in the bathroom. Embarrassed, I had to explain that we put it in our hair. MLID

#4779

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Jun 29, 2009 11:16 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by desiness (woman)

Today I realized that, as much as it sucked to be 1st-generation US-born to immigrant parents who don't understand, our kids will definitely miss out on the collective humor of having parents straight outta the motherland. MLID

#4129

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Jun 27, 2009 02:54 AM - Random - by closetFOB (woman)

My parents say I am not allowed to date until I'm married. MLID.

#1725

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Feb 8, 4648 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, my cousins and i went to taco bell. I ordered a medium drink, my cousin called me a bhenchod for wasting money on a medium when there were free refills.MLID

#539

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Jun 17, 2009 07:05 PM - Cheapness - by njsdesipunk (man)

Today, I was wearing a banyan and loongi in the morning. One of my dad's friends from out of town came to our house. he thought i was the nowkar. MLID.

#35

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Jun 15, 2009 02:03 AM - Random - by Gandu (man)

Today, my family and i were supposed to attend a party at 7 pm. we got there at 830. we were the first to arrive. MLID

#372

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Jun 16, 2009 11:35 PM - Random - by Eeshan (man)

Today, I got a 97 on my final exam. When I showed it to my parents, they asked me where the other 3 points went. MLID

#17

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Jun 15, 2009 12:44 AM - Academics - by wasti (man)

Today, my dad told me that he used to be one of those kids who says "chai gharam! areee chai, chai, chai gharam!" and sell it for 5 paise. I couldn't tell if he was joking or serious because he did it so well. Then he told me to go make 3 cups of chai gharam for him. MLID.

#1753

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Feb 8, 408 12:45 PM - Dads/Uncles - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, I watched the Diwali episode of The Office. It was very accurate in terms of everything portrayed about brown people and was very hilarious. MLID.

#1747

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Feb 8, 8692 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, I realized I can understand 7 Indian languages. MLID.

#1719

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Feb 8, 3886 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, we were watching a movie in class. I told someone to close the lights. My white friend responded "what? close the lights? So what do you open the lights too?" MLID.

#1735

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Feb 8, 5563 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, my mom tried calling my phone but I was in the gym. She left me 3 voice mails saying "pick up beta" and "where are you beta?". She then got 3 other family friends to call me and leave me text messages asking where I was and to call her back. MLID.

#1721

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Feb 8, 4166 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, I was discussing Transformers 2 with my mom since I saw it a couple of days ago. I began telling her who Megan Fox was. She told me to show her a picture. When she saw Megan Fox's bikini pic. She slapped me and then told my dad about the situation and then he took my laptop away. MLID.

#5268

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Feb 8, 5694 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Born-Desi (man)

Today, when I asked my mom if I could go to my friends place, she said "we'll see". I immediately knew that I'd be home and no friend would be coming home today. MLID.

#1742

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Feb 8, 6991 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by LuckMC11 (man)

My dad called me downstairs to hand him the phone sitting 2 feet away from him. MLID.

#4584

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Jun 28, 2009 08:29 PM - Random - by mydesigirl (woman)

Today I was arguing with my dad and I said the word 'f***'. After yelling at me forever for learning 'such dirty American words' my dad called me a bhenchod. MLID

#265

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Jun 16, 2009 05:10 PM - Dads/Uncles - by what? (man)

today i was in class and we were going around the class saying our favorite actor. I was going to say Ryan Renolds, but when my turn came around Shahrukh Khan slipped out my mouth. The whole class started to stare at me.MLID

#5673

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Feb 8, 3140 12:46 PM - Random - by bollywoodlover (woman)

Today, my friend asked me if I wanted pizza or not. I responded with the famous figure 8 Indian nod for yes. MLID.

#5198

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Jun 30, 2009 08:34 AM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, I watched hangover. When Tyson punched the guy I yelled "DUSHOOM"... MLID

#4663

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Jun 29, 2009 12:26 AM - Random - by ABsemiCD (man)

Today, i graduated with 30 other Patel's in a row. Everyone was laughing. MLID.

#4844

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Jun 29, 2009 03:25 PM - Random - by typicalindian (woman)

Today, my dad started teaching me Calculus. I just graduated 8th grade. MLID.

#4878

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Jun 29, 2009 04:50 PM - Dads/Uncles - by hoorayfordesi (man)

My ring tone of my cell phone is the theme song of DDLJ--the instrumental of Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Janaa Sanam. MLID.

#1718

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Feb 8, 3837 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today i got in a car accident, first thing my dad did was call the insurance compay and tell them i was injured, then when i got home he told me if the agent calls tell them my leg hurts, i was perfectly fine. MLID

#4446

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Jun 28, 2009 04:00 AM - Dads/Uncles - by kazim_183 (man)

Today my mom called me a "kutti ki bachi". Apparently she did not see the irony in that. MLID

#4636

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Jun 28, 2009 11:17 PM - Moms/Aunties - by SK (woman)

Today, we went to the mandir. My dad got new shoes and took them off outside. When we returned, we found other shoes that were worn out but looked similar to my dad's shoes in the same spot as where I and my family put them. MLID.

#1738

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Feb 8, 5971 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, at a restaurant my parents asked for more tissues. The waiter looked confused and i had to explain to him that they wanted napkins. They don't know the difference between the two. MLID

#4839

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Jun 29, 2009 03:07 PM - Random - by mital523 (woman)

Today, I went with my parents to a girl's house who my mom's friend suggested for me as a marriage prospect. I only saw the girl for 10 seconds, that's when she brought out the chai. MLID.

#4445

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Jun 28, 2009 03:59 AM - Rishtas - by ComedicRelief (man)

My lacrosse team is 40% Desi. Today we were playing against our rival school when I screamed to my friend in Hindi, "mere aagey ja". My defender was very confused when my friend came out of the middle of nowhere and scored. My mom yelled "VA VA!!". She had just taught me that trick before the game.

#417

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Jun 17, 2009 05:42 AM - Moms/Aunties - by laxstar (woman)

Today for father's day, we were a group of 13 people going to eat dinner. The first place we went to had a wait of 45 minutes so we left and went to another place with a wait of 45 minutes to finally a third place where there was no wait since we did not want to wait. We were out for 4 hours. MLID.

#2049

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Jun 21, 2009 11:57 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today I attended a party that had too many people and not enough seats, everyone was cutting the line at dinner which wasn't served until 10:30pm, the bathrooms had been hit by a hurricane and snot nosed kids were running around like rabid dogs, sadly it was just another Pakistani davat: MLID.

#81

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Jun 15, 2009 02:19 PM - Random - by Sani (woman)

Today a Black guy in my Geometry class asked my friend and I to teach him how to say Hi in "Indian". We told him it was Saala Kuthi. He then said this to my teacher. My teacher's name is Mrs. Usha Bhatnagar. MLID.

#5687

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Feb 8, 5247 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by DesiGirl (woman)

Today, my mom yelled from downstairs " Beta Zarah baaath sonoh" I told her I am listening she says " Eeethar aakay sonoh" If she wanted me to come to her, why didn't she just say so in the first place??? MLID

#4367

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Jun 27, 2009 11:35 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anum22 (woman)

My parents always say that they'll take my phone away if I don't obey them..but they never do because they would have no way of keeping track of where I am and what I'm doing. MLID

#4677

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Jun 29, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by coco (woman)

Today, i told my mom that i was gonna be the next micheal jordan, she replied jordan pordan go study.... MLID

#106

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Jun 15, 2009 08:38 PM - Moms/Aunties - by humza (man)

Today, I was at a desi party. I told my friend I was going to leave for home. I was saying bye to the other people there (there were only about 20 people total). It took an hour and a half to say bye to everyone. MLID.

#1734

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Feb 8, 5464 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, we went to a Turkish restaurant for lunch. There were 10 of us and we went through 16 baskets of bread and 7 plates of hummus. This was all before the actual appetizers or entrees came. MLID.

#1744

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Feb 8, 7708 12:45 PM - Cheapness - by LuckMC11 (man)

today my mother found out that i needed my braces for 2 more years. She comes to tell me later that day," how vill you have fun vith your husband?" I'm 15. MLID.

#4120

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Jun 27, 2009 01:56 AM - Moms/Aunties - by bbrrruah (woman)

Today, I realized I know every brown person on Long Island, especially Nassau County. MLID.

#1712

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Feb 8, 2937 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, after visiting friends and relatives in 10 houses in India, I gained 10 pounds. Every house I went to I was forced to eat or drink something or else I cannot leave. However, when I ate a small plate of some food, I was immediately given another plate saying that that was nothing. MLID.

#1726

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Feb 8, 4765 12:45 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by LuckMC11 (man)

To this day, my mom's angry face scares me like nothing else. all she has to do is bite her lower lip, glare her eyes, and raise her hand in thappar mode and i cower in fear. i am 24. MLID.

#5459

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Feb 8, 3864 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by teedee (woman)

Whenever I leave from one place to another I always touch the feet of elders, in hopes of them giving me money as a token of their blessings. I take it without arguing. MLID

#1709

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Feb 8, 2616 12:45 PM - Cheapness - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, my mom complained all of her hangers were missing. We hid them so she couldnt hit us with them. MLID.

#4072

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Jun 26, 2009 11:19 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by supreet (man)

Today, a bunch of my friends came over for a sleep over, and as we were all going to sleep my mom asks "Did you guys go susu and drink your milk?" My friend's made fun of me for the next month. MLID

#114

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Jun 15, 2009 08:59 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Saad (man)

Today, my brother told my mom he was hungry and wanted to eat cookies. My mom replied, "Oh yea? I'll give you something. One thappad. Sala mota don't TOUCH the cookies!". MLID.

#1741

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Feb 8, 6608 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, my mom and I went to TacoBell and while I was paying the cashier, I happened to notice the cashier eyeing my mom and when I turned around, I saw her stashing a bunch of TacoBell sauce in her purse. MLID.

#119

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Jun 15, 2009 09:46 PM - Cheapness - by desichokri (woman)

Today, my mom said "chi chi" when the subject of holding hands came up. MLID.

#4997

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Jun 29, 2009 09:23 PM - Rishtas - by notenough (woman)

Today my gora friend came to my house. When she started talking about her accomplishments my dad started saying "Wah!" She became annoyed and repeated it over and over again, and that's when I had to tell her that he didn't say "what." MLID

#4809

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Jun 29, 2009 01:17 PM - Dads/Uncles - by wahmydad (woman)

Today, I asked my ma if I could go to the pool. She said no, and I got upset, she noticed and angrily said, "Fine, if you want to go, go." I decided to go, and when I came back, she got mad at me for disobeying her. MLID

#4631

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Jun 28, 2009 11:01 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desigirl (woman)

Today, my gori friend was helping me load the dishwasher at home. While rinsing things off in the sink, she came upon several empty Dannon yogurt containers and started gathering them for the trash. That's when I had to stop her and explain that we used them as tupperware. MLID.

#4687

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Jun 29, 2009 01:02 AM - Cheapness - by Aliah H. (woman)

Today I sat down at a restuarant and ordered chinese fried rice. When I began to eat, everyone stared at me. Without realizing it, I was eating with my hands. MLID.

#431

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Jun 17, 2009 09:55 AM - Random - by Tips (man)

Today, my dad always says mcdonalds as MacDonalls, MLID

#5627

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Feb 8, 5864 12:46 PM - Dads/Uncles - by malu715 (man)

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