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Name : Mukarram Ismail
City/Country : Leonia, United States
Birthday : Feb 15, 1924
Gender : Male
Profile Views : 1621
Number of comments : 3
Number of stories : 22

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Today, my mom said to set the clocks back ten minutes so we can have a longer sehri. MLID

#19929

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Wah! You are a true desi (240) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (80)

Aug 23, 2009 01:13 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by MUKz (man)

today i was driving with the top down when i made a sharp turn. some gora guy called me a kamina and told me i shoud go back to the slum.. MLID

#2937

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Wah! You are a true desi (97) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (217)

Jun 24, 2009 01:35 PM - Random - by MUKz (man)

Today i called Dell. My uncle picked up. we spoke for 4 hours. MLID

#2928

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Wah! You are a true desi (482) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (35)

Jun 24, 2009 01:26 PM - Dads/Uncles - by MUKz (man)

today i asked my mom if i could take her car to the mall. she looked like a bobble-head for a few seconds. MLID

#20600

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Wah! You are a true desi (316) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (54)

Aug 26, 2009 01:33 PM - Moms/Aunties - by MUKz (man)

Today, i laughed at all the MLIDs about taco bell's border sauce. then I remembered i have a stash of my own in my underwear drawer. MLID

#2086

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Wah! You are a true desi (185) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Jun 22, 2009 12:49 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by MUKz (man)

today i broke my fast a minute early. I felt like a badass. MLID

#19930

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Wah! You are a true desi (301) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (214)

Aug 23, 2009 01:14 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by MUKz (man)

Today i heard my voice. It's extremely high pitched and i have an indian accent. i've never been out of the US. MLID

#2118

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Wah! You are a true desi (193) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (22)

Jun 22, 2009 01:31 AM - Random - by MUKz (man)

today i farted in taraweeh. no one seemed to notice. MLID

#19931

3 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (113) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (300)

Aug 23, 2009 01:15 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by MUKz (man)

Today my father called me besharam for wearing my pants low. He was in his Lungi... MLID

#2926

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Wah! You are a true desi (288) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (9)

Jun 24, 2009 01:18 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Lungi ka Beta (man)

Today i pretended to be friends with a guy and suck up to his parents because i want to marry his sister in the future. MLID

#19935

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Wah! You are a true desi (566) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (64)

Aug 23, 2009 01:18 AM - Rishtas - by MUKz (man)

Today, For Fathers day, i gave my baba the same card he gave me for my birthday. i crossed out Birth and wrote Father's. MLID

#2087

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Wah! You are a true desi (200) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (51)

Jun 22, 2009 12:51 AM - Cheapness - by MUKz (man)

Today my mom signed a card for my neighbor, who's father passed away recently. She wrote LOL at the end then signed her name. she thought it meant "lots of love".... MLID

#2921

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Wah! You are a true desi (402) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (47)

Jun 24, 2009 01:06 PM - Moms/Aunties - by MUKz (man)

today i wore my dad's kurta to taraweeh. i recieved so many compliments from men about my "dress". MLID

#19932

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Wah! You are a true desi (261) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (25)

Aug 23, 2009 01:16 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by MUKz (man)

Today, i was listening to Linkin Park and my grandfather told me that music was bad and gave me a chappal to the face. Later, He asked me to put on some jab we met ke ganay for him on the cumputter.. MLID

#2071

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Wah! You are a true desi (168) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (24)

Jun 22, 2009 12:35 AM - Dads/Uncles - by MUKz (man)

Today, I went to a Gora Party. after arriving "fashionably 2 hours late", i saw that i wasn't the last one to come. Everyone who came after me was Brown. MLID

#2098

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Wah! You are a true desi (169) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

Jun 22, 2009 01:10 AM - Random - by MUKz (man)

today, i watched 2 indian movies. both stories were identical. MLID

#2919

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Wah! You are a true desi (361) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (30)

Jun 24, 2009 12:57 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by MUKz (man)

Today, i was bored so i started doing some genealogy. i found out that my parents are cousins, so are my grandparents on my mothers side, and my cousin married his 3rd cousin once removed. MLID

#2105

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Wah! You are a true desi (267) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (27)

Jun 22, 2009 01:16 AM - Rishtas - by MUKz (man)

today my brother came to my school. i pretended not to know him because he looked like a fob. he yelled BHAAIIYYAAAA!!! i ignored him. MLID

#2933

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Wah! You are a true desi (157) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (186)

Jun 24, 2009 01:31 PM - Random - by MUKz (man)

Yesterday, i quoted russell peters on the SATs. MLID

#29170

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Wah! You are a true desi (531) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (46)

Oct 11, 2009 03:19 PM - Academics - by MUKz (man)

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