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Name : Noor
City/Country : United States
Birthday : Jul 2, 1991
Gender : Female
Profile Views : 1404
Number of comments : 8
Number of stories : 9

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Today, my dad is coming home from a business trip in England. My mom told me to wash my hair yesterday because it is bad luck to wash your hair when someone is traveling. Because of her, I will pass on these same superstitions to my kids someday. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (181) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Jun 29, 2010 02:34 PM - Moms/Aunties - by billorani09 (woman)

Today, my mom and I were talking about how princess Diana died in a car accident. She said the real reason she died was because she was married but was running around loose with other men and "eating goo from them". She then told me I would die if I ever cheated on my husband. MLID

#55665

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Wah! You are a true desi (238) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (27)

Jun 29, 2010 07:08 PM - Moms/Aunties - by billorani09 (woman)

Today, someone gave me two Betta fish. Of course I named one Beta and the other Beti, only because my mom wouldn't let me name them Kutha and Kuthi. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (270) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (14)

Aug 26, 2010 01:21 AM - Random - by billorani09 (woman)

Today, I told my dad i was reading my history book when I was really reading a magazine. After a few hours he told me to bring my book to him so we could discuss what I read. When I told him I hadn't even brought that book home and was reading something else, he made me stand in a corner facing the wall and say "I will not lie to my Papa" for three hours. MLID

#55664

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Wah! You are a true desi (286) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (35)

Jun 29, 2010 02:13 PM - Dads/Uncles - by billorani09 (woman)

Today, after seeing my brother hasn't shaved in a few days, my dad says, "oye! look at this befkoof thinking he is charlie chaplin!" MLID

#55871

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Wah! You are a true desi (227) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (45)

Jul 8, 2010 04:38 PM - Dads/Uncles - by billorani09 (woman)

Today, there was a really severe storm in my area and we were issued a tornado watch. I tried to get my family to go down to the basement for safety but my mom slapped me and told me not to interrupt her dramas. ZeeTV and 12/24 Karol Bagh is more important to my mom than life. MLID

#55657

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Wah! You are a true desi (301) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (5)

Jun 29, 2010 03:57 PM - Moms/Aunties - by billorani09 (woman)

Today, my dad told me I have to sign up for a summer class because all of his friends kids were taking classes. He said if I didn't sign up for one by the end of the week, he'd sign me up for two. MLID

#55658

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Wah! You are a true desi (172) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (8)

Jun 29, 2010 02:53 PM - Dads/Uncles - by billorani09 (woman)

Today, I showed my dad the post about a dad thinking Kobe Bryant's name is Gobi Brian. After laughing he says, "isn't his name Toby?" MLID

#55872

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Wah! You are a true desi (285) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (20)

Jul 6, 2010 08:32 PM - Dads/Uncles - by billorani09 (woman)

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