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Name : ee. Faroque
City/Country : Brampton, Canada
Birthday : Jul 30, 1993
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Well, this is Eriim and i am 17 Woohoo, i love watching indian movies my favourite band is Jal i enjoy listeing to various artists, buh i enjoy Hip-Hop songs. Ask me anything: www. Formspring.me/imstar7

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Today, I went to a strip club. I saw someone staring at me. It was my Dad. MLID

#157

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Jun 16, 2009 02:42 AM - Dads/Uncles - by TheBestSon (man)

Today I opened my fridge at home and saw a dozen large yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt. MLID

#243

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Jun 16, 2009 04:05 PM - Cheapness - by omarhaq (man)

Today, a friend told me that white people are undercooked, black people are overcooked, but brown people are just right. I definitely agree. MLID.

#45580

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Jan 19, 2010 11:12 PM - Random - by crazydesi7564 (woman)

I am 19. Today I met this cute girl. She was 14. But I still pursued her. MLID

#126

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Jun 15, 2009 10:21 PM - Random - by Rundhi (man)

Yesterday me and my gf kissed, it was her first ever, today she told me she thinks shes pregnant. she has never had sex. MLID

#946

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Feb 8, 8415 12:45 PM - Rishtas - by mojosaab (man)

Whenever I'm bored, I sit in front of the computer and keep going back and forth between Facebook, MySpace, and my E-Mail for about 5 minutes. Nothing ever changes in those 5 minutes. MLID

#453

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Jun 17, 2009 12:27 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by MLID (woman)

Today, I talked back to my dad. He hit me with a chapal. MLID.

#154

21 Comments

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Jun 16, 2009 02:00 AM - Dads/Uncles - by panipuri (man)

Today I realized that Deepika Padukone should be glad she's not gujarati.. coz her last name means "who farted?" in guji.. MLID

#34471

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Feb 8, 5919 12:58 PM - Random - by magajmari (woman)

today i was chewing on white gum. when it lost its taste, i spat it out and found that the gum's colour was now a pale yellow. i was confused about the change, but then i realized the last thing i ate was dal. MLID

#11391

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Jul 20, 2009 04:26 AM - Random - by mylifeisalsoaverage (woman)

Today, I was throwing away some old ripped shirts. My mom yelled at me and told me we could use them to mop the kitchen. MLID

#54

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Jun 15, 2009 08:34 AM - Cheapness - by desiGiRlxOxO (woman)

best proposal ever

#52209

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Apr 26, 2010 11:26 PM - Videos - by sonibillori (man)

Today, I told my parents that I failed my test. They hit me with a chappal. Then I said "APRIL FOOL", they hit me with a chappal again. MLID

#50170

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Apr 1, 2010 11:25 AM - Random - by Zolo (man)

Today, I came to the conclusion that every indian guy thinks he can hoop, but none of them ever make the school basketball team. MLID

#39771

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Dec 13, 2009 08:04 PM - Random - by Showtime231_STL (man)

Today, I realized that whenever my parents pass behind me when I am on the computer, I minimize the myspace and facebook tabs and open up "practice for SATs" MLID

#7343

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Jul 6, 2009 09:02 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

Today I went to the gym to do some cardio. My workout music? Bhangra. MLID

#50638

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Apr 6, 2010 05:48 PM - Random - by mrbad (man)

Today, I noticed how my parents NEVER come into my room when I'm studying, but always manage to barge in as soon as I go on facebook. MLID

#55938

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Jul 13, 2010 10:02 PM - Academics - by PakiSTALLION (man)

Today, I looked in the mirror and realized I was Desi. Yesterday, I looked in the mirror and I realized I was Desi. Tomorrow, I'm hoping for a new surprise. MLID.

#336

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Jun 16, 2009 09:17 PM - Random - by anon (woman)

Today, we saw a desi aunty wearing skinny jeans, a short, tight t-shirt, and big black sunglasses on her head at the mall. My mom called her a kuthi for wanting to look american and modern. MLID

#28893

7 Comments

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Oct 9, 2009 09:43 PM - Moms/Aunties - by As-Salam-Al-Aikum (woman)

Today, there was a new girl in my 2nd hour. Her name was Adishree, but she looked painfully gora. I asked her to borrow a pen, it was from the Holiday Inn. Then I knew. MLID.

#41314

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Dec 22, 2009 06:08 PM - Random - by HERlifeisdesi. (woman)

Today, I walked in on my mother in the bathroom since she did not lock the door. MLID.

#2744

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Jun 23, 2009 09:40 PM - Random - by av (man)

Today, I saw a guy at an Eid function. By the time I spoke to him I had the names for our children planned out. MLID

#61276

8 Comments

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Dec 8, 2010 09:37 PM - Rishtas - by CurryQueen (woman)

Today, I became a fan of: "My name is naan and I am not a roti." MLID

#50410

12 Comments

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Apr 4, 2010 11:17 AM - Random - by PakiKuri (woman)

Today, while working my shift at American Eagle. A desi girl around my age showed her dad the pair of jeans she wanted to buy. He saw that the jeans were ripped and asked for a discount though the daughter tried telling him that it's the style. In the end i still gave them the discount so i could get the girls number. MLID

#56728

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Aug 10, 2010 08:32 PM - Cheapness - by Raulj (man)

Today, my friend came over and asked me why my dad's wearing a skirt. MLID

#49029

4 Comments

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Feb 11, 2010 09:46 AM - Dads/Uncles - by NotDubbed89 (woman)

Today, my friend and I were singing california gurls and changed the lyrics to 'pakistani gurls we're unforgetable, shalwar kameez, dupatta on top!' MLID

#55582

3 Comments

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Jun 26, 2010 12:31 PM - Random - by desiness (woman)

Today, after complaining about how many dishes she has to wash everyday, my mom broke out the paper products. After we all ate, she rinsed the plastic spoons and put them in the dishwasher. MLID.

#7482

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Jul 7, 2009 04:21 AM - Moms/Aunties - by gujjugirl (woman)

Today, I joined the group "Will you marry me? Yes! Yes! I will! LOL jk, I'm desi, I have to ask my parents" on facebook. MLID.

#54745

4 Comments

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Jun 7, 2010 04:33 PM - Random - by AzamPervaze. (man)

Today, I was watching an Indian movie and a kissing scene came on. I was embarrassed and walked up and away. I am 26. MLID

#1113

2 Comments

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Feb 8, 362 12:45 PM - Random - by Saloni (woman)

Today, I felt a rush of pride when I saw that E! News said Hritik Roshan had some of the sexiest abs. MLID.

#33995

3 Comments

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Nov 12, 2009 08:29 PM - Random - by chokri (woman)

Today, well, actually last year, i went to a wedding and me and my friend we're checking out the hot drummer guy. My friend said "dayumm, i would love to be his dhool, so he can bang me anytime". MLID

#50130

2 Comments

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Apr 1, 2010 02:52 AM - Random - by chak de patteee (woman)

Today, I became a fan of "sorry I can't go my parents are Indian." MLID

#50421

6 Comments

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Apr 4, 2010 01:32 PM - Random - by indiandaughter (woman)

When I'm feeling extremely lazy I exercise in my cotton shalwar kameez instead of changing into sweats and a tee. MLID.

#3110

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Jun 24, 2009 09:53 PM - Moms/Aunties - by future_aunty (woman)

Today, I was watching the U19 cricket semi-finals, and after pakistan won, the camera showed a bunch of old uncles breaking out in bhangra. MLID.

#46550

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Jan 25, 2010 12:12 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by odost (man)

Today, I convinced an entire group of freshman that I was from Spain . . . and then my phone started playing "Mundian To Bach Ke" because my mother was calling. MLID

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6 Comments

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Oct 6, 2009 04:20 PM - Random - by balleballeimpunjabi (woman)

Today I heard my mom and the other aunties gossiping about an aunty who let her daughter have a "love marriage". All hell broke loose.

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Jul 14, 2010 07:30 PM - Moms/Aunties - by mrs. salman khan (woman)

Today I got my first flu shot ever. I usually don't get flu shots because my doctor parents believe they are unnecessary. Why did I get one today? Because they were free. MLID

#27377

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Sep 30, 2009 09:14 PM - Cheapness - by doesn't like shots (woman)

Today, i looked outside to see my chinese neighbor mowing his lawn in his boxers. I laughed. I looked out to my front yard and saw my dad doing the same thing. Except in a lungi. MLID.

#801

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Jun 18, 2009 05:01 PM - Dads/Uncles - by desigirl123 (woman)

Today me and my dad got lost. He then proceeded to ask for directions from a lady who was walking by. He pulls up next to her and yells out "how do I get to Westlake! Excuse me!" When she did not respond my dad said Estupid umrikan. The windows were rolled up. MLID

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Jun 30, 2009 01:52 AM - Dads/Uncles - by Sobinderjinderhinderpreet (man)

Today, I asked my parents what I could do for my 16th birthday, and they agreed to let me have a party. I got really excited until I learned that their idea of a party was me and 5 'ben-pani's (girlfriends) watching Kuch Kuch Hota Hai at my house, then splitting the cost of Taco Bell. MLID.

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Feb 8, 6290 12:47 PM - Cheapness - by Amita (woman)

Today, in english class we had to come up with a short story on the spot in front of the whole class with the category our gora teacher gave us. My category was a love triangle. I ended up copying Kal Ho Na Ho. MLID

#29693

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Feb 8, 3749 12:55 PM - Academics - by kindaaaaa (woman)

Today, I announced to my group of friends that I was in love with Katrina Kaif. A gori girl proceeded to ask, "Aww how cute, does she go to school here?"...MLID

#49195

8 Comments

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Feb 12, 2010 08:07 PM - Random - by zadidhaq (man)

My husband calls his wallet a purse and his cologne perfume. MLID

#4386

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Jun 28, 2009 12:49 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by bumahari (woman)

My mom bought me a jacket five years ago and she bought a size bigger so I would grow into it. I'm still growing into it. MLID

#52

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Jun 15, 2009 08:18 AM - Cheapness - by desiGiRlxOxO (woman)

Today, I found a hole in one of my shirts. I was about to throw it away and then my dad said, "You can use it for sleep time." MLID

#50524

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Apr 5, 2010 03:11 PM - Dads/Uncles - by P&S (woman)

Today, I finally realized that my mom uses bobby pins to clean her ears instead of cutips.

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Aug 30, 2009 09:10 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by bobbypinned: (woman)

Today my mom came to pick me up from school. The janitor told my mom he liked her bling. He was talking about her nose ring and gold churiya. MLID

#3246

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Jun 25, 2009 02:22 AM - Moms/Aunties - by as116 (woman)

Today, my mom and I went to toys'r'us to buy pacifiers for my baby cousin... My mom asked the employee "Excuse me sir, Where are your 'nipples'?" MLID.

#9179

9 Comments

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Feb 8, 7264 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by BrownsuGar (woman)

Today, I asked my mother when I can start dating. She looked at me all surprised and shocked and she said "Where did you learn that dirty word from?" I guess I better not tell her that I have a boyfriend. MLID

#43607

3 Comments

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Jan 5, 2010 08:55 PM - Moms/Aunties - by ishbabe427 (woman)

Today I realized that whenever I find something funny, I clap. MLID

#20821

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Feb 8, 2788 12:51 PM - Random - by samaymay (woman)

Today i was speaking in urdu with my brother and my white friend was sitting next to me. He thought my language was pretty cool & wanted to learn some words. So my brother & I taught him these three word: harami, kameena, bhenchod. He thanked us after. MLID

#677

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Jun 18, 2009 01:01 AM - Random - by babygurl19000 (woman)

Today, my mom and I went to a shaadi. After eating, she stuffed naan (bread) in my 4 inch purse so that it couldnt even close anymore. She told me how my nani (grandma) was waiting for us to bring home naan so she could finish her nihari. MLID

#784

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Jun 18, 2009 03:52 PM - Cheapness - by shilpaxxxx (woman)

Today at my younger brother's parent-teacher conference, my brother's teacher commented on "what fashionable flip flops" my dad was wearing. He was wearing chappals. MLID.

#50661

4 Comments

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Apr 6, 2010 10:09 PM - Dads/Uncles - by shiv485 (man)

Today, I asked my ma if I could go to the pool. She said no, and I got upset, she noticed and angrily said, "Fine, if you want to go, go." I decided to go, and when I came back, she got mad at me for disobeying her. MLID

#4631

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Jun 28, 2009 11:01 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desigirl (woman)

So I'm talking to my Dad about what I do on the computer so late at night and he goes, "Beta, you're not going on any Honky Donky websites are you?" It took me a while to figure out my dad calls pornography "honky donky". MLID

#50660

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Apr 6, 2010 09:39 PM - Dads/Uncles - by BoredBorad (man)

i cannot stop watching this lol

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Oct 11, 2009 07:59 PM - Videos - by muzamilluver (woman)

Today, we were rushing to a wedding that was a Catholic ceremony. When we got there, we were relieved to see everyone outside the chapel. They were not getting ready to enter, but actually leave. We just missed the whole wedding... and the photos after. MLID

#2057

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Jun 22, 2009 12:09 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by prakash12 (woman)

Today, I started my period for the first time. I told my mom not to tell anyone. The next day, I received gifts/jewellery/congratulations calls from my family in India. MLID

#25115

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Sep 18, 2009 08:57 PM - Moms/Aunties - by embarassed (woman)

Today I was alone in the elevator at work and farted 3 times in a row. Then the elevator stopped on a floor and 5 of my co-workers came on. They all turned to me and said, "Hey Raj---you using a new cologne? Smells better than usual!" MLID

#776

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Jun 18, 2009 03:04 PM - Random - by RajjyRajRaj (man)

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