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Name : Chaiwalli Saleem
City/Country : Houston, United States
Birthday : Mar 14, 1995
Gender : Female
Profile Views : 1080
Number of comments : 43
Number of stories : 13

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My family is from Karachi. I love nehari, haleem, and naan. i'm a practicing Muslim, and a sophomore in high school.

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Today, my mom and I went to toys'r'us to buy pacifiers for my baby cousin... My mom asked the employee "Excuse me sir, Where are your 'nipples'?" MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (895) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (30)

Feb 8, 7264 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by BrownsuGar (woman)

Today my family said we're going to a "party." It was more of all the aunties in the kitchen talking about life, uncles in the living room discussing cricket and politics and us children in the basement bored out of our minds. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (716) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (13)

Jun 18, 2009 08:12 AM - Rishtas - by Showtime231_STL (man)

My mom asked whether i drink coffee while studying, when I told her I drink red bull and that it was an energy drink, she responds with "red bull, green bull, I don't care, you are going to stop drinking that gandha stuff or I'll come to Canada and beat you till your a black and blue bull". MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (264) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (20)

Jun 17, 2009 06:25 PM - Random - by JasonIsSid (man)

Today, I watched a season of Ugly Betty on TV. Meanwhile, my mom watched a season of Bol Meri Machlee on YouTube. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (185) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Nov 10, 2010 10:06 PM - Random - by chaiwalli (woman)

Today, I went to a party. A Pakistani girl asked me "What kind of doctor do you want to be?" I've never even met her before and she thinks I want to be a doctor. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (270) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (12)

Aug 10, 2010 08:31 PM - Random - by chaiwalli (woman)

Today, while talking about school, my dad told me that erasers are pointless because, "you should get it right on the first try." MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (740) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (11)

Oct 27, 2009 12:56 AM - Academics - by lbcrubeezy (woman)

Today, my mom asked me if Michael Jackson was a singer. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (242) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (127)

Jun 26, 2009 04:15 AM - Moms/Aunties - by adesigirl786 (woman)

Today, i just want to say that i am proud to be the best desi person i can be. With all this racist hate going on, there are alot of radical idiots out there who are no better than Hitler, Stalin, and Osama Bin Laden so we need to hold it together and help each other out. You hear me, "Radio"? MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (83) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (4)

May 13, 2011 09:40 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by DESImuslim (woman)

Today, my desi friend called me at 7 in the morning to remind me to bring the 2 dollars that he had lent me yesterday. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (307) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (12)

Sep 3, 2009 04:40 PM - Cheapness - by paonadar (man)

Today, my parents were having people over for dinner. We planned to start the party at 6:30, but we told people 6:00. They didn't show up until 7:00. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (267) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (11)

Jul 15, 2010 12:33 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by Aloo (woman)

Whenever my mom comes in the room i pretend to be doing homework so she doesn't make me do kaam. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (438) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (17)

Sep 13, 2009 01:21 PM - Moms/Aunties - by amsodope (woman)

Today, I saw two desi's in a store speaking in urdu. All I heard of their conversation was "K-mart me aur sasta milega. Chalo." Typical. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (577) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (24)

May 16, 2010 11:12 PM - Cheapness - by biscuit'n'chai (woman)

Today, we went to an Indian restaurant Hilcroft(a densely desi populated area). As we were leaving the restaurant and approaching our car at 8 at night we saw about 4 Indian guys huddled around our car with a bag in their hand. We, assuming it was drugs, cautiously walked to our car, ready to call 911 at any moment. It turns out it was only Parle-G cookies. Typical Indians. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (272) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Jun 24, 2010 03:00 PM - Random - by Parle G (woman)

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