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Name : Parminder
City/Country : Toronto, Canada
Birthday : Oct 27, 1994
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Whenever I get dressed up a little, my mom says, "oh hero bungyay!" MLID

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Dec 17, 2009 08:44 PM - Moms/Aunties - by SSK6161 (man)

Today, my little brother asked my mom what love was. My mom replied, "its a mental disorder in the brain, don't fall in love". MLID

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Aug 26, 2010 09:19 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (woman)

Today I was reading old MLIDs when I came across the one about a guy whose last name was Butt. He thinks he has it bad: My name is Asad Butt. Much worse than a happy butt.

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Aug 31, 2009 10:03 AM - Random - by buttocksdepression (man)

Today, as I was going through the "Men seeking Women" section in Craigslist, I happened to come to a post entitled "Indian Raja seeks his Indian Rani." The guy wanted to get married, unlike the other goras in the website who just wanted a relationship. MLID.

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Dec 18, 2009 07:49 PM - Rishtas - by ProudPak (woman)

Today, my parents encouraged me to be whatever I want when I grow up. When I mentioned that I might want to pursue art, they told me "Beta, you vill be a doctor, computer engineer, or a lawyer. You can be whichever one you want". MLID.

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Nov 25, 2010 10:49 PM - Academics - by Ghostie (woman)

Today a couple of my dad's friends and their children and I all went to Tim Hortons. We got a cheap pack of timbits. One of the uncles thought they were ladoos. So to get our attention he screamed Ladoos for sale! Every just looked at us like we were some kind of freaks. I was soo embarrased. MLI

#63985

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Jan 6, 2011 08:06 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Raisa (woman)

Today my dad bought a new laptop. He asked me to find Microsoft Office on it. I told him that he would have to buy it seperately as it didn't come with the laptop. He said that he had been cheated by the salesman who said that the laptop was Windows. I reminded my dad that Windows and MSoffice are not the same. He called me a bathameez and said that I love Microsoft goras more than my family. MLID

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Aug 19, 2010 02:23 AM - Dads/Uncles - by lionofpunjab (man)

Today, we were looking at houses and my dad found one he liked. He wanted to ask the female agent if he could stay in touch with her. Instead, he said "You mind if I touch you." The ladies face turned red, my uncles and cousins were laughing, and my dad still didn't get what he said wrong. MLID

#730

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Jun 18, 2009 11:08 AM - Dads/Uncles - by DrDeep93 (man)

Today, I had a date . I'm a girl, and my dad wouldn't come outside of his room to meet my boyfriend. My brother, on the other hand, is 10 and has a girlfriend. My dad always goes that's my munda! MLID.

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Jun 16, 2009 08:27 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Teeny (woman)

Today I realized all of our tuperware has haldi stains on it. MLID.

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Aug 14, 2010 11:47 PM - Random - by amazing (woman)

Today, I realized that we are saving this world from global warming - we rarely turn on air conditioning or heat; we use lota instead of flushing down a bucket full of water; instead of throwing away empty plastic containers, we use them to put other food in; we use less fuel because we're hardly allowed to go anywhere (i mean, we are always studying). GO DESIS!! MLID.

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Aug 29, 2010 12:00 PM - Random - by proudtobedesi (woman)

Today, in math, we learned that the Indians invented the number 0. I have never been a prouder. MLID and proud

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Feb 8, 9036 01:07 PM - Academics - by Number 0 (woman)

Today, someone gave me two Betta fish. Of course I named one Beta and the other Beti, only because my mom wouldn't let me name them Kutha and Kuthi. MLID

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Aug 26, 2010 01:21 AM - Random - by billorani09 (woman)

Today, I realized when a song on the radio came on of "Lil Wayne" and "Birdman" my friends and I jokingly called them "Chota Wayne" and "Tota Man" MLID

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Feb 8, 490 12:47 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

Today, I watched Titanic with my white friends and my sister. After the movie,my white friends told me I closed my eyes every time there was a kissing scene or sex scene. My sister said mom and dad would be proud. MLID

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Nov 3, 2010 08:58 PM - Random - by titanic (woman)

Today, at a Desi party my sister told me a grown man had taken a balloon from her. He then gave the balloon to his son, and said, "now don't give this to anyone." Good job guy, you got a free balloon. MLID

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Dec 28, 2010 03:38 PM - Random - by trishalac (woman)

Today, I saw a commercial for the TV show "Survivor: Samoa". I saw it from far away and thought it said "Survivor: Samosa". I got really excited for nothing. MLID.

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Sep 1, 2009 09:17 AM - Random - by desi+and+proud (woman)

Today, I realize that no matter where I go, whenever I accidentaly stare at a desi, they are always staring right back at me. MLID

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Feb 8, 9565 12:58 PM - Random - by Chapati (man)

Today, my dad asked me, "jaan... put on that serial with the char science-wallas and the desi physicist". He was referring to The Big Bang Theory and Raj Koothrapaali. It's his new favorite show. MLID

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Nov 28, 2010 04:54 AM - Random - by Mrs. Koothrapali (woman)

Today, well years ago, me and my cousins were visiting India. One of my cousins was wearing a hoodie, and everyone proceeded to call him Jadoo.

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Oct 8, 2010 04:07 AM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, in history we were talking about OPEC. The desi sub told us that OPEC has control over world oil supply. I pointed out to her that technically desis control the supply of oil, as we own all the gas stations. She agreed. MLID

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May 24, 2011 12:01 AM - Academics - by TheOrient (man)

Today, i remembered how scared i was of the pressure cooker when i was little.anyone else? MLID

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Jun 28, 2011 02:34 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Fearcooking (man)

Today, I realized my parents are convinced that the Indian food my mom makes (filled with oil, starch, etc.) is the healthiest food in the world. MLID

#56671

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Aug 7, 2010 01:08 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by foodloveshortage (man)

Today I realised no matter the weather in an Indian song, the man is always dressed appropriately and the woman is always dressed in Salwaar Kameez with not even a coat. Okay, maybe if she's in the mountains with 10 feet of snow, she might wear a pair of gloves. MLID

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Dec 3, 2009 04:26 PM - Random - by soni (woman)

Today, I accidentally deleted my mom's Indian show from the DVR. She's going to be home in 20 minutes. Pray for me. MLID.

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Oct 10, 2010 02:39 PM - Moms/Aunties - by aggielove (woman)

Today I went to the Indian Consulate with my dad, to surrender his passport. There we were greeted by a desi uncle with his face stuffed with paan -MLID

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Oct 28, 2010 01:56 AM - Dads/Uncles - by SABU (woman)

Today, my mom told me to google somebody on facebook, MLID.

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Oct 5, 2010 10:14 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (woman)

My gori friend believes that there is a 'Suburban Indian Mafia' because we all know each other and we all go to the same parties. - MLID

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Aug 20, 2010 10:49 AM - Random - by meghamathur_1995 (woman)

Today I called my teacher Aunty. Everyone laughed except for a few Indian kids at the back. Half of them were doing there Math homework and the other half looked at me with understanding. MLID

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Dec 18, 2010 07:53 PM - Academics - by Lani (woman)

Today my dad went around telling everyone how my 8 yearold brother is addicted to playboy. He was referring to his gameboy. MLID

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Jun 30, 2009 06:10 AM - Dads/Uncles - by papu (woman)

Today, actually last year, I was in the car with my sister and while we were pulling out of a parking lot and some kutti tried to cut us off, I raised my hand in thappar mode and yelled oye theri. MLID

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Nov 13, 2010 11:32 PM - Random - by brownbread33 (woman)

Today I realized that since my father was a business man who traveled a lot, my favorite shampoo while I was growing up was "Holiday Inn". MLID

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Dec 28, 2010 07:19 PM - Cheapness - by Jona (man)

Today, I went to my uncle's house. He put Twilght on so we wouldn't get bored. Apparently he thinks its a newer copy of 'Drakula'. Way to go Chandu Mama. MLID

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Aug 17, 2010 12:39 AM - Dads/Uncles - by desigurl96 (woman)

Today I was standing in a really crowded bus and this brown guy kept looking at me. Apparently I didn't look desi to him so he turned to his friend and said " Apni bhabi ko dekh!". MLID

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Dec 1, 2010 08:39 PM - Random - by kya-karu (woman)

When I was young I remember watching "Inspector Gadget" and my dad changing the channel and telling me to " go study, and stop watching this sala with springs coming out of his ass" MLID

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Jun 16, 2009 10:45 PM - Random - by downwithbrown (man)

Today, I realized my mom has more bling than 50 cent. MLID

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Dec 8, 2009 08:31 PM - Moms/Aunties - by zidu (man)

Today, after seeing my brother hasn't shaved in a few days, my dad says, "oye! look at this befkoof thinking he is charlie chaplin!" MLID

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Jul 8, 2010 04:38 PM - Dads/Uncles - by billorani09 (woman)

Today, i realized that every time i shop online, I sort the page to "Price: Low to High". MLID

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Feb 22, 2011 02:02 AM - Cheapness - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, my mom told me to get "woh" from the kitchen 10 times. I still haven't figured out what "woh" is.

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Feb 8, 1293 12:47 PM - Cheapness - by vatermellun (woman)

today, i was driving my mother home, when a car cut us off. He then gave us the finger. my mom's response? she holds up 2 middle fingers and says (in a heavily indian accent) "oh ho, see here, i have TWO! what now?". MLID.

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Aug 22, 2009 04:13 PM - Moms/Aunties - by anonymous (woman)

The other day, I randomly turn to my mother and say, "Mama Sita!!". The next thing you know, she replies with a "Papa Ram"... MLID

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Oct 3, 2010 08:56 PM - Random - by omg123 (woman)

Today, my dad talked to my dog in hindi. MLID

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Aug 19, 2010 03:33 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by indianization (man)

Today, i saw a "make chai, not war" t-shirt and totally fell in love.... MLID

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Jul 16, 2009 01:40 AM - Random - by orangeflamingo (woman)

Today I realized that I've never printed something in color at home, as the color ink cartridges are too expensive. Thats why we print all my papers at my moms office for free. MLID

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Aug 13, 2010 08:43 PM - Cheapness - by yaar (man)

Today, my mom and I found out that we have a termite problem at the house. She told me to call the terminator. MLID

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Jul 8, 2010 10:49 PM - Moms/Aunties - by anonymous (man)

Today i got an 99 on my science test and i was also the one who had the highest sore for that class but my mom was mad and asked "Where is the other one point, did it fly to india?"

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Aug 14, 2010 10:45 AM - Academics - by fashion frenzy (woman)

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Feb 8, 2693 12:52 PM - Random - by vatutalking (woman)

Today, while visiting Delhi, I picked up a copy of the India Times newspaper. There was an article that said "Soon, beating your child could land you in jail." Only in India...MLID

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Aug 11, 2010 12:51 PM - Random - by wtf (man)

Today, I met a little 4 year old girl who loved playing with her "Aloo baba" aka Mr. Potato Head. MLID

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Aug 11, 2010 09:59 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by anonymous (woman)

Today, my mom insisted on calling my friend named Brianna: Biryani...MLID.

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Jan 24, 2011 06:54 PM - Moms/Aunties - by biryaniloverrr (woman)

Today, my white friend gave me a $40 gift certificate and a Christmas card. All I gave her was a cheap lotion basket. MLID

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Dec 18, 2009 07:36 PM - Cheapness - by eesha[: (woman)

Today we were eating Panda Express. My dad started talking about how he should open up a Hathi Express and sell Fortune Samosas. MLID.

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Aug 3, 2010 10:37 PM - Dads/Uncles - by anon (woman)

Today, I was practicing a dance to one of my favorite Punjabi songs and a fast turn came up. As i turned on one foot, I accidentally tore part of the rug beneath me. I can't tell if this was because of my inability to do the intense desi turns or if it was because we bought the rug on sale. MLID

#58753

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Nov 19, 2010 04:02 PM - Random - by smileysonia (woman)

Today - I live in a town that has a population of 99.3% whitle people, a brown person can be spotted a mile away. So as Im in and out of shops with my Mum she spots a brown person, the brown woman sees us, they start having a never ending staring contest while browsing the shevles MLID

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Dec 9, 2010 01:10 PM - Moms/Aunties - by zahrahb (woman)

Today, while fidgeting with the Translate button on my Google toolbar, I managed to translate the MLID page I was on into Hindi. My mom, whose English is still in its elementary stages and hardly knows how to use a computer, has not budged from this website for more than two hours since then. MLID.

#57019

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Aug 15, 2010 03:59 PM - Random - by Fanny (woman)

Today, I showed my dad the post about a dad thinking Kobe Bryant's name is Gobi Brian. After laughing he says, "isn't his name Toby?" MLID

#55872

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Jul 6, 2010 08:32 PM - Dads/Uncles - by billorani09 (woman)

Today, was the first day of summer school. I met a new desi friend after exchanging our names the next question she asked me what pind i was from. MLID

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Aug 15, 2010 04:05 PM - Random - by imastar7 (woman)

Today, at work, someone came up to me and said, ''YOU from INDIA??" It was an old Uncle Jee. MLID

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Oct 16, 2010 08:20 AM - Random - by Ridaaaaaaaa (woman)

Today, I had to drive 45 minutes to get samosas since we had guests coming over. When I got home, my parents wanted me to go all the way back to the same store because they wanted green chutney, not red. MLID

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Oct 27, 2010 08:14 PM - Random - by samosa (woman)

Today, I saw a black guy at the library cussing. My mom called him a bevakoof "afro-american". MLID

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Aug 2, 2010 01:43 AM - Moms/Aunties - by desigurl96 (woman)

Today, while I was in my room doing homework, my parents were outside watching an old Indian, late 90's movie. All I hear was "dishoom dishoom" for straight 5 minutes. MLID

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Jan 24, 2011 05:57 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by dishoomdishoom (woman)

Today, my desk lamp broke and we returned it to Walmart. The rest of the day, my dad kept telling me how proud he was that I kept the box. MLID.

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Oct 1, 2010 09:25 PM - Cheapness - by desipride (woman)

Today, I was taking notes using my AP World textbook. I got to a sentence that said that China received tea, sugar, and spices from India. I instantly knew that the last person who got my textbook was desi. How? They crossed out tea and wrote chai. MLID

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Dec 1, 2010 07:05 PM - Random - by ladoosr4luvers (woman)

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