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Name : Sahana Acharya
City/Country : F-town, United States
Birthday : Aug 20, 1995
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heyy im sahana. well i guess you know enough about me, so get ur ass on facebook or formspring.me/sahana820 or whatever you think i could possibly have an account in and find me, if u would like and have absolutely no life, no pressure(: haha

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Today, my parents told me that the whole point of summer is prepare for next academic year MLID

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Aug 24, 2010 01:42 AM - Academics - by justanotherdesiguy (man)

Today I opened my fridge at home and saw a dozen large yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt. MLID

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Jun 16, 2009 04:05 PM - Cheapness - by omarhaq (man)

Today, my gora worker told me a joke "what's faster than speed of light?....An INDIAN WITH A COUPON"

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Apr 26, 2010 06:08 PM - Cheapness - by URNS (man)

My parents say I am not allowed to date until I'm married. MLID.

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Feb 8, 4648 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

Today, I realized that only an Indian movie could pull off raping someone with their clothes on. MLID.

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May 8, 2010 05:14 PM - Random - by brownbatman (woman)

Today I realized that when the doorbell rings and I'm running for the door, my mom is running for her dupatta. MLID

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Feb 16, 2010 06:48 PM - Moms/Aunties - by boredpakichick (woman)

Jay Sean sticking to his roots

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Sep 5, 2009 02:28 AM - Videos - by Sean John (man)

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Today, I noticed that all older desi men look pregnant - MLID

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Aug 12, 2009 02:34 AM - Dads/Uncles - by xxsabasuperiorxx (woman)

Today, I became a fan on facebook called: " It's not that spicy, your just white." MLID

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Apr 14, 2010 06:55 PM - Random - by Marium: (woman)

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Apr 25, 2010 12:49 PM - Videos - by kohkldg (woman)

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Yesterday, my parents found out I had a boyfriend. Today, I am single. MLID

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Jan 13, 2010 11:45 PM - Rishtas - by aloogobi (man)

Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster (man)

Today, I saw the new MetroPCS commercial featuring Ranjit and Chad. I'm sure all desis will switch to MetroPCS just because of that commercial.

MLiD

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Jan 16, 2010 11:57 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by T Singh (man)

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Today i realised why we have 1 billion people in india, it's because condoms aren't reusable. MLID

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Jul 20, 2009 04:40 AM - Rishtas - by Anonymous (man)

Today, my friend asked me if I wanted pizza or not. I responded with the famous figure 8 Indian nod for yes. MLID.

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Jun 30, 2009 08:34 AM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

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Jan 4, 2010 09:47 PM - Videos - by arthy (woman)

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Today, I got a 97 on my final exam. When I showed it to my parents, they asked me where the other 3 points went. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:44 AM - Academics - by wasti (man)

lol :)

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Jan 5, 2010 04:29 PM - Videos - by randompaki24 (woman)

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Today, I told my parents that I failed my test. They hit me with a chappal. Then I said "APRIL FOOL", they hit me with a chappal again. MLID

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Apr 1, 2010 11:25 AM - Random - by Zolo (man)

Today, I came to the conclusion that every indian guy thinks he can hoop, but none of them ever make the school basketball team. MLID

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Dec 13, 2009 08:04 PM - Random - by Showtime231_STL (man)

Today, I realized when a song on the radio came on of "Lil Wayne" and "Birdman" my friends and I jokingly called them "Chota Wayne" and "Tota Man" MLID

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Feb 8, 490 12:47 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

Today, I went down to my local McDonalds, to my surprise there was a desi girl cashier. i was thinking in my head, "her parents must be reaaalllly disappointed in her!"

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Oct 4, 2010 12:48 AM - Random - by brownman91 (man)

Today, I asked my mom if I could go to my school dance. She compared it to some gang rape on the other side of the country. MLID

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Feb 6, 2010 02:12 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by DesiGirl (woman)

Today, i realized that whenever desi's are impressed they pout their lips, raise their eyebrows, and bobble their heads from side to side. MLID.

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Feb 8, 6562 12:53 PM - Rishtas - by shat (woman)

Today, while taking a shower, I realized that my dad had filled the entire shampoo bottle with water as a mean to not waste the remaining drops. When I asked him what was the point, he started yelling at me saying how our generation have no value and started ranting about his childhood. MLID...

#69350

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Apr 14, 2011 09:15 AM - Dads/Uncles - by thedesiguy (man)

Today, I was in the electronics store with my dad. He asked him if they had the phone that i wanted. The man replied with : "Sorry sir, I'm afraid it's not available." Then my dad replied with: "Oh no, don't be afraid." MLID

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Nov 27, 2009 02:57 AM - Dads/Uncles - by BrknWngs (woman)

Today, and Indian person won on Jeopardy. Such pride. MLID

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May 23, 2010 12:54 AM - Random - by mangolassi (man)

My mom, dad, uncle, and aunt all make weird slurping noises when they "drink" dal and chai. MLID

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Dec 16, 2009 10:04 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by sanman20 (man)

today my indian neighbor who just came from india was speeding and got pulled over, the cop said license and registration, and my neighbor said sorry all i got is a 5, that will be enough right? In India, they paid the cops off. MLID

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Dec 17, 2009 02:53 AM - Cheapness - by dum dum (woman)

Today, my khala asked me if i wanted "ass cream". Shocked, i stared at her for 10 seconds and then realized that she was referring to "ice cream". MLID

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Jun 29, 2009 02:06 AM - Moms/Aunties - by ice cream (woman)

Today, I started studying for a Honors Test I have to take next month. My mom told me, not to tell my desi friends that I am studying or else they will do better then me. She also told me to find out what they are studying so that I can do better then them.

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Apr 14, 2011 09:14 AM - Academics - by Bollywood_#1 (woman)

Today my mom found where I hid my 'fancy' underwear..uhoh...MLID

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Apr 16, 2011 06:44 AM - Moms/Aunties - by sallllllly (woman)

Today, someone asked me if i was casino indian or dot indian. MLID

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Nov 3, 2009 09:33 PM - Random - by ishbabe427 (woman)

Today, I heard a new desi joke. How do you blow up an Indian? By pushing the red dot! MLID

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Apr 28, 2010 09:06 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by t3nni5lord (man)

Today my dad was holding our neighboor's cat and claimed in front of everyone that "it was the nicest pussy he's ever seen..."
I had to awkwardly explain to everyone that he was talking about cats....MLID

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Feb 8, 567 12:47 PM - Dads/Uncles - by yournotsotypicalabcd (woman)

Today, my dad was pointing at something at the store with his middle finger. He didn't think this was wrong at all. MLID

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Jan 5, 2010 08:49 PM - Dads/Uncles - by ishbabe427 (woman)

Today, my family and I went to another desi dinner party. Instead of looking for the house number, we just looked for the house with too many cars in the driveway and a bunch of shoes outside of the door. MLID

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Feb 7, 2010 03:25 PM - Random - by holla-fo-one-dolla (woman)

Today, well everyday, you know you're a desi when your parents are yelling in the background when you're on the phone. MLID.

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Nov 23, 2009 06:44 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by ughdippers (woman)

today, my mom was cleaning our bathrooms. by the time i woke up to go to teh bathroom, i couldnt find my toothbrush. upon asking my mom where it was, she says " I eused it to cleeain te toilet" , after flipping out on her, she says" ja papa ka toothbrush use kar" MLID.

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Dec 12, 2009 02:04 PM - Moms/Aunties - by YOUWAT!! (woman)

Today, my brother told my dad not to point fingers at anyone while they were arguing over something. My dad responded by saying "I'm not fingering anyone!" MLID.

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Sep 10, 2009 10:09 PM - Dads/Uncles - by LostInTranslation (man)

Today my uncle and I were listening to Baby by Justin Bieber. My Uncle asked if "she" had a rishta yet. MLID

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Apr 22, 2010 10:47 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, my friend's mom found out about her huge crush on this guy at school. I will miss her. MLID

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Sep 30, 2010 05:45 PM - Random - by aare_yaar (woman)

Today, we went to a wedding and my mom said the bride was shameless and "modern" because she wore a sleeveless top and smiled for her pictures. MLID

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Feb 8, 7537 12:48 PM - Rishtas - by LailaJ (woman)

Today, my little cousin was playing with his gora friend. They were playing with toy guns. His gora friend yelled "Bang! Bang!" while shooting his gun. My cousin yelled "Dishum! Dishum!" MLID

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Jan 23, 2010 05:01 PM - Random - by desigirl (woman)

My Dad knows i close out of facebook whenever he walks into the room, which he does about every 2 seconds. he now decides to sit and recite the vedas while im on the computer. knowing it will keep me off facebook. MLID

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Jun 22, 2009 08:59 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by meghnax94x (woman)

Today We took off the clear plastic cover on our laptop.....it's been 2 years. MLID

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Sep 29, 2010 10:43 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Fizz911 (woman)

My best friend (who is desi) and I assign all the guys we know female names (i.e. Samarth = Samriddhi, Noel = Noelyn, Jacob = Jessica) so that our parents won't suspect anything when we talk about them on the phone. MLID.

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Dec 22, 2009 10:03 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by karishmah (woman)

Today I watched the movie Wake Up Sid with my dad. I probably would have enjoyed it, except that my dad used the movie to lecture me about how ungreatful our generation is. MLID

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Dec 23, 2009 12:21 PM - Dads/Uncles - by justanotherdesi (woman)

Today, I realised that everytime I go into a shop with personalised keyrings etc. I always look to see if they have my name. Obviously they won't but I check anyway. MLID

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Oct 2, 2010 04:55 PM - Random - by NuDrive (woman)

Today I found out that my mom thought a "boner" was something to do with dinosaur fossils.......MLID

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Feb 8, 4256 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by yournotsotypicalabcd (woman)

Today my desi friend brought in spicy hot cheetos and a drink for our class, within seconds everyone finished their drink and there was a huge line at the water fountain. Me and her were the only ones still sitting. MLID.

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May 23, 2010 01:42 PM - Random - by desifreak (woman)

Today, I joined the facebook group "My name is never on those stupid keychains!" Almost everyone in that group was desi. MLID.

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Apr 28, 2010 03:52 PM - Random - by Annie (woman)

Today, my mom told me to learn to make roti so I can get married one day. MLID

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Jun 26, 2010 02:25 AM - Rishtas - by kaalasalla (woman)

Today, I went to an Indian restaurant. I went to the bathroom to wash my hands and the soap bottle contained 75% water. MLID.

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Apr 25, 2010 11:08 AM - Cheapness - by suckitimindian (woman)

Today, I realized how much more fun it is to drive while listening to "Main Hoon Don" and wearing dark sunglasses. MLID

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Feb 7, 2010 03:35 PM - Random - by dey.c.girl (woman)

Today, my mom broke a plastic spoon in half so that it would fit in the sugar container. MLID

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Jul 3, 2009 04:35 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by chamchi (woman)

Today, my grandpa asked why I was wearing underwear and going out. I was wearing shorts. MLID

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Apr 5, 2010 03:34 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by desigirl1414 (woman)

Today instead of using our own Wi-Fi, we connected to our neighbor's for free. He still doesnt know. MLID

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Feb 8, 9508 01:02 PM - Random - by desichick702 (woman)

Today my mom and I purchased a television, and the worker that helped us carry it to the car was really cute. While I was admiring him, I all of sudden heard my mom shout, "Put it in my dicky!" ..."In your WHAT ma'am?" MLID.

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Feb 8, 3204 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by chikdu (woman)

when i say i danced with a boy, my mom just assumes we stood facing each other doing bhangra, not grinding. MLID

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Nov 16, 2009 12:54 AM - Moms/Aunties - by chotibachi (woman)

Today, I realized that all my Gora Friends usually change their relationship status from Single to In A Relationship while us, Desi's can only change it to Single To Married. MLID

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Oct 2, 2010 05:15 PM - Rishtas - by mylifeisdesiluver (woman)

Today my 17 yera old sister told my mom that for prom that she is required to bring a date. My mom's reaction? "NOO! don't copy those crazy Americans. First you go to college and concentrate on your studies, then find a nice job, and then I'll find you a nice boy. If you like HIM you can marry him".

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Apr 13, 2011 03:40 PM - Rishtas - by nolovelife (woman)

For the past couple of weeks, every time I turned on the radio, Down was playing. Every time I turned on the TV for music videos, Down was on. As soon as I sign into YM, Down is the song playing on the station. I feel that this is a sign that Jay Sean and I are meant to be together. MLID

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Oct 6, 2009 02:22 AM - Rishtas - by chaiandrusk (woman)

Today I realized that indian parents say there's a "full stop" at the end of a sentence
instead of a "period"....MLID

#28006

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Oct 4, 2009 09:21 PM - Random - by yournotsotypicalabcd (woman)

Today, I wore a brown shirt, and someone said, Hey your not allowed to walk around naked. MLID

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Apr 7, 2010 07:51 PM - Random - by brownforlife (woman)

Today, my mom said "chi chi" when the subject of holding hands came up. MLID.

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Jun 29, 2009 09:23 PM - Rishtas - by notenough (woman)

So I'm talking to my Dad about what I do on the computer so late at night and he goes, "Beta, you're not going on any Honky Donky websites are you?" It took me a while to figure out my dad calls pornography "honky donky". MLID

#50660

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Apr 6, 2010 09:39 PM - Dads/Uncles - by BoredBorad (man)

Today, I asked my mom if I could buy a pair of short shorts. Hell broke loose. MLID

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Feb 8, 9614 01:02 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, my GUJU girlfriend and i discussed how we have to hide our relationship from our parents...were both 24 and college grads. MLID

#69354

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Apr 14, 2011 11:09 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by soo desi (man)

Today I got mad because we bought a couch 6 months ago and still havnt taken off the plastic cover unless guests came over. My parents excuse? "Beta it will look nicer when ur dosts come over" MLID

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Jan 3, 2010 11:31 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by confusedbrownamerican (man)

Today, our door hinge was creaking. My mom told me to go put coconut hair oil on it. MLID

#53554

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May 20, 2010 09:07 PM - Moms/Aunties - by nilablueangel (woman)

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