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Name : Zinnia
City/Country : United States
Birthday : Jul 12, 1923
Gender : Female
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Today, I was grilling my dad on the questions he will have for his citizenship exam. One of the questions was "Who was the third President of the US". My dad responds, "I don't even know who is the first president - who cares about the third." We're never getting that citizenship. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (337) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (10)

Aug 4, 2010 04:22 AM - Dads/Uncles - by sharpie (woman)

Today my uncle was annoyed with his son who was bothering his little sister. He said, "Beta! Don't bother your sister. Go to your room and play with yourself". MLID

#4974

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Wah! You are a true desi (1974) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (85)

Jun 29, 2009 08:37 PM - Dads/Uncles - by desinumber1 (man)

Today, we were looking at houses and my dad found one he liked. He wanted to ask the female agent if he could stay in touch with her. Instead, he said "You mind if I touch you." The ladies face turned red, my uncles and cousins were laughing, and my dad still didn't get what he said wrong. MLID

#730

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Wah! You are a true desi (4434) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (226)

Jun 18, 2009 11:08 AM - Dads/Uncles - by DrDeep93 (man)

Today, I was bored, so I was sitting around, watching tv. My mom comes over and says Jaa ke kitab shitab parho, thora knitting shitting karlo!" I laughed for about 10 minutes and when I told her what she said, she just called me a batameez. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (234) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

Sep 2, 2009 05:30 PM - Moms/Aunties - by natashatamasha (woman)

Today, I was forced to pluck a rather long beard hair off of a relative. That relative was my aunt. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (289) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Aug 14, 2010 10:45 AM - Moms/Aunties - by superhairy (woman)

Today, my khala asked me if i wanted "ass cream". Shocked, i stared at her for 10 seconds and then realized that she was referring to "ice cream". MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (335) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (31)

Jun 29, 2009 02:06 AM - Moms/Aunties - by ice cream (woman)

Today, I am not allowed to wear a pink tie. Or anything colored pink. Or anything even in a light shade of red. When I asked my mom why not, she asks me, "are you of the ghay"? MLID.

#1073

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Wah! You are a true desi (385) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (13)

Feb 8, 8255 12:45 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (man)

Today was my graduation, and my parents didn't get to see me walk across the stage because they arrived an hour late. MLID.

#54186

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Wah! You are a true desi (574) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (43)

May 31, 2010 04:23 PM - Random - by ailya (woman)

Today my dad asked if any body is getting laid because of the bad economy. MLID

#12847

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Wah! You are a true desi (566) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (45)

Feb 8, 8604 12:48 PM - Random - by Demand (man)

Today my dad went around telling everyone how my 8 yearold brother is addicted to playboy. He was referring to his gameboy. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (669) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (14)

Jun 30, 2009 06:10 AM - Dads/Uncles - by papu (woman)

Today, my mom told me that I can't see the new movie Bruno because I am not married. MLID.

#12456

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Wah! You are a true desi (376) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (34)

Feb 8, 3953 12:48 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Ashi (woman)

As a kid, I heard the chiriya kawa ki kahani a million of times as a bedtime story. MLID

#12500

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Wah! You are a true desi (231) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (47)

Feb 8, 1318 12:48 PM - Random - by Rani (woman)

Today, my mom said "gay Raj sai mangoes lai kai ao". I stared at my mom for a good 15 seconds untill i realized that she meant "garage". MLID

#12845

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Wah! You are a true desi (401) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Feb 8, 8245 12:48 PM - Moms/Aunties - by hungry (woman)

Today, I made a joke about my moms cooking and my mom yelled at me, then my dad said "shes just jacking off" and after looking at him weird for 3 minutes I realized he meant joking and told him to never say that again. MLID.

#12869

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Wah! You are a true desi (497) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Feb 8, 6293 12:48 PM - Dads/Uncles - by shivaniiii893 (woman)

Today, my mom told me she plans to drive me to and from college. MLID.

#21654

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Wah! You are a true desi (362) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Sep 1, 2009 07:56 AM - Random - by EmbaressedDesiGirl (woman)

Today, my grandmother asked me if i've ever done masti in bed..with my husband. I'm 25, we've been married for 7 years...and we have two kids with the third on its way...MLID

#21693

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Wah! You are a true desi (357) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Sep 1, 2009 03:50 PM - Moms/Aunties - by mli'def'd (woman)

Today I was watching iron man and i got excited that i could understand all the urdu dialogues. Then I realized that the only urdu was during the terrorist hostage video. I'm not sure whether or not to feel proud. MLID

#12638

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Wah! You are a true desi (446) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Feb 8, 4119 12:48 PM - Random - by ironlarki (woman)

Today my mother-in-law reluctantly spoke to me to expressed concern over my daughter's growth (I'm white, husband's Indian). She insisted we stop feeding my daughter so well, so that she's not too tall to find a suitable husband. My daughter is 12 months old. Apparently, MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (531) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Jun 30, 2009 07:28 AM - Moms/Aunties - by americanwifeofdesi (woman)

Today, I walked by my little cousins who were watching the cartoon Disney movie Aladdin. The end of the movie came, where Jasmine and Aladdin are about to share a kiss. My dad jolts towards me from across the room to cover my eyes with his hand. I'm 21.

#4855

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Wah! You are a true desi (389) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (14)

Jun 29, 2009 04:06 PM - Dads/Uncles - by hm (woman)

Today I was doing the family's laundry while my brother played x-box, I asked my mom why he didnt have to help me and she said that he couldnt touch my under garmets, I asked why it was okay for me to touch his, she called me a "bathamize" MLID

#21761

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Wah! You are a true desi (278) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (11)

Sep 1, 2009 09:28 PM - Random - by hira_thera (woman)

Today, my mom gave me a united states history lesson and told me that the 16th president was "Ibrahim Lincoln." MLID

#5144

2 Comments

Wah! You are a true desi (464) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Jun 30, 2009 02:17 AM - Moms/Aunties - by desigirl1 (woman)

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